₦airaland Forum

Glithronix:
Good evening, house.
A padi using Corolla for the hustle said his gear always refuses to engage immediately when put in drive, until he matches and holds on throttle for like 10 secs before the gear picks.
According to him, this always happens when he's set to leave house in the morning.
I don forget to put it here since last 2 weeks he told me, na today him reminded me because he plans servicing the gear tomorrow and he also wants to know the best gear oil to use.
He doesn't want to take his mechanic recommendations yet. Smiles.
His Corolla is 03.
Much respect, bosses.

So your Padi can’t join telegram group
Your Padi can’t join nairaland thread
He can’t type simple English ?
Abi your Padi is fluent in speaking English without thick Igbo accent but bad in typing so he employs you to be typing for him

Your Padi should go and buy new engine after all u gross 1.2Million in 1 month

Nothing wey we no go see for dis thread

Much respect to ur Boss Padi


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XGhost:
June gross

800k
Petrol 315k (15k daily x 21 days)

Pope191 u too much
Everybody follow pope words, I can vouch for him,
if he says 500k monthly gross is d new norm then it is
If he says Indrive really decimated the business so it is.
If he says d hustle is better now so it is.

Waiting for d day he will say dsame figure as pearl1910 of 1.2Million per month DR Congo no far from Nigeria.

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MrCarter577:
He paid less with 5% commission

That guy na empty vessel or barrel that makes loudest noise he doesn’t know jack about the hustle but won’t rest Cho Cho chooo up and down d thread

Modified: em emmm wetin concern me for dis matter now. I’m sorry I just dey observe dey pass by no vex



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Gentlelife50:
Hmmmmm, I don talk am here since last year say me no fit buy car worth millions come dey expect 25 or 30k every week with plenty stories, I'll rather buy land and wait for it to appreciate or keep my money and be chopping it small small according to bazoo1

It’s better to chup ur 25k every week with peace of mind instead of growing yam leg driving from 10am to 4am

But with dis 50k/day and 1.5million a month I will come back to naija sharp…

Uber drivers now earn more than oil workers, Tinubu is working

dapotemi:
Na lie joor you no Sabi investor...see template here:
Buy Corolla : 3.5 million
Gentlelife: driver for one month: 1.5 million ( keep 1 million)
2nd month: 1.5 million ( keep 1 million)
3rd month : 1.5 million ( keep 1 million)
4th month: pray make we don enter December, gross 5 million...( Keep 4 million)
Buy another Corolla, join Bazoo for congo...
I have a car here for 40k weekly, why would someone grossing 1.5 monthly tell me it's too expensive? I am only asking for 16Ok monthly and you get to keep over 1 million for yourself...

How did we get here Everywhere don scatter
So bad mouthed people plenty for here ?
I thought it was only Gentlelife50, yeyegbami and TheModerator

So u get mouth like dis ?

Wonders dey happen for this thread

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TheModerator360:
That guy in the middle resemble you die. The resemblance is uncanny

Chaiii dragging with ladies , men suppose dey leave some kind things for women naah


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Johnnybegood12:
Grow up Baz...
This bad character of causing chaos wey dey ur body so....make God no let am put u for wahala.

Wahala No naah
Na Themoderator dey drag ur mentor and private telegram group like I pass my neighbor generator I just dey help am hold the Gen make e no fall.

My hand no dey plsss ooh I no want wahala

pope191:
I’ll not follow u to argue this matter again. I’ll just let the gods of nairaland to their thing,

Abeg e never reach like dt no mind mejai,
mejai no be better person.
I don keep mute mbok
D hustle is still dsame nothing has changed


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CheerfulGiver:
eeyah. Not like I expected you to know the meaning of revoked

Na oluwole CIA come make you revoke the link like dis ?
He won’t let u help genuine people that boy is a bad boy

Doris4ever:
Car maintenance is not a weekly thing. One will definitely save and plan ahead for maintenance. Paying 40k weekly is not new, people are doing it. [/
Beside do you expect partners and investors to collect 25k or 30k with the high cost of cars.

Dav1002 hope you don increase your rental ?
It’s now 45k per week and people are paying it
Pope191 says the hustle is better now
Over 500k every month easily.

If ur driver partner is in the telegram of 10am to 4am, pls increase it to 50k dts 1 day earning.


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TheModerator360:
Lol. Cheerfulgiver sounds like a frog. He can barely speak English, I'm not sure who types for him. He no get levels anything. Maybe he learnt how to write from the oga he was serving at Alaba.

