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PhonesRe: LG Electronics To Shut Down Its Mobile Phone Business by BarrElChapo(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2021
wwwtortoise:
Sorry man, I sold it out to a friend at a giveaway price.
I needed to recoup some money already spent.

Best regards.
You too bro.
PhonesRe: LG Electronics To Shut Down Its Mobile Phone Business by BarrElChapo(m): 3:38pm On Apr 05, 2021
Please bros dash me the infinix sir, it's my favourite brand smiley

wwwtortoise:
I hae long anticipated this move by LG.

What took you guys so long? I mean with the brands comparative market disadvantage to the likes of Apple, Samsung, Huawei, Infinix & Tecno brothers.

Now Nokia will soon follow suite unless a massive market penetration is activated via

- Affordable high-end mobiles (to compete with the big leagues)

- Aggressive marketing

- Point of sale customer engagement.

PS:
I just ditched my (3weeks old) infinix note7 to get 11pro max. The cost is not pocket friendly but it's worth it.
PhonesRe: LG Electronics To Shut Down Its Mobile Phone Business by BarrElChapo(m): 3:37pm On Apr 05, 2021
Fa agba go oso finally smiley
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Off Jacuzzi, 'My View Is Better Than Anything I Ever Imagined' by BarrElChapo(m): 10:54am On Apr 05, 2021
ANDREW91:
Please try and visit there..even if na for ur dream. You will wish to remain there forever
Lmao lemme not cuss you out sha but I work very close by
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Off Jacuzzi, 'My View Is Better Than Anything I Ever Imagined' by BarrElChapo(m): 10:26am On Apr 05, 2021
orohbiro:
stupid boy who told u he need a man
It's she undecided
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Off Jacuzzi, 'My View Is Better Than Anything I Ever Imagined' by BarrElChapo(m):
Boooooring ! This banana island is really hyped. Your view is telecommunications masts and three storey buildings undecided
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Obasanjo, Gumi, Apportion Blames, Proffer Solutions by BarrElChapo(m): 10:21am On Apr 05, 2021
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by BarrElChapo(m): 10:07am On Apr 05, 2021
EllemGiggy:
Please guys I need help I was robbed few hours ago by some unnumbered I suspect may be one million boys along Adeniji to obelende bridge all cash, driver's license,ATM card and my working I'd. and now they had withdrawn #40k from my account to an account holder of Gtbank named MUSTAPHA OMOLARA SHUKURAT. please how do I track this criminals tru the above account name
Oga rush go bank to go make them block the account, then go make a statement at the police station. So that if the person with the account goes to the bank in person, he/she would be apprehended
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by BarrElChapo(m): 10:03am On Apr 05, 2021
To think these guys were non-existent and irrelevant till this deranged blood thirsty government came into power. So sad undecided
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For April 4 2021 In Nigeria by BarrElChapo(m): 1:33am On Apr 05, 2021
undecided

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Big Bush Rat Killed At My Backyard (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 11:47pm On Apr 04, 2021
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SimplyFacts:
Its eye though,,, the thing be like "I don mark your face, come enter heaven make I see" grin

@preciousgirl, here's a grasscutter.
I googled a cane rat anda this picture I what I saw looks like your grasscutter ?

RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:29pm On Apr 04, 2021
Skullano:
I won't call it my worst date rather a shocking date.

I budgeted 10k for the date then babe ordered popcorn way get plenty milk and just Fanta which made me order same too, we talked for hours non stop. I forced her to collect meat pie while we were leaving. I actually learnt a lot that day.
Na seminar you go sir not date pls cheesy grin

RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:26pm On Apr 04, 2021
15ssDRIVE:
Fix date with bae, at appointment time. I come roll out with smiles and my Burna boy music ... on the low,but this time I am on the high.


I reached bus stop,come see bae with one yeye guy like that.

Bae come enter front,the guy enter back.... come start to dey give me instructions on where to take them.

Me I jejely enter ATM, cash out fresh note.

Enter eatery ... guy come order pass me and my bae. I clear all bill, by the time I enter next street .

I come ask bae, where are you guys going ?

Bae ask guy, where are you going huh

Next junction....... guy dropped ..... bae drop.


Dem come forget, Room key,pizza and ice cream inside my car..... hallelujah......



