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Olayetan:Na Hoodlum driver president you be. How will you do a full days job, when you can go and rest for 1hr at home on somebody’s trip. Small small we don dey separate boys from menhnnn That’s why crvrider is asking someone for 4th, week and 3rd week earnings, what if the guy is a married man with children ? Guess LazyD league must join dis 100k weekly Ants 100k Hoodlum 100k
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Crvrider:Money for last 4weeks pay debt Last 3weeks buy food stuff for house Last 2weeks paid utility bills and fuel for generator and co. Wait o, before I put mouth is d driver in ant or lazyD or Hoodlum like olayetan ? So I can know how much we talking about here If Na lazyD - 50k every week Ants - 100k Hoodlum- 200k in a week cos one trip, na palliative looting (one trip = 3 apps on or in Edo state)
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If Na u do pastor Jane strong thing dis early morning, there is God ooh. Got request to ikoyi but not on surge so I was reluctant and sluggish, i didn’t bother to call , if you like cancel or call me. PU no 15, I got to no. 11 arrived and my phone rang Rider: I can see you, you at no. 11, I’m at 15 and you said you have arrived. Just come forward (Mama was waiting outside ) Me: Good morning ma, Mama: what is wrong with you drivers, some of you will say arrived and we won’t see you, some will say arrive 5mins away. Me: ? ( not dis early morning) Mama: have you started Me: no, can I start ? Mama: yes because some of you will start before I enter. But you ve not answered me, why do you people say you have arrived and .... I’m late pls don’t take eko bridge. Me: map says eko bridge is faster Mama: are you sure ? See red on your map pls pass oyingbo to third mainland Me: but EM okay Mama: you ve not answered me how can a driver do dis to me a 70yr old woman ? Me: dumb Mama: I should have left since 6am, d first driver I booked came and park infront of my gate without calling me. My daughter told me it’s like your driver is outside so I saw that he has arrived and didn’t call I rushed out and next thing I saw him driving off, we flagged him and he wind down to say “I ve cancelled cos you kept me waiting, request for another driver” can you imagine? Okay I requested again while outside and it was this same driver, he accepted and reversed back and said this is a punishment for keeping a driver waiting and zoomed of without cancelling. I’m goin to report him. I will stop using bolt you people are frustrating me. Me: it’s not all drivers Mama: you too you stayed in no. 11 and say you ve arrived it’s almost 7am and I can’t drive to ikoyi. Bla bla bla (... she was trying to report d driver, till I drop her, mama just dey rant... ) Make una Hoodlum and ants please take it easy on riders. Plssss
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Na today ? Cos dey are rep members We don dey suffer am since I don dey airport before they rescheduled flight all day till next day. The painful part is that they won’t still do anything about it [img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img] |
[quote author=dru23 post=106086253][/quote]IFEBARBIE see you hand work ? Our sure oyel seller the only trusted partners/distributor of Mobil 1, super tech oil and Castrol oil , don’t mind that man asking me questions of when super tech oil will be available in Nigeria
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FuckEveryday:Amen and amen on their behalf cos d two of them can’t hold hands for now
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kanuisagoat:Calm down you didn’t quote anybody, who offend you or them scam your wife ? Someone from Hoodlum league don scam someone related to antsleagues ? How did it happen? [img]https://media./images/ac5ecb53eda4d3011be648f4873987ac/tenor.gif[/img] |
pocohantas:You too ? Make una leave olayetan ooh
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Pearl1910:Una go kee person with laugh ooh
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donfortune48:
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Slickleo:
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IFEBARBIE:D one you and gentlelife50 start still dey fresh and hot for up there. You want to start another one, That man can’t talk again, how can you be expecting package for a whole year ? |
Gentlelife50: ![]() Na you start am ooh, say one odessy hit you , Then Johnnybegood12 continued to explain, while IFEBARBIE dey add sauce to it. Nobody fit separate this fight. I dey watch with 3D glasses