He forms a cool guy with his writeups, but that guy na proper Ariara tout with his thick accent. Can't string proper sentences together verbally, takes words one by one. No confidence in him. Like I said before, it's only places like this that he can flex his muscle. That guy na alusi.

Chaiii dem don go lick devil wife nips ehhhh.
See private telegram link in d mud.

If to say cheerful know he for continue dey ask for marriage certificate & SSCE before admitting people.
Now no- 1 enemy is sleeping with ant king in the palace

Oya everybody telegram group is open jump in

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pope191:
When did I say the hustle is better now Baz? This your roping sha, u do police work before?

Maybe I need to pick more stones and learn English too cos na dis ur post of what’s d big deal of buying 7k tyre in 3months ( 1.5 m ).

pope191:
After 3 months that’s over 1.5m gross… if you spend 7k to buy tyre, whats the big deal?

Cos b4 to gross over 1.5m hard gaaann
Remember dem never increase any salary workers take home. Na still same salary

TheModerator360:
I visit where I want. It's for this thread to see the bixxth in you, how dumb your so called training is, that you are shouting all over here.

Below is one of the extracts from your stupid training asking your dumb followers to drive dead empty from VI to Jakende. What type of stupid strategy is that with N500 per liter of fuel?

For your information, there's no man out there that can not gross 50k driving from 9am to 2am the next day. Even if he's using a bicycle to carry riders.

No, It’s one of the smartest strategies of all time it’s better u blow empty to reposition at a better location trust me you will recover ur fuel money, gain time and make more money than staying in crowded driver zone for hours.

Call Anita TheModerator make him come dey go far awayyyyy.

Something that is meant for closed Telegram group u come dey make public

Come only u just dey drag d strong and mighty for this thread.

See as dem dey look u

dapotemi:
Emmnnn but what about those asking for wheel spanner, jumpstart cable, extra tire, and gear oil everyday on indriver, abi riders no dey pay those ones? 1.2 million monthly, ah time to shit on my MDs head oooo lol

Ahn Ahn maybe dey need to join the telegram group
Cos I no understand why some driver dey complain about fuel price
plsssss plssss
Don’t let dem drag me like I pass my neighbor Generator.

Pope191 says d hustle is now better

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pope191:
Mr Baz, I am a realist. I just don’t throw figures, but I like practical approach to things. A driver that can’t do 125k in a week with a sound car, should take time to learn the hustle. Now count 125 stones in 4 different places. Sum it up and see what you will get.

Talk about stone one more time and see as stones go dey hit you from DR Congo .

Driving is now a lucrative job in Nigeria

Tinubu is working

Masterkleenlaun:
Better part of the money will go for fuel and commission

We dont talk about fuel, commission, time and car maintenance here, only display of fat dashboards… how much u gross

That’s why must drivers dashboards compared to money at hand is like Elephant and rats

But with pope191 submission the hustle is far better now drivers are swimming in money

Tinubu is allowing the poor breath


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pope191:
You go school so 😂 driver can gross 500k monthly. Multiply by 3 and let’s see what you will get. Use stones for better understanding 😂

Pope we are saying the same thing no need of stones.

You mean driver now gross over 500k every month that’s average of 150k every week ? ?
It’s interesting to know thanks cos According to pearl it’s 40k per day (30days = 1.2 million )
But u don clarify now

Any driver that complains or ask for urgent 10k is a lazy criminal.

pope191:
After 3 months that’s over 1.5m gross… if you spend 7k to buy tyre, whats the big deal?

So it’s true ?

Drivers now gross over 1.5 million Naira in 3months?
How many people earn 1.5m in 3months in Nigeria ?

Uber drivers are now balling


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TheModerator:
Yeah, Read French. Wasting his talent on Uber. Ironically, he doesn't include Uber Driving in his CV with the way he hypes it. Being bilingual comes with a lot of opportunities. Dude is naive.

Wow… dt na mini campus.
Bro Abeg sheath your sword biko
I beg on behalf of pearl1910 and dt Cho Cho choo mouth.

Na to lay low o, one day chatgpt or AI will begin to reveal identity of people hiding behind keyboard just saying ‘em em plsss free pearl mbok


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TheModerator:
Mugwu. You guys are the ones calling me back. You and mugwu corner44. Don't act like your name is not Akinbowale. I have been economical with your details thinking that you will behave.

