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Next thing is to sentence him to death and hang the fool.

I am dissapointed that govt is exploring for oil in places where there is none. They've been on this Lake Chad thing now since prehistotic times; the money should be diverted to the SE and the Benue trough.

As for the OP's claim that NNPC should not be involved, thats a sad joke. It was only during Yar Aduas time state governors and the Northern Nigeria Development Company were able to sign contracts with Russia that went against the law of the land. All oil wells in the ND belong to the FG, but the ones in the North were going to belong to Northerners.
Who be fool?

GEJ should search out those contracts and tear the damn things.

logica:
In any case ignoring pointless banter from this creature, once again as I pointed out most of the biggest instances of corruption in this country (and else where for that matter) are facilitated by these same oyinbos. If that's not clear to anybody it's simply because they barely leave the four corners of their council flats.

--Beaf gives logica a World changing slap that shakes his pot belly, buckles his lil thin k-legs and connects his left eye to his hairy arse--

HNosegbe:
Mr Beaf, please be objective for once. How can a President who has babbled on about his desire to "cut government waste" be talking about creating a "desk" of World Bank officials to vet domestic contracts? Does it even sound sensible to you? Are you saying that there are no credible, incorruptible Nigerians that can do this job? Who says that even these WB officials cannot collude with some unscrupulous individuals and continue with the status quo? What about the foreign exchange being lost (of course they'll be paid in dollars)?

Look, I get the fact that you are a GEJ fan and you think he is the answer to our problems, but you need to look at issues objectively. Criticize your mentor when he goes wrong instead of defending the indefensible.

For the bolded, you've got to be kidding! We are witness to a police force that is so infested with boko haram that suspects are now locked up by SSS and the army. The civil service is as bad (if not worse) than the police and you want to get incorruptible ones to vet contracts? Where will you find them? lol!
Even if we were to get people from outside the civil service, they would still be susceptible to corruption, whereas the World Bank cannot be involved in scams.
Nigeria needs such radical action.

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Did you people grow up calling your parents retardeen? Cos I see no other explanation (except you are Demdem with anothet id).

@Demdem

You have made 90% of the posts on this thread.
. . .and all are crap!

Find sontin to do jare! An accounts office in Lagos has just been burnt down to hide the trail of stealing awuf money; go expend your energy on that thread, instead of telling lies here and crying for awuf.

[size=21pt]All hail ACN![/size]

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What is wrong that most people don't even bother reading the article before replying. 90% of the replies here are OP.
Sometimes I feel ashamed.

gregg2:
@Demdem, Dayokanu

Do you have work? Or is your work to flood every
thread with hate-filled, deceptive and anti-GEJ posts?

Is GEJ the cause of your poverty? Get yourself something
reasonable to do my friend and stop jumping from one thread to another
with your meaningless posts.
Everytime retardeen retardeed retardeen retardeen retardeed retardeen . . . . .

Your posts are boring.

Lol! Each time I see the bolded, I imagine he might have grown up doing that at home. Its sad for an adult to come across that way.
As for lying, it comes with their territory.

Lol! I can see that many pipo don't like 24/7 light. Unu be winsh?

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Dude, karpentar just told you in a polite way that your approach is silly and dishonest. No need for long explanations, just stick to telling the truth; you can be critical without resorting to lies.

Also, please expend some of your energy on your useless governor and LG chairman, so people don't think you are just an awuf lover that only see's redemption in free oil money from SURE and elsewhere.

gidiMonsta:
Your words reflects exactly what was on my mind. I just wish beaf and other GEJ proponents will react to this questions without resulting to insult and childish allegations.

You think a reply to nitpicking just to find fault is worth my time? Think again.

Some people will never be satisfied even if GEJ was like an angel from God; they would still lie and twist the truth (as this thread is doing).
What is so wrong if GEJ says info is no longer factual and should be withdrawn? Would you have lied to the people if you were in his place, or what is your point?

Dude, go expend just a quarter of the energy that is thrown at GEJ on your state gov and LG boss and see how Nigeria will be transformed in just a couple of years. Ask why they have only shared money for 51 damn years and why you never see the benefits. Protest why they produce phuckall like invalids and embarrass all their citizens by going cap in hand to Abuja for money every month, rather than sending surplus to fund Abuja, as happens in normal countries. Here, everybody faces the FG, because they love awuf.

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Nah, I'm just sorta lecturing you. lolz!
If not for foreigners, you wouldn't have heard one word about the Siemens scandal. Nigerians are the country's worst enemy.

logica:
You forgot bringing in an expatriate to replace GEJ himself. How could that important one skip your mind?

