₦airaland Forum

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If i am guaranteed of making 70 million on Uber in 8 months, i will personally flog a 30 million naira car on the job.

If I am making 1 million monthly, why should i be scared of flogging a 2014 Camry? Kpata Kpata, in 2 years, i don buy another one with change.

Just my thoughts oh [/color]

Your thought is very valid Elder izzou
Words of wisdom,
Let them keep trying to defend the way Tinubu boys are trying so hard to defend him.

We dey here dey observe

ThatIgboBoy:
If he has been fulfilling his end of the deal, I don't see why you brought this here.
If not, @CheerfulGiver, come and defend yourself oo.

Zukwuanike biko
Na cheerful true true ?
No no no let me ask Johnnybegood12 cos he’s the spokes person of the Telegram group

Pope191 don say make we calm down dey observe.

Make I go pitch tent with yeyegbami and Gentlelife50 for fence.
Whispering to Mejai , mejai bia you don sleep…?


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ReadaDream:

Has he kept to his side of the agreement?

Una don start ooh,
Na so TheModerator push FASASI1 till he begin drag Felicity001 calling Tojahh scammer but later erased it and then pope191 join before you know it bottles don dey fly.

E be like say Mentor don rip partner & mentee


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dav1002:
As a car owner with two cars, using one for the hustle and been among the silent readers association on nairaland
Joined a telegram group here to learn how to increase my earnings by a veteran here who many folks look up to and mentors
After some months in the hustle, saw a post from someone in the telegram group looking for a rental. The telegram group being a closed forum with like minds I posted also that I have a car lying idle and up for rental.
In my thinking I could use it to earn extra income through rentals
So the person dm'd me and we agreed for 30k weekly because from his posts he nets huge and puts in the time so I thought he is ideal for the position
We met signed all relevant document and the car was given. After months I discovered this person was the same person that created this telegram group but used an alternate line to strike this rental deal. Inotherwords he has two numbers on the platform. That means I've been partnering with my mentor 😢

Is this playing ? What type of playing is this ?

Our mentor our G.O.A.T our sharp mouth king of Ants driver that bought 2013 Corrolla without loan

Everybody come ooooooooohh… ara adugboooo una don sleep
E go loud oooo

Gentlelife50 pls eeeeppppp me na cheerful
Abi my eye dey pain me ?

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donbrowser:
You found a way to still squeeze Tinubu into your submission. Now let me ask you, how did Tinubu influence e-hailing drivers not to join the strike?
How did Tinubu influence e-hailing platforms to remove the features you mentioned above?
Finally can you please give us a breakdown of transportation charge by Agberos in Anambra and Lagos state?
T for Thanks

All this Tinubu boys

Have you ever gotten to bus stop and conductor will shout cms #100 and you will rush it , only for agbero to show up and conductor will come back to say #150 or we no go again becos agbero want collect 1k and they will actually tell everyone to go down and drive away ?
Have you seen lastma arrest car cos of seat belt and towing vehicle will tow the car. when u get to the office they ask you for Tax evidence, lasri and plenty docs before you pay for your car ?
I saw agbero slapping one fresh guy on my street, wat did he do? They said he bought Tokunbo car (without plate number) and doesn’t want to pay matching ground , Haba see slap ?

If you want to fiix your car by roadside in Clegg agbero will show up with ticket b4 dey fix ordinary fan belt.

See what agbero did during governorship election cutlass, knife everything to fight to win.
I can go on and on.
There is no limit to what Tinubu and his boys can do to get more money with Federal power wait and see.

Back to your question, do you expect the app companies to treat you like princes in your country when they can see clearly how your leaders/taskmasters treat you like slaves and have bound you to the philistine

Dailyparrot:
Please, why did Bolt remove the 'stop new request' option? What do they mean by removing that feature?

Like, I'm expected to take trips until no one is making a request on Bolt anymore?

I was at international Airport and would have stopped new request since I don't know my way around picking up at that place but because that option is not there, I was forced to accept a request at that airport which I later canceled anyway.

Is this not a modern slavery? These are issues we should be addressing here not dragging Felicity's case unending.

It's disheartening to open this page to see that some humans that will never let go are still quoting and quoting over irrelevant issues that should have been trashed a long time ago.

Everything in Nigeria is modern day slavery
If you request for Uber or Lyft and the driver accepts and driving towards you for 5mins if you try to cancel you will pay cancellation fee, if the driver gets to your destination, wait 5mins and cancel you will cry cos half of d TF is gone.

