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jason123:
”We know that this is the ripe season for ‘food is ready’ politicians, who are ready to sell their birth right, if necessary, to join any government in power.

. . . . . . LIKE THE CPC SOUTH/EAST!!!!

One evening akpos went over to his friend Tega`s house to play cards
with some friends. Akpos sat directly across from Tega`s wife. Akpos dropped
a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table
he saw that Tegs`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was
flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Tega`s
wife had followed him to the kitchen and said, "YOU LIKE WETIN YOU SEE?"
Akpos said "OVERLIKE DEY WORRY ME" She said, Well you fit get pass that level
but na only 10k u go drop

So Akpos thought about his financial situation and said, "O.K. NO SHAKES"
She said, "Come here tomorrow by 2:30 because dat time Tega go don go work."
Akpos said, "oya now tomorrow i go fall in"

The next day, Akpos came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later,
Tega came home and asked his wife, "Akpos don reach here today?" She said,
thinking she had been caught, "YES E COME"

Tega said, "Good! because that fool come my office dis morning come borrow 10k ,
and e say e go come house come give you d money. E give u?"

NOW THAT`S A TRUE HUSTLER.

AjanleKoko:
The Emirates game was reasonably open. Arsenal did not sit back and defend,but they came out, closed down very well, and created chances. Barca controlled the game until they ran out of gas. Arsenal powered on till the end.

The one at the Camp Nou, when Arsenal sat back and defended, they lost. Albeit with the aid of the referee, but they were not doing great even before the red card. In fact, when you look at performances after that game, there was no way Arsenal would have defended 1-1 till the end.

Speculation!!! You don't judge football matches until after 90minutes!

dayokanu:
This semi final sha just a diving contest

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/JoshDB/1304454447756.gif

"[Gerard] Pique touched me and I fell on to [Javier] Mascherano. He wasn't like this at Liverpool: he learned the cheats of Barcelona.

"The dressing room is extremely sad," Ronaldo added. "It's very difficult to play with these setbacks."

Perhaps more than any other Champions League tie in recent history, the clash between
Barcelona and Real Madrid sparked a media frenzy that has rarely been seen before. The
occasion of a Clasico is always a special one, but these two fixtures were played out in unique
circumstances as the clubs entered the games having met recently in two vital domestic clashes.

In the La Liga stalemate at the Bernabeu, bad blood had been drawn from the fixture, and
this escalated further as the capital club picked up the Copa del Rey via a Cristiano Ronaldo
extra-time header. With these heated encounters as the backdrop to two even more important
meetings, it was no surprise that there was no love lost between the teams.

During the Copa final, Barcelona saw Pedro have a goal disallowed for offside. Speaking in
his pre-match press conference prior to the first leg, Mourinho stated: “It's not about the referee.”

The Real Madrid boss provoked an angry reaction from the usually placid Guardiola. “In this
room [the press area] he's the f**king chief, the f**king boss, and I can never compete with
that,” the Catalan coach responded, setting the tone for an encounter that would also get ugly on the field.

In the build up to the opening game, Mourinho revealed his motivational tactics were drawn
from the words of Albert Einstein. “I simply told my players - they're not my words, they're the
words of a chap called Albert, Albert Einstein - that the only force stronger than steam, electricity
or atomic energy is human will,” he told reporters, though many observers would comment that
Madrid’s tactics in the first-leg drew from brawn rather than brains.

Madrid certainly lost their cool in the Bernabeu after German referee Wolfgang Stark dismissed
Pepe, acting as the catalyst to a 2-0 loss. “His decision [to send off Pepe] was completely decisive.
We had chances but the game was as he wanted,” Xabi Alonso cried, rather blatantly contradicting
the prediction of his coach from only days earlier.

But the most remarkable outburst would come from the Portuguese boss, who was himself sent
to the stands for his reaction to the red card, though it would be his post-match tirade that would
catch the headlines.

“Sometimes, it's disgusting to live in this world,” he blurted. “We need an early goal in Barcelona
to get back in the tie, but even if we manage to do that, they'll just kill our chances again, Uefa
doesn't allow any team to really do something against them.

“Guardiola is a great coach, but I'd be embarrassed if I'd won the tournament like that after the
scandal at Stamford Bridge [two years ago],” the two-time European champion continued, not
doing his own standing any favours in the eyes of neutrals. “He deserves to win the Champions
League in normal fashion. You'd want him to achieve that, because he's a great person and I have
a lot of respect for him.”

