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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 2:18pm On Jan 09, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:
Ukehe? Asl'am n'ishi Diewa o
Ukehe smiley
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 2:15pm On Jan 09, 2022
Ghost1994:
So guys even if it’s the cheapest dashcam make una buy am. The advantages is far beyond what we could imagine. Riders respect themselves like saint once they see physical dashcam. I announced the day I got the cam here it’s cheap and save lot of embarrassment and all shit…

God will continue to protect us all.
So the camera records both inside the car and outside(front, back and sides)huh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 10:23am On Jan 09, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:
Dianyi kedu ebe bu obodo unu?
Obu'kwa Igbo-etiti na'enugu
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:32am On Jan 09, 2022
yommie007:
My pammy and banga dey intact? 10k Gee the most high for journey mercies.
Thank you bro. Pammi wey neighbours don finish yesternight cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:30am On Jan 09, 2022
komodapson:
Wow!!!... Barbie is in town..niqqa (in 50¢ voice)
Watxup baba....how was your trip to the East?

Sure you enjoyed your stay. Less I forget, what is state of federal road from Lagos to SE. That lai moh'd talk say second naija bridge is %70 completed, na true?

I'm glad you made it safely bro...over 600km journey no be moi moi bros
Thanks bro. My trip was great, except for sagamu road and then offcourse Enugu Onitsha road(this road is the worse in Nigeria)
Nsukka road too is also very bad.

In all, I thank God for journey mercy.

How the hustle? Is it booming or dull?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:47pm On Jan 08, 2022
Great pilots in the house, I greet you all. I don land o. wink
I thank God for journey mercy!
Spent about 2 hours in Onitsha traffic. Spent another hour at Asaba traffic. The journey no easy! My yansh dey pain me o!

How the hustle? Is it booming as usual or I should relax for some days?
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija's Boma Sneaks Into Yaba Lagos Where He Grew Up: Video by Barbiturate(m): 11:05am On Jan 06, 2022
That's my neighbourhood. Moore Road, Yaba, off University Road.

They made a banner for him there and solicited for votes for him.

Was told he grew up there.

Was actually rooting for him in the house, until he choose to mess up himself with a married woman, even when he knew she was married
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 4:08pm On Jan 03, 2022
yommie007:
Barbiturate..... how villa na? We dey lagos deyvwait you oo. Plenty banga and pammy i await. 2022 is gonna be bigger for us all.
Villa dey o. I dey enjoy the harmattan, with natural food and drinks.
I will be back next week by God's grace.

Amen and Amen to your prayers
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 10:22am On Jan 01, 2022
Happy New year to you all.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:32am On Dec 27, 2021
yommie007:
Mr Augustine Barbiturate..... where art thou? Merry Christmas � �❤
My brother. I dey village dey sip pammi smiley

Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2022 to you.

Try dey enjoy your self, cos e-hailing wahala no dey finish
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 1:44pm On Dec 22, 2021
ReadaDream:
What's going on at Abraham Adesanya?
1 hr 15 mins delay shocked

Sorry bro. I dey my house cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:20pm On Dec 21, 2021
I don't know how some people have issues with bolt payment. Like I said before, I don't pay bolt cash. I allow them take their money from card trips. I was owing bolt about 7k last week Friday. I didn't work on Saturday and yesterday. I worked today and I did some card trips to pay back their money. After, they started giving me cash trips. They are even owing me about 200 now.

BusinessRe: Lady Rolls On The Floor Of A Bank After Scammers Withdrew All Her Money Via POS by Barbiturate(m): 6:42pm On Dec 20, 2021
Candidlady:
God wont answer that you modified text! My bf is a yahoo boy!!
Just imagine!

You're not ashamed to put this up....and to think that people liked it, is sickening.
As in, you derive joy in making people cry and commit suicide, by stealing their hard earned money!

