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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:23am On Sep 23, 2021
Olayetan:
My dashboard doesn't look like this cuz I don't depend on online trips but trust me, I do savings of 106k every week.



Note: I'm still single n I've never done full day work.
Na Hoodlum driver president you be.
How will you do a full days job, when you can go and rest for 1hr at home on somebody’s trip.

Small small we don dey separate boys from menhnnn
That’s why crvrider is asking someone for 4th, week and 3rd week earnings, what if the guy is a married man with children ?

Guess LazyD league must join dis 100k weekly
Ants 100k
Hoodlum 100k

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Crvrider:
Hope this is not a case of giving a dog a bad name so it can be hanged. Fixing of your car is an inevitable expense. Or are you saying without doing ehailing you won't have to fix anything in the car? If the money for last week is going into fixing the car this week, then what happened to money for last 2weeks...3weeks...4weeks...?
Money for last 4weeks pay debt
Last 3weeks buy food stuff for house
Last 2weeks paid utility bills and fuel for generator and co.

Wait o, before I put mouth is d driver in ant or lazyD or Hoodlum like olayetan ?
So I can know how much we talking about here
If Na lazyD - 50k every week
Ants - 100k
Hoodlum- 200k in a week cos one trip, na palliative looting grin (one trip = 3 apps on or in Edo state)

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:24am On Sep 23, 2021
If Na u do pastor Jane strong thing dis early morning, there is God ooh.

Got request to ikoyi but not on surge so I was reluctant and sluggish, i didn’t bother to call , if you like cancel or call me.
PU no 15, I got to no. 11 arrived and my phone rang
Rider: I can see you, you at no. 11, I’m at 15 and you said you have arrived. Just come forward
(Mama was waiting outside )
Me: Good morning ma,
Mama: what is wrong with you drivers, some of you will say arrived and we won’t see you, some will say arrive 5mins away.
Me: ? ( not dis early morning)
Mama: have you started
Me: no, can I start ?
Mama: yes because some of you will start before I enter. But you ve not answered me, why do you people say you have arrived and .... I’m late pls don’t take eko bridge.
Me: map says eko bridge is faster
Mama: are you sure ? See red on your map pls pass oyingbo to third mainland
Me: but EM okay
Mama: you ve not answered me how can a driver do dis to me a 70yr old woman ?
Me: dumb
Mama: I should have left since 6am, d first driver I booked came and park infront of my gate without calling me. My daughter told me it’s like your driver is outside so I saw that he has arrived and didn’t call I rushed out and next thing I saw him driving off, we flagged him and he wind down to say “I ve cancelled cos you kept me waiting, request for another driver” can you imagine?
Okay I requested again while outside and it was this same driver, he accepted and reversed back and said this is a punishment for keeping a driver waiting and zoomed of without cancelling. I’m goin to report him.
I will stop using bolt you people are frustrating me.
Me: it’s not all drivers
Mama: you too you stayed in no. 11 and say you ve arrived it’s almost 7am and I can’t drive to ikoyi. Bla bla bla

(... she was trying to report d driver, till I drop her, mama just dey rant... )

Make una Hoodlum and ants please take it easy on riders. Plssss

Politics › Re: Reps Stranded In Kano Airport As Airline Reschedules Flight ‘four Times’ by BAZ001: 8:45am On Sep 23, 2021
Na today ? Cos dey are rep members
We don dey suffer am since
I don dey airport before they rescheduled flight all day till next day.
The painful part is that they won’t still do anything about it


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:43am On Sep 23, 2021
[quote author=dru23 post=106086253][/quote]IFEBARBIE see you hand work ?

Our sure oyel seller the only trusted partners/distributor of Mobil 1, super tech oil and Castrol oil , don’t mind that man asking me questions of when super tech oil will be available in Nigeria

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:31am On Sep 23, 2021
FuckEveryday:
Omo I just saw this on instablog cry cry

Please let's try to take a moment to appreciate God everyday before and after work...This is not even about driving late but by God's grace n Mercy.
Just look at the condition of the car cry Bolt might not even hesitate to block the driver's account.

Good thing they all made it alive...We won't lose any of our loved one this year..May God protect and Guide us all.

Felicity & Cheerfulgiver y'all should hold hands and say Amen o cry
Amen and amen on their behalf cos d two of them can’t hold hands for now

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:57pm On Sep 22, 2021
kanuisagoat:
How do people even think?

You scam a rider of N3600. What will that N3600 do for you? Is it going to change your life?

These are the same drivers who will tell riders they'll use their change to send airtime and refuse to send it. When the rider calls them, they ignore the calls.

You just wonder what that money they are refusing to send to the rider will do for them.
Calm down you didn’t quote anybody,
who offend you or them scam your wife ?
Someone from Hoodlum league don scam someone related to antsleagues ?

How did it happen?