But naija they removed all this features, you know why there are more drivers queuing and begging to be enrolled by bolt everyday, begging for cars.

Remember how many times we tried to go on strike, even drivers here couldn’t join (we started sending them to 2nd rainbow). Then they brought police to arrest drivers on strike.

It will be worse when Tinubu becomes president cos MC oluomo and nurtw touts will bring new hands.

You dey learn

Come seat and wait to see how much Tinubu inauguration will chup…. it will be 10* of dis pounds.


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Felicity001:
BAZ001 come and see something... I tell them one Blacknishop even said I talk too much
But one thing is sure truth never dies.

Felicity001:
If na Felicity talk this kind talk now you go see where pope191 with him small head like vulture and Jonny the puppet go rush out dey dance Koko bilo ontop my head
.

Felicity001 idan lemmeee ooh
so pope191 head small like vulture… is dis playing ?

Hahaha confirmed @johnnybetogood yet he’s driving as side hustle but his master pays 1M house rent at Abule Egba lekki by driving everyday.

I dey find two boiled eggs to chup to regain all d stamina I lost then by moving Lagos upanddan like dis.

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naijapikin2:
Forget it!!

I've dated at least three of them, and I'm currently with one. All these one that I've had contact with are all below average. In terms of cooking, taking care of the home, or even banging. Maybe it's just my Ill luck. They may be ok.. in all that but I've not met them.

Na from gist and rumors don’t know if it’s really true cos some ladies are just exceptional in both and are not from calabar

Give it to akwa Ibom ladies dem good for hospitalilty cooking and knacking major
They don’t get tired
Probably na dog meat dey cause am or na gene

TheModerator:
Person wey don mad finish since 2017 when he begin drive Uber. Imagine Uber driver enter another Uber car go beach, come upload the picture of himself in the backseat

You mean am ? Idan take selfie inside another Uber?
Idan has migrated from loving bus to uber selfie
Wait wait d guy has time to go to beach ?
Maybe na Johnnybegood12 carry am
Work hard now and play later
The real CheerfulGiver must have made a lot of money to be going to beach.




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Doris4ever:
Is it that BAD?

eswhy001:
Thanks, I have the intention of running another business on the side with uber.

If you have a car before and things went south you can join the hustle to put body and soul together,
or you want to do fine boy, dress tight with small car and use the car for Uber as side hustle while doing something else no wam.
but for you to carry money go buy car 1.5 M solely for bolt and expect 2M interest in Dec you go drive taya .

konkoabove:
That is why Yorubas will say "if you don't know the secret to your mate's success, you will be on the run/struggle till death"
Like some people will want to follow your template of traveling out based on the little they could gather from your Uber hussle, but "what is after figure 6 pass 7"

Truly, I no dey cap, i learn dis work from the very best hands, I drove like Ant, I do offline, at a stage I was taking only card trips and transfer cos of fear of cash disappearing.

But yettttttt the money on my dashboard is not commiserate to what is in my bank account ?

Na juju dey lick am or Egungun dey suck am from my bank.

I work hard so I can play later For where
Uber was never for me… I suffer no be small

It’s easier to jappa than to make a living driving Uber in Lagos week in week out. (living=pay house rent, sch fees, feed children, and dress tight without lighting oven )

eswhy001:
I have the intention of getting a car for e hailing, my budget is 1.5m and I have no idea what kinda car i should go for. I came here to see if I can get clues but I've been reading gbas gbos since. Pls like Felicity said, is Ehailing now something we shouldn't venture into? Please I need advice.

My brother Run ooooh run
If you have 1.5million cash at hand please venture into another business or focus on that thing that gave you the 1.5million

once you buy a car of 1.5M u can never save 1.5M cash driving Uber.

TheModerator:
"Mr. I contribute 100k monthly" is pope191

Really
That guy no get respect for elders

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izzou:


[color=royalblue]Na here i go dey sleep now.

I don miss this place[/color]

Bros d cruise here na another level
Anytime I get board and come here to peep , I go see drama shaaa.

kanuisagoat:
E-haling drivers now make 900k gross monthly?

I'm not aware of this new development. Show us your dashboard let's see.

Pearl1910 talks as if he has special millionaires spirits has riders or his car fly from island to mainland without Lagos traffic.
Is surge everywhere from January to May?
If this new development is real Nigerians will be jappaing back to drive Uber.

