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Kelblaq:
We started dating about 4weeks ago! She said if she had known that I'm not a Church goer she wouldn't have accept to date me in the first place.

She just broke up with me now

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Hmmmm.....Praising the wife because say you dey one room when she accepts you

Let me tell you you all a secret.....baby girls got this natural ability to tell if a niggarrrr is gonna be great in the future ....even if you are in face me I slap you kind of Apartment....drinking garri...they will stick with you

Dotunking01:
Please beware of this criminal on nairaland or any other platform claiming to be selling data. He gets your money and blocks you
Name: Asomugha Onyebuchi Ifeanyi
Bank Name: Access Bank
Phone No: 07048305795
I was scammed by him
Beware! Beware!! Beware!!

tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

BadEnglish:
Haa, this one easy na. Her mother own the restaurant where I dey chop with my friends, the girl dey form ehn, so me as a sharp Niggar I no send her. When others go dey do everything to get her attention me dey do the opposite. Fast forward to six month I had an accident in front of her shop, I bashed someone's car and d bumper was damaged. So I gave her my number in case the car owner came she should give him the number. That was all the guy came we negotiated I transferred the money. And that was how she texted me to know if I've fixed my car too. I said yes and asked her why she's always forming. She said it's just an afront coz some customers don't know their boundary. I respect that and I asked her out. The remaining is history we are getting married this year

smithmoi:
Women naturally do not enjoy lash with condoms... I personally see it as waste to have sex with condoms.. I don't use condoms...and i stick to my wife ONLY!

Righteousness2:
At the Mention of the Name of JESUS, every knee bows.
There is no other name by which Humanity can be Saved.

Having Said that, lets leave Mary alone.
Mary, John, Peter or James have nothing to do with the Salvation of anybody.

Mary was Privileged to be the instrument through which JESUS was brought on Earth. It could have been anyone. It was a Privilege and that's where it ends.

Salvation is ALL about JESUS and JESUS ALONE

Horllamideh:
Hacking WhatsApp is simple as long as you can get your hand on her phone for 5 minutes or less.

Mann11:
Thanks boss.
I'm not ugly though. I think I'm more attractive than the idiot sef

Okoroawusa:
I totally agree with you. They are infringing on his fundamental human rights

IduNaOba:
Damn!
Aka ná asa ụchụ World wide
Psalmtum psalmtoriums 1 World wide
Ekere ọrụ eke 1 n'igbo niile

tobechi74:
Let us assume she was cursed in such a way that whoever gets in contact with her will be extra rich. Will you drop her ol. I want to understand. is it because she is cursed or because the so called curse is an undesirable trait - in poverty

extol1:
your last paragraph make me laughing
back to the topic, I know your mind is totally out of the relationship since the day you were told about the lady. but please do this lady a favor by taking her to that same church that reveals everything to me, if they can pray and heal her, if not so many guys will be a casualty of this mess, just a pity to her future husband.
for me and myself, we belong to teammarryvirgin

Racoon:
Brilliant record! Well deserved! When you see people who know their unions, they're always unmistakable.

saint2ace:
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naijadrivablog:
Enough Is Enough: Not All Parts Of Imo State Is Expensive To Marry From

I have read several misconceptions on social media over the years that all parts of IMO State is expensive to Marry from. Even recently, a lady who is supposedly from IMO State made a viral video of how men from IMO don't marry "them" (ladies from IMO State).

I write this article to clear the air about this generalisation about marriage in IMO State. I am a married man from Imo State and well travelled individual and take it from me when I tell you that NOT ALL parts of IMO State is expensive to marry from. Stop the ignorance and stop peddling lies.

Also, I noticed that most people mistake Bride Price to be the only money paid in traditional marriages, as you can hear one say, "IMO bride price na 1 Million Naira", etc.

