Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:20am On Sep 10, 2021 |
pleasureosondu: My 1 million geng padi. I hope yours is net income, not gross income? Yours must be 1 mill net profit o or you'll be relegated back to the normal division  You say wetin ?
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:14am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Johnnybegood12: Hahahahahaha  Baz no dey disappoint....I don laff till my eyes dey comot water. My advice what doesn't kill you will make you stronger Focus on d target Baz 1milli is d dream Aje! You dey motivate me. My brain is happy with you but my body is advising me “Heard it’s a silent killer” 1 million is the dream continue [img] https://media./images/ac5ecb53eda4d3011be648f4873987ac/tenor.gif[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:02am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Noone7: Na so you d me reach like this ...... Me your guy... You just lock up go dey do underground mining dey pack money....... See ehn as you did start you no go stop IJN.... Woooo you see that 1M we dey chase after. We must get am by any means necessary...... I no go pity you .... For where sad I pity myself, just got home loading hot Eba, how person no go get pot belly like this ? My brother there is plenty money out there to be made but you can get carried away and loose your guards. Imagine drivers still sleeping on the road, with all this level of insecurity and news of drivers dying? I saw them with their boxers and singlet eating and gisting away. SMH No worry forward ever backward never
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:54pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
GeneralZodd: The season 1 of this your interesting story nah communication between you and your body.
The season 2 will be communication between you and your car
Cheerful want to motivate people into killing their health and their car. The 1million target, you end up spending it on car repairs and your health. Prolong driving for hours is the major reason why drivers have accident or slump and die on the steering. .
Everyone to his own strength bro. Over Stress is not good for human body, it rises Blood pressure. It is a silent killer
Work smarter not harder Season 2 dey always pain, when u see kazeem cashing out and smiling. Silent killer ? Robbers/boys killing drivers ? Season 3, The professor must have a plan and way out before something kills a man
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:41pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Felicity001: Point of correction, he's nothing close to romeo but everything close to angryiboman/angryibodon only thing he changed its his formatting of his text. He's angryiboman/angryibodon. You are full of wisdom... I give up on this unknown (ants) gunmen motivating people to resign there jobs to come and suffer. Wetin I know self, let me move Lagos 9-11pm 1 million
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:19pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Felicity001: My newly acquired MB was on jiji... Sharp ride 1.8L/04 kompressor direct tokunbo.
Will be bombarding you guys with update and performance about the German Machine
Somebody shout hallelujah!!! Congratulations chief Hoodlum driver. After dashing partners money for 5years you finally got yourself a benza... low mileage Benza Something that crawls out and debtor right now
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:10pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
IFEBARBIE: Na BAZ001 you dey reply like this? Believe all at your own peril! Baz001 just dey catch cruise! 
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Stop am ooh. He is motivating us here and some folks will soon resign and join the hustle cos of him... May God have mercy on them. Romeo has been my mentor in this hustle, Read all his diary and comments with ogunvic. But now as CheerfulGiver he didn’t carry me along cos of people like you and other lazyD. I dey lekki now, no more surge... morale don drop. Who send me come outside today just 3trips ? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:05pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
CheerfulGiver: Time management is your problem. There is a difference between time and a clock. A clock is merely the measurement of time. Time has no beginning and no end. We train our bodies to do certain things at a particular moment. You rely on a clock, your body relies on what you teach it. Recommended sleeping hours is 7 hrs minimum. But there is no recommended sleeping time. You can sleep at anytime, but you always owe your body 7hrs a day.
Now, I'm not a robot. I basically use information well. I have a daily target of 30 - 35k daily. How do I meet my target and still sleep well? I was thinking about this 2 nights ago. We all have the same 24hrs. My management of that 24hrs will make me 1m. You also have yours. How do you manage yours? None of my business.
One Way I manage my time is by being selfish with it. It's why i don't socialize. Not that socializing is bad, but socializing cuts into my valuable time. Is my time consciousness better than socializing? Yes. I believe in hustle now, socialize later.