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YeyeGbami:Temptation strong, she’s sounds like someone who is seeing a guy for the first time, we don exchange number but she’s about to enter university. Smallie to the core, I no want underage wahala. But d fact dt she sneaks out and remove hijab is d cruise for me. Nexttpage:She don run upstairs, her bro later brought clothes for her. He looks at me like I was d one tripping her sister. |
IFEBARBIE:My appointment or My consignment? Which one of them ? You just dey use style yab me... continue But with this plane, the consignment is going back and forth. [img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img] |
MoonlightDrive:That ago palace way to okota was a bit flooded but not up to the level of coming inside the car. As I dey like this, one supposedly hijab girl as captured me on her street. Picked her with rag jeans and only tub covering her boobs and backs opened, trainers like a yankee babe. All sporty and hot. Long story short babe called her friend that she needs to get her clothes and change in her house, her friend no dey house. She’s on her street calling her sister to go bring another hijab sister no dey house. I’ve ended trip I can’t leave her. Told her to calm down she’s shaking dt her dad is at home and he will faint if he sees her like this. Bla bla bla. She too fine; she said must people on her street don’t know her face cos she’s always on hijab. I dey here dey think
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IFEBARBIE:I hardly drive in rain, but today I was ready to recover all the lazying around days. I avoided all the known red zones sotee, I land for festac and my eye clear. I used to see festac/amuwo very red stew on app, only to get here and everywhere dey.
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Felicity001:Same thing ? Different language? You mean am, How that your post and him own be dsame ? [img]https://media1./images/46c075c9408d33d1e7e6387cfc51ff1d/tenor.gif?itemid=14666818[/img] Make I just face my driving dis raining morning Feli is on another level ![]() |
Johnnybegood12:Hopefully? Hmmm Like he doesn’t grab easily or too hard for him to assimilate? [img]https://media./images/425b8f35a4c0ae1b5590356bc83ef625/tenor.gif[/img] |
Slickleo:Yes ooh loud it, Pls where did you get your super Tech oil or consignment don land codedly ?
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pocohantas:You too much, that’s very true. You will be a good manager. He can add Chelsea or origin bitters sachet. Make eye dirty
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pocohantas:Poco Haba naah, Not henesy or Moët , or at least bad as bad Smirnoff ice/ Heineken. You just went to 33 like those yellow taxi baba’s Bolt drivers are rich, check out our dashboards. We live in lekki and earn millions every month.
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Karemarealty288:In 2yrs ? 3m turn to 10m Well done,
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YoungDreamer:Sorry bro, hope your car wasn’t towed or locked up. Just brace up and resume work tomorrow but be extra careful and prayerful. All of us have had bad experiences on the job, especially when we started. The only way to recover your money is to keep driving. |
Gentlelife50: The driver didn’t offer to pay as e dey manage car for express ? Riders are quick to say end trip and jump down , that’s why I don’t pity dem again. You can easily learn defensive driving from ants king, only that you won’t have the credentials to see him. Like your driving school testimonial and fathers land papers [img]https://c./hH0Is9WtHVUAAAAC/hurry-up-get-out-of-the-way.gif[/img] |
Barbiturate:Na fight be everything in Lagos , especially with drivers, their blood dey always rush. Most time they bring the fight here, so it will be Better for you to note the toxic ones and avoid them else you will still be fighting in your dreams when asleep. So I officially welcome you to LazyD league cos of your latest low mileage Camry. Don’t say no to dis league “e get why “ So from today don’t you ever in any condition 1.9 surge or amount of money go to the following locations 1. Badagry 2. Ikorodu 3. Akute/ ajuwon 4. Satellite town 5. Trade fair 6. Sango otta ( anything otta, agbado) 7. Abaranje 8. One place after isolo estate towards igando Then some parts of Owonrosoki/bariga, Abule egba ( any day I go there I must come back with a funny sound in my car) , ago/ Okota interiors. Mushin inside. Above all dey pray, cos bad belle full Lagos road. with all my defensive driving I saw one straight line on my door how and where I don’t know... marks and line dey pain. You won’t hit anybody and nobody hits you but you will see mark. No go join ants league, I repeat no join ants league.