I still never pick dem call
Seriously, she get mind sha o
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:19pm On Apr 04, 2021
DemonInvoker:
Nothing as bad as we just met and getting along then I sense we might end up at my place and I decide to get something we can unwind with along the line(Liquor,coke,Juice, snacks etc)in a Supermarket then you start picking things like bodyspray and asking "If it's okay"?!
Warning sign for me to give you miles,You will be excessive and uncontrollable.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Smuggled Petrol From Nigeria Floods Niger, Cameroon, Benin, Togo by BarrElChapo(m): 7:01pm On Apr 04, 2021
I'll rather not read and get depressed undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by BarrElChapo(m): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2021
shocked
FamilyRe: How Do I Stop My Relatives From Disturbing Me? by BarrElChapo(m): 9:46am On Apr 04, 2021
lecturer50:
Please house I need an advice.

Ever since I got a federal government job,

my relatives have been disturbing me for money.

There must always be an issue that involves money which they want me to solve.

Recently, my mom become sick.

They are threatening me that I would be held responsible if my mom dies,if I don't make sure she is cured.

But I have taken her to hospitals, and she is trying to recover.

I do this whenever I visit home since I am working in a state far from home.

Her health challenge is due to old age.

But today my uncle called me that I should resign, get back to the village and personally take care of my mom,

failure of which,if she dies, the whole family would hold me responsible for choosing job over my mom.

Can you imagine resigning your federal job to get to the village and start staying?

The calls, the demands, the attacks are getting too much for me.

Please should I just switch off my phone so that no one can contact me?

I just need advice?

Household enemies showing themselves, if I were you I'd blacklist that your uncle cos he surely doesn't have your best interests at heart, giving him your money is a big risk cos he can do the unthinkable.

By the way if your moniker is anything linked to your FG job how much is the pay kwanu, my kid sis is a lecturer too in a federal university and.is frustrated. Just be very very prayerful o
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Those Who Attacked Ebonyi Communities And Soludo Won’t Be Spared by BarrElChapo(m): 9:29am On Apr 04, 2021
All the way from London huh
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Signs Contract To Keep Him At Leicester City Until 2024 by BarrElChapo(m): 4:47am On Apr 04, 2021
Draught:
sad

Sorry but Bad decision..why is it when you're on form they want to renew your contract? Are they gonna assure you quality playing time even when Barnes and Maddison are back? Are they gonna accommodate you in the team considering you are a secondary striker at which they dont really use more often than not in their formation. Well I guess you needed that financial security incase of unseen future circumstances..
All these epistles for what ? If you were a football fan (which you're obviously not) you'd know that a new contract for a player is one a reward for your loyalty to the club OR current form as you are indispensable OR to make sure they get a good transfer fee on you should other clubs come calling, so why should he refuse it ?
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Signs Contract To Keep Him At Leicester City Until 2024 by BarrElChapo(m): 4:41am On Apr 04, 2021
orohbiro:
This guy is dumb he should have move to a bigger team like Dortmund who need replacement for haanland mumu
Why are you an ugly duckling and dumb in one breathe ? Dortmund are concurrently sitting out of UCL in the bundesliga while Leicester is 3rd in the EPL. Update your kenke filled brains
FamilyRe: I Transferred All My Salary To My Husband- Nigerian Lady by BarrElChapo(m): 1:41am On Apr 04, 2021
lanjum:
What's special about that. I can do more than that just that I don't have salary to transfer
Then STFU cos she has the salary and infact transferred. If only you'd share in another person's testimony maybe you'd taste and testify too. Selah
PoliticsRe: Fayose And His Family Spotted Praying In The Beach Water (video) by BarrElChapo(m): 3:02pm On Apr 03, 2021
EbenezerTriumph:
but he has made a name for himself.
I doubt your generations will achieve his feats even in three millennias
At what price ?
PoliticsRe: Fayose And His Family Spotted Praying In The Beach Water (video) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:59pm On Apr 03, 2021
god of the waters undecided
FoodRe: The Pouched Rat My Dogs Caught This Morning (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:57pm On Apr 03, 2021
PedroEastman:
You’re a good Dog Dad but thunder fire that mod that banned me because I said Ogoni is not Igbo
Lmaooo grin
FoodRe: The Pouched Rat My Dogs Caught This Morning (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:55pm On Apr 03, 2021
HacheNoire:
You eating this too?

God have mercy on your soul!