Sundays are my springboard days. I use Sundays to reset my body's internal clock. Sunday is the only day I exceed target in less time. If daily target is 30k a day, Sunday makes me 40k in less time. What that means is that I can be home by 6pm on Sunday's, except on days I go crazy, like the sunday I grossed 62k. I didn't need to, just wanted to. 6pm Sunday, I'm home. I can sleep by 9:30pm on Sunday and this guarantees my 4:30am wake up time on Monday morning. 5am, I'm on the streets. Starting early guarantees me meeting my target earlier, or by whatever. If I get home 12am, I leave home 8am. Whatever time I get home, I restrategize to make sure I don't owe more than 1 or 2 hours of sleep daily. Any day I make more than daily target, I repay my sleep before the next day.
That's me. So when you see me working everyday, I rest better than you because of my choices. I can relate with sleeping off and thinking you slept only two minutes. Happened in my early days about 3 times. Restrategizing has made sure it never happens again because I'm now more selfish and more conscious of my time.
For example, I have time today. My hub and shaft cups are being changed. You think I won't meet target of 140k in 3 days? Find out. You are not a robot, then you are Romeo  I’m on my way back from sangotedo. As I was busy scrolling through my dashboard and counting the money in my head and not bank account. My brain whispered Brain: see money in 3days Body: today is our off day Brain: see you in the middle of red stew Body: we move tomorrow Brain : what if no surge tomorrow. I put on app First request: sangotedo on 1.3x. I parked far from pick up and sized rider before devil trick me out to red zone. I’m refreshed and back in the game, 1M come to daddy  [img] https://media./images/c3fb2f4140abd4d767a4b8a4353ee094/tenor.gif[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:02pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Conner44: You’re advising that one? A semi educated black African migrant menial worker over “there in the USA” who their society tramples upon daily both physically and mentally to the extent that the only place he can feel superior in any way is to look back towards his home country’s citizens on a faceless forum and try to project an image of competition and accomplishment in every single opportunity he gets just to feel better about himself?
Leave that guy. His issues are heavy upon his shoulders. When someone can’t write a single paragraph without putting the statement ‘here in the USA’, you should know that person considers the fact that he could afford a one way plane ticket at a particular time in his past to be the greatest achievement of his life till date.
His character will never change. We will manage him like that. Being ‘in the usa’ has really made him the greatest man from his village and we should commend him for that. El noooooooo Dru23 chaiiii... Haba what did that man do to deserve all this? But could this statements be true? Let me leave the elders to judge. E dey pain... [img] https://media1./images/2dbd3b248c1a98150f5d8b9e60b1ca45/tenor.gif?itemid=13314060[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:02pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Dovehorizon: You are too quick to broke shame people who are working hard to earn a living legitimately. A lot of people were not privileged to enjoy certain luxuries of life hence the reason they have to work their fingers to the bones to get their daily bread. Meanwhile, there is no shortcut to success, the day you plant a seed isn't the day you will harvest, you will have to nurture and watch it grow. He is not trying to live life on a fast lane that's why he gat keep his "gloves dirty but his hands clean" or you think a lot of people whom you have broke shamed haven't bin pitched a narrative of get rich quick (diabolic ways) but they decide to uphold a moral standard.
