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Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 6:51pm On Oct 21, 2010

pro01:
^^

You're even talking about cars. Come to the Lekki/AJah axis and see where heavy mugus bought/built lovely houses for their so-called mistresses. Sometimes the value of such houses dey pursue N100m and you just wonder if its not potent jazz at work. Some of the totos form 'classy' (Nike Oshinowo and co.) and use that rubbish to milk deep pocket mugus of multi-millions. These men should be shot for causing a disruptive hyper-inflationary trend in the toto market.

@ pro01,

Did you study Totological or Nyashiological management ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 3:21pm On Oct 21, 2010

Pennywise:
We will never know but that yansh may be truly worth 4m afterall.

OP should have at least tried to find out before bringing his case to NL. Abi he think say all yansh na the same?

are you ok ? did i even see the chance to try

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 3:15pm On Oct 21, 2010

sleekch1c:
exactly,dats wat they all do, i think the chic was silly and am sure she is below 20 yrs of age cos her test is extremely immature plus i think the poster is scared of smart women!

so in your opinion, she is smart, then IBB must be smart by saying that the youth can not rule the country effectively, the same youths he needs their votes to win.

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2010

Ujujoan:
Just shut up and get lost!
So she asked you for a car and you said no . . . . let it go!

yes ma

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 12:11pm On Oct 21, 2010

Toboski:
@ Poster, you obviously are a very materialistic person, no offence, but sometimes when you give people an impression that they mean so much to you, they tend to want to put you to the test which i think she did but you sure failed it, if she actually mean't that much to you, you would have stayed long enough to know wether she was actually serious about the request or just teasing but in my opinion, i think she was joking because she couldn't have just met a guy and think that the guy will buy her a car just like that, and if she really wanted to know the kind of person you are, now is the time for her to take a dive and look elsewhere cos she obviously can't get anything serious with you.

@ Toboski,
some assertion you made about me in your post above share similar audacity with my dear lizy's request of an fx35 jeep, how do you know that she cant get any thing serious from me ?, didn't you see where i said that i dreamed of a wonderful moment with her,

the truth is that i am no fool, she really meant her request , she thought i was stupid and that was what actually made me angry, the manner and tone she used to make the request was even more infuriating than the request itself, imagine this, then if you really love me buy the car for me, your fellow guys do that for their girl, if you buy it for me, then i will do any thing you want from me, Lizy said , with a dictators look on her face that shows she probably thought i was helplessly in love,

Even if i will get her a car , shouldn't it be in the middle of our relationship and with a reasonable tone ? an Anambra state guy like me, she probably thought i am from Zamfara or kebbi state.

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 8:48am On Oct 21, 2010

justwise:
@op.

I don't blame the girl, u come across as very boastful and wasteful, so wanted to cut her share of the loot.

She would have dumped your sorry a, after getting the car.

i cant seem to understand the bolded, where did you get that impression from ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 7:41am On Oct 21, 2010

Princek12:
Do you have a PhD in mathematics or economics, or both? Because this your fair market value theory plus depreciation theory on yansh is serious ooooo.

when did you finish nursery school ? Dayokanu has a PHD in totology and value managment from the university of pimping sexas, not any Phd in economics or mathematics.

but wait you sounded as if you are interested in toological studies, shocked

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 12:21am On Oct 21, 2010

andyanders:
4GET ABOUT THAT TESTING. SHE IS REAL AND MEANT HER WORDS. SHE WANTED TO PLAY A FAST ONE, BUT GOT IT WRONG. WHEN SHE SAID WITHOUT THE CAR NO LOVE "YES" SAYS IT ALL. TO ME SHE IS NOT WORTH IT NO MATTER THAT YOU ARE A [b][color=#990000]WOMANIZER. ALSO, WOMEN LOVE LIES. THAT IS THE ONLY ONION GOOD FOR THEM. LIE TO THEM AND GET WHAT YOU WANT. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD HAVE TRICKED HER TO A CAR SHOP, PRETEND AND GIVE THE SALES GUY SOME TIP, ASK THE GIRL TO MAKE HER CHOICE, MAKE SURE YOU GO AFTER BANKING HOURS. AFTER BARGAINING THE COST, AGREE TO COME BACK THE NEXT DAY FOR PAYMENT. THEN DRIVE STRAIT TO A MOTEL AND GET HER bleeped UP. IF AT THAT POINT SHE REFUSES, TO LET YOU IN, DROP HER OFF. WHEN YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN, THEN IT NEEDS PRAYERS FOR A GOOD WIFE, NOT WHAT YOU SEE ON THE STREET.

