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Barbiturate:I used to be very vigilant cos I drive mostly in the night till 23:59pm and very early in the morning. But last friday I picked four guys all high and smelling of smoke. They had already entered before I realized that I let down my guard. What do I do ? Na so I begin beg the one in front that I can’t move ooh, that my hands and legs are shaking cos they have bags and 3 men seating behind me. Dt dey just killed one Unilag MSc holder. Bla bla The leader or bros say : “ma foó, drive “ Me: bros Na night and Na hustle I dey I beg One of them from the back said: Na sleep we won go sleep no para, we go chup life. I dropped them at destination and realized how it’s only God that saves us. There are days I start doing CIA from voice and stop 5mins before pick up to watch movements. But last week I don pursue 1M sorte I no see sign. Later some people will say all jobs are risky.
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Gentlelife50:Lol, I ve not been to the island this week, got a trip to island but not on surge so I cancelled and was hanging around my house for surge to come back. Na now I just on app. So many distractions and getting carried away in lazyD league.
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davit:I dey here dey reminisce I just did James Bond move on ojota express trying to link 7up/cmd road, I really don’t know how to describe it. But I picked this G boys (1in front , 2 back) going to ogba on surge, There was traffic in maryland and Mobolaji bank Anthony, so I faced ojota. As I was about to turn right to service lane to link bridge, police stopped the car in my front, I thought there was a one way or no turning sign that is hidden somewhere, I looked at my rear mirror and saw two police men running towards us from back. I reversed a little to see if they are coming for me or the car in front, next thing they hit my car and tried forcing door open. See James Bond move people started shouting. One came to the front with gun, i was ready to clear him, he jumped away I zoomed off and stopped infront, Window down to ask what did I do, they started running towards us again. The G boys already hiding phone, removing exhibits. Then I realized they wanted the boys not me, But it was too late to stop now, they will rope me too. I zoomed off towards ikorodu ooh. The boys were thanking me say them don faint for body. E be like say na only island I go dey move now. If you no smart in this hustle and pray to God, distraction will send you to relegation zone
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Pearl1910:No be this Mobil VI people talk say them no hood again? That it’s past glory and worse now.
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SHOOPSYN:
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Crvrider:Other inDriver drivers won’t like you for being patient on many stops, cos their body dey always pepper dem on chicken change trips with one stop not stops. ![]() You say wetin , OJO barracks? Red spot activated, I will never near any barracks again for that matter. Thank you for the info ![]()
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spartacus11:You mean am? it’s Felicity001 that is getting you worked up like dis ? For your sanity sake on this thread there are two people and now three that you shouldnt confront, if you don’t like their post (directly or indirectly to you ) just pretend you didn’t see it. 1. dru23 (mama’s cooking) 2. Felicity001 (Hoodlum driver) Now 3. CheerfulGiver (revolution) They have consistent wahala energy, like its inbuilt. There are some others too but there elastic limit short. Work on your temper as you learning to drive cos some riders worse pass
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Passionate888:Hehehe only sanwo can answer that question, Na toll gate curfew dey Lagos, once lagosians allow govt to return to toll gate they will remove curfew. It’s a punishment for Lagos ![]() Unless Lagos covid is a night crawler and sleeping during the day [img]https://media./images/895bd7676365ad3c967ba28d3946f2f8/tenor.gif[/img] |
Crvrider:“Quite a no are sweetheart “ = Oven lighters driver spotted “Phone 2hrs” = while I was in ants league, dis is distraction from your target. Jazebel daughters taking 2hrs of your time. “ A lot out there” = you mean am ? Cos Na so so runs girl full my trips, how come yours is diff? “ Good conversation “ easiest way to light oven without paying money. Just continue i understand you.
