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englishmart:
I went to a glo office somewhere in Abuja, I told them I lost my phone and needed a sim retrieval. He told me about NCC directives and all that. I waited until nobody was in sight, I squeezed into his hand $100 2 notes. when he saw it he was befuddled. What? He exclaimed, bring your sim pack. You have your most called 5 numbers and national ID card?
I handed Everything to him and disappeared like a king. Moral of the story. With money, everything works.

lies. pure lies

Chiminemine:
so this bastard is from the north sef Look at this inbecile that I thought was a lagosian. I should have known because your post speaks of little intellect. You northerners are the the only problem of the country... Remove the north from nigeria and see the kind of prosperity we will experience. You guys are very backward and disgusting. Hausa land is the poverty capital of the world. You guys are like pests to this country, you have no valuable natural resources, nothing to offer to the growth of this country, that is the reason you all are yelling one nigeria. Bastard. If this country were to split today, hmm I just can't imagine the kind of suffering that will befall all of you in the north.


Illiteracy=north
Poverty=north
Terrorism=north
Banditry=north
Street beggers=north
Disease (e.g polio, cholera)= north


And you are here talking to me you this bastard son of a thousand illiterate, poverty striken father's. All of nigerias problems, na on top una head e dey. Stinking pests.

These insults don't move me. They are just rants of a frustrated person who constantly losses the battle with the person he loathes. Common 5%er claiming lagos. Attaché. You better go and pick your brother's and sisters from ojota park. They don land for lagos land of milk and honey to sell gala and pvssay

Chiminemine:
you see the way you think... just like your fellow hausa and fulana idiotic brothers and sisters... Lagosians give igbos ultimatum to leave you say?... Unlike the arewa youths or arewa whatever the Fu*ck they call themselves, yorubas don't have time for such endeavors... When you and your fellow illiterate brothers and sisters in the north are busy looking for ways to cause trouble or issue ultimatums, yorubas are busy looking for ways to better this country...and just incase you don't know, igbos make up majority of the population of lagos state. We are the ones buying all their lands just so you know. Bastard

there you go. igbos claiming what is not theirs. so if you are the majority who come remain for that muddy region of SE. its this careless talk that makes you igbos laughable. looool clowns

Ologbojo2023:
Lie lie government. Na so bandit dey release

Na you kidnap dem?

This post is hereby wailers certified.

All wailers should gather here to compare and blame
Nigeria
Buhari
APC

kechywillz:
This man speaks the truth most time,forget any grievances we hold against the north,he says things the way it is

No he says things the way you like to hear it.

Chiminemine:
see this idiot claiming lagosian that can't even type a complete sentence correctly.
"even your State governor can't Fu*ck with us"
Bastard. who is the us? Abi them write am for your forehead say lagos naa your family inheritance? Better go and get sense sooner or later because u need it. You are one of the many problems of this country you this useless bastard of a thousand illiterate father's. You and so*wo olu and all other nigerian leaders are the reason why this country is as backward as it is. You think I am happy to be a nigerian? So*wo olu is not even close to being the best governor of this state. he has done nothing good for this state. You better say the truth as it is before it chokes you. Lunatic.

When Fvck up finish with your mouth and Lagosian give you igbos ultimatum to leave. Please stay and be claiming no mans land. Las las na 911 go cary you go Onitsha.

Chiminemine:
did what at the right what? Smiles and sips from cup of hot tea......let's leave the foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog to you and your family alone for now. Now you see what you don't seem to understand? I am not going to lie to you lagos is the best state in Nigeria, no cap. But is no where close to being a first world kind. Sa*wo olu has done nothing for lagos. Lagos was already good before he came and he has done nothing to make it better. I can't come and start insulting fashola because every body knows he contributed alot to the development of lagos. And just so you know I am not a fan of any current leader in Nigeria from the president to the governor's, they are all useless. And anybody supporting them is no different from them. It's only those that are happy with the current state of the country that would support this evil government. Right now I am not happy being a nigerian whether a lagosian or not, and I think you should too... So.. let that sink in.

