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I will leave with the words of a Russian General who fought and lost in Afghanistan after invading the country in 1979

When we came in many wellciomed us and those who did not were scattered in a few villages  10 years later there were 100000 armed rebels in the hills around Kabul

Is it the good folk that are already in paralysis over offshore oil that will do this?
Think again, sir.

The members of the NASS add zero value to Nigeria.
Its all about awarding themselves billions for doing phuckall. The whole country is a scam where everyone looks only at the FG, while all other arms operate in the equivalent to armed robbery or 419. 90% of Senators, Reps, Govs, LG chairmen all do phuckall, their posts might as well not exist and nobody will notice.

#Occupy should have been about things like this, instead of wasting emotions on the subsidy.

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Lol! We have Ilaje's in delta state (and we want the ones in Ondo and Lagos too), but that pic is from a creek in Lagos.

HNosegbe:
We have what late Chief Awolowo called a "geographical expression", a group of disparate nations lumped together. Building a true nation called Nigeria will take several more decades.

It does not have to take decades.What is required is the provision of a shared direction and all other things will follow.
Unfortunately, boko haram precludes this at the mo, but as Nigerians, we can find something that would truly bind us as one in thought and aspiration.

bittyend:
This is the lowest this beaf guy can get to - why post of these bs to make a point?

The point is made, right? And resoundingly too.

It is wrong to be derogatory, and it is a twisted irony when the person being derogatory is so blinded by their bigotry that they cannot see that they are also describing themselves. We are all creek creatures - ND and Lagos.

Before this thread, many would not have known that what they were seeing all around them were creeks.

In the minds of the wise, the kernel of this thread will be broadened even further than the creek issue to include all tools of ethnic bigotry.

Aigbofa:
Emotional? You make me laugh. If this is just about you, I will gleefully bring you to tears. Am sure there will be more opportunities for that, but on this one, I will let it slide.
You are probably going through a relapse right now. When you are sane again, we will continue.

You can up your glee, I'm already weeping buckets, bruv.

. . .Another creek:

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3612/3429038445_fe12ba8426_b.jpg

Did you read this part of the BBC story you quoted (it is at the very top)? Abi you just wan lie?

Chris McManus, 28, from Oldham, Greater Manchester, and Franco Lamolinara died in the bid by UK Special Forces and Nigerian military on Thursday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17308416

Maybe it will help your rumours better if you can also claim that David Cameron gave orders to the Nigerian army to join the fight!

Aigbofa:
Seriously beaf, I expect this type of threads from the likes of WilyWily, not you. I am so dissapointed in you. We do not always agree on this site, but I value you opinions when you are sane.
This new you is disgusting to say the least. I never shy away from these type of fights, and I can drag this with you forever, but out of respect for the people who have not offended me in any way, I will sign off here.

Lol! I cannot understand why the truth is painful to you? I can only assume that you are upset because the truth of your facade has been laid bare. We are both swamp dwellers and creek beings. Why dat one de fex you na? Why live a counterfeit life just so you can point a derogatory finger at others?

Just agree that it is foolish for a Lagosian to describe anybody else as belonging in the creeks or swamps in a derogatory way. This thread helps people with graphic definitions of creeks and swamps as they occur in Lagos in order to blow away lies that cause pain. It serves as a mirror for you to look in and see the true you.

Ok, you tried the ethnic route: Result = FAIL
Then the falsehood route: Result = FAIL
Now, the emotional route: Result = FAIL

Certain things need to be addressed, I do not insult ethnic groups and never will, but the ironies, idiocies and pain that you and others inflict on fellow NLers needs to be exposed without blinking.

Creek:

Aigbofa:
Despite the fact that your brain being already fried up by gas flares, I thought there should be a litttle left for you to tell the difference between the picture of a creek and a slum. Or maybe am being a little too optimistic here.
You don't need to explain to me why you think this last picture you posted and several others have anything to do with creeks, but if you think they are, then good luck to you.
I have done exactly what you set out to do in this thread. The table is turned on your little, vindictive mind and am having all the fun, as usual.