LADIES LOVE BUNCH OF LIES TO GET THEM GOING. MYSELF, WOMEN ROLL BECAUSE OF MY ASCENT, COS I STAYED IN THE USA FOR 12 YRS AND ACQUIRED THE ACSENT. THEY GET EXCITED AND FEEL GOOD WHENEVER I AM WITH THEM. I TELL THEM NOT TO WORRY, THAT I WILL GET HER PAPERS TO GET YOU OVER AND THEY FALL FOR IT. SO THEY LOVE SWEET TALKS; LIES [/color] [/b]

take am easy nah, i be your brother ooo

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 12:12am On Oct 21, 2010

dayokanu:
Banom,

I wont be harsh with you.

I case of next time, Find the fair market value of toto per round and divide by 4m the value of the car.

If the market value na 500Naira (Because of living expenses in Abuja) Now divide 4m by 500 that would give you 8000. You can use MS excel for your computation

Tell her she has to drop toto 8000 times before she go see any car .

And must make sure the quality of the yanshing does not reduce till the 8000 time.

If by 7500th time she complains of tiredness or she isnt giving 100% then you would have to start counting all over

uncle dayo, you are very wicked ooo, but na your type go fit women well well, .

wats up ?, long time no see.

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 12:02am On Oct 21, 2010

shokpeti:
What sort of idiotic test is that? Someone you met in a week you are asking to buy you a car? And what if the mugu agreed to buy the car? Would it still have remained a test?

On the flip side, the OP sounds like a show-off. Maybe thats what brought about the silly 'test'

i wonder where you got that impression from, i have high self esteem and confidence but never pride, i bleive pride and ego is for inferior people.
.

Murphy G:
@ banom, can u just give her a benefit of doubt? Women do sm silly things and wonder why they did it. U can give her another chance. Just give her, it wont hurt u, will it? And believe me she'll be careful anyday, anytime when she demands smthn 4rm u. Giving her another chance will make u to knw the kind of person she really is. Or what do u think?

out of anger yesterdayi made a very big misdtake, the way and things i told her doenst even give me the face to go back to ask or give her second chance, but honestly, her tears yesterday realy touched my heart.

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 11:34pm On Oct 20, 2010

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=535633.msg6982063#msg6982063 date=1287613187]First of all, what did you tell her that gave her the guts to ask for a 4million dollar car?!

I drive a Range Rover HSE, and it was a gift from my Dad! The largest demand I have received from a girl was to pay her house rent of 180,000. To which I responded "You don see mugu abi?!".[/quote]Chief priest, i didnt tell lizy any thing more than neccesary, i said i was ben honest with her, i beleive she was possibly testing me as she said,or simply stupi*d,

meanwhile how is your shrine and other priests ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 11:17pm On Oct 20, 2010

Tolulop001:
i feel you

but if u look at it, every thing he said was relevant to the story

plus there is no point forming cuz everyone is anonymous to an extent on an online forum

honestly i wouldnt want to respond to that guy, he sounded very stupid like a person suffering from low self esteem syndrome,

since i registered on this forum, have any one ever seeing me coming to talk any thing about my self ? i see such thing as unneccesary and what will i gain from it ? he thinks is every body that is a braggat.

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 10:53pm On Oct 20, 2010

Sagamite:
@OP

I wonder what the fck is wrong with guys nowadays.

Honestly, I am dazed, confused and uninspired.

You just dumped the girl that you wanted to date like that after asking you to buy her a car otherwise forget a relationship.

And you just dumped her straight away.

What the FCK is wrong with men nowadays to ri Olorun??

WHERE THE FCK ARE THE REAL MEN OF YEARS GONE BY?

You could not at least FCK her before you dump her and kick her to the curb?

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!

Uncle saga,you are funy ooo, are you saying that i should have shaged her before leaving her ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 7:16pm On Oct 20, 2010

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=535633.msg6979256#msg6979256 date=1287585080]She tested you, and you failed woefully. I can bet my dinner that she was pulling your legs. Poor you,you fell like the brick you are.[/quote]test me ? so tell me what do you think i should have done ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 3:23pm On Oct 20, 2010

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=535633.msg6978921#msg6978921 date=1287582564]YEAH , u acted so wrong but,not too late u can still put things right.[/quote]Are you saying i should have bought the car for her ?