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Gentlelife50:Nooooooo That driver needs to go back to academy, he is an hazard on the road mbok. Wonders shall never end, dashboards figure causing problems since 1960s. He will hand me over my jersey number. Ants league can end your career untimely ![]()
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tojahh:King of oven lighters, all hail king Tojahh You should have told her guys like you don’t need seat belts to know the actual size, from experience you know actual size. [img]https://i./Vtpf.gif[/img] |
pleasureosondu:Abeg ooh allow me come back home, I feel at home in lazyD. Ronaldo came back home cause other leagues were about treating him any how, ants league didn’t favor me at all. They drive everyday of drivers week, inside flood, inside sun, they don’t have a life just driving upandan. I don’t mind seating on bench, Sunday was my off day ![]() Today that I wanted to resume, rain started to fall, for where on 1.9 surge and it’s Monday, hmm I just remembered I’m back in lazyD, I went back home to sleep, I can’t drive inside rain today and go visit kazeem next week. My guys family is very young, young wife and 3 small children. The thing weak me. I was feeling pains on my left hand and left chest on Saturday, probably because I drive more with my left hand and right is idle refreshing nairaland Uber/bolt. But resting yesterday and today the pain has disappeared. Conclusion: life Na jeje
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pocohantas:C’mon that illustration is not good for oven lighters drivers. They easily get distracted. I remembered scoping a busty girl , just to make her head swell and give me 5star . She said “ with all your sweet mouth, I won’t mind you touching my breast small and tell me to leave the fare” I shock, how will touching of breast equates 3,200 naira. Distraction everywhere. Oga Spartacus did the illustration help ?
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spartacus11:It just pilled the paint and it’s only the bumper. Three runs girls at the back and one guy in front who begged them to pls be quiet he wants to talk to his wife for 5mins. Trust me the girls forget and giggled while the guy was talking to his wife. He had to mute and begged them again “ pls now” I was busy laughing until dey hit my car, smile disappear sharp sharp. I will rather go home or go see a movie than transfer aggression on rider. I’ve told a rider before that I just had issue with the last rider and she should pardon me incase I’m not coordinated. She made sure she left me better Thanks |
pocohantas:Ahn Ahn , free knacks ? Am I in the right thread ? Poco pls it’s late in the night here, stop talking about things like this. It’s distracting drivers from pursuing their daily targets. Free things always come with a price or hidden agenda [img]https://media1./images/46c075c9408d33d1e7e6387cfc51ff1d/tenor.gif?itemid=14666818[/img] |
SHOOPSYN:Baba no need to scratch my car again , your agents don help you. 2 people hit my car one -once and second guy hit it twice. I didn’t bother to go out cos it was late in the night. Rider was asking me why I didn’t go down to check , I told him it’s too late and what will happen if I go seeing we ve been in traffic for more than 20mins. I just pity my low mileage Camry but void never to go to abule egba again in the night. I officially stopped pursuing 1M target and ants league last might when I heard the news of my colleague in same office that died. Very young cool guy. Since then I dey gentle. I’m fully back in LazyD
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FuckEveryday:E be like say I go activate my inDriver again. InDriver guys were chupping money last night after curfew for my hood. E pain me say ororo no do hatrick but we back. Make I on app do small movements, I’m motivated
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peeps4u:Is arsenal a club Abeg getat We talking about club you ehen
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XGhost:We are plenty on this table fuckeveryday started it in the morning but I no wan talk. Hmmm I’m to choose between 1M target or get distracted by Ororo in theater of dreams by 3pm.
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XGhost:Hope no be fake transfer rider or he uses his app to request olosho up and Dan ? Might not be him but olosho or very bad road |
FuckEveryday:Oven lighter in ant league ? How you managed to get into that league is a mystery
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Guys I thought bolt said they would do 100% refunds ? Two guys are trying to scam me, let me sound like that Drivers license guy that was scammed and still saying the scammer is genuine. Took a package from a guy to his friend. I have both numbers, one claims he will pay if the other doesn’t pay. Both not picking again So I reported to bolt? But see bolts reply, I don’t understand. 1. We would request you to always ensure that you collected the fare after the trip. ? How? ..... i should fight rider, cause a scene or bring out my phone and record it 2. We would request you to wait for 7 days for the rider to make the payment and kindly let us know if the rider has not paid yet the outstanding fare in 7 days. ..... 7days ? I always forget to remind you in 7 days. What happened to the 100% refund? Na to dey fight dey go