Meanwhile, Guardiola was happy to ruminate over his side’s chances of reaching Wembley, but
he would not be drawn into commenting on his opposite number. “I have nothing to say,” he stated.

The first-leg was far from the beautiful affair that the footballing fraternity had wanted, drawing
comment from far and wide.

“It was bad, very bad,” Jorge Messi, Lionel’s father, explained to Goal.com Spain when considering
Mourinho’s comments, though he was happy to take a light-hearted tone after revealing his first leg
prediction of 2-0 to Barca, with his son scoring both goals. “Paul the Octopus is useless, you have to listen to me!”

Rio Ferdinand, a possible opponent of Barcelona in the final, was scathing of the event,
tweeting: “This diving is a joke - embarrassing.”

The Manchester United centre-back then continued, “If you ever see me go off on a stretcher then run back
on to play, I give everyone on here the green light to hit me with a two-footed tackle.” Barca’s eyes will doubtless
be trained intently on the Red Devils’ forthcoming games.

While Barcelona’s players were gagged to some extent prior to the second-leg, the repercussions of the first-leg
defeat were still being felt in the capital, with former club president Ramon Calderon critical of Mourinho’s influence
at the White House. “Mourinho is the owner of the club,” he blasted, before describing the Portuguese’s previous
outburst as “shameful”.

Criticism was not just forthcoming from within Spain; respected coach Ottmar Hitzfeld, who now leads Switzerland,
said: “Mourinho has damaged the reputation and image of a legendary club, Barca should make him pay on the pitch.”

Back on the Iberian Peninsula, Barcelona indicated their eagerness to simply prove their worth on the field. “We
must not get into a war of words with Mourinho,” Xavi declared during a press conference on Monday.

But Madrid had appealed to Uefa to have as many as six Barca players banned for the second leg following a series
of rows in the tempestuous first meeting. This drew a frustrated response from Guardiola, even after European football’s
governing body rejected the appeal. “Real Madrid have 109 years of history but they do not have the power to decide
who plays and who doesn’t, it is decided by Uefa,” he affirmed.

Jose Mourinho, meanwhile, made his statement by his silence.

After a scoreless first half at Camp Nou, former Italy striker Gianluca Vialli offered a frank assessment of why he
feels Messi is the world’s best player. “Ronaldo is a great player, but when the team really needs him in the big
knockout games he doesn’t do it. He goes asleep. This is the difference between Ronaldo and Messi,” he told Sky
Sport Italia during the half-time interval.

Neither Messi nor Ronaldo would go on to have a decisive impact in the second leg, which finished level at 1-1, leaving
the hosts to celebrate their progression and Madrid to pick further holes in the officiating after Gonzalo Higuain had an
effort chopped off.

Andres Iniesta captured the mood of the home side by explaining: “This is a unique moment. The fact that we're in
a final having beaten an opponent as strong as Real Madrid means a lot.

“Going beyond the rivalry, beyond fighting for your own interests, fair play must take precedence. I just want to talk
about football and not about non-sporting matters.”

The theme of injustice prevailed once more for the opposition, however.

“Higuain's goal is nothing more. It was another [decision against us], like always,” Iker Casillas told the media. “It's
not normal to get so much help.”

Rarely can a two-legged tie have caused such a polemic, further feeding one of Europe’s great sporting rivalries. And
we’ve not heard the last of this story, which is set to run and run due to the controversy and high feelings which purveyed
throughout these two games, and the two stage-setting fixtures which preceded them.

Three office girls were in a lift and noticed a stain on the wall. The Igbo girl
looked at it and said it must be sperm, the Benue girl sniffed it and said it is
certainly sperm and the Calabar girl licked and said yes it is sperm but certainly
not from anyone in our office.

Lovely Piece!!!

Video of Bin Laden's hideout in Abbottabad - after the incident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlWMsApBOws


"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in
the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr

Try LUTH!

subscribing!

Nice one!!

Twins- "Fabregas" and "Facebook".

Codename Geronimo huh! That even says it all, how can you(Obama) find what
we (the whole world) have been looking for then throw it away where it is impossible
to find before telling us that you found it?