If only you haters would admit that GEJ is very bad for your market of ripping the people off.
Bruv, levels don change o! Bribery is going out the door (as will petroleum marketers).

logica:
Is it not funny that the biggest bribe scandals involved foreigners? Or were the Siemens officials Nigerians?

See how you are tripping over your own tongue!
If it wasn't for the same foreigners who jailed people in the US, would you ever have known about the Siemens scandal?

[quote author=Number_One link=topic=873816.msg10248712#msg10248712 date=1329910367]OP, take another a look at your variable $end.
Hmmm, php sucks? and one of the Worlds largest social networks runs on php? Tell Mr. Mark or the over 600 million fb users that.[/quote]Facebook runs on C++.
PHP is merely used as a templating engine.

The govt officials kicking against the idea are the ones with plans to inflate contracts and swallow bribes.

Fellow Nigerians are Nigerias worst enemy, if we need to bring in accountants and valuers from abroad to stop the corruption in contract awards, then so be it. GEJ should even go farther and bring in a foreigner to head and rebuild the police force; the person can be from Ghana, SA, UK, US, Israel etc.

Arosa:
^^^ The FG told chevron to provide electricity to the local community because they know chevron has the capacity to do it. At the end of the day, it does not matter who provides the community in question electricity, what matters is that they have electricity.

Don't mind them, its always the same bunch of cretins patronising threads like this to ventilate hatred. The thing thats painful to the fools is that another part of the Niger Delta will be getting 24/7 electricity.

You will never see them open threads to condemn oil spills or the high prevalence of respiratory diseases like asthma as well as cancers that plague the ND. You will not hear their hateful voices expressing sympathy for ND land and waters that have been destroyed to feed the nation and can only regenerate in decades, but as soon as they hear about some benefit to the long suffering people, the hop out like one-legged devils to scream and shout.
You will never hear the parasites suggesting ways to make Nigeria more production by moving away from an oil based economy that see's all Nigerians as awuf lovers.

Accounts Department? Somebody don tif sontin.

[size=14pt]Lion on the rampage, kills 2 in Yobe [/size]
Wednesday, 22 February 2012

A lion has killed two herdsmen and 30 livestock in a settlement in Yobe State, the state Commissioner for Environment, Ahmed Wakil Sarki, said on Tuesday.

“We have a lion on the rampage, which has so far killed two people and around 30 livestock,” the commissioner said.

He said the lion attacked the settlement on the edge of a forest in Gujba district, 30 kilometres from Damaturu, the state capital, on Monday.

“We are trying to mobilise our rangers from the wildlife department to capture the predator alive or hunt it down, to avert further destruction,” he said.

Sarki said the lion was believed to be holed up near Damaturu, as residents in nearby villages reported seeing the devoured remains of animals suspected to have been killed by the big cat.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/36409-lion-on-the-rampage-kills-2-in-yobe

The World Champ thinks McLaren might be the fastest car, so they might not have made a mistake with their nose design afterall. However, the season start is still some way away:

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/97621

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Dude, your blog is more about gossip and bits, but most here will want to know about high tech stuff. You need to talk about octane ratings, J-mass dampers, mercury suspension systems etc. That sort of thing, gossip will not work the technology buffs.

Nice one still.

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You think people are stup!d that they cannot see what you have been posting?

By the way, stop quoting crap from the House of Rep if you don't want to be proclaimed a liar like the person you are quoting.
We all know that many of them are the most corrupt cretins who talk nonsense in order to angle for a buck. It is hard to know who is worse between the marketers, some of the Reps and NLC. All rotten eggs the country is better off without.

Have the Reps reduced their salaries?

I recall you making this quote on this page, not so? Or you think anyone is blind. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Demdem:
You obviously didnt read the article, let me help u out bro:

The Chairman of the House Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Mr. Zakari Mohammed (PDP), explained that the legislature had consistently held the view that Nigerians needed to be consulted on the programme.
He added, “We have been vindicated because we had initially opposed the hurried manner the SURE document was put together.

“We were saying that the funds for this programme needed to be properly appropriated by the National Assembly and more so that we needed to have the details of the programme.”
Mohammed, however, commended Jonathan for realising that something went wrong and retracing his steps.
The Minority Leader of the House, Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila (ACN), who shared the same view, told a reliable source in Abuja that the palliatives were a “dummy right from the start.”  

