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This is the most basic summary of what you need (each item needs to be researched thoroughly): 1. coding standards (camel, hungarian notation etc - look these up on google). 2. code delivery standards (usually tied to version control software, eg tortoise svn) 3. a project manager (could be any manager for now, but they would NEED to read up on IT project management, experience can't be over-emphasized). 4. A technical lead (a technically sound person to oversee technical standards - usually a technical wiz with great people skills) |
[quote author=musiwa.,. link=topic=740355.msg8969774#msg8969774 date=1313861361]Beaf, do you call destroying of 800 companies and lose of Jobs a reform?? why should you care, when 30 of the banks and 500 of the associated companies were own by yoruba people. I forgot in your books Yoruba people are half human. For God sake tell me how does merging banks reform? any economy that lose 800 companies just because they want 10 Banks, so that Ngozi Iweala can put on her resume " Big bank" . Is silly.[/quote]Damn!!!!! Broda, no fex! But my doctor said I should avoid dis kain Enggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiisssssss wen yu de sprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreak here o! ![]() |
Atiku praising IBB? Lol! Bunch of useless old men. Hide your kids when the demons come out to play! ![]() Maybe the youth corper killing, boko haram luv'n demon, the always contesting and losing CPC general would be next to come out with vulture praises for IBB. |
cold:Unfortunately, in todays Nigeria there are many running around looking for sensational rumours to blow out of proportion. Just like there are many who feel Iweala would be a block on their dubious ways of sucking the country dry. It is easy to find out who these sad folk are; just trace the sources of bad/false adverts, rumours and actions against Bart Nnaji, Deziani Allison Madueke, Okonjo-Iweala and GEJ. There are many who are very bitter at the thought of reform. |
sako28:Thank you jare! I 100% agree with you that no conclusion can be reached without exploration. Your input is so different from the bunch of "geologists" by mouth that have been posting crap here. I don't know if it is esteem issues thats causing them to read their outmoded textbooks and knowledge to us (as if we care). Its even worse that a none-geologist like me was able to provide a document in a few short minutes that disproved their worthless displays of "knowledge." Crude oil is produced commercially from igneous formations in Cuba, South Africa, parts of the US etc. We need to wait for field work to be done before dismissing the claims for oil in Kwara and displaying ignorance. There very well might be commercial quantities of oil in Kwara, who knows? |
PointB:Gaddem! Preach bro! Your observations couldn't have hit closer to bulls eye. The likes of Gbawe are desperately trying to package shyte as gold to whatever fools they can find. |
sadyeek:I get you now and what you are saying is quite logical and the proper way to go about such things in ideal circumstances. Our problem is that our police haven't even nearly reached that stage of sophistication. This boko haram issue is the first challenge that is really throwing up the frightening danger that their stack incompetence has become. It will take time to straighten the police force (in fact that might be impossible); what I suggest govt do is accelerate the assembly a set of crack forces of World standard that will eventually replace the corrupt NPF totally. IMHO, the best that can be done with the present bunch of police is arrest any link to boko haram. That way, both the link and any police officers in contact with them can be monitored from a central position. Thats because many of the current crop would be first to inform suspects about what the security services are doing for a few Naira. Even worse is the fact that top police and army officers are suspected to be in boko haram. Another thing worth noting, is the reason behind boko haram. It was set up to destabilise govt by the extremely powerful forces that lost the last election; thankfully, boko haram is the most they can do, if they could launch a full scale war against the Nigerian state (to sieze power), they would. With that backdrop, I believe every action of the security services would be much more robust than would normally apply. |
sadyeek:You need to adjust the ideas from 24 to what obtains on the ground in Nigeria. In the West, your neighbour (whose name you couldn't be bothered to know) in a block of flats could be dead for weeks and you only call the emergency services, because of the smell. The West is a very individual place where stakeouts of such a shop might be needed, cos the shopkeeper can rightly claim not to have a clue who or where his customers come from. That is a situation that's totally impossible in Nigeria, the shopkeeper is sure to know his customers, especially those whose shopping tended to coincide with bomb blasts. In Nigeria, the shopkeeper is bound to know who bought stuff from him, down to where they claim to live. Everybody knows the other, even if its just for tafia reasons. Another good reason for arresting the shopkeeper would be to preserve his life, because boko haram will surely kill him if they can. He is no doubt, a very valuable witness indeed. As for oyb who says aluminum powder isn't a suspicious purchase. He's at his typically daft best; aluminum powder is one of the most incendiary materials known to man. It is used as a component for rocket engine fuel, the thermite process (for cutting steel), stun grenades and several other typres of explosives. oyb is always in a rush to say anything to oppose the govt, even if its very daft or very dangerous. All in all, the arrest of a chemical supplier is a very good development. |