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 2:12pm On Oct 20, 2010

ZIM DRILL:
your friend is fool you dont taste a guy by asking him to buy a car

you test him by making him wait long to hit da pum pum

So me i thought,

Romance › Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 1:44pm On Oct 20, 2010

@ Louis thoru,

you are a very funny girl, i cant believe a woman is saying all these, but wait how did you know i have long banga ? and what is long banga ?

otokx:
@LouisThoru

Is there something more to this that you are not telling us?

help me ask her , the girl is is toomuch, she said i have long banga , i wonder what she meant.

Romance › She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by banom(op): 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2010

i had a very funny encounter with a girl yesterday, and i decided people here should help me put on some laughter,

It all started about three weeks ago, i went to see a friend in Asokoro and on my way coming back, i saw a very beautiful and charming girl, i stoped and approached her, we exchanged contacts and i droped her at a saloon where she was going,

personaly, i love flriting and playing games, i have never beleived there is any such thing as true love and faithfulness, but when i got home, i felt very different about this girl who introduced herself to me as lizy, she was wonderfuly beautiful and i thought good things and moment we will share together if every thing works out well, i decided i will give this girl the best moments of her life,

Normaly, when i am playing games and i want to have some fun, i have a way i approach women, honestly i am a very handsome guy, flamboyant, generous and i know how to flater and please a woman, i actualy start by heading straight to the woman's weakness, i give her the impression of a lovely ,innocent and at times helpless guy, who is overwhelmed by her beauty, manner and natural charm , I have noticed that such attitude mesmerises them alot and they easily break down for me, but in this girl's case, i was quite different, i was so real, sincere and natural, i talked to her with an honest emotion and intention,
we met again last week wednesday and i told her about my feelings, but she didnt say any thing, the next day she paid me a visit in our house, after our stay,i droped her in her house with infinity Jeep Fx35, when we got to her house , she said that she liked the car and i should buy it for her, that it has been her dream car for a very long time, well, that request was ok by me and there is nothing wrong with it, i am aware that people do more than that for their lover, though i did not promise that i will buy it for her,neither did i refuse her request, but the whole thing got me furious when she plainly told me it is the only way i can prove my love for her and that if i buy it for her, she will be my girl and will do any thing i want her to do for me,

I left her and went my way when i asked her, So without the car you can not date me ? YES, she said, few days later, she started calling and calling and texting, but i refused picking her calls or replying her text, she used another number and called me, when i picked it, i told her that i am sorry that i was not in town, she said it was lie, that i delibrately avoided her calls, and i only picked the call now, because, i didnt know she was the one calling, i finally told her the truth , that i was no longer innterested in the relationship , she asked why ? is it because i asked you to buy me a car ? i said no, not at all ,i just lost interest, then i hanged up the phone, yesterday afternoon, she came to our house and was crying and begging me not to do this to her , that she truely loves and needs me,that she only asked me to buy the car for her just to know what i will do, that she never meant it, that it was a test, she seemed so sincere and emotional,

The whole thing sounded so funny to me, what kind of crazy test was that ? if i had said, ok ,baby lets go to car stand let me buy it for you, would she have said no, dont worry i was only testing you ?

fellow nairalanders, you guys should help out, i just cant laugh at this girl alone,

Politics › Re: The Brain Box Of Nigeria: Anambra Or Ekiti? by banom(m): 8:39am On Oct 20, 2010

PEUGEOT 40:
Oga sir,what is the age of Anambra and Ogun State if it is in terms of Development.In terms of making meaningful contribution,the only Nigerian who happened to have sacrificed himself willingly till date is an Ekiti Man.Col Adekunle Fajuyi.Ekiti is no doubt a nation to reckon with in Nigerian development and if the rule of law is truly entrenched in this nation you will see people going places and then you know who is who

there is nothing i hate in my life like arguement, before we go into that, can you please mention ten oustanding Nigerians that are from Ekiti state after that i will give you ten from Anambra state ,

Can you afford to name them ?

Politics › Re: The Brain Box Of Nigeria: Anambra Or Ekiti? by banom(m): 8:22am On Oct 20, 2010

@ Topic,

All i know is that in terms of money and human capital development, Anambra is the richest and greatest state in the whole Africa,

Anambra is the stae with the most oustanding, accomplished and rich individuals in africa,

Politics › Re: Should The President Resign? by banom(m): 8:05am On Oct 20, 2010

@ poster,

You are very stupid to have asked that silly question, when did Gej say that it was IBB or the northerners that were behind the independence dy bomb blast ?

Gej only simply said that those behind the bomb blast were trying to use MEND as cover up and that it is unwise to think that MEND was behind it since they already have him ( a man from Niger delta as president ) .

mext time get your fact right and dont come here to sell your ignorance.

