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IFEBARBIE:
.... And when I thought I was done with the Chais! for today.

Chai!

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FuckEveryday:

Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.

Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

geezyk:
Trip na just 2500 oo.

geezyk:
Chai! People wey dey always turn around Lagos hoping to meet up dey try oo, I broke one of my rules last Monday, took a trip from mafoluku to Titi kokori around governor's road. All was smooth till we entered this hellish street, it was like rock climbing, my car was just hitting the ground cos of how bad the street was, worst part was that the street was freaking long, and I was still going to 92, spent over 20 minutes navigating on the street.

Was even thinking how to come back out cos I was afraid sef,to cut the story short, I lost my radiator to the street, I didn't know my gear oil was licking till Saturday when I had an event to attend, while trying to engage the second gear, the car jerks and slows down, took it to my mechanic, I had to buy gear oil 15k and changed the radiator to double cell 30k which was unplanned.

Spent a total of unbudgeted 50k, cos I broke a golden rule.

pocohantas:
That was it. They don’t know I am a sidechick to Nairaland hoodlum drivers and LazyDs. I recommend this thread for all riders.

IFEBARBIE:
eehm... Plus I picked her from somewhere close to oshodi
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IFEBARBIE:
Chai! if I may ask, who did you think the driver was? You forgot to ask about the car colour, if it's red...

pocohantas:
It has to be one of those Bolt ladies. Whenever they cross over to Uber, things go dey happen.



It happened just yesterday. The person narrated it to me and I told him I don’t even know how to report on Bolt. If it were Uber, I would have advised better. Finally figured out how to report, I don’t know if he did sha.

No it didn’t end at Oshodi.

The other day I wanted to use Bolt, immediately I opened the app, the driver I ordered already started those silly pranks. Gosh!

Gentlelife50:
Gbam it's BAZOO1 then, he must meet target.
Low millage car without gear, see the way he's using style to beg you not to report the trip.

IFEBARBIE:
this was how I laughed when one refined daughter of jazabel did fake transfer to me on Uber yesterday. She think say na bolt

pocohantas:
So driver picks up passenger, car can’t get past gear 1, at best 2. Trip progresses at snail speed. Trip ends and passenger contests the price. Driver says it is traffic.

“But your car is bad and you know it”.

More back and forth.

BAZ001, how do you handle this hoodlum driver?

XGhost:
This biz don cast truly, I've joined lazyD group too

mejai:
Ha! Oga? Ejoor, u wan start another pages of war? We don try and tire too. And the comment u quoted don old too.
Let's mooove on.

Conner44:
No no don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to just pee on my boss’s head ...

I want to piiisssssss on it very hot, long, ammonia stinky piiissssss. At least 5litre worth of it (don’t worry I have a very solid gee-pee tank bladder).

I just need odogwu to post 1milli dashboard for me dazzall or don’t you also want to see a million Naira dashboard too?

I promise your eyes won’t catch fire

tunlapapa:
Emmm, let me put my mouth.

My own point from the onset has been that uber is not the only work or best work if you are not in a corperate world.

The efforts exerted on driving is not relative to me.

It might be the best for someone who hasn't done businesses or seen huge cash, but for me, I do not fancy it.

As an entrepreneur, the money used in buying a corolla can get you good returns in many businesses.
I made the mistake when I got my vehicle, the money would have over expanded my previous ventures if had funded it with the money but uncertainties from this government made me to try uber with the hope that uber was the best as I was made to believe.

Four years down the line I regret that single action.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Lol

From your chart, you rested for two days. Let's say Saturday and Sunday (the same with an office worker).

And yet you earned 324,000 that month.

No vex, but can you tell me the type of position one would hold in an office to earn that?

My Oga, even in this your lazy state, some people on suits and tie every weekday cannot earn this.

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izzou:


[color=royalblue]No sir.

I remember the Lazy drivers coming for CheerfulGiver's head when he said that any body earning 200k should resign and drive.

Do you agree with me that with this your screenshots (even though it's sooo lazy ), we can confidently assume that you work 5 days a week (8 hours each day, which is the same as a salary earner), and we can project that you earn #324,000 per month?

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vicdon:
I dont do airport trips...

Let's just say i go out to make money, catch cruise, any day i stay for more than 2-3 hours without good trips, i just close shop and go back home... P.s (Dont copy my style ooo)..

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Now, this is good

Abeg no need to crop the picture. Show us the particular week

And show us your earnings in relation to this bar chart you posted. E get wetin I wan check

I don ask now oh [/color]

izzou:


[color=royalblue] Funnily enough, I haven't seen anybody from the Lazy drivers crew post any dashboard, at least to encourage others that they rest..

Cheerful works hard and he posts his dashboard

Baz dey rest, but e no wan show us him dashboard to prove say e dey rest too..