^ Ol' boy, hansa di kueshion na! Are no a 419? Yahooze champ. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! |
@Rhino Quite a few NLers tell fibs for a leaving, never believe stray claims. Take Rhino.5dm the 419 for instance, he claims to be from Ondo, Ogun, Maiduguri etc. He claims to be under 30, yet a retired soldier. He is a "champ" computer artist, yet he built flood defences to save Italy, while juggling time as an independent petroleum engineering expert. . .[size=33pt]419[/size] Sir, are you not a 419? You lie like Lucifer. www.nairaland.com/attachments/493573_ROFLMAO_gif160cac557c463dbfce44052002f9d454 |
The question is begging to be answered. [size=14pt]Rhino, are you a 419 or not?[/size] ![]() |
[size=14pt]Nigerian bomb material supplier arrested - police[/size] Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:00pm GMT Print MAIDUGURI, Nigeria Aug 19 (Reuters) - Nigerian police said on Friday they had arrested a shop owner who sold chemicals to people suspected of involvement in Monday's failed car bomb attack on the police headquarters in the northeastern city of Maiduguri. A man was shot dead by police after he rammed a car filled with explosives, which failed to detonate, through the gates leading to the police station, similar to a strike in the capital Abuja in June, carried out by radical Islamist sect, Boko Haram. "Detectives combed the car for clues on Monday that would assist in further investigations. Following up on one of the clues, detectives were able to trace the source of the explosive materials to a store in Maiduguri," Simeon Midenda, Borno state police commissioner, told reporters on Friday. "Investigations so far revealed 13 bottles of aluminium powder, one packet of face masks and a packet of hand gloves were bought from the store on Aug. 8, by those who sponsored the bombing attempt." Midenda gave no details of who the police believed the sponsors or bombers were. He said documents in the shop show significant purchases were made on dates prior to other bomb attacks over the last year. Maiduguri, the capital of Borno state, has been the scene of months of attacks by Boko Haram, whose name roughly translated from the local Hausa language is "Western education is sinful". More than 150 people have been killed in attacks this year in the city of around 1.2 million. Attacks are growing in intensity and spreading further afield. The group claimed responsibility for the attack in the car park of police headquarters in Abuja. The police commissioner of Yobe, another state in the remote northeast on the Niger border, said one of his patrols arrested eight members of Boko Haram behind a bomb attack last week and had transferred them to police headquarters in Abuja. Bomb blasts in the north have replaced militant attacks on oil facilities hundreds of miles away in the southern Niger Delta as the main security threat in Nigeria. Boko Haram's views, which include wanting sharia law more widely applied across Nigeria, are not backed by most of the country's Muslim population, the largest in sub-Saharan Africa. President Goodluck Jonathan has appointed a committee to look into the unrest in the northeast. The team was supposed to deliver its report on Tuesday but was given a two-week extension after presenting preliminary findings. (Reporting by Ibrahim Mshelizza; Writing by Joe Brock, editing by Rosalind Russell) http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL5E7JJ3N320110819 |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965748#msg8965748 date=1313796392]Low and behold the "almaighty" beaf on the edge. ![]() dude am soooooo happy and making looooooook very stuupid.[/quote]We are still waiting very patiently for your defence. When will you become an astronaut? Quite a few NLers tell fibs for a leaving, never believe stray claims. Take Rhino.5dm the 419 for instance, he claims to be from Ondo, Ogun, Maiduguri etc. He claims to be under 30, yet a retired soldier. He is a "champ" computer artist, yet he built flood defences to save Italy, while juggling time as an independent petroleum engineering expert. . .[size=33pt]419[/size] |
He's gonna be stoned to death. |
[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=738367.msg8965710#msg8965710 date=1313795915]dude shut the F up and answer the bloody question. Gej why do u keep dodging the question and accusation by your kinsmen mumu[/quote]How is boko haram, sir? How come that is the only thing your state has given Nigeria? USA is now interested, so you never know, they might be sending some al-qaeda luv'n bombs to tickle your hairy arses very soon. Bloody donkey. |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965643#msg8965643 date=1313795003]This thread is on Delta State and not about me, so if you want to prove anything then why not open a thread to that effect. Afteral seun is not complaining. So stop your diversion and answer the questions raised. [/quote]We only want to know if you are a 419 na! ![]() The investigation will determine if NLers should take seriously or treat your every word like they would treat the words of a common fool, madman or 419. You just wake up every morning and lie profusely. Na wa o! Why is it so hard for you to own up? Abeg, post a pic of you as a soldier and others of when you were building the flood defences that saved Italy. Dunce. |