He argued that the President was merely attempting to “pull the wool” over the faces of  Nigerians by promising palliatives that were theirs by right.

Gbajabiamila stated, “Under Section 17 of the 1999 Constitution (as amended), government is mandated to provide the same services it has promised as palliatives.
“The issues of health, transport and all that; these are the fundamental duties that government owes the citizenry.

“You cannot give me what rightly belongs to me in the guise of palliatives, while taking away the subsidy that I ought to enjoy.
“So, I am not surprised that they have decided to withdraw it; it was a dummy that I never ever bought.”

Hope the controversy is clear to u now oga?

Who are the others that want sure-nonsense? u and ur fellow peeps for here? what i want is the basis of why the retardeen was elected which were his election promises being fulfilled. even if its fulfilled 50%, i am ok. not interested in any sure-nonsense abegii

Unfortunately for u beaf, i never said such. this is the thread being referenced. i challenged u LIAR beaf to kindly spot out where i made such statements
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-875714.0.html
Asaba Japan, i'v been consistent so far unlike u. Prove me wrong if u can

This is well-applicable to u. Listen and follow ur advise bro.

The part in large font is a terrible lie. And a person who knowing propagates lies is a liar.

Maxidoe:
So what is your point? Nigerians should not have demonstrated?we should accept anything that the government says even if it is anti people abi?That you did not support occupy Nigeria does not mean it did not achieve some of its objectives,we love this country and we want to move forward,if Jonathan takes an action that is inimical to that objective,we should still support him because he is a christian and Niger deltan abi?Jonathan's actions over a long period of times shows he cant be trusted and he is absolutely clueless.Where are the buses he promised?they produced the first document in less than 48 hours,but yet unable to produce the second one at 97 per litre after over 855 hours,why swear in a comitte when they have nothing to work with,you dont blame us when we question his ineptitude,he has lost his trust and goodwill amongst Nigerians.And trust me,if he does not tackle corruption with zeal and determination,nothing is ever gonna come out of that SURE

What is anti-people? Your inability to believe in yourself enough to manufacture pins?
GEJ did not manufature the low self-esteem that plagues the majority of Nigerians so much that they will pull their neighbours down and refuse to apply their hands or engage their brains.

Every year, you hear that the economy has grown, yet you feel poorer. Doesn't it occur to your kind to sit down and deeply analyse what the countries set up is? If the economy has grown, it simply means someone has gotten richer; but who? The only thing of significance we are trading is oil, so it wouldn't take even a r[i]e[/i]tard an hour to conclude that the increase in the economy is limited to the oil marketers. They take your money, phuck your woman and then you leap into the streets to fight not them, but GEJ.
Clever hunh? Anti-people indeed.

Those who demonstrated, unwittingly did so to continue feeding the oil marketers; some out of innocent ignorance, many because they were paid and the rest because they are id!ots. It is incredible for anyone to be given the keys out of jail, only for them to demonstrate to remain in jail. Bruv, thats mind boggling shiit right there.

Demdem:
oga, its not too late. am not aware that the budget has been signed to law yet. In otherwords, it can still be updated. also reasons like this are why supplementary budgets are raised. this has always been a  yearly tradition by the Federal government. Dont talk of next year, its still far off, lets maximise this year first. thanks

Lol! Is this your understanding of how govt finances work? My broda, you have to be an oracle to know how much will acrue to govt after court cases with the marketers, cos only voodoo can ensure that they have the right figures to update the budget with.

It is better for you to spend this energy on our useless and parasitic state govts and LG's. GEJ wasn't voted in to directly clean your arse, but they were. Go ask your useless governor why he cannot generate jobs, wealth and industry for your state, so that you stop looking at FG money like a parasite.
The governors do phuckall, but collect money for sharing from Abuja, if you didn't have blind hatred for GEJ, your "patriotic fire" would have been raging closer to home; on your governor and LG boss. Were they elected for decoration or to share SURE money?

What is the difference between the states and area boys/almajiri's? They are all beggars, extorters and parasites. Sir, direct your anger there if you arent as shameless as them.

Demdem:
The old sure-p document and the supposedly new one currently ben worked on is now being trailed with controversies. Ask ur master to forget all these sure nonsense *brochures* and fullfill his campaign promises. we arent interested in new ones. this was the basis why he was elected into office by Nigerians in the first place and not this sure-nonsense. Why is this difficult to do

My guy, the only "controversies" are the lies from people like you. You do not want SURE, but others do, so why act the part of a saboteur who is economical with the truth?
Yesterday, you were lying that the SURE programme had been cancelled, today you have now come out in the open to say you do not want it.

