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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:34pm On Oct 18, 2021
ThatNiccur:
Considering the curfew, you mind explaining how long the trip lasted? And how you were able to dodge those bribe-seeking-curfew police men. Please post trip details
Hmmm
Bold niccur... c’mon

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:29am On Oct 18, 2021
XGhost:
Tah, The car cannot give what it doesn't have. What's that car's top speed sef
Na today ?
Dts d lai Mohammed of our thread.

His matrix Na special

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Politics › Re: WSJ - FG Paid Bandits N20 Million To Prevent Buhari’s Plane From Being Shot Down by BAZ001: 6:25pm On Oct 17, 2021
So federal government know bandits?
20million naira from loan wey baba go borrow
Chaiii
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:59pm On Oct 17, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
The best way to harvest experienced drivers is to randomly request a vehicle, and conduct an interview with the driver. Chances are that you will offer him a better deal.

Moove drivers currently on UberGo are a perfect example. They have been maintaining those brand new korope cars very well, but are only paid 4k daily.

From my personal research on them when I'm in their vehicle, they are ready to jump to a better offer. cool

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:53pm On Oct 16, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
I've been driving this car nonstop since November last year. In that period, I've changed bulbs, hubs, shocks, tyres, radiator fan, kick starter, oil seal, rear brake drums.

Did I whine? No. I take responsibility, and I plan ahead. In this year alone, this stupid car I drive has made me over 5 million naira.

Will 60k be my problem to fix it? No. 100k? 200? No.

The problem with you fuckers is that you're too negative even with your own hustle. If you don't believe your hustle will pay, it will never pay. You don't drive full-time. You use your car for other hustles.
Komodapson you forgot to add lia Mohammed grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:32pm On Oct 16, 2021
komodapson:
You failed to highlight mental health as well. You Seems to undermine the negative effect of mental health. Ferrying abusive riders could lead to increase high blood pressure, anxiety, paranoia and many more.

That's why I'm in support of folks who drops off shitty riders on Third mainland bridge grin grin grin

Mehn...I need to desist from listening to Femi Adesina, Garba shehu, FFK...these guys fit call/describe albino for you as Caucasian...
Spot on grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:24pm On Oct 16, 2021
IFSHR:
Pearl1910, stop being defensive when people share their bitter side (cost) of the hustle....

you are a proponent of the sweet Narration perspective (All good)
but try to be diplomatic in your approach so as not to be considered a hypocrite....

.it's not hidden knowledge that driving your car commercially increases your maintenance cost, just as your buy more fuel when you drive commercially, so when people share this, cool down on your defensive hornet....his narrative, his experience......

The two biggest running cost in this venture is

- Car repairs and maintenance
- fueling and commission paid
Any other cost is far from the above.


Peace
Kimmonnn

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:27am On Oct 16, 2021
ndubuisi2021:
I drove for about one month now, changed my radiator fan engine, changed battery, changed one tire, changed plugs, fixed damaged exhaust, looks like my steering pump is having issues as car is becoming stiff. By next week I'm changing the oil and it's filter. The 60k I made this week from Uber and Idriver, half may be spent on the car next week. Where's the profit?

And dashboard showboater thinks car maintenance is overrated on uber grin
You mean am grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:37am On Oct 16, 2021
All this business ideas flying up and down
Is it still part of motivational speaking or positive thinking ?
Or I’m lost (on bench)

I never knew someone could drive on Uber and make €150,000 or 100 million naira ?
So you can actually drive home or abroad to become a millionaire.

Let me keep d biz ideas close, then. I will need it soon.

If you ve been working for 5yrs and not a millionaire pls resign and start driving.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:42am On Oct 16, 2021
Felicity001:
Lol.... Lol.... Lol....

Foolish boy... I don't have your time again in this life because I've undersrood you're a mad man
True grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:04pm On Oct 15, 2021
Slickleo:
Baz001 see the type of engine oil u dy use. grin
Abeg Abeg let sleeping dog sleep.
No put me for trouble

We @dru23 are d best right now
Providing goods and services of the best and highest quality.
American standard for Nigerians at affordable prices. grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:03pm On Oct 14, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Lekki people have learnt how to use that Uber korope for island trips.
As in korope Bus grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:24pm On Oct 14, 2021
FuckEveryday:
"Mber month" this year go start Dec1 - Jan3rd

This I have seen grin
Steppitt stop don’t see or speak further
Ahn Ahn
Don’t see things that will make some people go back to rehab

Many drivers want to use dis ember months to
Buy 1 more car and those on rentals to turn to car owners

How will drivers pay house rent of 1.5 m like dis ?
Face ur side hustle and stop discouraging us here grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
Baz001 grin, is it that I'm lazy or area just dry. The sun and heat no be here... angry
No ask me question I dey bench
But
You are very lazy
Common sun and heat you can’t withstand?
Is ur car not tinted ?
2.5m must be made, so
You need strategies to drive against sun and traffic hope you hold d contact of d matrix driver so u won’t need any credentials to get strategies .