900k every month…Uber driver se u dey whyne me niiiiieee

Ordinary to gross 1M in December CheerfulGiver almost ran mad and lost car in the process.


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pope191:
Glorified anini, you go let me sleep like this? Librate yourself doing what? You think hiding behind keypad typing nonsense will bail you out?.

pope191:
When you scam Fasasi, I deh there?
When you deh give area boys 30k for the plots of land una sell, I deh there?
When you transfer 10k make they use cook soup for you, I deh there?
When mechanic land you punch like Ali, I deh there?
When you call 650k 800k, I deh there?
To advice em no just deh your mind then as chief adviser wey you be. The only thing you just deh see nah pot of soup! Pot of soup!! You no even say make you buy lemon Limca for em, you carry the guy trabaye go buy lemon zinger for em. Shey you don work for so fresh before?

Anyway they thank the guy for saving the day. Sapa for use you do gymnastic that day.

Stopppettt, Dis pot of soup dey bite me for body shaa I no know why ?

Glorified whattt
Glorified Aninih…….. Habaaa

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sammiejr:
You post screenshot of chicken change to validate your worth on sm😁 na em dey make your ego run wild. Aren't you ashamed that your monthly contribution x your age still won't still be worth one of my properties? Wetin be your networth as of today 13th May 2023? No go screenshot all your account balance too for us oh!

And I tagged you earlier as a man should not by snide remarks like people who live in 'face me, I slap you' do.

Mr. I contribute 100k monthly...I have two cars and want to buy a 3rd one🤦‍♂️ Empty barrel...📣

✌️Wishing you peace, humility and success. Don't be proud sir, you need it.

Bros Abeg na pope191 you dey follow talk or Felicity001?

Who is Mr I contribute 100k monthly again


Pls mention or quote the person i wan check something

Felicity001:
Can you see what I'm saying?. The Uber driving is gradually affecting your brain that you can't even read a single page and understand or probably have forgotten so soon.

Oh! oh!? oh!!! Can you see simple analysis your can't even do again with you brain. You're gradually loosing it bro. Okay let me assist you... Remember I lost my phone January 1st right,

Let me cut it so I don't bug myself too much.... Fasasi was a year ago boy.

Better go see a doctor ooh guy b4 the matter burst for you belle ooh because this level u dey go like dis so b4 u know what's going on na ring road oo... Benin straight

Ahn Ahn is dis playing ?
What kind of playing is dis

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Blackbishop:
Feli na your epistle Dey make me no Dey read your opinions again. An adage goes thus; an empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

You’re right mostly with your points but when you talk too much you go off point. Learn to control your emotions and learn to listen more and talk less. Do you know what they call people like you?

A Namby-Pamby or Garrulous mofo. No insult but na reality. In fact take a break from Uber thread be scarce bro

Chaiii

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pope191:
Oko ilu... you are just making me laff hard here. You sell car 800k, boiz for area collect 30k how many plots of land una sell again?

Whoops! I forget you don quick wire 10k out of the money give madam, even when una never buy car I guess make them throway the soup wey deh house, make fresh one with enough fish and ponmo. Baale don catch maga and em coming home nah to come sit under fan finish fufu

#InsideLife

No Noooo I no dey like dis kind thing
No naah e bite me for body

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pope191:
you no fit compare me with you again abi? You don jam mad proud uber driver wey senior you. Nah Baz001 wey deh USA you deh compare me with, you go soon reach Elon. Le fenu so

Nah ogun be this I dare Baz make e swear say e no gather from ehailing money take travel.

Now you don know my age and how coins take cast see una adviser, you think I get time to they run mouth like motorcycle exhurst. Felicity igi imu far from eyes. No be by gragra

Ni bo la tun ja si bayi
Na Blackbishop pursue me go fence when he wan rope me inside another level of gbas gbos.

But truth be told e no easy to relocate from naija with our poor currency, with Uber money, you must sell land, sell car, sell things even borrow to buy tickets and get accommodation abroad unless you have an American uncle that will accommodate you.

Uber wasn’t for me cos I was driving like ant and earning like a lazy driver and i tried joining telegram group dem no gree me
Felicity001 is on point with the fact that Uber is a means to an end, not a job for life time.
I still find it hard to believe guys drive only Uber to feed family, pay sch fees and house rent and then some still buy car like Musa 1.0.

pope and feli na big name for this thread make make I go dey peep from fence before bottles go begin fly reach my head.