Desist from that bro, it is not healthy Are you talking about Dru23, the mothers cooking ? But why ? You won’t allow sleeping dog sleep? [img] https://media1./images/55be23725aa45d255b1776b25ca2e2e0/tenor.gif?itemid=9768731[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:51pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Uprangers11: Omo no be small thing yesterday morning,I took one lady from peace estate at sangotedo reach ikotun axis (pinkron hotels)by 11pm on Tuesday night,trip ended saw 6400,d lady tried transfer for about 35mins but it didnt work until he sent my acct details to d guy he came to see who wasnt dere self..I wanted to rest in d hotel ooh gegely ooh but my mind just dey tell me to go back to farmcity for lekki,I putt d location for map I saw 30mins na so I start car move ooh on getting to marina after descend eko bridge I saw some policemen at marina checked d time it was 12.04 am dey carry me enter Adeniji police station say I break curfew that I must reach station na so dem carry other cars they have arrested wit me ooh enter station but before den I don even offer d police man wey Sidon for my car 1k d idiot just dey form due process ooh.They told me to remove my shoes and drop my fone then one of the officers said I should bring 50k so they can let me go,hmmm 50k bawo den I was thrown into d cell for breaking d curfew law lol I just dey laff dem,e pain me sha.When I enter d cell I counted about 35 young people dere with almost same predicament and it got me worried more like wht da Bleep. Is wrong wit dis country that was my only tot but they released me around 4am after parting away with my hard earn 5k.So guys make we just dey careful and always avoid some kind nonsense waka and risk d country ain't safe for normal hustlers anymore....d street no easy last last Guess wat yesterday was my birthday and they bleeped me up like that That’s why I don’t like ants league, they work everyday of the week, even on their birthdays. Msheewwww. How can you work on your birthday? It’s a day to spoil yourself naah. Well as u no gree sleep hotel you sleep for cell. Konvicts music on mind... My brother Na joke ooh, sorry. Next year you will celebrate In Bahamas [img] https://media1./images/4ff1707fe64be930f777e68cfca667ab/tenor.gif?itemid=16142393[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:09pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Johnnybegood12: Lol. I no cast Baz001 ooo Na legit Intel's I drop. If baz001 wan prove me wrong make him post him last week activity and last month earnings.
 You and pearl1910 should leave me oooh. Since I learnt or discovered how easy it is to net 100k weekly, I set a target of 30k daily cos we must make 1M this month. With all the motivation here and there. Gbam Monday very easy 5am to 10:45pm Tuesday 5am - 11pm. Yesterday, hmmmm 6:45am - 6:15/11:20pm The journey was smooth from morning surge request coming like flood waters, got a surge trip to iju and I don’t do iju at all. But was tempted cos of surge and target. Immediately I dropped rider trying to position request to lekki phase 2 (waooh so easy to net 100k) will do this last trip and set destination to my house... target met. Got to lekki phase 2 dropped off riders and started feeling sick. my brain and body started communicating. My Body: abort mission and target, go home. My brain: for where can’t you see how easy it is Body:Na whala you dey find Brain: no be your mate be CheerfulGiver Body: That Na robot not human being , ants are not human. Brain: okay, can’t you see Felicity001 doing over 300 trips a month. Body: Tahh feli Na chief Hoodlum driver Brain : see IFEBARBIE moving up to top of league. so you want to remain in the bottom of the league with Gentlelife50 and donfortune48 Body: tufiaka, mbanu, I refuse to remain with Gentlelife50 & other lazyD Set destination to my house, went to position in ebano admiralty. Time was 7:15pm Dozed off for few seconds, by myself I switched off my phone and slept off. Next thing I heard was bang bang on my door Security: Oga we don close ooh. I looked at time 10:44pm (wetin happen? Thought I slept for just 30mins) I started car and drove home, on my way Body: very easy to net 100k? Brain: (oya look away) Been sleeping, eating and sleeping since yesterday. No be me and you dey pursue 1million again |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:17pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
davidwemby: Mileage, bro.. it could be that it hasn’t been used for long.. My brother I tire it’s so hard for Nigerians home and abroad to believe a fellow Nigerian can buy low mileage car that hasn’t been touched. But pls no start talking. I want to follow up on that driver in cell. Let me know if I will get a metal detector in my car or just avoid igando road
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:00pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
Felicity001: I card bolt gave me for completing more than 300 trips in a month.
My first total card was hmmm... I think 4months ago... Completed 338trips.
2nd was last 2 months... Completed 362 trips... These two months was crazy... Something dey pursue me that time shall so I needed to double up... And thank God the result came out positive
About 4 days stress I did about 20trips each days... My target was not the total card but something else... But my wife being an accountant, told me... "Never joke with bonus" ... So I became motivated and as God may have it I got double of what I never even planned for.
I used the card to fuel my car for about 3weeks the following months and boom! My earning trippled... But las las... I became lazyDriver geng . But I needed rest shall because my body tell me oh.
I dash my partner 50% in cash shall in each of those months. You dash which of your partners 50% cash ? Your wife or car partner? Why on earth would you the felicity chief of Hoodlum driver dash your car partner 50% cash... beats my imagination But thinking about it You like dashing your partners money you also dashed that your old debtor partner the money for a full day. You are a CheerfulGiver in disguise [img] https://media1./images/f5bf2b3ef6a505dc3142080b1f32f560/tenor.gif?itemid=15768895[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:09am On Sep 07, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:53am On Sep 07, 2021 |
IFSHR: Shrine to abule-egba is not a bad trip at all...