O wrong nau [/color]

Slickleo:
Baz001 network bad he said yes lazyd no Dy shake

XGhost:
But wait o... Computerglobal go just de post vin check advert CONSISTENTLY AND SUSTAINABLY everytime... without saying anything else.
What goes through his mind whenever he enters this thread

Ghost1994:
Disclaimer!!!

I’m different from XGHOST please you people should count me out of this Nigerian/oduduwa/Biafra war abeg.

To the bolded na side hustle for IB and my site for Ibadan Dey carry me go every now and then.

If you don’t have a side hustle in this ehailing, you’ll just wake up one day and your earning will disappeared.

Below is my dashboard I no Dey kill myself….

Two weeks on and two weeks off.

Yallah

mrjaydee:
Jumping bus is not a sign of poverty. It's an exciting experience. Once in a while I take bike or jump bus just for the thrill of it. It took me 5years to enter BRT.

I have always admired the BRT bus, I took the bus from fadeyi to ikorodu and back to fadeyi.. I was just smiling inside of me. I have always been with a car for the past 14yrs or so, to the extent that I dont even know bus fares..

Dont get me wrong, I'm still struggling not a big man yet. So at Bazoo, cheerfulgiver win you for that fight

I come in peace

CheerfulGiver:
Follow the links and screenshot the fucktard_ before he edits it like his other Efulefu partner, Teedriod omo ale....

These are the people giving you advice on this thread.... A magic 5 year old first son in UI, just to deceive you all...

A splendid week to you all o Jere.....

Don't forget to mind who you follow.

More surge trips to you all...


Antidisestablishmentarianism!!!

Revolution Continua, Victoria Ascerta

CheerfulGiver:
My name is Chinedu Onyedikachi.

You have nothing on me... You can take it to the bank. I repeat, if you don't post that dirt you have, you and your father are bastards...

Look at this clown

CheerfulGiver:
Such a dummy. Lekki phase 2 runs from Ikate to VGC. But since you failed everything else in life, I don't expect you to pass geography.

Nope. Post the federal polytechnic If e sure for you. You're a dimwit if you don't post it. A Bastard if you don't post it.. In fact, your father is a Bastard if you don't post it.

Look at this fool Embarrass yourself further.

CheerfulGiver:
Teedriod, omo ale. Circus cruise monkey. Most times I leave my car at home and trek to the market at new road... What do you call that, you fucking_ retard_?

CheerfulGiver:
Teedriod My boy...

I told you I do things when I want and how I want it. I'm making you cry and simultaneously enjoying myself.

From accident, to rehab, now to fake chevron.

Here is a trip I took on October 1st, while you were being a circus monkey, entertaining on NL

I guess Igboefon is in Iyana ipaja. Ozuo

Here's another free dashboard for you...

CheerfulGiver:
Teedroid a.k.a, fiekiedee, a.k.a, omo ale... I'm loving the way I'm in control of your emotions. I decide when you're happy, when you're sad, or when you shit_ bricks.

I love the way you were so embarrassed, after denying your own side hustle and then eating your vomit with spoon, by admitting. I love it.

You will never get over the fact that you were exposed as a fake LazyD. Everyone now reads your post with a pinch of salt. They only use you now for comic relief. You're worth zilch to them, except cruise energy.

In fact, since I exposed your dumbfuckery, 95% of your posts have been about me. You now worship me. You're officially, my boy.

Now, whenever I drop off my car with my mechanic for major repairs that take over 2 days, I take a bus home. Because I want to. I love it. I grew up jumping buses, and I kind miss it now that I drive. So any opportunity I get, I jump a bus, or Okada. I don't lie about it. I could have as well chosen not to mention it on this thread, but what the heck, I've never been a pretender. I don't claim to be what I'm not, motherfucker. I'm not you.

Hey, I'm loving this obsession with my moniker... Who else can bring you so much pain and confusion? I posted dashboard without your permission, you hated it and said its not sustainable. I kept doing it. Dummy, if your IQ wasn't as low as the 001 in your moniker, you'll realize that someone who drove everyday for 5 months and grossed 3,800,000 knows what he is doing. 3,800,000 divided by 20weeks nonstop is 190,000 a week. You only have rights to say it's not sustainable any week I drive, and I don't hit 190k on average. But seeing as you're just a dumb motherfucker, I really don't expect you to understand that shit_.

Now you want me to post dashboards and I'm refusing. Just to show you I control your feelings... You'll never get over this. I choose to start posting dashboards from next week, till the last week of December. I'm also waiting to find out how that will control your emotions, my boy.

Meanwhile manage this dashboard board. It's 12500 today, in less than 3 hours... Analyze it, and reply me, and don't forget to post me a meme.... My boy.