How are we supposed to believe you?!

igbo boy:
me scared of an arab or a muslim for that matter? that is considered alu(abomination) in my land, and who give u the impression i am a christian, curse christians all u want it does not bother me, I am a traditional man u phocking mohammed modasucker, now u want to give the impression that u are tough negor please. I;ve seen your type before etc
1) before america invaded afghani the taliban were like we will do this and that to america but once dem f15 tomcats stary rolling down ya'll had to flee to the cave  

2) gadaffi used to be the most arrogant morrasucking mohammedist in N/Africa now who is rolling peace every minute he got on tv? "oh i have told the west that i want to negotiate, we are ready to hold elections and bla bla bla" phock him phock u, its time to eat your words,

3) your lion od euphrates aka Saddma was running his mouth, but when dem abram tanks, m16 rfiles rolled in oh yea he ran into a hole like a squirrel,

so u effed up arab dont try to contest me cos your type are cowards,

Effects of Too much gangsta films.

ajasa4link:
It is nothing extraordinary,though  it was ok

Were you expecting a Gongo Aso/Oleku kinda hit track!

One man's meat . . . .  .

To me, The video is tight enuf to be in the class of Da Grin's Pon pon pon vid!

niggadee:
does any1 have in nl have cia contact address or number, some1 in nl is a big threat to non muslims and western

I can help talk to Boda Gani for Pedro police station!

Quote this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnychOXj9Tg

Watch this video. Pay particular attention at 2:16 David Frost interviews Benazir Bhutto, shortly before
she was assassinated. The world has known for a very long time that Osama died years ago.

macfarland:
Osama Bin Laden got killed? What a bad day for a man! First he didnt get an invitation for the Royal wedding in Briton and now he got his head blown off.
Come to think of it, I dont believe Bin Laden is dead. I guess this is all about Obama's ploy to get re-elected for another term. Barack, the smart guy, isnt he?

He'll surely miss the Barca return leg too!

"ISLAMABAD — Pakistani television stations on Monday broadcast what they described as unconfirmed images of Osama bin Laden's bloodied face after the United States said he had been killed.

"The picture of Osama bin Laden's dead body has been released. It is unverified," said the commentator on Pakistan's largest TV network, Geo."

1025:
@lekyar,
assuming we agree to the red card, what about the dramatic rolling of bosquet and pedro? what did the law say about players who play act just to decieve the ref? from the onset, the barca players were out to send off madrid players. it looked like a planned deal. when pedro and bosquets were rolling on the floor, we all tot they will be out for the rest of the season only for tv replays to show no contacts were made in either case.

I remember this same UEFA once charged Eduardo for such an offence.

Nice lyrics. Lovely vid!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Avkfmmo_Q

Fabolousooo!!!!

Akala for police affairs!

scholes0:
What is ''ok''??, ''ok'' what??
What a disrepectful response.

I made a post, decided to edit it and didnt want to leave the space blank.

Paul Scholes, If you are just joining the thread, stay off my path.

I dey vex this morning gan.

switchmax8:
maxpro-xl,
If you say mourinho won the champions league without controversy then you are a novice in football and probably you are one of the fanatics of chelsea that just joined their fan base let me give you instances if you dont know of the the controversy that made mourinho won the champions league.

Mourinho may be blessed with the memory of an elephant, but he certainly chooses to use it very selectively.

Mourinho didn’t win his Champions League trophies just with “hard word, pride, effort and sweat” - he also received some favourable refereeing decisions (and fortune) along the way. In the 2003-04 edition, his Porto side were on the verge of elimination during their second round tie with Manchester United. Ahead 1-0 in the second-leg at Old Trafford, the dominant English champions had a Paul Scholes goal scandalously disallowed for a non-existent offside decision. This meant that a last-minute strike from Costinha, following a shocking goalkeeper error by Tim Howard, put Porto through 3-2 on aggregate. Mourinho didn’t complain, instead he raced down the touchline for his famous celebration.

In the 1-0 semi-final victory over Deportivo, Jose also benefited from outrageous refereeing. In the first-leg in Portugal, which finished 0-0, one of Depor’s star players Jorge Andrade was sent off for playfully kicking at former team-mate Deco. The pair unsuccessfully remonstrated with referee Markus Merk that they were just fooling around, Andrade repeating the words: “He’s my friend, he‘s my friend”. The red card had a huge bearing on the tie. Without their rock in defence, Deportivo lost the return 1-0 at home, and Mourinho’s Porto proceeded to the final where they beat Monaco 3-0.