I curse you and your boy friend today and this minute, you and him will never know peace in your entire life...Amen. He will be caught and put in jail. Both of you will wrath in jail in Jesus name,Amen, alongside all the people that liked that disgusting comment.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 6:23pm On Dec 20, 2021
VaselineCrew:
This is my last day accepting any useless bank transfer, I will call and ask if they have cash before I accept the trip.

2 people today now owe me 3,400.

It’s just a weird feeling, like I’m driving for free. Gosh!

How do you guys do it?

Do you accept bank transfer?

They’ve been saying network issue as I have called both of them now.
Tell them to wait in your car till you get the alert.

Dropped a girl at unilag(science) she transferred and showed me hastily. Told her to wait till I get the alert. She started complaining that she was late.
After about 10 mins I told her that I can no longer wait, that we should go to GTB or access atm. She asked about the one she transferred, I said I've not seen any alert, and she can't be wasting my time and that if I get the alert I'll transfer back to her. She followed me to the ATM, gave me cash, then I took her back to the science fac, and then collected her acct. Till today I've not gotten the alert.

The other one that happened at Dmatel, I explained it here. I didn't get the alert, but then I allowed him leave the car cos he was checking into the hotel. I later went to the hotel to collect cash. He even added extra 2k.

Make sure you get the alert before they leave, cos some of them Na scammers, just like that girl up there.

And then also, let them show you the app receipt. Better still ask which bank App they want to use, cos some banks delay or prob network issues. Like access bank. If they use access to transfer to GTB, it takes a whole day, and sometimes, they send back to the sender.
TravelRe: Where Are You Spending Your Christmas Season by Barbiturate(m): 5:07pm On Dec 20, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Should I send my account number? No b me build duplex, na my papa wey don die build am in his early days. Nigerians can assume when they see duplex
Then I guess maybe your reason should be that you're not financially bouyant to travel home, which is fine though! Next year is still there.....other Christmas will come!

Have a great Christmas and prosperous 2022
TravelRe: Where Are You Spending Your Christmas Season by Barbiturate(m): 4:52pm On Dec 20, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Got a duplex in d village and family is OK. Got phobia for long travels but thats a concept unexposed illiterates cant wrap their head around. As for being single, never knew its a crime ooooo
Sorry, I'm not criticizing your submission, but the journey will be very short if you travel by air. Abj to Anambra or so, is about 40/45 mins, stress free.
RomanceRe: Did You Achieve Anything This Year? by Barbiturate(m): 2:30pm On Dec 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Don't give up son

You can still achieve something before 31 of December
As in, he will pick millions on the floor or someone will mistakenly transfer millions to his account before 31st? Abi someone will just gift him a house before 31st?

Don't be deceived bro, it doesn't work that way. Kill that foolish hope. December has ended. Forget that miracle ideology or 11th hour miracle.

Op, next year is another year. What ever your hand finds to do, do it with all your strength and might. Work so hard and save up.

Next year will be a better year for us all
CelebritiesRe: She Is A Stupid Girl, Her Mother Didn’t Train Her Well” – Ada Ameh Hits Ka3na by Barbiturate(m): 2:20pm On Dec 20, 2021
I like Ada. She's on point, and she has paid her dues in the industry
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 2:09pm On Dec 20, 2021
For sometime now, I really don't pay money(cash) into Bolt's account. I'll accept the card trips till they take their money and return me back to cash trips. And then it continues like that. I really don't have an issue with it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 10:13am On Dec 20, 2021
komodapson:
How much is those yellow(incandescent) halogen bulbs?
You mean white?! 3k each. That's what I bought. There's the one of 15k
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:53am On Dec 20, 2021
komodapson:
This is the what my brother barbiturates they always warn me about at all times. I learnt, a water tanker rammed into him @ Ajah.... I wish everyone safe movement ó...it could've been you or me... Na àgbáko be this...
Na wa o! He's lucky he wasn't affected.

May God Almighty protect us from accidents and evil people this festive season and always...Amen.

Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2022
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2021
My car light is not bright. Changed to halogen, still not bright.

Any good auto rewire around yaba?

