₦airaland Forum

2mch:


Seems some people need backing. No o, this is not the SW's war, this is Ijaw war to be precise. Goodluck to me, goodluck to you. Goodluck to the beneficiaries of this war. . Let me go and think on how many oil wells i will be gifted. . Pesin find trouble sotey, dem become houseboy for their papa house. Unu sabi

Before Nigeria capitulated with the "amnesty" no be small tin dem tek eye see o!
While JTF were paddling crudely made canoes and dodging mad crocodile attacks, they were truly shocked to find that boys were using sophisticated GPS and flying drones. Amnesty was the best way to surrender. LOLZ!

Anyways, start teaching ya pipul fast, especially the women, they gats to shake it really nicely. Bad boys will need to relax after a hard days slug, injuring hammer wielding almajiri's with computerised drones whilst sipping a chilled beer.

kettykin:
with due respect to bishop, my question is how come now gej a niger deltan is in power that we ae seeing all this foreseing , obj was in power and yaradua and no body did revolution .

Is revolution what will solve nigerias problem or a breakup like we has in sudan , ethiopia and soon in middle east.

Don't mind them. These people just Niger Deltans are so few that they can dump on them, forgetting that the country is nothing without oil money that flows from the bowels of the ND. Maybe Niger Deltans should just walk away from the union and leave them with their "prophesies" and "revolutions" out of regions that mainly produce nothing.

2mch:
Ah, you have to fight your enemy fire for fire. Hausa/Fulani will not be looking for Garri and Akpu, and Yoruba will just watch from the SW. We shall observe and declare the winner of the war. You better go and exercise in advance and learn to starve to match Fulani especially. This war even seems too sudden and unplanned.

Bros, our capital will be in Lagos. We like the port and we want to take it. LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
Your village people must immediately begin learning to cook usi, amiedi, ukodo etc (and they must cook it with a smile); your women must start practising to walk in the ways that please a Niger Deltan too!

Bola Tinubu is a bone headed mollusc, drug baron, 419 and "Toronto" certificate holder.

2mch:
Friends ke? No come spin that side. You declare war, you fight it to the end. Hausa/Fulani will just clear the road for the 3 big tribes to move in en masse. Instead of una to come together and support fiscal federalism, una want the fastest way to be taken advantage of. The fact is there are great opportunities for the big 3 in this. . Go on soun, nothing do you. The long term benefits are tremendous. This is an investment and sacrifice by the ND. I just dey pity una before, but like i said "in God we trust, God will do it"

So you don't want to bring people from your village to cook, sing and dance for us strong men? Eyaa!
Unu go suffer o! No food!

Pukkah:
^^^Did you base your declaration on this piece of news or on some other reasons?

Take your time to read the rag. I'd rather use Ovation as a source of news, I can't imagine how Gbawe can stoop so low.

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Do you think those people are all Ijaw? Lol!
When GEJ newly took over power and there were problems in the Ughelli area, were those Ijaw people? All ND people are together in our singular struggle against oppression and slavery.

2mch:
Giants of the big big and wild wild creeks. Can you live like a desert warrior. Do you have stamina for days to be strong enough to fight without eating garri and akpu. hahahaha. Anyway, this will be a film show. Only Yoruba have been able to fight Hausa/Fulani to a halt. We will see what the mighty ND with numbers lower than Hausa/Fulani children who are jobless and can become child warriors in an instant will do. Not the fat, over pampered children in the ND who cant even far*t without assistance. Nothing against your war. Go on.

Why are you shaking so hard, sir?
Abeg, boys are doing what they wish right now in Waffi and you're here yarning dust. I can see you are praying that your folk will join the fray; well, you are welcome, but una go de back, doing the cooking and singing. What are friends for?
Nutin do you.

lagcity:
empty barrel, we have no say right? so why r u obsessed and bi.tching about Yoruba? shouldn't you be happy the bogey man Yoruba is out of power? mumu, "quiet, determined and warlike" indeed. is that why your uncle the lobotomized weakling can't deal with security issues?

Shatap, I slam ACN. If you call that Yoruba, its just your smallness showing through.
Phuck ACN, the snake oil party led by a drug baron.

2mch:
How many are the almajiri's in the North at the last count again? Oh yes, i think it was 10million. This is not counting their cousin's across the border in Chad. . The Almajiri's alone are more than the population of the whole SS. Let them quick, quick and start. This contraption needs to be shattered. I welcome it.