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:38pm On Oct 14, 2021
Godfather10:
Finally you guys who used to be embarrassed being a UBER driver are now seeing the benefit that E-hailing has been to a lot of us, I used to work in a nice office in London b4 as an Estate manager also wearing shirt and tie myself. earning about £650 per week, it’s not until l joined E-hailing Uber and l started making £1250 did my finances balance.
Nowadays I just target a £1000 a week which is very fine and not to hectic, the plan is to relocate bck to Nigeria.
Anyway folks, we are getting to the end of the year and if you all start from this wknd, l will like to encourage you guys to put your backs into driving, so that by the 31st of December, you should all make 2.5m with 2m to invest,
With a 2m investment and properly you should be making abt N150k monthly.
Wishing you guys all the best, my own target is to make £15k with £11k to invest, I will be working 7days a wk btw 10/12hrs every day till the 1st of January then spend 5months in Nigeria.
All the best guys, Felicity no slacking o, no discouraging, l knw you very well,
If l can do it we all can do it, God bless you all.
I dey bench dey look you, Na so e dey start
1st motivational speaker said 1million every month oct-dec = 4million
You 2nd speaker from dis wkend- Dec = 2.5million (fair enough)
Your target is €15k, don’t worry bold gentlelife50 will ask you “ did u meet up “ ?

But my major concern is d part that you said you relocating back to Nigeria (dis same Buhari APC) ?
Your village people must be very strong, firstly u left white collar job to be driving Uber abroad and now you coming to Nigeria to do what ? Drag rider with Hoodlum and ants ?

While some of us are trying to relocate abroad some are trying to relocate back
While some are trying get job some are trying to resign to drive Uber

Anyway I’m motivated thank you.
I still dey bench dey peep

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:43am On Oct 14, 2021
Coach Izzou I need time out , pls sub me
Felicity in
Baz out grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:15am On Oct 14, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
to you baz001 that thinks nothing good can come out of a matrix chauffeur grin, this guy saved my ass when my high mileage Camry refused to start after dropping magodo rider,

Guessed the Ibafo babe head catch me grin

I reached out to my bolt rider app to request a pilot to save the day and alas, this cheerfulgiver gave me his battery to start mine. grin

God bless you sir
1. Obi will not help you at all he will school you why you didn’t check your battery before leaving house.
2. Obi is finer than that hungry looking driver unless the 2weeks drought made him loose weight
3. The matrix is not red

God saved you, you didn’t go to ibafo you wouldn’t have seen any driver to help you

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:55pm On Oct 13, 2021
ReadaDream:
Surge was going lure me out, only to check map and I saw this.

Got a trip to Magodo from Sangotedo on 1.6x but omo that traffic, as rider no see she cancelled. undecided
Lazy driver like you, I would have jumped at it and come here to post how I did a single trip and made 10k

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2021
FuckEveryday:
Felicity wey put Bazz001 inside this wahala don discharge o grin

Mr Jaydee n Oga Cheerful...y'all should sheet Ur swords and allow the man be abeg... Rather let's talk about the decline of trips everyone has been complaining about for weeks now...This is October ending Ffs! The way e dey go so even December no go b like before angry

@Bazz make u sef die d Mata.. we're all here for cruise and progress...D insults are already too much.
PS. I was with my car key Wen I entered this bus sometime back...deres no big deal about jumping bus...99% of us on this thread started from there
Stop it grin
Our strategy is not built on surge
We are bound to make 1M every ember month till December don’t discourage serious drivers
I did 7 trips out of 17 trips and the day is still young grin

All of you dt don’t get up to 30trips per day send mail grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:23pm On Oct 13, 2021
mrjaydee:
Bazoo..one love man, no hard feelings.
Two hands up

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:19pm On Oct 13, 2021
Gentlelife50:
If you love yourself don't come to shangotedo, in fact both sides are blocked all the way to almost lakwe.
This man you have started again and you don’t have 001.

How will people living in EPe go home today ?
grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:16pm On Oct 13, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Yes. People with a 001 IQ
Cut soap for me ifebarbie, no wonder gentlelife50 and donfortune48 don’t have 001 in their moniker.

What could be the rationale behind this 001 moniker ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:23pm On Oct 13, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
Chai! grin
But you know he's only on the look out for the James Bond 001 geng na. grin
You are safe at the moment
Cause Npala has appeared mr Obi Eluwa will pipe low

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:15pm On Oct 13, 2021
Npala:
There is no way the 2 monikers are the same. One is just a bitter idiot and the other one is one of us.

It's as simple as that.
Thank you sir, you’ve helped my thinking
Cos mrjaydee began to confuse me at some point.