^ Are you a 419 or not? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! Its not hard to answer na! Why do you lie so much? ![]() |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965585#msg8965585 date=1313794189]stop exposing your stuupidity. Those high resolution pics you see or download are rendered using plug-in like v-ray, renderman,. . .while the default rendering engine of 3D max are scanline and mental rays. Majorities whom requires a super computer and multiple graphix cards or accelators and alot of rendering time specifically for contracts,films,cartoons or samples. You sound soooo pathetic with the post below. . . .[/quote]Lol, google don suffer, see retired soldier (under the age of 30) wen turn petroleum engineer and saviour of Italy de use google lie!!! This is what I said about you earlier. Defend yourself against those accusations if you can. Lol! The lot of you are wretched thieves and liars with your morals upo your stinky arses. You are all sad that your criminal rackets and businesses have been stopped. Quite a few NLers tell fibs for a leaving, never believe stray claims. Take Rhino.5dm the 419 for instance, he claims to be from Ondo, Ogun, Maiduguri etc. He claims to be under 30, yet a retired soldier. He is a "champ" computer artist, yet he built flood defences to save Italy, while juggling time as an independent petroleum engineering expert. . .You are just a shameless 419. An adult that sends "emails" for a living. |
^ Dude, go and send emails jare. There are no mugu's here. |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965469#msg8965469 date=1313792888]Beaf the jokes is on you lying pri.ck! Assr sucking crook. . . .my balls is etching, do you care? Nonsense.[/quote]Of course, you keep displaying the sort of fool you are. Is that the sort of crap 3D Max produces? You are really a big fool indeed. For your info, 3D Max produces quality stuff like the Shrek movies (which you have never heard of). Dude, stop exposing the pitiable sight of your smelly arse. You are indeed a dense fool as well as a 419. This is the sort of stuff 3D Max is used for, you idio't. Tell us the next lie, because you are a daft liar. [size=33pt]419[/size] https://img.emuleday.com/data/img/a0/a04f51923c4cb646706af4c4e23cdae5.jpg |
dayokanu:That doesn't stop Delta state being far, far, far, far richer and developed than your state. Jealousy will kill you o!!! ![]() Jealousy na very bad tin! ![]() |
dayokanu:Fact remains that Delta is richer and much, much, much more developed. Whats the name of the bush village you come from, at the very back of your state? Where goats run rampant and climbing trees is a must-have skill? ![]() |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965374#msg8965374 date=1313791980]Beaf i dare you![/quote]Dude, no oil rig looks like that. That dirty looking thing is definitely a ferry. But your IQ is too low to tell you that you are fooling yourself only. Poor lying wretch. [size=33pt]419[/size] |
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=738367.msg8965313#msg8965313 date=1313791357]This is Rhino.5dm on off shore plartform. During installation @ offshore Bonny island, today! Beaf the jokes is on you. Prove to us what you do for living.[/quote]Now Ola can see the sort of idio't you truly are. See how fake the pic looks. You couldn't even do a proper photoshop, the edges of the paper look so well trimmed. Liars and thieves go wound person for NL o!!! By the way, no oil rig looks like that, as dirty as a phucking mechanics workshop. Abeg, show us another one with you using 3D Max animation software, and another with you saving Italy from floods. Lies drip from your mouth like water, just like a criminal. [size=33pt] 419.[/size] |
dayokanu:Delta state is far more developed than your state. E be like say jealousy wan kill you!!!! ![]() Tell us your lil wretched village na, maybe you're from Gbangan or Onokparaga. LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLZZZZ!!!! |
^ Ol' boy, whats the price of camels these days, abi na only bombs una de sell for ya state nowadays? ![]() ola olabiy:There are very many more, I just got tired of typing. NL is packed with fools, arseholes, thieves, scoundrels and all sorts of cloak and dagger types. Rhino is a liar without pair. A true criminal and arsewipe. dayokanu:Are you blind? By the way, what bush village in Nigeria do you come from? Lol! |
^ Dude, go and send emails. |
^ See this man whose state is producing boko haram! You sef de open maut?! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Unu go wound o! dayokanu:Deltans? Lol! Quite a few NLers tell fibs for a leaving, never believe stray claims. Take Rhino.5dm the 419 for instance, he claims to be from Ondo, Ogun, Maiduguri etc. He claims to be under 30, yet a retired soldier. He is a "champ" computer artist, yet he built flood defences to save Italy, while juggling time as an independent petroleum engineering expert. . . . . .Stories ti poju from the mouths of scoundrels and liers like the most of you. If una like, kill una sef! Delta state remains the 3rd most developed in the damn country. ![]() |
Omen100:Sharap. Ode! Every clown claims to "know" what they dont in order to tell tall tales. |
dayokanu:Check the post immediately bove the one you referenced. You will find the self hating fool (born trowe) it was directed at (blink182). |
Its all Asaba. beautiful place. [img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/131073_seattle-center-fountain_jpgd0e74a9e85335638a21152c003a643c0[/img] |
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I am shocked beyond words!It was a joke for goodness sakes!This simply goes to show the class of elites we call 'leaders'.Buncha idiotas!