Na make God dey deliver man pikin from dark souls like the killer. Not all request from shrine is from evil people such as the above. The last time I went to shrine 4 guys stormed out of the car like hit men to fight a guy and they asked me to wait that I will take them back. But when I saw the fight and people running. I just jejely end trip rider didn’t pay and zoom off. Since then I no dey near shrine |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:38am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Noone7: Barz abeg tell am oooooo
Him just dey run mouth anyhow  You mean gentlelife50 dey open mouth waa? And you never join the hustle but you have started throwing shades. Continue Just stay in ants league feeder team cos lazyD won’t take you. Vaselinecrew how your side ? Hope d hustle dey pay?
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:28pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Pearl1910: I don't quite agree with this... Even with no wiring and leakage issues, continuous driving in flood will damage or at best reduce the lives span of car components such as hub bearing, shaft, steering rack/column, suspension parts (about 6 of them), ac compressor, bushings/engine mounts, drum breaks etc and cause radiator, condenser, and undercarriage rust. Anything more than d height of ur chassis is a no no...therefore water completely covering your tyres is well over d allowed levels, talkless of the bonnet. The "noise" about continuous driving in flood as obtained in ehailing is not over rated. Naive/novice drivers should not be encouraged to drive in flood. Ones in a while when u don't have a choice is okay but not every time like it's nothing. I understand these are your own thoughts but I get cars wey people dey drive make Dem no come see this ur post start to dey enter water wey go reach bonnet abeg  Holl up hol up I don’t quite agree  Pearl again ? Wonderful.... let me go and sleep SMH [img] https://media1./images/f5bf2b3ef6a505dc3142080b1f32f560/tenor.gif?itemid=15768895[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:19pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:32pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
IFEBARBIE: you don't want to know how much I made? What if I started earlier? Well, the ember months are here. I'm thinking of when to take my annual leave? I wish the ant King or Felicity001 or Baz001 can advise me On my last trip for today, destination trip to my hood, if rider like stay with the man till 11pm so far paid waiting is on and she doesn’t cancel. I’m here relaxing too.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:17pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
IFEBARBIE: Baz001, I'm quitting your LD group. Yesterday, I started work by 4pm and ended 11pm. Omo! Aje, you dey motivate me. Been awake since 5am, I’m stuck in traffic on my way home but with this your motivation, I will put on the app later in the day. If you can do 4 -11pm then I should be doing 5am to 10pm. ( I be robot?) Let’s leave gentlelife50 and others in that group.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: Na by mouth? Oh nooooo This man ?  Chaiii this your mouth, lord have mercy, He is trying to motivate himself by speaking it
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:26pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Pearl1910: No, not this one. Then I must have missed it but if it’s 53k per month then he should join the ants league, he will make that in 1 week or two weeks in lazYD league. However he must have an exit plan else after few years his colleagues would have moved up the ladder and probably request him. The traffic around ikeja and ikorodu road Na die. From ojota Na hell fire
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:23pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Pearl1910: Lolz...The Private school teacher that said his salary is 53k and every month he collects overdraft to stay afloat. Lol, I couldn’t advise again when I saw your post Pearl1910: Congrats on your new job...
The only reason u would have retained that car is if it was HP... Remitting 30k working weekend only isn't worth the stress as there is no benefit to u except u need it for other runs that fetches good money enough to pay the rentals conveniently.
Jejely drop d car. Jejely drop a car dt can net you 100k easily, every week and pick a job of 170k per month. Is dis pearl1910 or hacker ? [img] https://media1./images/46c075c9408d33d1e7e6387cfc51ff1d/tenor.gif?itemid=14666818[/img] |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:37am On Sep 06, 2021 |
Pearl1910: I didn't see ur advise to the Private school teacher. Did u miss his post or u avoided it or u ignored it. I typed long epistle but before I posted it, network zapped it. As a lazyD to type long epistle dey hard me, but my advise would have been to abort mission as usual, Or he should test waters for 2weeks. Are you talking about the ogijo guy ? So many post here and there. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:18am On Sep 06, 2021 |
Dailyparrot: Bolt said my rating is getting too low. I don't know why Nigerians lack empathy and understanding.