Fast forward six years to Mourinho’s second Champions League triumph, and once again Inter’s success was not as black and white as he'd like us to think. Granted, the Nerazzurri were deserving champions, but they had their rub of the green on the path to glory too. In the second round first leg with Chelsea at San Siro, the Londoners would have probably returned to Stamford Bridge with a 2-2 draw had referee Mejuto Gonzalez awarded Chelsea a penalty for a clear last-man trip on Salomon Kalou by Walter Samuel, which could have also potentially resulted in a red card for the Argentine.

In the classic semi-final win against Guardiola’s Barcelona, Mourinho has every right to complain about Thiago Motta’s unjust red card in the second-leg that forced Inter into a heroic rearguard action in Catalonia. But he overlooks Diego Milito’s offside third goal in Milan, which was ultimately the difference between the two sides on paper.

As for Guardiola’s supposedly “embarrassing” Champions League successes, the 2009 semi-final second-leg at Stamford Bridge between Chelsea and Barca is in danger of turning into a mythical old wives' tale with Barcelona as the evil baddie. [b]The truth is that of the five penalty claims that were turned down by referee Tom Henning Ovrebo, only one was a penalty – the clear handball by Gerard Pique. Dani Alves’ obstruction on Florent Malouda may have been inside the area, but obstruction is only a penalty offence when really serious, and this was not. The same can be said for Eric Abidal’s slight pull of Didier Drogba’s shirt before half-time, which preceded a one-second delay before the Ivorian catapulted himself onto the floor like he’d caught the plague.

In the episode involving Drogba and Yaya Toure on 56 minutes, both were wrestling each other, and even if Kolo’s younger brother did draw back the Chelsea hitman, it was well outside the area. Finally, regarding Michael Ballack’s last-gasp appeal against Samuel Eto’o, the Cameroonian may have had his arm higher than usual, but it was clearly ball-to-hand (the very top of his arm and back), while he also had his back turned. FIFA’s ‘Laws of the Game’ at the time were crystal clear on this.

It is amusing that Mourinho conveniently overlooked the fact that Abidal was wrongly red-carded on 65 minutes for a ‘professional foul’ when Anelka had tripped over his own feet. This forced Barcelona to chase the last 25 minutes of the game with just 10 men. As a result the space opened up for Chelsea on the counter-attack, and it was only after this dismissal that the stonewall Pique penalty incident occurred. It is also peculiar how Mourinho discarded the performance of referee Wolfgang Stark (Yes, the same WOLFGANG STARK from Real Madid vs. Barcelona) in the first-leg at Camp Nou. During that game, Stark waved away an excellent Thierry Henry penalty shout, failed to send off Ballack, and also harshly booked Carles Puyol, forcing Barcelona to start a left-back at centre-back, and a centre midfielder at left-back in the second-leg.
[/b]
The semi-final comparison to be drawn between Chelsea 2009 and Real Madrid 2011 is that both teams played anti-football against Barcelona. While Mourinho got his tactics spot on in the first two Clasicos of April, and Real Madrid picked their moments to attack Barca, in Clasico III the Special One was far too negative and brought the problems on himself. Pepe’s red card was undoubtedly harsh, but once again Mourinho ignores the fact that his naturalised countryman should have been sent off during the Copa del Rey final a week earlier. The big decisions in Valencia went the way of the Blancos.

Mourinho must realise that, despite his genius, he cannot win every single trophy every year. That is an impossibility and he needs to accept his rare defeats with grace. To attempt to downgrade the achievements of a Barcelona side who are probably the most exciting club XI we have ever seen - and on their way to challenging the likes of Ajax 71-73, Bayern 74-76 and Milan 89-94 for the title of greatest ever club team - is truly dishonourable. To be unable to support his wild theories with facts is hypocritical and slanderous

I believe with this information you will be able to avail yourself with football history that involve mourinho because you sound like someone that just started watching football 2weeks ago.

Whatssup wiv all these nonsense!!!!!

Are you talking about the same match the whole world watched?

ok

bunmifx:
This is very sad,chai!!!
Islam is evil

Southern Muslims lost their lives in the fracas too.