Your denial of the obvious is making you so damn daft. The post you quated very clearly says "swamp." Abi lie no de let you see well again?
You tried dragging this thread down your usual gutter ethnic routes. . . But man was too sharp for you!
Now you think you can drag it down the lying route. . . Again, man is too smart for you.

Take this thread as a cure for id!ocy, then look in the mirror and swallow two tablets (with food). Lolzzzzz!!!

By the way, ridding you of any id!ocy will make you explain why you posted the picture of a Lagos creek as one in the Niger Delta. You no get shame?

Anyways. . .
Creek!!

faithin9ja:
How shallow are you? Maps are not drawn to scale, use a real scale maps to compare sizes of territories, not pictorial representations.

I must be one of the shallow dunces that exasperate you too; but I have a few questions:

[list]
[li]The topic is about maps lying. No?[/li]
[li]Where can I find corroboration of your claim that maps are not drawn to scale?[/li]
[li]I have never come across a "real scale map", could you suggest where one can read about the term?[/li]
[/list]

Thank you.

One last thing; please read about 'cartographic propaganda' here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartographic_propaganda (or you can just google the term to see what pops up).

Shade Tinubu of the Lagos State Market Development Board had chosen this day to make a show of power. She'd hoped to put up a charade and 'do shakara', showing off her white gold jewellery, her French lace, and Louboutin high heel shoes at the market, alas, there was no welcoming committee in whose noses to douse her L'Air Du Temps. There were not even market women from whom to draw fake smiles and waves.

Folashade Tinubu-Ojo, the politically installed daughter of the ex-governor of Lagos state, Bola Tinubu, visibly upset, ordered the officials of the Kick Against Indiscipline (KAI) force to shut down Alade Market, ensuring that no one earned their daily bread for the whole day.

Damn!

Is there any corroboration for this story though? Rumours have become easy in today's Nigeria, OP the ball is in your court to prove your story.

Did the Sun really shine this morning? It must be a lie.
How can the Moon come out at night? It must be a lie.
Must a woman have s[i]e[/i]x to get pregnant? It must be a lie.
How come what came out of my arse in the toilet was poo? It must be a lie.
. . .And . . .
How could boko haram killers have been arrested? It must be a lie.

All hail boko haram luv'n id!ots!

oiseworld:
too many senseless people on nairaland. Must you comment if you don't have anything to say?@kolababa
why did you have to say this? I think ur parents have always used such words on you, thats why u think you could come and show urself on nairaland.

Ignore the clown jare! Like I said, they are only showing their upbringing.

oiseworld:
Let opositiin parties be opposition. Why is jealousy and envy circulating around ACN that they no longer know how to talk to our president. Is it because they are the minority. Attitudes like this won't get them any vote in future. Can any opposition party else where tell the serving president to take a looong,gooood and haaarrd look at him self in the mirror.

GEJ, if you had never been right all your life, you were right to have called them RASCALS.

There is little to expect from a party led by a drug baron, fraudster and forger. Like leader like follower.
People think that being in opposition means they can disrespect their own country and its symbols of sovereignty, including the President.
I expect that these people would also haul insults at their own parents and claim it is freedom of speech. Anything from the gutter will behave like the gutter.

prodam:
Hi guys, everyday we talk about problems peculiar to the field of computer science in Nigeria. most people who never attended a university or any higher institution tend to be more exposed and refuse to bow for the graduates. this is not because of pride but a pest that seems to be decaying the field of computers science. this pest is nothing but the syllabus of computer science in most of higher institutions.

guys, what could be the solution that in a period of 5 years to this time, there would be a significant and evident change. A vision of a time when a computer science would not be a poo!!!

In any subject or area of life, education is merely a structured way to help the less talented.
Anybody who has been able to pick up the practical aspects of computer science and run with it IS a naturally talented person who does not need education in that field. It is also the reason they tend to be better than those who need to study computer science.

Take note also, that all fields of computing tend to be practical and results tend to be quite easy to measure.

Bill Gates did not study computer science, but not many in this World can rival his code. For a long period at Microsoft, all critical code had to pass through Bill Gates eyes. As I said earlier, its a practical field and Bill Gates results can be easily measured; what does your PC run? Windows?

Until one of these people is locked up, they wouldn't understand the difference between opposition and subvertion.