Foreigner. Can we please talk about your governors in the East. You are a nobody here in SW. Your opinion does not count. I can't believe you still haven't understood that. I am from the North but you don't see me ranting "our Lagos" like it's mine. I know my place. SW is my host region and they are very lovely hosts. But I can't claim it as mine and I do not interfere in thier business or politics.

See him talking about Fashola and Sanwoolu like anyone cares.

You igbos don't mind your business that why they always slap your face everywhere you go so easily

bejeria101:
Your definition of escape?

Under a dullard with an ear infection, a job well done.

Awon oponu

How about a youth like you with severe mouth odour

affable4:
Big lie. I'm not hating on anybody please. I'm apolitical.

This is pure propaganda.

It's Seriously paining This one Ooh

theFilmtric:
what we Nigeria suffer on daily basis—God help us

theFilmtricsay

what nonsense is this one saying?
Was I talking about water?
Or can't you read?
Everybody knows Nigeria's electricity is one off the worst in the world
Abi which kin rubbish u dey talk
I also haven't suffered water problems
Or are you looking for how to brag??
Majority of Nigerians are without stable electricity
Or are you comparing the U.S to Nigeria?
What exactly is wrong?
Next time don't quote someone with emotions
Use facts instead

theFilmtricsay

See this emotinal one talking about facts. Lol.
Like I already mentioned speak for yourself. Do not generalise with the word Nigerians. Im not a broke ass like you.

Chiminemine:
Guy the way I laughed � after reading this your iberibe comment ehhn. You see, You are one of the reasons why nigeria is like this. What do you mean by bloody foreigner?� You think say lagos na your useless papa inheritance? You think I love being a nigerian? You too better go and acquire sense because you need it too. See the way the bastard is proud defending his governor, as if all of them are not still in the same circle of corrupt, useless and incompetent numbskulls calling themselves leaders. Idiot. Nigeria would still be a third world country Even if all states where like lagos.

It appears my response hit you at the right spot as I can perceive you already foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog. Lol

Neoteny:
Nope

Texas electricity infrastructure is to blame because of poor leadership.

Read up on it.

That one does not know how to read now. His ipob brain has been hardwired wrongly

theFilmtric:
what we Nigeria suffer on daily basis—God help us

theFilmtricsay

Please speak for yourself. I live in Nigeria and I have never suffered water issue in my life. Stop waiting for government handout. It's not a crime to be self sufficient.

Again stop generalising. Every country has poor folks with very poor standard of living. Even in USA. If you happen to find yourself in that category work hard to free yourself.

Chiminemine:
How I wish it would just fall into san*o olu's house and shock the living day light out of him. Pass about one million mega volts of undiluted electricity into his head. Nonsense

Don't go back to the East and shock your governors. Bloody Foreigner

Timblogga:
he told them he can’t stand anymore that they should come to the office for the wedding to be conducted, groom declined.

So why are you telling us this now. No excuse of this nature was given when the news broke. Liar.

Mightyhaiz:
He probably because of the flight to come officiate the wedding,missed vital doctors appointment and treatments..only for the girl to be doing photoshoots and pomps ,thereby coming v late and stressing out the ailing man..
He must have in annoyance punished the couple so


Himself na human being too na

So what happened to the faith healing they are selling to us

SanctifiedSista:
This needs to be verified
If it's true, that wld be wonderful
GOD has promoted his son, what an honour
See u in Heaven Sir,plenty congratulations

When is God promoting you too

Onozz:
What is this one saying

You will understand at the right time. It will be too late for you however

Onozz:
Shut up there you go and hustle hard
Wasted sperm

lazy youth I have more money than 5 of your yahoo boyfriends packed together. Plus my money is legit.

See this Lazy one talking about hustle. To you hustling is crime abi.
stop leaving off stollen money. you live by the sword be ready to die by it.

