₦airaland Forum

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Jarus:
Is Abuja the capital of Nigeria?

You are nuts!!!

Jarus:
Yoruba, Muslim, Dad from Kwara, Mum from Osun, Kwara-born, Lagos-based. For BB.

Hey Jarus,are you from Offa?

10cirenoh:
Cut the salaries of all public holders by half

change police uniform to knicker without pockets, armless shirt without pockets

Pingin!!!!! Lo ri Nokia!!!

Jooooor o!!!!

Killaz and Criminals!!!!

Becom!!!

aisha2:
This is funny, i dont think during the voters registration tribe or ethnic group was recorded. i would like to know how they arrived at this figure

Have you forgotten the same "THIS DAY" came out with their poll result some days back.

Money controls the pen too!

I never liked Dbanj anyway! He has always been all noise. Now he's going the Shina Peters' way.

I feel your pain! Everyone knows the situation in Jos is very complicated.
Well, That's what you get when you have clueless and confused PDP Leaders
at the helms of affairs. They know the right things to do but they won't
because of their selfish interest.

Though religious bigotry and tribal sentiments have become the order of the
day, The decision to stop opponents from coming over to campaign in Jos was strictly
political and nothing more. Are you trying to tell me there was no tension when
Jang welcomed and played host to GEJ ?? . . . . probably the so- called
muslim mob were out of town.

Whatever happened down there was preventable but the ruling party needed to
score a cheap point. There you have it, lives gone- doesn't matter to them anyway!!

Keep watching while they keep playing "ludo" with your lives. 

S.E.C.O.N.D R.O.U.N.D K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T!!!!!

yeah, really funny

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), on Monday, announced that it has
impounded about 6.4kg of cocaine, worth over N64million, which was imported into the
country by a drug syndicate at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.

Hamza Umar, the Airport Commander of the NDLEA, said the drugs were packed in 16 flat
parcels, and concealed in eight female handbags. Two people were arrested in connection
with the drugs. “One of the suspects, Kolawole Olayinka, 38, arrived at the Lagos Airport from
Brazil en-route Dubai in an Emirate flight with the drug in his luggage,” he said. “The second
suspect, Ahmed Folarin, 37, a member of the cartel in the country who received Kolawole at
the airport, was also nabbed. The content of the bag include female hand bags, shoes and blouses.”

He said that both suspects arrested at the car park of the airport while attempting to smuggle
the drug, adding that investigations into the case is ongoing.

Ahmadu Giade, the Chief Executive of the NDLEA, in a statement, said that the success of the
arrest was as a result of the red alert declared on the Nigerian-Brazil route. “This no doubt is a
result of vigilance and meticulous search by the arresting officers following the red alert on the
route,” he said. “It is not only impressive but also professional. The passenger that came in with
the drug from Brazil and his Nigerian accomplice were nabbed in the process. Obviously, tough
times await drug barons.”

One of the suspects, Olayinka, in his statement, said that he is a single father to a 10-year-old girl,
adding that he meddled into the trade after he was promised the sum of N1.5million by his contractors.

“I am a poor orphan trying to survive the frustrations of life,” he said. “I was promised the sum
of N1.5m to bring the bag from Brazil with the drugs. My intention was to assist my only daughter
and my grandmother that took care of me. The bag was given to me in Brazil. They told me the
parcels were only three, but upon my arrest, I was shocked to see 16 parcels. It was a plan for them
to reduce my fee. I would not have settled for 1.5 million naira if I had known the actual quantity.”

Last Friday, the NDLEA announced the arrest of two suspected drug traffickers at the Murtala
Muhammed International Airport. According to Giade, one of the suspects was arrested while attempting
to board a Turkish airline flight to Istanbul, Turkey, with 1.5kg of cocaine in his luggage. He said that the
other suspect, who ingested 1.46kg of cocaine, was arrested on his way to Prague in Czech Republic on
a Lufthansa flight.

The NDLEA boss warned people who contemplate drug trafficking as a means of livelihood to consider
the punishment awaiting them. “I have always maintained that crime is not a shortcut to success, rather
it is a fast route to frustration, disappointment and pain,” he said. “On our part, we will not relent in enforcing
the provisions of the law against culprits.”


http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/ndlea-impounds-cocaine-worth-n64m-lagos

remedies4a:
The clash in jos was not between CPC and PDP supporters as reported by the police. As andrew above has said. the youth from jenta and gada biu came out to defend their areas as buhari's thugs were brandishing all manners of weapons ranging from cutlasses daggers and bottles. i wonder what would have happened if they were not prevented by youths. i live very close to the scene of that incident, you wouldn't believe its a political rally. buhari need to caution his supporters. tell me where buhari has visited and his supporters/thugs did not misbehave?