My homeboy Baz001 needs your ostrich neck as a meme.

Mbok d question wey dey hungry me to ask na if na university of Ilorin him go ?

But to chuk mouth for dis matter hard me as everything don turn yam pepper scatter scatter

That heyena face kechi just dey run him diarrhea mouth Cho choo choo

E pass my cruise threshold.


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Pearl1910:
All these people wey no even Sabi check mail, shey Dem go pass this highly technical and strategic course like this?!

No mind dem very soon dey will start complaining they think it’s only anywhere belle face and to be driving up & down Lagos eating boiled eggs without strategizing. Una dey play

Btw u mean it requires technical know how
No wonder e hard me


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Gentlelife50:
True, I agree with you on this one

You and yeyegbami will not join free telegram group now and learn new strategies.
It’s free now no need of certificates.

All of you that made it to telegram group
Congratulations in advance you guys will be millionaires by December


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MoonlightDrive:
Awoof dey run belle.... imagine people paying zero commission wanting premium service. My friend will u keep quiet. Baz001 help me support with the right meme.

Hey una don turn me to comedian finish .
I need to change and make use of my time
Time is money
No more memes

73O9:
Hope you know it’s when people talk about their experience you learn from it. There are good and there are bad, I see no reasons why it turns offensive when countering others opinions.
There are threads all over the internet including NL talking about life elsewhere while I also have immediate families, you learn the good and bad from what it’s being said. So I understand challenges to be faced.
Why remain offensive when opinions differ still baffles me?

Na like war ooh
You never see anything

Hamachi:
This thread is the place. There's no WhatsApp group

Ahn Ahn Madam DriveinHud driver app
U mean am
No what’s app or telegram group ?
Dis thread

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TheModerator:
Leave am, he should have carefully read the thread to see that corner44 is an imposter. But the way he's been licking cheerfulgiver's puxxxy, there may be more to it. The puxxy no even send am, corner is just being foolish with his rhetorics. He's been attacked here several times, especially when he came to hawk fake chinko product, puxxxy never came omce to defend him.

Corner44 has never for once attempted driving with his old rickety jalopy 03 honda despite the way he has praised the business to high heavens. It makes me wonder if that man is actually okay.

That's why I made him cry before. It looks as if he's asking for more I will keep him at arms length for the time being.

Welz:
yet everytime "cho cho cho"..that is my only issue with him and he seem to not get it

D guy na idamu Adugbo
Make we just ignore him Abeg


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[quote author=73O9 post=123850400][/quote]Dem dey use bombastic side eye look you
Very soon they will say maybe na Cuba Canada u go cos u have time to check d thread.

jammyboi:
Lagos

I just plan on starting next month, I'm kind of looking for a group I can join to get steps and not to make mistakes.

can I be added to the group chat please??

Person wey no get driver’s license or car and never driven on Uber/bolt is telling you about Uber drivers whatsapp group.

When person over talk he will begin misfire.
Na only you I dey talk too, just code am

Gentlelife50:
Wahala wahala wahala everywhere

Mejai, yeyegbami so there's war going on here you people didn't alert me??
If I go offline again make I bend

Wait ooh, what’s happening ?
I just drink water before I say make I drop cup everywhere don scatter again.
Se wahala no come too much for this thread like dis



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TheModerator:
So you just strolled to a truck driving school for inspection? Follow your cravings, look for trucks in Ajah, begin dey pack sand go site. It will pay you more. I pity who dey believe this mugwu with his lies

Sand & granite go site Haba
Jesusson2020’s family them

I bet some people don’t know jesusson


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Glithronix:
From a legend like you? 🙄
Get on the road for practical, baba.
This is what they mostly preach to us here.
No dull, boss.

Mention names with your full chest, who are they
You don dey gross 700k codedly every month since last year dey form newbie. Well don

Gentlelife50:
You never see anything, shey you were the one deceiving us here and we didn't take the job serious thinking you were with us only to use ehailing money to Japa.

Hard I know always come at last, I should have listened to pearl and cheerful, pope add more fire don't pity him, let him suffocate.
Shey I should bring the gala and bigi now or is it eggs you want? For more power.

You! just avoid me totally on dis thread
I follow people wey know road to hit 1M target in Dec and use d money to Jappa.
ur colleagues dey gross 700k monthly dey save 10m in 3years.
Na u dey complain, na me dem dey abuse
just avoid me like dis