Abeg o, I need fix it before traveling to the east
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:37pm On Dec 17, 2021
BAZ001:
You want to do buy 1 get 1 free.
Uber inspection is easier than bolt
No mind me jare. I don forget a whole lot of things for the hustle! I gree say I fuckup smiley

Went for bolt inspection today at mobile Anthony. The lady said 1200. Na my hotspot she use sef! She just admire car and enjoy A/C. She no wan gree come down. I gave her 1500.
After she finished she started asking for tip. I told her to keep the change and the hotspot is free too cheesy
FamilyRe: When Has Making Babies Become A Do Or Die Affair? by Barbiturate(m): 1:12pm On Dec 17, 2021
Family planning is a method used to space kids and allow a desired number of kids through contraception. What are you planning when you're not ready?

Your wife can be pregnant and still be doing her masters.

Your mom and MIL can take care of her when she gives birth.

It won't also stop you from chasing your career.

Why did you get married then, if you both won't have time for each other?

I'm not attacking you bro, I'm just advising you. Both parents mean well for you guys.

It is our tradition that when you get married, the next is children. Children are blessings. Don't be afraid to have one.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:35pm On Dec 16, 2021
BAZ001:
Yes ,
I went to the inspection center as some elders lazyD in lekki under tree advised

I jam a lady and a guy doing inspection I was praying for the guy to come Na so d lady show.

Me: Gd afternoon ( all smiling like I want to toast her)
She: I don’t know you
Me: you look good
She: looking lost and shocked
Me: I came for inspection and talk plenty
She : mmm speechless
Me; ... cont toasting her
She: already feeling my vibes

Long and short I pass inspection and I saw dem reject two cars

I gave her 1,500 inspection plus thank you
Wanted to collect her number ( for others) but I don’t want d spirit of fuckeveryday and oven lighters to enter me dis December.
I no know say I get sweet mouth.
I cherish your cruise! You no get problem. You're a happy man, no matter the situation. You will live long cheesy

I thought the inspection is about 3k, can't remember how much I did it the last time. 1500 is fair. Uber no wan gree accept bolt inspection. Dem say I go do their own
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:32pm On Dec 16, 2021
Elninobusta:
Please who knows where I can get my car AC fixed. Someone who is good at what he does and not too expensive. Preferably on the mainland. Thanks
Mr hope at chemist. Very good at it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:30pm On Dec 16, 2021
komodapson:
Nice one Barbiturate...you don't cease to remind us of impending danger out there @ll times. I like you dieeeeee....you always prioritize Safety. Thanks buddy
I like you too bro grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 12:59pm On Dec 16, 2021
Pearl1910:
Don't worry about me, Barbiturate
It's not about you. It's a general statement and advice to late night drivers
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 12:48pm On Dec 16, 2021
BAZ001:
You mean Ants no get sense ?
Plenty drivers no get sense dis December by January we go get sense.

Na small thing person run mad when him run him car down without sense.
Cruise man! grin

Shey you don fix your car for inspection?

How much is the inspection sef? Mine will be due on the 19th
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 11:04am On Dec 16, 2021
Pearl1910:
Break it o.
Last night 1am in Oshodi, coming from Anthony, on d ramp descending to face mushin, one fake blind man with a stick stepped into d road...I swerved but Na my side mirror him collect. Another guy was lurking in d dark on d right. It's real out there guys, don't underestimate anything late night, leave good Samaritan in d booth or at home anything from 10pm to 6am
Bazoo abeg u get Corolla Side mirror, driver side? grin
Late night driving is very risky and dangerous. Chase the bag with sense!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
davit:
Just be careful.

If i find my way there later in the evening/night, I will let you know. Traffic in that area not smiling these days.
Thanks bro. I've collected it. Called you twice to tell you, but you didn't pick
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 4:46pm On Dec 15, 2021
davit:
Just be careful.

If i find my way there later in the evening/night, I will let you know. Traffic in that area not smiling these days.
Thanks bro. I'll appreciate. I've sent you a pm. Pls respond so I can send you his number.

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