Bride price in an Igbo Traditional marriage is the agreed sum (by law, it is N50 but families can state the amount they want) paid by the groom or his family member to the family of the bride. This has both physical and spiritual implications as the authority over the bride is passed to the groom and his family via that sum and other rites performed during traditional marriages. Even if you, in a traditional marriage, kill 100 cows, give your inlaws both gold and diamonds but haven't paid the bride price of a woman, YOU ARE NOT married. Most times, a family may charge, for example, N10,000 but will return a sum from it to the groom, while saying that they are not selling their daughter and other pieces of advice.

Apart from bride price, other items like goat, yams, snuff, kola, garden egg and so on are written on a MARRIAGE LIST usually given to the prospective groom, upon acceptance of marriage proposal and Introduction of both families of the groom and bride.

It is true that some parts are expensive to marry from but this article will focus on the largely unmentioned areas that you can marry from without spending an arm and leg.

I must state here that whatever items any part of the Imo State or any other place in Nigeria require as traditional marriage rites to give out their daughters' hand in marriage is their prerogative.

Below are some of the areas in IMO State where you won't spend an arm and leg to get married (traditionally):

1. Orlu (Ihioma, Umuna etc)

2. Oru West and Oru East (Amagu, Mgbidi, Akata, Ubulu (formerly called, Ubulu Ihejiofor), Nempi etc)

3. Orlu LGA (Awo Idemili, Amannachi, Amaebu, Umuhu Okabia (Cubana Chief priest's village), etc
4. Isu/Njaba axis (Ekwe, Ofekata Orodo etc)

5. Onuimo LGA

6. Nwangele LGA (Linda Ikeji's place)

7. Ideato South and Ideator North (Akokwa, Osina, Obodoukwu etc)

8. Even some places in the feared Owerri is cheap, eg. Agwa

I know that some villages/towns in these Local Government areas may be "expensive" to marry from but you can add other areas that you know are cheap to marry from.

This is a new year, find love, go for what you want. IMO ladies hardly abandon their husbands when things are tough (there are exceptions though), most are hardworking, Most are God fearing, they are the most beautiful, they HARDLY marry and remarry or engage in extramarital affairs, they are sociable, they are ambitious and so on.

NOTE: In every 12 Apostles, there must be a Judas so, pray and understudy your prospective wife.

Expensive traditional marriage can be when you spend 600,000 Naira to 1 Million Naira or more TO FULFILL ALL the REQUIREMENTS IN THE MARRIAGE LIST (decoration, band, DJ, Aso Ebi and other things in a traditional marriage event not inclusive)

While an affordable marriage is when you spend 50,000 Naira to 300,000 or less to FULFILL ALL THE REQUIREMENTS in the MARRIAGE LIST (DJ, Aso Ebi, food, etc not inclusive)

If there are areas that I didn't cover, please add.

Queenlovely:
armed robbers no dey finish for this country?
burning criminals since 200B.C yet they Damm the consequences and still commit.

armed robbery is not the problem of our society, it is a symptom of a bad system.

April 2007 on one rainy night, criminals scaled my fence thinking my security is sleeping. they caught this fine boy among them. My security has already disfigured some of them before handing them to police.

I was touched by that young boys story, he did his freedom after learning welding and fabrication, yet no capital to start something.

I also noticed that he is a first timer, my husband was furious that I should spare him, men are too jealous. I sent that boy to Germany to improve himself, and he is a boss today.

a society that abandon it residents without any safety net breeds criminal

mu2sa2:
What's proper dressing?A lady was stopped at the gate of covenant university and denied entry because she was wearing Muslim-like dress.

Vevejoy:
The only person who has addressed the native drs issue. I was almost wondering based on the focus of the comments on this thread if believing so much in native drs is a normal thing for most people in naija.

Truly my dear trading with someone who can lay his life for native drs is a bitter pill to swallow.

Thanks for ur comment.
What will u do in my situation?

IbnBattuta1960:
Them write shakua name on the APC?
How is this even news?

IbnBattuta1960:
Them write shakua name on the APC?
How is this even news?