The difference is we ain't scared like you. We take on giants and conquer them. . . And we gats the keys to the cash.

Osun Defender Disorder
A "news" source that smells as fresh as used loo roll.

lagcity:
Beaf, this is a new low for you. you can't continue like this. is everything alright with you? i wish u well.

Did I slap anybody? Lol!

sheyguy:
U guys( ijaw) keep talking like we r still in 1970 when pple from the SE & SS were assumed to be xtians & those from the SW & North where assumed to be muslim. I expect them to know that such step will easily spill out of control and if it happens that way niger delta pple in muslim dominated region may not live tell the sad tail of what they started, as for the igbo pple everybody already recognise them as seperate from the niger deltans + they r capable of defending themselves.
In all i pity those innocent tribe of the niger delta like [b]urhobo, isoko, itsekiri, delta ibos, ishan, benin [/b]and co. who will become targets.

Isn't it funny that kpogede, the guy that delivered the warning on NL is not Ijaw, but Itsekiri? Keep thinking each time ND is mentioned that Ijaws are alone.

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My guy, even Osun defender is in on the game of defending Aregbesola's rampant slapping. Its got to be a record for a single man to have slapped both a governor and a deputy governor. Na wa o! Does he eat rocks? Lol!

Why couldn't he predict that Muslims would be packing from Warri this week? Useless "prophets."

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Suit yourself. If your brothers are in the ND, just tell them to pack. Talk is cheap.

2mch:
ROTFLMAO. IBB? You mothers were hiding like chikens. Who chased IBB? Yoruba!!! Even Jonathan was cowering behind IBB's babariga and did not want to offend him by declaring intent for presidency until we shut that dream down. You are just a bunch of noise makers. IBB is not Hausa/Fulani. Una never hear Hausa/Fulani wars before. Your small population will be depleted to 0. Those people   . Any way, in God we trust.

Its good to have a mouth sha. I guess Gideon Orka, Major Saliba Mukoro, Great Ogboru, Lt. Col Nyiam, Captain Empere, Lt Okekumatalo etc are all Yoruba's from Gangan and Oniparaga.

http://www.dawodu.com/omoigui8.htm

Dunce.

2mch:
This is good, slowly and surely the country will turn on its head on Jonathan. Do they forget where Jonathan is sitting? Surrounded by northern states. We hope they can take the backlash. Who fights terrorists anyway? A man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous weapon. They are simply inviting Boko Haram to come and blow up the place. All SWners should just go home and sit down look make we laugh. The number of Almajiri's that will overwhelm ND. hahahahha. Kaboom!

No wonder it took Niger Deltans and Gideon Orka to send IBB packing from your midst in Lagos. Lol!
Maybe we will set up our capital there too, while you are in sidon look mode.

The $1.5billion is strictly for American companies as clearly stated in at least two places in the article. Lets not behave like we can't read.

@Akanbi_edu
Thats your ekun I just described above.

df2006:
in the niger delta there is nothing known as raking, if a man tells u in benin, i go show you, you as better be careful cos he means it, that is why you see they are always polite, you can,t walk up to someone in warri and ask the silly question, you dey mad!!!! like they do in lagos, you go just see your teeth for ground, if a man eventually carries a cutlass after you there, my friend believe me he is not joking, raking, or playing. there are cases of the attacker stabbing himself, for the simple reason that, he must see your blood! that side them no dey play with fight o!

Bros, tell akanbi_edu. Even agbero sef know di levels, they don't bend their mouths and talk foolishly like area boys, because somebody will close it well for them.
When I first moved to Lagos I was totally shocked. To illustrate, I remember one guy that was raking seriously in the plank market; how he was going to destroy everywhere, the man was jumping up and down like he was crazy, "police, no be all those thin police when never eat well?" Long and short is that somebody did call the police, one lone badly dressed policeman. You should have seen the guy that had been raking, the mans eyes almost bulged out of his head! The next thing was the sight of him desperately running under tables. A grown man! In the market! In front of babes!

That picture has never left my mind. My eyes don see sontin o! lol

[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=785053.msg9376167#msg9376167 date=1319050140]Beaf,
The difference is not culture, it is civilization. You people will surely outgrow it like the Rwandans.[/quote]Your personal cowardice is not civilisation.

1luvkipsus:
Look at this quickpoke

Unu go wound pesin o!