Da fvck! You feeding on rats!
Read Read Read ! Ha
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do For Fun? by BarrElChapo(m): 12:53pm On Apr 03, 2021
NoFucksToGive:
All married Nigerian women cheat. If it isn't my friend it's some other guy so why should I bother ?
All ? Bro don't generalise.. But I get you loud and clear
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do For Fun? by BarrElChapo(m): 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2021
NoFucksToGive:
Ponder on how stupid Nigerians are
Then play PS5

Then masturbate

Browse xhamster masturbate some more

Call all my ex's one by one and troll them for still being single

Masturbate imagine cumming on poccahontas boobs though she too old but still

Browse xnxx.com masturbate some more, eat food play PS5 some more

Go on tinder and find an easy girl to fvck

Smoke some AZ , sit back and chill, then reason how fvcked my neighbors life is since he doesn't know his wife is sleeping with my friend
Shouldn't you have told your friend to jettison the idea at it initial stages undecided
PoliticsRe: IGP Under Pressure To Arrest Igboho As Activist Snubs Police Invitation by BarrElChapo(m): 12:33pm On Apr 03, 2021
You are thinking well my brother.

You see how the who is who in yorubaland are lending their voice in his support, that's a signal that they're all behind him.

But see a typical asslicker like Mr. Ubani and by extension most igbo elites. Will your lawyer help you resist arrest upon invitation if it comes to that ? Ike gwuru undecided


mbaise1000:
Mr ubani's advice describe the governors in the south east, and self appointed igbo leaders, cowards, compromised and some other words I will not use here, that's why they collectively want to sacrifice kanu and IPOB, to please some fulani vultures, unfortunately on the other hand most people from the other side who are going to come here to support mr sunday's bravery and the advice from his people not go there and be sacrificed are the same people who are calling for kanu to be shot at sight, such hypocrisy, my position is that mr suday should not be molested or harrassed or sacrificed for anyone or their ambition, anyone who cannot say the same about other people calling for the freedom of their people is a hypocrite
PoliticsRe: IGP Under Pressure To Arrest Igboho As Activist Snubs Police Invitation by BarrElChapo(m): 12:24pm On Apr 03, 2021
jamace:
why is the IGP silent about the atrocities of the Miyetti allah? angry
He has to obviously as a Fulani man, he owns cows so he's a registered member of miyetti allah.

They have people up there that's why they're brazen in t their activities
PoliticsRe: IGP Under Pressure To Arrest Igboho As Activist Snubs Police Invitation by BarrElChapo(m): 12:20pm On Apr 03, 2021
Has IGP invited Sheikh Gumi ? Yeye dey smell
Christianity EtcRe: Weird Sacrifice I Saw This Morning... Stay Woke by BarrElChapo(m): 11:59am On Apr 03, 2021
jclassiq:
To the pure all things are pure.
Dey there dey yarn dust..
Christianity EtcRe: Weird Sacrifice I Saw This Morning... Stay Woke by BarrElChapo(m): 11:57am On Apr 03, 2021
MejiLoyon:
As a Lagos boy, seeing sacrifices in junctions is no big deal. From yams to eggs to cash. In fact I've seen where kids will deliberately rush to the junction to eat whatever sacrifice is placed there.

Once I heard someone greet the other..."How far them put ebo for junction", "No ooo. These people don dey mess up". "Na wah o, go check pipeline junction. Ebo must dey there. Them dey leave money there sef".

This made me never really place importance on this fetish practise. Boys dey chop am steady and they are still alive and doing well.

But what I saw today shook me to my marrows.
I was sitting by my window around 4:00 when I saw this man drag a hefty white ram outside. He and someone I guess is his son. The man Brought out one gourd and started chanting incantations On the ram. Lasted for a few minutes with him mentioning some names. Then in a flash he used his knife on the rams neck and it bled to death.

They are cooking the ram as I speak. My friend is there sharing drinks and chowing the ram grin grin grin grin. As in as I'm typing this I'm smiling at him from my balcony.

I am tolerant with every religion. In fact I was with an IFA boy throughout school and we got on well. But Omo this one shock me. The names especially because they were familiar. Let me go and continue observing. If anyone starts barking like a dog at least I'll know the source.
Them dey.call names of those wey go enter book of life you dey there grin but for real if those names sound familiar, it should be a lesson to you that household enemies are a man's greatest enemies he'd ever face.

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