Nairaland General › Re: Grammatical Blunders Made By Mrs. Jonathan by banom(m): 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2010

were once a children cool

Nawaaa ooo my six years old kid sister can do better than this, may be Gej should contact me for negotiation.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Did Not Create The Universe by banom(m): 12:59pm On Oct 19, 2010

@Tudor

my wife, wats up ?, i have missed hell out of you.

Politics › Re: Who Needs Rebranding- Nigeria As A Country Or Nigerians by banom(m): 8:52am On Oct 19, 2010

@ poster,
the two needs something more than rebranding.

Politics › Re: Gbomo Jomo (Henry Okah's Brother) Is Arrested? by banom(m): 8:27am On Oct 19, 2010

chosen04:
Security sources confirmed that Charles has been singing like 'bird' and ready to name all his accomplice in the terrorist ring,

Was this report sponsored by President JEGA's camp?

honestly if not for one thing, i would have said that you are very silly for asking that question, you are just getting on my nerves this days, when will you ever start supporting the progressives ? every time you are always in the camp of wolves and criminals like Ngige and i expect IBB.

Politics › Re: Greatest Nigerian Of The Past 50 Years by banom(m): 8:16pm On Oct 15, 2010

chosen04:
Are you hidding something from me?

Baby don't misunderstand me, i have reported this to GEJ ehm sorry Seun, i dont know who hacked my nairaland account and typed that Jessica stuff, i dont know who is Jessica, you know i am sincere and faithful and i love you so much, you are the only woman in my life and i am sure you can swear with your life about that.

Education › Re: Sex education is immorality teaching in disguise. by banom(m): 7:24pm On Oct 15, 2010

ReLaTE:
I decided to open ths topic in other to get your own views concerning the introduction of the so called sex education in our primary and secondary schools. Some may differ and may call me old skool bt am against ths kind of education bcus a lot of our young ones are rather bn corrupted than learning the right thing frm it. A particular girl of abt 13yrs was discusing wt her mate 2day that wtout observing my presense that they where thot sex education at school 2day and it was so sweet that evryone in their class was enjoyin it excludin some that she mention to her that were nt comfortable wt that. She said that some of the boys in their class were always taking permissions to go and urinate that she saw their p.en1s very erect . The worst part of it frm what i heard frm her is that some of the boys started asking them girls that they wnt 2 arrange for sex wt them that their teacher said that sex wt condom is good to avoid disease and unwanted pregnancy. My own thot is that ths shuld be abolish in the high skool,lets nt immitate the west coz thats their culture. Lets hv your views!

Honestly you are a big time OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD school, are you a member of the pathetic deeper life church ?

Politics › Re: 2011 Presidential Electrions, How To Control The Dynamic And Win The Election by banom(op): 5:55pm On Oct 13, 2010

MrPrsdent:
can i link you to the GEJ campaign team?

That obviously is a great deal and will be well honored.

Politics › Re: Jonathan's New Explanation Of Abuja Bomb Blast, Worst Than The First by banom(m): 5:01pm On Oct 13, 2010

mikeansy:
Is the President suggesting that MEND have some kind of immunity and thus above investigation?

Is he saying that anyone can bomb Aso Rock and if it is proved to be MEND no need for investigation and trial in court?

We have an amnesty in place and amnesties come with responsibility. MEND may claim to be fighting a just course but I can not believe that the President of any country will openly suggest that some organisations or some group of people have immunity from prosecution if they destroy properties and kill Nigerians no matter what agenda they have.

The President is even dumber than I think he is. I think he should stop talking, don't wanna hear anymore.

Honestly, these your silly questions are dumber than that of GEJ, if you asked them unintentionally , then, you are obviously not advanced, if it was intentional, then you are here to spread propaganda , you are probably one of those paid online supporters of IBB or Nuhu Ribadu , who think that the only way to win is come online to caricature GEJ,

Needless to say, you are all losers, GEJ will win 2011 election, whether you like it or not, Go ask IBB or Nuhu Ribadu for a better JOB.

Literature › Re: Lagos And Abuja: A Tale Of Two Cities. by banom(m): 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2010

Chuks84:
I was born and bred in Lagos, had my primary, secondary and tertiary education in Lagos. I hated Lagos! The madness, everybody was in rush to go somewhere. The filth, refuse littering virtually every corner of the streets. The crime, Armed robbers robbing people in broad daylight. Agberos, the order of the day. The heavy traffic, oh! those hold ups, I spent nothing less than three hours getting to school everyday. The only thing that kept me there was family.

