₦airaland Forum

Acidosis: I can help you get a fake HIV positive test result.


Just drop the paper on his desk and bounce!
Let him understand your status is the reason you've been avoiding him.


In case you're not strong enough to attempt this, I'll bring in more tips.

barcanista: @Djon: I think the SS/SE/MIDDLE BELT is okay. it's very obvious that the South East don't trust the SW and vice versa. We the people of SS are aligned with the SE. so its better Oduduwa people have their own country or Join the north(That na their own business as e no concern me)

Sincere 9gerian: The govt of Owelle Rochas Okorocha has done some good things for the people of Imo state but it is never short of comedy.

Governor Rochas Okorocha while speaking on national tv few hours ago and listing the achievements of his govt, claim to be building a multimillion naira Freedom Square where people can go and ventillate their anger. He said any citizen that enters the Freedom Square will be given 5hours to utters any statement in anger or ventillate their anger on any given issue. Within those 5hrs, the person will have immunity but after the 5hrs the person will be on his own.

The governor went further to state that Imo people will also be provided with pure water and tomatoes which they can splash on the floor in anger. It is not clear whether the splashing of those items will be restricted to Freedom Square or whether it can be done in any part of the state.

In another development that got me reeling with laughter, Rochas said a chieftancy title will be bestowed on him tomorrow (7/5/2013). Guess what the title is? Senior Advocate of the Masses (SAM).

Governor Okorocha has achieved a lot in his state so therefore deserve the award. For that freedom square, i think it is a welcome development and a right step in right direction.
Lol..

Gbawe: On a serious note, I think many here misunderstand my passion to see Nigeria gain a visionary President to mean I dislike GEJ personally. My posts about Yar Adua, when he was President, are still here and he got it worse from me than GEJ. OBJ got it worst because he is the worst of all. They are all a waste of space more concerned with their agenda and 'draft mission' of propping up an elitist an oligarchic order that enriches a few massively while impoverishing the masses. In that respect, OBJ has not been different to those who handed over power to him like IBB, while Yar Adua was another 'protector of the realm' with GEJ being the the latest 'Voltron'

Look at all the major problems no PDP President has touched since 1999 and you will discern the same pattern. All of them can be said to have come to office and recorded some "performance" yet they are all the same with how they avoid tackling problems that seriously impede our march towards nationhood and accelerated progress. They are the same set of problems traditionally bedevilling us and created from the period undeserving elements started gaining power and replacing themselves with similar. Nigeria has never freed itself from this rapacious class.

Michaeljones36: Jonathan should ask cousin Obama for some drones.

One missile in the middle of that video would have solved the problem.

obadiah777: I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON FOR ALL TO BE LEARNT HERE. THIEVES DONT LIKE TO BE OUTSMARTED