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:58pm On Sep 22, 2021
pocohantas:
Oshey. Minister of Confidence & Relations
You too ?
Make una leave olayetan ooh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:57pm On Sep 22, 2021
Pearl1910:
Maybe driver wey don carry delivery trip to that area on Bolt go pick am. lipsrsealed
Una go kee person with laugh ooh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
donfortune48:
If you have an opportunity to loot Nigeria, you'll do more than Tinubu.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
Slickleo:
Bros na super technology I write not super tech, no go spoil my discount

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:39pm On Sep 22, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
cheesyyes, I mean consignment! Don't worry, the plane will soon land. Do you know if supertech is now available here grin
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D one you and gentlelife50 start still dey fresh and hot for up there. You want to start another one,
That man can’t talk again, how can you be expecting package for a whole year ?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:15pm On Sep 22, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Okokobioko.
grin cheesy grin
BAZOO1 shey u dey see ur handwork, you are among the fools mentioned ooo.

It's about to go down.
grin
Na you start am ooh, say one odessy hit you ,
Then Johnnybegood12 continued to explain, while IFEBARBIE dey add sauce to it.
Nobody fit separate this fight.

I dey watch with 3D glasses

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:53pm On Sep 22, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Shoot your shot bro, or look away some food no be for cabbie. tongue
Temptation strong, she’s sounds like someone who is seeing a guy for the first time, we don exchange number but she’s about to enter university. Smallie to the core, I no want underage wahala. But d fact dt she sneaks out and remove hijab is d cruise for me.

Nexttpage:
send her pic make we confirm also grin
She don run upstairs, her bro later brought clothes for her. He looks at me like I was d one tripping her sister.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:42pm On Sep 22, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
Festac! Omo, you're trying. I've been to Festac/mile2 only twice since I started the hustle. Nothing can take me there again. If not ikeja, isheri/magodo, surulere, lekki, VI and ikoyi, count me out! The job has a way of killing gradually per second. Plus, how far about the appointment thingi? grin
My appointment or My consignment?
Which one of them ?
You just dey use style yab me... continue

But with this plane, the consignment is going back and forth.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:32pm On Sep 22, 2021
MoonlightDrive:
I hope you did not have to go through Ago Palace, when it rains that place is a flood zone.. that is from the apple junction axis.
That ago palace way to okota was a bit flooded but not up to the level of coming inside the car.

As I dey like this, one supposedly hijab girl as captured me on her street.
Picked her with rag jeans and only tub covering her boobs and backs opened, trainers like a yankee babe. All sporty and hot.

Long story short babe called her friend that she needs to get her clothes and change in her house, her friend no dey house.

She’s on her street calling her sister to go bring another hijab sister no dey house.
I’ve ended trip I can’t leave her. Told her to calm down she’s shaking dt her dad is at home and he will faint if he sees her like this. Bla bla bla.

She too fine; she said must people on her street don’t know her face cos she’s always on hijab.

I dey here dey think

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:31pm On Sep 22, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
I passed there too. It was serious. Did you see those boys trying to unclog the channel and those standby tow vehicle probably waiting for BAZ001 low mileage Voltron defender of the universe muscle camry and Felicity001 Benz? grin
I hardly drive in rain, but today I was ready to recover all the lazying around days.
I avoided all the known red zones sotee, I land for festac and my eye clear.
I used to see festac/amuwo very red stew on app, only to get here and everywhere dey.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:37am On Sep 22, 2021
Felicity001:
My guy abeg chop knuckle na the same thing we dey talk jare but in different language grin
Same thing ?
Different language?

You mean am, How that your post and him own be dsame ?


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Make I just face my driving dis raining morning
Feli is on another level grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:34am On Sep 22, 2021
Johnnybegood12:
Lol
Oga Felicity no dey overlook anything grin
I always knew that when the time is right you will enter Baz001 wotowoto grin

But then, in as much as u have raised valid points, u still stand to be corrected or enlightened about defensive driving .

Defensive driving simply puts you in a position to think that every other drivers on the road are not normal, thereby making you to think for them and control the situation from your own end.
That does not mean you won't be involved in an accident, but then it reduces the chances of been involved in an accident.

Hopefully u get what am trying to point out.

I come in peace grin
Hopefully? Hmmm
Like he doesn’t grab easily or too hard for him to assimilate?



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:09am On Sep 22, 2021
Slickleo:
We also use super technology, Mobil 1, Castrol oil.
Yes ooh loud it,
Pls where did you get your super Tech oil or consignment don land codedly ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:47pm On Sep 21, 2021
pocohantas:
The guy just suffered huge loss, so needs to keep his expenses low for now. When his dashboard improves, his taste would improve too. grin
You too much, that’s very true.
You will be a good manager.
He can add Chelsea or origin bitters sachet.
Make eye dirty

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:31pm On Sep 21, 2021
pocohantas:
Sorry for your bad day. That is how machines are, one day they are working, the next day they are not.