anddrewz:
The police and the army had no option than to use force to avert what would have been another bloody clash yesterday. I live in Jos, and what I say yesterday was more than just a political rally. Muslim mob came out from bauchi road area marching toward the polo field, a christian dominated area chanting "sai baba" and attacking innocent people on the way. This forced shop owners along enugu road, zaria bye pass, terminus areas to close their shops to avoid being attacked. I personally saw people stabbed with knife being taken in the police van to the hospital. This action made youths from jenta adamu and gada biu areas to also come out to prevent the mob from advancing into the christian territory. The police and the army came inbetween the two groups to prevent a clash.

Eye witnesses- muslim mob? Buhari thugs? - who should we believe now?

O boi!! This okada bizness don dey boom o! Okada riders layin back at EKO HOTEL!!

Why dem no go endorse?

otokx:
GEJ will win and there will be peace. The courts are open for any aggrieved persons to go there.

What courts? ? ?. Same Judiciary? ? ?

I am not a supporter of the Saraki family but I'll still give kudos to Bukola. His
infrastructural development in the state can not be matched with any past
governors of the state. The only negative aspect of his administration is that
he actually concentrated on the state capital.

Gbemi?? Just like Iyabo Obasanjo, She has always been the only politician
in the family besides the father. She's close to the grass-root and like someone
mentioned here, you can actually chat her up facebook if you catch her online.

Personally, I think it's high time Kwarans got rid of the strong old of that
family which is going to be a really hard task!

Just like OBJ, Adedibu, no man can test Olusola- only God can take them away
when the time is right.

They are all the same! They are either scamming, extorting, fornicating, touching kids, trafficking or performing false miracles!

If that is the case, then PDP carnival is the place to be!!! CPC does not drop!!!

Everybody don realise say GEJ is on a spending spree! I no blame dem joo, after all dem so call militants dey collect dem own fix!

Basics007:
He has got the voice to light up any collabo. Best hook i heard him sing was "Where I Wanna Be" with Shade Sheist. Even Mariah Carey jumped on the gravy train. R.i.p

D4MN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ish is dope!!!! Never even remembered!!!! Itz funny how time flies!!!

sunayo:
It's foolish for BB supporters to ignore the fact that Jonathan enjoys nation wide acceptance. BB no doubt will have a large show from the North, that's where it stops. How come none of BB supporters who think election is won by pictures post the pictures of the South- West rally held in Mapo hall Ibadan?.

Why don't you get your glasses, scroll thru the threads- you'll get what you asking for.

sunayo:
The following day Dame Patience filled the place to capacity with women.

Oh, I guess you meant to say her "fellow widows".  

And can we please see the link of her delivering the speech in the hall!

My favourites of his hooks!!!!!!


Oh no, nigg^%z aint scared to hustle.
It's been seven days the same clothes.
Ask they originals cos they know.
Mos def, Nate Dogg and Pharaohe.
Step away from the mic they too cold.
The funk might fracture your nose.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrmop7g2cU

All OVER!!!!!!!!!!

:Explosion heard at Nigeria Agip oil facility:

Here they come!

An explosion was heard at a Nigerian onshore oil flowstation operated by Agip in the Niger Delta on Wednesday, security sources said, but the cause was not immediately clear.

A joint military task force confirmed there had been an explosion in Bayelsa state in the Niger Delta but did not specify the exact location. Italian oil firm Agip was not immediately available for comment.

The explosion was heard in the early hours at Agip's Clough Creek oil flowstation in Bayelsa, one security source said.

An email, saying it was sent by Nigeria's main militant group, warned on Monday of renewed attacks on Africa's biggest oil and gas industry but most of the recent damage caused to Nigeria's oil infrastructure has been from gangs stealing oil, rather than militant strikes.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5683607-146/explosion_heard_at_nigeria_agip_oil.csp

Becomrichn:
the real truth is Jonathan can not win the north, he has to be honest with himself, he would loss the electio[/b]n. the only way he can win, is for him to drop  sambo and offer a Yorubaman, the vice president[b]. No matter who he pick from the north, he cant win. they would not vote for him. [/b]So his best choice is to give the Yorubas the vice president, this put him in the lead against buhari.

[b]North prefer Buhari to sambo,

You are beginning to make sense again!

To the ladies, BB means Blackberry and nothing else, to the fellas, it means either Basket ball or "Big Boy" but to everyone today, BB means Buhari-Bakari!
Tinye aka n'epe edere BB! (vote only where u see BB),