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Shussssh, one of those outsiders who judge from afar

OfficialGaGa:
Supreme court in Nigeria is like the elasticity level of foolishness and stupidity in decision making.... coupled with all those SAN (Senior Advocate of Nuisance) or (Senior Assss wipes of Nigeria)....


BTW most times i just wonderhow someone will be a lawyer and a Christian and he thinks heaven will be a piece of cake for him/her to enter....

In Nigeria only if he were to be a politician, doctor lawyer etc would one ever consider he may have a successful future

Emu4u2c:
For a female boss?

Bro it’s suicide mission


And you know for the Nigerian constitution Suicide attempt Na big crime

Lmaooo I did not know o

Emu4u2c:
Which mumu luck be that?


You be wicked person


You want him back in the labour market...Just be honest even if it kills you

Me ? But what's the crime in liking or having a crush on your unmarried boss ?..

exsodus:
I honestly don't know where to start from, but all I can say is that I'm madly in love with my boss at the office. I always think of her any time I see her pass by.
Sometimes I think I should just walk up to her office and confess my love for her but I know this might cost me my job. Please advise me on how to get her attention and also convey my feelings to her

Is she married ? If no, try your luck.

What's Love

So your guys can't give you 50k ? and/or vice versa ? Please change your guys' and stop generalizing

Xenry:
When a guy starts to give you what he can't give to his fellow guys, just know that he would be expecting from you what his fellow guys wouldn't be able to give him.

The Very Very High Chief Theif James Ibori

My dream job nor dey 9ja.

OP this your English get as e be o

jelel6:
For now, there's no doubt you're the one person I'm most curious to meet for real from this platform.

You're such an enigma.

Simp-licitar

Lyrics269:
My friend went to this job interview in Lagos and after passing through all the steps. The manager told him that his results were good but that they don't employ Igbo people in the organization because of the nasty experience they once had with an igbo employee. My friend was shocked and very depressed.
Have you ever lost a job because of your tribe

Those guys are simply foolish, why invite a for an interview person just to refuse him. Our laws don't work else he should be suing their asses for discrimination and racial profiling

brainmax2000:
yankee ppl to dey fear covid19 sha

If you dey there see wetin them see, you no go dey talk like this

straighttalk:
perhaps age

Perhaps he should have retired to a farm house in San Diego

This guy is loco

but the name ? or does it mean something else in that country

elmessiahs:
the army might be the fake ones here.

Very true.

Okay, thank you lieutenant

Nonexistent:
So, mek I fry my weed?

No go do brain scan, one nut don lose

Wett

Freestainworld:
She is smart to know that Nigeria is a jungle in the hands of his father and his fulani master, reason for taking the picture in the bush, happy birthday to her

Lmaooo

You be man

WalexyWWE:
Hello guys, what a sigh of relief. Thanks to nairalanders for your advice. For those who haven't been following this is the previous thread link

https://www.nairaland.com/6460802/girlfriend-just-scammed-me

So after what happened yesterday I couldn't sleep, I hardly blinked throughout the night I was looking for all the possible means to get back to this girl and get my money refunded.

The mistake I made earlier was calling her her freinds to ask wether she was with them. Apparently she was with one of those girls but she lied. Early this morning I went to the police station bribed two officers (10k each) and told them I would be needing thier services for some few hours.

I don't care if I spend more sef. I started checking all her freinds house. Started from her best freinds place I caught up with her after about 6 places.

She has spent out of the money she has 54k left with her I took it and I took her phone as well(11 pro max). I don't care what happens if she refunds my money she can come for her phone.

She couldn't say anything, neither could she beg. I figured out it will take a long process going the legal way and she might have spent the money before all the evidence I put up against her will be ready.

Thanks to everyone who contributed I know have her phone and half of the money if she dosent show up within a week I will be selling that phone I swear. And luckily for me all the evidence is there on her phone. She has been mocking me and telling some of her freinds how she stole my ATM card. Victory at last.!!!

KINGPINE:
As time passes you I'll learn that this is trip to destruction ...

Lmao

If you really want to land her in very haute waters, get a lawyer to write a petition to the EFCC. She'll call you begging

WalexyWWE:
Hello guys, how are you doing. so I posted some days back how my girlfriend persuaded me to invest in an online ponzi scheme and I didn't give in.

Well she called me back to apologise and said she is sorry. I forgave her and things came back to normal. she came to spend the weekend at my place areived on Friday we talked, gisted and all that.

She left on Sunday morning said she has church program to attend. I was taking a nap on Sunday afternoon when the sound of alert message from my bank came in I thought I was still dreaming I saw 20k debit alert 6 times (120k).

To be Frank I almost developed and hear attack. I quickly blocked my line via my bank app. I thought my atm has been misplaced.

I was still searching my room for my ATM card when my girlfriend call came in. she told me she withdrew the money(she knows my pin) and she wants to use it for the same ponzi scheme she talked about. she said why will i leave money Idle in my account when sha can make use of it.

I was so dumbfounded to be sincere, I got so angry took my keys and drove to her place her neigbour said they haven't seen her. called her line again she said I shouldn't bother going to her house that she wont be sleeping home for a while now.

She said I should replace the money with all the good times she has had with me. I'm very angry right now and I dont care what happens. I'm going to the police station tomorrow morning to report this case but how do I convince them she did it since she took the money from my ATM I want a strong evidence against her. I have informed her sister and her sister said any move I take she is in support. apparently she has done the same to her sis in the last.

Honda Rover

Ehya

Toops

HacheNoire:
Same US that cannot curb Jeff Bezos and Walton family

Gibberish, bunkum and balderdash.

Same America where 1% call shots for 99%

Next topic please!

Kai.. it's sad to see someone write "beautiful nonsense so confidently"

MejiLoyon:
Go read about Rockefeller...
He knows his time is limited

Don't compare him with J.D pls. The American government didn't make JD rich, the Nigerian government are basically a branch of Dangote Group

daewoorazer:
Imagine giving each of the justices who voted 1 billion naira?

Dauda keeps 4 billion naira
Each of the justices receive 1 billion retirement benefit

Win-Win for the criminals
Loss for the masses

Even for 500m they'd sing new songs

Akaegwu:
The list is for ịgba nkwụ alone.
Ịgba nkwụ is the last phase of the traditional marriage.

What other stages are there ?