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pocohantas:Oven lighters and Lazy Drivers spotted, They will leave their business and get distracted with fine girl. I’ve seen a driver allowing a female rider to drive his car, for what reason ? The one that burst my bubbles Fresh Yellow legs, mini skirt and cleavage bearing tops...and sitting in front. I will just start praying in the spirit and be using only my rear mirror. God punish devil. Jazebel daughters can come in many forms [img]https://media1./images/0584c8da7137a54e5d05c3d832bd4d2e/tenor.gif?itemid=14541545[/img] |
IFEBARBIE:No dey cast me naah, na chucsmoore not me. Last week one girl shoot are shot for the first time. I was shy cos they were two and her friend was telling her to leave me alone. See he’s just smiling and not talking to you. For my mind Na so girl dey toast boy ? To cut long story short we’ve been chatting everyday since then. Unilag graduate, masters Babcock and lives in lekki. But CheerfulGiver says no distractions in this 1 million target. It won’t go beyond chat by gods grace [img]https://media1./images/32bc550ae54c416d6e92a97dffcc4cc1/tenor.gif?itemid=19569050[/img] |
pocohantas:1. When your street is bad (pot holes or water logs) 2. When you are rude and bossy. 3. When you eat in the car and mess up the floor 4. When u bang my door or booth 5. If you stop to buy pepper and next shop water and then pharmacy. 5. When you seat at the back and ask stupid questions like “ is your AC working “ ( increase AC which one is your AC working ) “Is there a problem with your car? You too slow” “ don’t use google map” etc I won’t complain cos of my 4.95 star but will nEver pray to meet you again 1star sure
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pocohantas:Anything below 4. Is a red flag, I will adjust a little but from 3.0 - 2.0 I will start making declarations before the rider comes out. “You are about to ride with a jazebel daughter” She will give you attitude Just “focus on her money only” If she abuses you “ignore” only money. It’s been working for me, before one jazebel rider will ruin my day and demoralize me. Don’t cast me biko, I didn’t mean to call that person jazebel rider. |
spartacus11: truthsayer009:Elders come ooh. How do we check riders ratings ? I tried checking mine but didn’t see it too. But I know we can see it when u request for example. This babe on 3.6 still better. I ve gone on a trip with 2.0 ratings before, but all the 1* Request mshewww. I don’t bother to move an inch.
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truthsayer009: truthsayer009:You sound like dem jazebel riders from 1 reporting drivers 2. No bad records with bolt but probably bad records with drivers. The day I told a lady dt I was almost not going on the trip cos of bad ratings she was shocked that drivers do rate too. I’m interested in your ratings ? Can you please tell us your ratings to support your bragging? In our quest to hit 1M we avoid bad riders from their ratings |
truthsayer009:Sorry about that. 90% of the time I will call rider and start telling stories most of them will cut you and cancel. But other 10% will tell you Okay , cancel from your end, most drivers don’t like canceling (codes) in other to avoid stories of who to cancel, we just lay low and trick you to cancel. Your best bet is to chat the driver and ask Are you going ? If driver doesn’t respond or call you, just jejely cancel and request a JJC driver. Cos if your location and ratings is juicy driver will call you first
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Gudvibes06:1 week on the job ? You doing well ooing. Hope you no resign job to come dis hustle. Because of 1M ( I wake up 5am - 11am serious work, 12pm - 4pm light work , 4pm - 11pm die hard work) But without 1million target. Start work 8am play play and close after 10 trips or 20k no more driving till next day. I wake up inside surge on the mainland and try to get trips to surge areas lekki phase 2 and from island surge I try to get a long trip to airport or anywhere on mainland, so I’m driving against traffic and on surge. Then I begin to do anywhere belle face, up and Dan like headless chicken. 1. Make sure you pray for favor and protection ( prayer is key ) sweet rides/ riders on surge with tips and good ratings and no Lastma/evil men 2. If you don’t live in surge areas, wake up early and set destination to Surulere/yaba or Ojodu Berger or lekki phase 2. ( I can’t drive without surge, too lazy to injure myself and low mileage Camry ) 3. When in surge areas begin to look out for trips on opposite direction. 4. Avoid Lastma and task force they can demoralize you and collect your hard earn money in few seconds. 4. Don’t follow every motivation and dashboards here some of them have been driving for more than 3years. ( even me still dey learn, 1yr plus) Better to join ants league feeder team if you have the credentials, you will learn fast. But to join them Na like secret cult Good luck
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dru23:Me self shock at the bolded what was that conner44 trying to say ? Semi educated, black African migrant ? Educated = literate ( I know ) Uneducated = illiterate ( I know ) But semi educated ( beats my imagination) Worst is black African migrants, do we have white African migrant. With due respect and I’m going in peace jejely [img]https://media./images/e36c4df969b9b3bd7c099fcd9572f522/tenor.gif[/img] |
Crvrider:See the status of the plane captured on our radar below ... My consignment is there make una stop this joke ooh. [img]https://media./images/0a714b7628d39672ea63e27bb9a84fe5/tenor.gif[/img] |
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