The President has taken time to gather full power and now has it, so it is no longer business as usual where any fool in the opposition could rise from his toilet and emit the leftover poo from his lips.

I don't see why ACN leaders constantly act like they lack decent upbringing.

Aigbofa:
Have you seen the size of those flares! They can be seen from space! Beaf must have dried his school uniform using those huge flames

Sir, does the presence of flares in the ND mean there are no swamps and creeks in Lagos? Bewidering Shiit.

Dude, you just sound so silly. Yes there are flares and creeks and swamps in the ND. But as I proven over several pages, Lagos has just as many creeks and just as many swamps as the ND.

This thread was designed specifically to cure id!ocy, so it is no surprise to find NL's biggest id!ots marking their presence with ridiculous retorts that make the sane wonder in amazement if it is possible for humans to really be so daft.
I de hail ooooooooooooo

Anyways. . .
Dried swamp:

https://jideodukoya.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kids-clean-club-visit-to-makoko-12.jpg

Aigbofa:
What if [size=33pt]there are creeks in Lagos[/size], and what if some people refer to you as a creek dweller? How does it justify your frenzied uploading of fake slum pictures to prove there are creeks in Lagos?

Really?

It has taken you how many pages of lying [/b]and [b]denial [/b]to finally admit the [b]obvious?
Do you know why?

It is because id!ots like you choose to label others in derogatory ways, without even thinking that you might either be worse of or in exactly the same boat. Indeed you have taken that behaviour to such levels that it gives graphical proof to the fact that education does not stop a fool exhibiting the foolishness that naturally comes them. Does posting pictures of creeks in the ND disprove the obvious fact that Lagos is just as riddled with creeks and swamps? Lol!

Rather than admit the obvious, your instincts of speaking in derogatory ways about others has led you into a deepening spiral of of lies and denial of the fact that just like me, you too are a swamp dweller from the creeks.

What a pity.

Abeg enjjjoy dis piksho of the much more responsible Kids Clean Club cleaning up creeks at Makoko. "Creek pass creek."
Easy kids while cleaning, make sure you do not touch that water, becos na immediate die be dat:

https://jideodukoya.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kids-clean-club-visit-to-makoko-5.jpg

Aigbofa:
When it is quite obvious many of the pictures you posted are not even Nigeria. Cry baby from Niger Dhellta
The idea is to poke you in the eye pal, not that I really need to do that, you are probably half blind from gas flares.

I challenge you to point out a single pic on this thread I posted that is not in Nigeria.
It would make you a liar when you fail.

The long and short is, there are creeks and swamps in enough states outside the Niger Delta, therefore it is id!otic for anyone to try to use creeks and swamps as a derogatory description, especially when they themselves are from creeks and swamps.

By the way, I simply love them creeks and swamps and anyone should be proud of them; except the clowns whose crudity and ignorance have been blown up - they will go to absurd lengths to prove that black is white.

Mr Aigbofa and fellow freaks, there are a thousand creeks and swamps in Lagos.

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Why are you not eating grass?

A thread for liars, vultures, winshes and harams to fly!

LEXYLOV:
You that you are a professor of English why have you not received medals or ministerial appointment from your clueless retardeen uncle I perceived you might even be jobless because you always sound like a frustrating lousy idi.ot . A mentally challenged buffoon like you are just here to gain cheap recognition. I don't have your time now because your brain is like of Sheep, Goat, Ram, Turkey, phomo , fish, etc as your name

Lolzzzzz!

Mr Rita Kokolette. The US bera field your Ennnnnngggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriisssssssss as a weapon of mass destruction against the Taliban in Afghanistan.
With you on their side, they will win the war, cos all Taliban will immediately surrender rather than be cruelly, mercilessly, phucked up and killed with Ennnnnngggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriisssssssss!!

I de hail oooooooooo! You can use your ibon to fry eggs!

odiaero:
@Beaf, seriouly is that their president?

Its him o! Or maybe we just say its his arse on show.

Scary stuff.

[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=888948.msg10356700#msg10356700 date=1331210547]^^
You are a BIG fool.

How can you ask him to google something he already knows? Mr google searcher.