Just drink one bottle of 33 with pepper soup and step down. Better days ahead…
Poco Haba naah,
Not henesy or Moët , or at least bad as bad Smirnoff ice/ Heineken.
You just went to 33 like those yellow taxi baba’s

Bolt drivers are rich, check out our dashboards.
We live in lekki and earn millions every month.

Career › Re: Start Uber/Bolt As A Side Hustle Or Get A Piece Of Land : Your Opinion Please by BAZ001: 10:24pm On Sep 21, 2021
Karemarealty288:
My brother I started with one plot I bought for 3mil in 2014 and sold it 10mil 2016.
Till date all I do is land and I have never regretted it.
www.Karemarealty.com
In 2yrs ? 3m turn to 10m
Well done,

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:29pm On Sep 21, 2021
YoungDreamer:
Today is a very bad day for me as the first day of starting bolt. I got a ride to ikeja and along Ikorodu Road, my vehicle failed brake. I hit two different cars at the back as a result of that, I had to drive on the service lane and avoided speeding. This is a vehicle
I have been driving without any issue. The rider I carried was quite understanding. I finally arrive at the destination and called a mechanic around there to check if it was the brake pad, he checked and said the brake pads are still new that the problem was the master brake that was bad, he later helped me to adjust it so I could go back on getting to where I was supposed to pickup another rider, I entered Lastma problem. A very sad day for me.
Sorry bro, hope your car wasn’t towed or locked up.
Just brace up and resume work tomorrow but be extra careful and prayerful. All of us have had bad experiences on the job, especially when we started.
The only way to recover your money is to keep driving.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:37pm On Sep 21, 2021
Gentlelife50:
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Lol, u made me remember last Saturday.
Rider was going to Orchid hotel, my pointer have been on indicating I want to turn left.

Next thing I heard was gboaa, one space bus (Honda Odyssey).
Oga wetin happen he said I don dey manage the car since grin cheesy, chaii.
I wan cry, but Oga u for manage am pass me nau.


Rider jumped out of car and next thing I heard is Oga please end the trip.

I simply ignored her, if I had begged her to go down at the entrance she will definitely fight me.
Ended her trip sha, make she carry her wahala dey go.
I checked the car no visible damage, only for me to open boot and see that spare tire won't come out because the body of the car is pressing against it.
undecided

I am definitely going to learn defensive driving online, this is becoming too much.
grin
The driver didn’t offer to pay as e dey manage car for express ?

Riders are quick to say end trip and jump down , that’s why I don’t pity dem again.

You can easily learn defensive driving from ants king, only that you won’t have the credentials to see him. Like your driving school testimonial and fathers land papers


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Barbiturate:
Easy. No be fight grin

215/60R16
Na fight be everything in Lagos , especially with drivers, their blood dey always rush.
Most time they bring the fight here,
so it will be Better for you to note the toxic ones
and avoid them else you will still be fighting in your dreams when asleep.

So I officially welcome you to LazyD league cos of your latest low mileage Camry. Don’t say no to dis league “e get why “

So from today don’t you ever in any condition 1.9 surge or amount of money go to the following locations

1. Badagry
2. Ikorodu
3. Akute/ ajuwon
4. Satellite town
5. Trade fair
6. Sango otta ( anything otta, agbado)
7. Abaranje
8. One place after isolo estate towards igando

Then some parts of
Owonrosoki/bariga, Abule egba ( any day I go there I must come back with a funny sound in my car) , ago/ Okota interiors.
Mushin inside.

Above all dey pray, cos bad belle full Lagos road. with all my defensive driving I saw one straight line on my door how and where I don’t know... marks and line dey pain. You won’t hit anybody and nobody hits you but you will see mark.

No go join ants league, I repeat no join ants league.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:42am On Sep 21, 2021
childofgrace2k:
I'm finally back on the roads again hustling after absence for over 3 weeks. I had an accident on third mainland bridge ,thank God for life, nothing happened to the passenger and me. But vehicle was badly damaged, I needed to spend close to 200k on the vehicle ,I.e whole body painting and panel beating. Note that I bought two new headlights and some other body parts of the vehicle.

I was on a trip when the Accident happened so I made a report about the accident to BOLT ,thinking they have some kind of plans for accident issues during trips on their platform.

Bolt made it clear to me that nothing of such exist, that they only take care of reported missing items during trips. They blocked my account immediately and asked me to do another inspection when my Car is ready.

I asked if at least they will give me a free Inspection after I'm done with the body work of my Car, and their answer was that there won't be such, that I will be responsible for payment of the new inspection.

I regretted ever reporting the Accident to them in the first place. My inspection report was still valid for another 3 months ,but I needed to do another one yesterday.