You are too much Baba

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:52pm On Oct 13, 2021
But this quote just made me to conclude that we are saying the same thing but in different years in 2020 mrjaydee said this
While we are saying it in 2021
We only asked Mr Obi to post in a dull week (vacation) but he went gun blazing.

You nailed it in this post

mrjaydee:
To those of you posting figures here.. you are nothing but fools.. yes read my lips... you are a fool!

Modified* even if you being a fool is a " follow come feature " atleast post your net and break it down to the actual money you made. But no, " I made 150k this week lemme quickly rush and post it syndrome"

Why dont you fools post the figures you made in a very dull week?

This is why nigeria is like this, we deserve our leaders.

The strike on Monday is already defeated cos the fools here and out there are hoping for surge so they can work.

I used to post figures then being honest to myself I wanted back then to impress, but guess what after you pay your partner weekly dues how much is left? That's if you are able to pay consistently.

Fools will always be fools.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Don’t know why mrjaydee amd CheerfulGiver have so many things in common... just thinking aloud

They both drive for 14yrs
They both sound bitter and like abusing using words (fo-ols, Idio.t & ignoramos )
They both love jumping bus (obviously)
They both decided to reply at the same time and share one/one example of millionaire jumping bus. Was it planned ?
They both love dashboards posting.
Mrjaydee is always quick to say CheerfulGiver won an argument or fight and Felicity001 lost without being asked.

I don’t have time and strength to cut and join profiles. Just thinking aloud within Uber/bolt thread


mrjaydee:
. Seems the oil shortage dey affect your thinking mugu.

Na person like you go order Andre' champagne for club, then sees someone drinking Johnny Walker blue label and thinks you are doing better. Ignoramus.
mrjaydee:
.

I have always been with a car for the past 14yrs or so, to the extent that I dont even know bus fares..
So at Bazoo, cheerfulgiver win you for that fight grin

I come in peace
mrjaydee:
Post your earnings or you dont post no one gives a Bleep!!

I'm not a keyboard warrior, but if na me and you get this type of heat. Best belive I will find you out and clear your doubt.

I can even come to your area of choosing and still Bleep you up!

This is the last time, cheerfulgiver or Raw2 Stay in your lane. Stop derailing this thread.

You've been warned.
mrjaydee:
No mind the mugu... cos you made 30k plus on Sunday u just rush go upload to YouTube. This is why drivers keep getting maltreatment from partners.

I have never watched your videos and will never will.. merely looking at your face I don't see anything luxury written about it.

This message is aimed at you to get sense.

Luxury driver ko, luxurious bus ni.. mtscheww

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:35pm On Oct 12, 2021
Aganju849:
The part of e-hailing nobody talks about.

God help you if your mechanic happens to damage another component in the process of repairing the initial job order...and this happens more often than vehicle owners realize. Most times you leave the workshop with a different problem than you got there with in the first instance...kinda similar to the way you ended with a 50k repair-bill while working a three-thousand-naira trip.
Na fear no make some of us talk about am again.

After all how many times do you do such repairs in a year.
How many times do Lastma arrest you
you can easily net it in 1 week
You are deceiving people.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:48pm On Oct 12, 2021
Gentlelife50:
It depends on the color? What color is it?

See question.
It won't hurt reading some pages, assuming you did you would know that's the car our celebrity driver uses that fetches him 1 million every month.
Ewooooooo


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:42pm On Oct 12, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Copy Felicity, he don rest since.
Zukwanu ike.
Know who pass you, millions u no get, vacation u no fit go.
grin
Dem pass me true true
I no know say Millionaire in the class of Femi otedola dey dis thread.

When they miss bus/poverty days so much, they will just pack their cars with kazeem for major repairs and decided to take bus to rehab vacation.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:35pm On Oct 12, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
I think it's acceptable, but Baz001 and Felicity001 should know better grin
Make nobody ask me question again, I no go answer

You are next aswear down mr Obi aka CheerfulGiver aka eluwa is coming for you.

He has done many research on you but found nothing yet.
He dey eye you since

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:00pm On Oct 12, 2021
Bus lovers still dey out there ?
Who could have ever imagined that mentioning of bus on this thread will get people angry ?

Osinbajo inside brt with vote Buhari/osinbajo cap.
Femi otedola dt was about to campaign for governorship before he was dropped.

You take a bus for 5mins with your own camera man and send it to all social media and newspapers grin

Same way Aisha Buhari misses frying akara days

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:14pm On Oct 12, 2021
mrjaydee:
The i.diot get high on the likes he gets on this thread.

No be his fault, I used to enjoy his jokes, but dude is as wack as fcukk.
Same way I used to enjoy the fight between Felicity001 and CheerfulGiver until Mr Obi face me then and then I knew it wasn’t funny.

But Abeg Na d bus dey vex you or d poverty grin grin

Bus .......................... poverty
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