E be like Felicity001 don step on so many toes as men dey enter am wotowoto

Nigerian Police so he must pose with the knife and blood stain on it to show say una dey work.
I’m sure the guy no run go anywhere.
Since dem don dey kidnap people for east road police never enter bus to rescue people and parade them. Na to dey drag phone with boys them sabi

But which kind animal go stab him mama to death

Blackbishop:
Omo felicity has done it again. Feli on da beats…. I know dru23 will rolling with laughter now. And the hyenas are out to mock and laugh. This is a good laugh this night with fela playing on the background here

zukwanuike biko no add salt to injury

After ur fellow kazeem don give Felicity 2 heavy punches for eye to rest him brain for money to drop
You wan come dey add to d punch for here
Noooo now, e no good.
Felicity001 na big name for here oo
We no go allow una dey disrespect Felicity like that.
Se Felicity001 wa kere ninu ayie ni ?
Haba small thing police go slap am, kazeem go blow am, newbie go drag am… wetin self

Blackbishop:
Baz001 the moment I thought the hustle there don keep you off na him you Dey come here they cuz wahala. Guy I don tire for your matter.

Na jeje i just dey pass and peeping on wetin dey happen for here. Na so I see FASASI1 dey drag Felicity like I pass my neighbor generator. Ah Ah wetin fit cause this dragging like this ?
Gbam Themoderator drop picture of the benz with horn bandaged on radiator before i know it bottles don dey fly up and down.
Them mention Tojahh name say he wan sell lemon car but Felicity hijacked the client and sell Bad lemon car to the client .
Them say pearl1910 drive round Lagos, Akute agbado, ajah , Abeokuta looking for good lemon car and finally bought civic for client but next day the civic no gree start
Everybody just dey put mouth dey wash dirty linen for public.
E remain small bottle for touch izzou cos izzou begin talk down on agents not knowing say na car dealers/agent full here. Men no dey move Lagos again.

Before you know it , Everywhere just scatter


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YeyeGbami:
Na telegram we dey post dashboard now

Una no gree me join that telegram e still dey pain me,
U begin ask for marriage certificate, O’ level small thing una for ask for
Tribes , obedient or batified …

vivalavida:
This man own na to dey pour fuel for fire

Haba

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I didn't know a lot of agents are here.

So sorry for rattling una. It was not intentional

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Lol…I just dey look you
you think you are still in Uber drivers forums ?
Na only newbies dey drive now
When last you see person post dashboard?

Dey play… just dey play ooo

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Pearl1910:
Oga, u mentioned it in one of your first posts that Felicity said Tojah wants to sell a bad car to you, that u should rather buy the Benz. Show proof of it, u couldn't. Show car that u bought u no gree, but u showed the one u sold. Plate number, u lied about.

People like u should never be trusted with gist...that's how u will go and be destroying relationships and jaming people's head together just to proof an irrelevant point.

There is no single discreetness about you.
U told Felicity's mechanic what Felicity said about him, U have said that Felicity's mechanic told u Felicity said he wants cut. Everything one person told u d whole world will hear. Agha... Abegi, be matured for ones. I saw pics of a lady and a child, on your WhatsApp background and I assume that's ur family. Bro, if u are a family man and u dey talk talk everywhere like this, it is bad o. You have to be wise and diplomatic, even your left hand should not know what ur right hand is doing. Pls improve.

Ahn ahnnn Haba
Easy easy Mr Pearl , d guy don offend u ?

Corner44 nobody dey fence again


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obinoral1179:
The issues I have with you lot is that, many people consider this place an online family, especially from known moniker but most monikers that post on the group are mainly for business which many newbie are not aware of , many will seek you people for advice and guidance and you won't explain to them that you are not doing a charity work but business after all and all you will be asking for money for agent and this.....

… , that is where pearl1910 made a mistake because he didn't tell me thinking I'm aware even meself was pitying him as he was driving me around to look for a car from surulere to abule egba to akute before we finally a settle for one

Bottles just dey fly left right and center, stray bullets here and there. Washing dirty linen in public.

Yesterday them mention Tojahh name today na pearl1910 and you come generalize “ you guys “ “most known monikers”… this words heavy bro

Meanwhile bottle never fly reach
Pope191 or Gentlelife50 side
Yeyegbami, themoderator, Northbird and others wey get sharp mouth for this thread, you mean say their hands clean or e never reach their turn?

Eric Ten hang wetin be your name
Please remove Casimero before he gets red card ehhhhh