And better be careful. Your boyfriends are finding it progresively hard to ply thier trade nowadays. The next thing they will do is to use your head for juju. lazy youth

You should be more concerned about a wasted sperm like you still collecting wasted sperms on a daily basis till they are done with you and turn you to a ritual sacrifice

SexytorresE:
Envy will kill u that's all. U even named them "yahoo" do you have proof ?

See this yahoo girl. Na sacrificial lamb those boys go turn you to las las. Don't go and find better people to associate with.

cococandy:
What’s your proof that they are involved in internet fraud aka yahoo?

Don't worry efcc will find that out.

budaatum:
There is no law against their incessant gen use. As for blocking your gate, I'd become their "friend" and turn up at their party one day. It will help you reason with them if you stop looking down your nose at your neighbours.

And what kind of stupid advice is this. You must be an irresponsible person.

Guy I feel you pains. Don't listen to this one. Do what you must. I have destroyed many of those idiots that can't stop disturbing my neighborhood.
Call efcc hotline 0809 332 2644

Thank me later.

PrinceOfLagos:
Which useless jagaban are you talking about ?

Your nightmare. The man that gives you heart palpitations.
JAGABAN. The man that made your eastern brother and sisters to abandon east to take ekene dillichukwu straight to lagos.

PrinceOfLagos:
Should tinubu get the APC ticket, then it will be an easy walk to victory for Atiku.

The endsars protest and recent clash between northerners and south west has dealt a serious blow on tinubu's presidential ambition .
He stands no chance.

So Its Atiku that is a fulani thief that people will vote for. The reality will shock you. If Jagaban runs for presidency he will win. But I doubt if he is interested in such position.

Jones4190:
funny enough I'm not ipob, I'm card carrying member of APC

No you are not. we dont habour traitors. Go and ask Saraki and his fellow green snakes weeded out

Ezeama400:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/02/15/fulani-kidnappers-ondo-use-generators-play-music-inside-forest-%E2%80%94farmer

Please stop all these nonsense. Even the picture used was extracted from East Africa. Haba. Why go this far

https://www.thenewhumanitarian.org/report/96530/uganda-military-deployed-kenyan-border-curb-cattle-rustling

Racoon:
Being a party with a broom insignia, only them can think of such a satanic decision to register decampees @ night because they are member of a coven.So if registered @ night, it means their new party members will automatically becomes night dwellers?

Any wonder anarchy and darkness have descended upon this nation because of their atrocities of condoning bandits, BH terrorists and barbarians from Futa Jallon Plateau?

Racoon no worry you can wear beta face mask to hide your ugly face when registering with APC. No go for daytime oh. Not good for your rep. Do night runs. Lol

mildflame:
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Sincerely if you only know how dumb this comment of yours is, you will keep quiet.
You are indirectly telling us how incompetent agencies like EFCC, NIA, DSS even with BVN and collaborations with international agencies are

Do you really know and understand the definition of anonymous?


most of you don't even know what cryptocurrency is all about. you just like making noise up and down just for the sake of opposing the government.

See this one talking about BVN.

Olodo

CaptMG:
Was jus about venturing into bitcoin trading b4 I heard of dis ban don't know my fate nw

Crypto is not banned. What CBN said was that crypto should remain independent and as such no bank should serve as a repository for Thier deposits.

So you want to buy bitcoin pay cash. You cannot transfer. You want to sell bitcoin accept cash. No trasfers. My advise tobyou is to better trust who you are doing biz with. No bank will help you recover any lost funds as this result

Whada:
If you have an uncle who is around 60 years old, ask him about cryptocurrency and see the knowledge gap. Now imagine him as the President or CBN governor with such level of ignorance. Now the President is far above 60 and he's supposed to give the final word on stuff like cryptocurrency how much knowledge gap would you expect from an octogenerian?

Don't expect too much from that generation. They are a bunch of retrogressives.

That your uncle is draft at 60 does not make other people's uncle draft. Just speak for your draft family. The information Emefiele has about cryptocurrency as a regulator is not in your reach boy.