AtbuAbdul:
I tink d time has come 4 d revolution dat Nigeria needs! I leave in d North n I knw how populated d southerners r hia, in spite of d 'glorified' crises, cos dey knw wat dey gain hia! Cos, surely, dey knw dey cant do good wit dia businesses in dia so called 'oil', unproductive region like dey wud hia. Som1 sud beta call dos boys 2 order n let dem find n put dia senses 2geda, 4 wen wat dey r calling 4 starts, dey won't be able 2 witstand its waves! I rest it hia!

If you try anything, we will simply conquer you.
Don't forget that 100% of your states money comes from the Niger Delta, so does 100% of the money that feeds and buys weapons for the army.

This is great news. It means any US power companies that wish to come in already have financial backing. I expect more banks to jump into the fray and gradually lower the so-called risk in Nigerian investments.

[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=785053.msg9375910#msg9375910 date=1319047618]This has got to be a joke. When these were bombing, nobody asked them to leave other parts of the country.[/quote]Joke indeed! There is really a wide gulf between ND and SW people culturally, I think thats why most times you guys don't even remotely understand the things we are saying. Look at it this way, we say what we mean and mean what we say; there is zero SW style diplomacy; If I tell you I will slap you be sure I'm 100% gonna do it.
The police man below certainly didn't think it was a joke.

A source within the police headquarters in Warri, who pleaded anonymity, urged the public to disregard the letter, saying it was not real.

@topic
The saving grace in this matter is that, so far its limited to Delta State. As soon as Bayelsa and Rivers (especially) begin to feel left out, then Nigeria will go up in flames with the declaration of Niger Delta Republic, because we don tire.

jmaine:
Hilarious Beaf  . . you no go allow Rauf rest 

Di man can't just be distributing slaps like dat na?

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Abeg, go and hide!
With all your high talk about "progressives," it ends up that your hero's are either drug barons or brutes that go around slapping everything that moves, even women.
When the facts get exposed, true to form, you all fly into a rage and start hauling abuse. Shame.

Gbawe, demdem, seanet and the other Aregbesola fans, please can you throw light on why Aregbesola was first accused of slapping Fashola and then slapping his own deputy? His deputy is a woman for crying out loud!
How many people does governor Aregbesola slap in the average week? Cooks? Drivers? . . .Commissioners?

[size=14pt]Osun Govt Denies Rift Between Aregbesola, Deputy •Pledges To Justify Confidence Reposed In Him[/size]

Governor Aregbesola and His Deputy in the midst of Governors Fashola and FayemiOsun State government has denied rumour being spread around by some people in the state that the state governor, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola and his deputy, Mrs. Grace Laoye-Tomori, are at loggerheads.

“The governor and his deputy are in good and cordial relationship and there has never been any time the governor engaged his deputy in any altercation,” said the state Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Mr. Sunday Akere.

Akere, who spoke with OSUN DEFENDER in a telephone interview on Monday denied any grudges between Aregbesola and Tomori, saying that it was ungodly for anybody to be spreading such rumour.

He said; “We have had He said; “We have had seven executive council meetings and there had not been a time the governor and the deputy engaged themselves in hot altercation, [size=21pt]not to mention slapping[/size].

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=20621

[size=21pt]It seems aregbesola is a slapping machine!!!
All hail gorilla's!
. . .And his deputy is even a woman! [/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

The saga continues. . . It seems to be slaps all round, first Fashola, then his deputy. Can anyone throw more light on the slapping of Aregbe's deputy? Is it true?

[size=14pt]Osun Govt Denies Rift Between Aregbesola, Deputy •Pledges To Justify Confidence Reposed In Him[/size]

Governor Aregbesola and His Deputy in the midst of Governors Fashola and FayemiOsun State government has denied rumour being spread around by some people in the state that the state governor, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola and his deputy, Mrs. Grace Laoye-Tomori, are at loggerheads.

“The governor and his deputy are in good and cordial relationship and there has never been any time the governor engaged his deputy in any altercation,” said the state Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Mr. Sunday Akere.

Akere, who spoke with OSUN DEFENDER in a telephone interview on Monday denied any grudges between Aregbesola and Tomori, saying that it was ungodly for anybody to be spreading such rumour.

He said; “We have had He said; “We have had seven executive council meetings and there had not been a time the governor and the deputy engaged themselves in hot altercation, [size=14pt]not to mention slapping[/size].

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=20621