Yesterday, I got a request only to get there and meet 5 girls. 5 grown up adults to enter into my small car for a 45 minutes trip with bad roads?
Of course I declined and 3 followed me while the other two had to request for another ride.
Another was an olosho going to meet a client. The map was trying to take us to either blocked road or non-motorable ones. Even when the girl put on her map, she saw it was exactly the same direction I was driving that the map was taking us yet she was complaining, hissing and all. After much back and forth, guyman told us a landmark that we should stop so he comes with his car to pick his fish.
I can't think of any other riders that could be responsible for the low rating.
It seems I will start collecting the phone from riders to rate myself 5 stars going forward. Hmmm Just buy gun or how will you do it ? Do whatever you need to do so that bolt won’t block you. The lady here has been complaining since, traffic bla bla, Uber estimates doesn’t change in traffic only bolt. Me: why didn’t you use Uber today cos bolt surge is crazy Rider: Uber says no car available, the lady one was 15minutes away. Me: (started laughing like fool) We still dey traffic like dis
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:00am On Sep 06, 2021 |
mejai: Mayday mayday!!! Make una abort ajah lekki o. Noah's day loading. Man is trapped already. Baz001 Low mileage Camry no try am o Bolt's red surge go turn to red Sea [img] https://media1./images/2dbd3b248c1a98150f5d8b9e60b1ca45/tenor.gif?itemid=13314060[/img] En route ajah reading your comment inside traffic but on 1.7 x This CheerfulGiver motivation this morning is pushing me to drive inside rain, though the lazyD in me is saying “no go dey do pass yourself “. But to come go enter Noah’s flood is a big demotivation. I’m still in traffic no flood yet, will run before it turn to Red Sea. Thanks for the heads up. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:20am On Sep 06, 2021*. Modified: 8:25am On Sep 06, 2021 |
davit leave me oooh. When I first read d guy post I come dey wonder if Na CheerfulGiver brother or partner? How will 1 million on someone’s dashboard translate to you resigning ? Mr Conner, I hope you have tried to drive for 12hrs daily, from Monday to sunday, before you Pee on your boss bow head ? Una just dey crack person up for this thread... See long epistle for someone’s dashboard [img] https://media1./images/7d5b9d7341d10667f2867a892370eb28/tenor.gif?itemid=13738821[/img] Conner44: Feli oya take your two hands hold your two ears, now drag those ears out very very well until e almost tear and read my typing as e Dey turn to words for inside ya head
“LEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEERFUL, LEEEAVE CHEEEERFUUUL OOHH”
That nigga is gunning for N1m this month of September meaning this might be the month I get to piss on my boss big head.
I don dey kpaff the beer already, bladder don dey full, boss don barb fresh ‘kodo’ yesterday for aboki razor blade hand, Abeg make una two face una front so everything go fall into place for my side gidigba this September ending ohhhh
Thank Goodness say I tall and my office table high well well. I can’t see myself missing my aim on that fresh bald big head at all lie lie  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:35am On Sep 06, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: Apart from closing late they also work almost everyday of the month, Sundays too.
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Politics › Re: Buhari To Visit Imo Thursday! by BAZ001: 10:19pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
Which Buhari biko?
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
spartacus11: you should have rated him one star for a start before reporting him to bolt
Never you do card trips on bolt, delete your card from your account Why pls? Cos I ve been using card all my life on bolt and Uber, I can’t stand the cash & change thingy. And I’ve never had a problem with it. The only time I changed to cash payments was during the strike, when we were sending people’s father to 2nd rainbow... that week sweet my belle, now we are all enjoying the benefit of the strike
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Business › Re: Zenith Bank Launches Intelligent Chatbot, Ziva by BAZ001: 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2021 |
Our boys go soon learn how to toast d robot to transfer someone’s money to a POS machine. Wether by by using soap or normal voice. Ordinary Atm machine dey get network failure during transactions. Well done
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