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childofgrace2k:Sorry bro, you will recover before the end of November if you can join the ant leagues But pls be careful. If you still want to resign to drive on bolt/Uber this is a reality that no insurance cover you and your car ooh. Shine your eyes. Bolt ambassadors won’t be able to defend bolt on this. But I’m waiting let’s see who will say otherwise.
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Barbiturate:Ewoooo where you from come? You don’t know d difference between jokes on this thread ? You dey mind Ksmart027 you go post your mileage? But God saved you, that our uncle (semi educated) can’t talk much cos the much awaited alternative of Mobil 1 no gree show since January. If not he would have said you tamper with the odometer, he doesn’t believe you can get this low mileage car as a Nigerian living in Nigeria and using for bolt. Cos all he can get is a lemon Limca. I hope he doesn’t know I’m talking about him. I’m trying to see, the location of the plane. [img]https://i./DU8E.gif[/img] |
Pearl1910:They Always apologize if you were calm with them. Last night I got a trip from chevron drive to Ijesha main land. Before I go to estate gate I was calling rider to call gate, rider gave me code. First red flag: Told security code, the two of them laughed so hard that the code was for Saturday, not even sunday, Called guy man me: wrong code. Rider: I don’t know the new, I will meet you at the gate. Me: (it’s a man and it’s past 10pm to Ijesha and doesn’t know code ... ) Trip started, rider launched Gmap immediately. Rider: let’s make dis trip in 1hr Me: Gmap shows 54mins we should, if no unforeseen traffic Rider: (cut me ) no traffic, can you drive a little faster Me: ( Red flag 2, na dem ooh) okay Rider: over take this car and move fast (raising voice) Me: see that traffic light ahead of us is green, if I over take and it turns red I will slam break and ... Rider: bros pls match this thing no dey drive like dis we don pass traffic light now. Me: ( should I end trip here, or start talking safety first bla bla ) I just went mute and dumb, but overtaking all cars as fast as I could. Next thing I heard a sound, louder than 96.9 Fm What’s happening here. Rider snoring so loud and neck bent. Ahn Ahn now now? I just removed my leg from accelerator, avoiding all pot holes and rough parts, keep enjoying your sleep while I keep going at my pace. He woke up few minutes to destination, Cos his phone rang. Rider: I dozed off a little, are we there? Me: 5 mins time, you must have been tired Rider: very tired, sorry I want do transfer up you take transfer Me: no problem. 3rd red flag: he couldn’t transfer till after 15mins. But I no gree go cos bolt Na scam when it comes to refund. Rider: I’m very sorry I no too get money, someone transferred to me and it hasn’t drop. Dts why I wanted us to get here fast. (Na him babe wey he come spend night with send money to him) “If we had quarreled and he dozed off, it would have pained me”. Some times patient and mumu attitude pays at the long run than always quarreling |
ksmart027:No be that guy that carry loads for all his passengers and yetis still get 1star ? The guy doesn’t know is tyre size, but wants to know the price. I’m sure Na one butty boy wey dem buy car give.
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kanuisagoat:I don’t expect anything from riders but the way I respond to must of their excess makes them say I’m special or very calm and patient. Some I just dash them 1star immediately so our path will never cross again but I won’t insult you back. If you are not careful riders/customers can cause you a big problem. From query, to writing reports of incident or getting blocked as in the case of bolt. |
Ghost1994:If I were in your shoes, I will send laughing emoji rolling on the floor and tell him sorry. I’ve done it severally, even on phone I will be laughing so loud and saying sorry. It drives them so crazy, some will join me in laughing and say this driver dey laugh me shaa.
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(one trip = 3 apps on or in Edo state)