Immediately after the university, I set my sights on leaving Lag, folks tried convincing me to work my NYSC to Lagos. Lai lai! I had already set my sights on Abuja. Yes! Abuja, the seat of the nation, our glorious capital, our own little London, Nigeria's land of milk and honey. No hold ups, no rush rush, no Agberos, no one chance. I was to go, see and conquer. Or so i thought.

I arrived at Abuja on a fateful Sunday morning, breathed in the fresh air, felt the wind of change rushing over me. My first destination was my uncle's house in a city called Kuje. My uncle came to pick me up from the airport, as we drove I admired the sights, so many rocks, I felt as if I was on an excursion. We soon veered off the main road to an untarred road, we moved through the streets of a place that reminded me of my village. We finally stopped in front of a small bungalow, I was surrounded by the sounds of chickens. Dreading the answer, I couldn't help but ask: "Uncle is this Abuja?". It was. I couldn't understand, what of all the tales? The beauty of Asokoro, Maitama, Wuse, Garki. I went to the room provided for me, consoling myelf with the thought that every city has its slums.

The next day, I went to the NYSC camp in Kubwa, which was only slightly better than Kuje and I was greeted with madness. A multitude of to be corpers struggling to register, I was giving a card which declared me as No. 2,478 on the queue. I looked round wondering where the queue was, all I could see was people fighting to get into a particular canopy. Where were the cool guys? The Behind chics? The Ajebuta's? These fellas were hardened Ajekpako's, the girls there were even worse. I ended up sleeping on the field that day without completing my registration.

As the camp progressed, the scales slowly fell off my eyes. I learned of remote towns like Abaji, Kwali, Rubochi, Karshi, I got to understand that Abuja consisted of a few urban cities surrounded by undeveloped villages. Virtually everybody in the camp was a hustler who had heard tales of this city and had come to partake in the national cake. I was eventually posted to FCDA (Federal Capital Development Agency). En route to the office I learned my cab driver was a fresh graduant of NYSC who coincidentally served in FCDA, he complained to me that he was still being owed 2 months salary, saying FCDA was the worst place to serve. He was right. With a monthly salary of N5,000 per month which was paid in bulk every three months, I suffered, I was just surviving. I discovered Abuja had its own share of hold ups that could rival Lagos anyday, particularly in the area of kubwa and Lugbe. I spent nothing less than two hours going to work everyday. Majority of the workers in Abuja didn't even come from the FCT, they came to work everyday from neighbouring states like Nassarawa and and Niger. Accomodation was devilishly expensive. I missed Lagos.

One year later. I am still in Abuja, I was lucky to be retained as a project staff, I earn a pittance of N16,000 monthly. I fight the daily madness of entering a bus to get to work, I spend 3 hrs. I fear entering cabs because of one-chance which is becoming rampant. I can't afford an apartment of my own. Just this weekend there was a bomb explosion in the city. Every day, I hear of the strides Fashola is making in Lagos. I see it with my eyes but I am not believing. The FCT is slowly becoming another Lagos. And Lagos is slowly evolving to my imagined FCT. I miss Lagos.

@ Op,

Your problem is nothing but disappointment, what you met in Abuja obviously did not confirm with your original prejudice about Abuja, I have lived in Abuja for over twenty years now, and i do frequently visit other cities in Nigeria like , kano, Lagos, Portarcourt , Calaba, Enugu, Kaduna, where we have our family business branches, and i must tell you, Abuja is haven when compared to those cities,

What makes you enjoy any city is not if the city is the biblical Garden of Eden, but MONEY, with money you can have all your fantasies provided for you even in the most dense Jungle of Sahara desert, with a mere 16k salary you will obviously not see the real Abuja, but just take your time and plan your self, soon you will get used to the city, make enough money and Enjoy all your fantasies , WELCOME TO FCT, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND ORGANIZED CITY IN NIGERIA.

Politics › Re: Seven Reasons For Not Voting Goodluck Jonathan In 2011 by banom(m): 12:08am On Oct 05, 2010

It is only a fool that beleives any thing that comes from Sahara reporters, An IBB media,

some thing he founded to use to fight his political opponents,

Better news please, we know the game.

Politics › Re: Ibb Has A Very Slim Chance Of Wining 2011 Presidential Election, See My Analysis by banom(op): 1:58pm On Oct 04, 2010

legendprac:
Ok ooo, Make I believe u

if you like

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