As they say, bruv; the truth has a way of popping out! Carry go! Nutin do you!

[quote author=ade_77 link=topic=876760.msg10247952#msg10247952 date=1329904078]As someone pointed out before, what about the savings from the excess 24million liters that was discovered during the subsidy panel.[/quote]Your question doesn't make sense. Government spending is within a budget and the 2012 budget has already been written and submitted to the NASS. Any monies gained from refunds by fraudulent marketers will go into next years budget, it is too late for this years.

Above all, we don't even know how long the court cases will last, what fines, levies and refunds will be levied etc. Like I said, the question is not reasonable.

Sahara Reporters is best known for lies and fake news these days.

[size=14pt]The fake pic below too is courtesy Sahara Reporters[/size]. Shame.
http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men

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holahabib:
Please take note that the price of crude oil is presently rising far beyond the benchmark: $121/barrel. More money for the government. This we will not hear.

The subsidy is fixed to the price of oil. So when the oil price rises, so does the subsidy. Oga, why do you think you keep hearing that the economy has grown by 8%, but you keep seeing poverty increasing?
When the oil price rises, it mainly benefits the marketers who go to the bank with fatter subsidies. Whether prices are high or low, the marketers win and you lose.

GEJ saw the shiit that was going on and how the system was set up to pay a few, while the rest of us go hungry; so he ordered the removal of the subsidy and those that either think through their arses or get info from the akara sellers rumour spot took to the streets to protest in favour of the marketers. Talk about being blind and shooting oneself in the foot.

Now the same GEJ is saying he doesn't want to see the old SURE document being circulated, because it would amount to deceiving people which he doesn't want to do; the vultures in the NLC and on NL have started screaming for him to tell lies as if they are going to supply the difference between N141 and N97 for the SURE programme. The new SURE programme has to be N44 per litre less than the old SURE. That is common sense.

Demdem:
The only confirmed LIAR on this forum is you sir. That is an undisputed fact. there is no way i can dethrone u. All hail Liar BEAF!!!!
its obvious u have nothing to say, kindly vamoose please and let others express their opinion. Yours is noted, thanks.

Whatever you say. Carry on, sir!
You are only making a mockery of yourself.

How can a grown man revel so much in telling lies, especially so early in the day? Na wa o!
Can you please explain how a call for an inaccurate brochure to be withdrawn has led to this mountain of lies? Maybe scientists need to research this, it could be another step in evolution or the reverse. Kai!

Amusing shiit.

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Your so-called credible report fits in with the lies you have been telling since yesterday. So, why would a grown man wake up in the morning to lie, sir?
I am deeply flummoxed. Why do you GEJ haters strongly feel the need to lie?

Its a mystery! Lol!

Is something wrong with many Nigerians that they just like telling lies? Demdem, please explain.
These are the Presidents exact words about the brochure in circulation:

GEJ: [size=14pt]“As I came in I saw this SURE book being distributed, we are withdrawing it, this is the old one. We developed this with the expectation that we are going to completely deregulate the down stream of the oil industry, the 100 per cent removal of subsidy. You know we could not achieve that though there is increase in the pump price, so this has to be adjusted. I don’t want this thing to be distributed.

“It will give a wrong impression when we say that Jonathan’s government  promised  so and so.  We are working on a new document based on reality.”[/size]

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/02/sure-p-fg-to-come-up-with-new-document-soon-jonathan/

Now, why do some of you like lying?

Poor things!
You people are still fretting that GEJ pointed out that the brochure carried inacurate info and should be withdrawn from circulation for a new one.
How desperately sad can you people get? Choi!

Lolzzzzzz!

kpogede77:
Jealousy people, if chevron cannot provide electricity to Ugborodo community, they should leave the community. The lesser the oil is removed from our land the better for us. we want to reserve the OIL because Nigeria will soon divide. Jonathan did it in the best interest of Nigeria. We have stop chevron operations several times because of the light. FG brought chevron to tap the oil, by the time we stop chevron from tapping the oil, we have dealt with FG.

Don't mind the wicked people. Later on, you will see them crowding out to tell you how Itsekiri people are their brothers (when it is about sharing money or resources).
Nobody kicks his brother when he is on the floor calling for help.

Whenever there are oil spills, do we see this same lot? No, at such times thery act as if the news is a nuisance to their everyday life. But GEJ calls a company out on its civic duties and out pop Lucifer and his angels to tell us how bad and sad that is.