Is Fresh Air what you are getting from GEJ's butt?[/quote]You are the biggest fool here. You have seen the ill educated clown too embarrassed to return here (he has most likely found out what a decentralised grid is), only for you to pop out of your own pimpled arse and start chatting shiit.

Anyway, you are a counterfeit that worships my presence (reason you copied my user name). Dude, your d.i.c.k is small, weak and shrivelled; no red-blooded mail lives as a counterfeit.

In 2008, this is how South Africans paid back their fellow Africans who had fought so had to free them. The only people they couldn't kill were Nigerians, cos boyz brought out phucking AK's.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00672/sa-riots-burning-40_672027c.jpg

aasog1:
I am so disappointed in South Africa. Nigeria was probably their No1 Ally during apartheid and supported them all the way until they got their country back.
Weve given so much to Africa, especially the OBJ administration, and now we are been treated like its biggest enemy.
I hope GEJ doesnt make the same mistake like Baba. To hell with the AU, ECOWAS, and please stop funding all this hypocrites and enemy neighbors.
And I hope they extend this to the UK, Chad, Cameron, Ghana, and any country found wanting. Its time we either get the respect we deserve or to hell the with the rest of Africa

Word!

You see this guy? He was one of many that Nigeria gave free scholarships and adopeted fully; paid for housing, feeding, upkeep etc. This pic was taken at the Soweto uprising, the guys name is/was Hector Peterson. He went to Federal Government College Warri (as it was then known) for FREE, all his holidays, flights etc FREE.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Hector_pieterson.jpg

Aside from so many like the guy above, a lot of money and effort went into the SA liberation struggle and the freeing of Mandela, it was as if we were fighting for the life of a family member.
Now that they are free, they've turned insolent and corky; always rioting and killing their fellow blacks because they feel superior.

Let us see.

nku5:
At times I wonder if democracy is for us. ACN needs these thugs for election matters so in between they get hard-up for dough and voila! The ppl that give them guns should think about tomorrow o! The day I saw an nurtw guy harrassing a cop I knew that a beast had been created.what type of society breeds touts that can tell a cop, with weed dangling from his mouth that he can't be arrested

What?
--Beaf is speechless--

[size=14pt]Anybody claiming fueless engine (or perpertual motion engine), is a fraud and a thief.[/size] It is a law of nature that energy cannot be created.
The FG should find the means to arrest the fool.

I am sure we have dealt with this issue in the past.

[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=889259.msg10356429#msg10356429 date=1331208306]'The government promised to do something'
Promise promise promise

Our government prefers these to be done and imported from overseas.

Do we always need 'government' to support us in these things?

Get a proposal i know an individual that can invest in it[/quote]You are a fool.

LEXYLOV:
You are the most unfortunate e-goat that ever surface on this forum. I wonder which baboon give birth to you, because you are nothing than Animal. [size=14pt]Tribalism cretin like you are miserable trouble maker.[/size]

Kpuho! Kpuho!! Kpuho!!!

Damn it!

Guy, if you attempt English in England you will be summarily arrested and the key thrown away!
You really have a talent at sppppprrrrrrreaking Enggggggggrrrrrrrrrissss!

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No need asking you if there are creeks or swamps in the Sahara.

Lol! Shebi dem been tink say dia head na iron? Dunces.

They have been getting increasingly upset with Nigeria, because we have consistently outmanuevered them in the diplomatic feild and siezed back the mantle of African leadership from them. All na bad bele!

What diplomatic decorum can be expected from a President that exposes his arse in this way?

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/216295_Jacob-Zuma-performs-a-hig-001_jpg2d22a36bbadaefdd1f5077bb1fd313b5[/img]

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Are you minding tht yeye waistpipe? Just check out one of the pictures he actually searched for, selected and uploaded as an ND creek. . . It is called "NNPCSpill_[b]AtlasCove[/b]." Can you beat that? posting a Lagos creek as an ND creek? Gaddemit!

This is the pic by the way (right click it to checks its properties or view the name where he posted it here; https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-888836.96.html#msg10354606 ):

www.nairaland.com/attachments/657180_NNPCSpill_AtlasCove_jpg1c5e6ffbd38c12d5c5c1bf5b894dd901