Has anyone ever reported an accident to Bolt/Uber and what was there response?
Sorry bro, you will recover before the end of November if you can join the ant leagues
But pls be careful.

If you still want to resign to drive on bolt/Uber this is a reality that no insurance cover you and your car ooh. Shine your eyes.

Bolt ambassadors won’t be able to defend bolt on this. But I’m waiting let’s see who will say otherwise.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:26am On Sep 21, 2021
Barbiturate:
That's the odometer below:
Ewoooo where you from come? You don’t know d difference between jokes on this thread ? You dey mind Ksmart027 you go post your mileage?

But God saved you, that our uncle (semi educated) can’t talk much cos the much awaited alternative of Mobil 1 no gree show since January. If not he would have said you tamper with the odometer, he doesn’t believe you can get this low mileage car as a Nigerian living in Nigeria and using for bolt. Cos all he can get is a lemon Limca. I hope he doesn’t know I’m talking about him.

I’m trying to see, the location of the plane.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:15am On Sep 21, 2021
Pearl1910:
Very true. If u have a services background, it's easy to deal with Irrate Riders. Sometimes they apologize before the trip ends about their behaviour before or during the trip because of the way u manage them.
They Always apologize if you were calm with them.
Last night I got a trip from chevron drive to Ijesha main land.
Before I go to estate gate I was calling rider to call gate, rider gave me code.

First red flag:
Told security code, the two of them laughed so hard that the code was for Saturday, not even sunday,
Called guy man
me: wrong code.
Rider: I don’t know the new, I will meet you at the gate.
Me: (it’s a man and it’s past 10pm to Ijesha and doesn’t know code ... )
Trip started, rider launched Gmap immediately.
Rider: let’s make dis trip in 1hr
Me: Gmap shows 54mins we should, if no unforeseen traffic
Rider: (cut me ) no traffic, can you drive a little faster
Me: ( Red flag 2, na dem ooh) okay
Rider: over take this car and move fast (raising voice)
Me: see that traffic light ahead of us is green, if I over take and it turns red I will slam break and ...
Rider: bros pls match this thing no dey drive like dis we don pass traffic light now.
Me: ( should I end trip here, or start talking safety first bla bla )
I just went mute and dumb, but overtaking all cars as fast as I could.
Next thing I heard a sound, louder than 96.9 Fm
What’s happening here.
Rider snoring so loud and neck bent.
Ahn Ahn now now?
I just removed my leg from accelerator, avoiding all pot holes and rough parts, keep enjoying your sleep while I keep going at my pace.
He woke up few minutes to destination, Cos his phone rang.
Rider: I dozed off a little, are we there?
Me: 5 mins time, you must have been tired
Rider: very tired, sorry I want do transfer up you take transfer
Me: no problem.

3rd red flag: he couldn’t transfer till after 15mins. But I no gree go cos bolt Na scam when it comes to refund.

Rider: I’m very sorry I no too get money, someone transferred to me and it hasn’t drop. Dts why I wanted us to get here fast.
(Na him babe wey he come spend night with send money to him)

“If we had quarreled and he dozed off, it would have pained me”.
Some times patient and mumu attitude pays at the long run than always quarreling
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:58pm On Sep 20, 2021
ksmart027:
I hope your Camry has a low mileage, if yes contact BAZOO1, make him tell you the price.
No be that guy that carry loads for all his passengers and yetis still get 1star ?

The guy doesn’t know is tyre size, but wants to know the price.
I’m sure Na one butty boy wey dem buy car give.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:20pm On Sep 20, 2021
kanuisagoat:
There are customers you do away with. They are just toxic and not good for business.

If you insult me I will insult you in return. I no dey for that customer is always right nonsense.

I also don't need their tips, I don't need their treat, I don't need anything from any rider. I just need you to respect yourself and I'll do the same.
I don’t expect anything from riders but the way I respond to must of their excess makes them say I’m special or very calm and patient. Some I just dash them 1star immediately so our path will never cross again but I won’t insult you back.

If you are not careful riders/customers can cause you a big problem. From query, to writing reports of incident or getting blocked as in the case of bolt.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:13pm On Sep 20, 2021
Ghost1994:
Any person in my own case, will do worse. I told the guy I was not going I mean customers are always right terms is only applicable in papers.

Go mistakenly price market anyhow for yaba dem go show you. Treat me the way you want to be treated…. I can’t physically attack you but the line “”bitch”” sounds crazy bro you ain’t chatting with robot…

If his route is good and manageable haba people go go now… I’m not the course of Lagos bad roads
If I were in your shoes, I will send laughing emoji rolling on the floor and tell him sorry.
I’ve done it severally, even on phone I will be laughing so loud and saying sorry. It drives them so crazy, some will join me in laughing and say this driver dey laugh me shaa.

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