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Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Changing Pdp For The Good - Nigeria To Follow by Beaf(op): 11:00pm On Jan 14, 2011
Jakumo:
There was a fine lady called Roful Maos
Who rarely had a cheerful word to say
So she spent a lot of time chasing shadows
And telling happiness and joy to go away


So if you ever see Mz Roful Maos
Don't you dare let her know you tend to smile
Or she'll say real loud "Here come the wackos"
then go back to waiting like a crocodile.

Roful Maos, Roful Maos don't you know
There's a lotta good, if you only care to look
Instead of strugglin' I say go with the flow
Then just maybe I'll let you off the hook

Off the hook, off the hook Roful Maos
Johnny B. Good is off the hook
Buhari is BOUND to lose, even as you snooze

Its off the hook, Roful Maos, off the hook
Nice poem. You're good man!
Yes, most are so morose, they can't tell a pound for tuppence, they keep "waiting like a crocodile" and can't see the truth, yet:

There's a lotta good, if you only care to look
Instead of strugglin' I say go with the flow
Life is easy really. Most never commented on the words of the article, but simply regressed to crocodilian death roll mode.
Politics › Re: Mixed Reaction Trail Atiku’s Loss In Adamawa by Beaf(op): 10:33pm On Jan 14, 2011
Atiku's campaign was sectional an extremly devisive. He gave the impression that Southerners were not important in Nigerian politics.
We need to bury such politics forever and be more encompassing of East, North, South and west. No Nigerian is a slave or water carrier for the other.
Lets sieze this moment to reintroduce love for one another back into our politics and everyday life.
Politics › Mixed Reaction Trail Atiku’s Loss In Adamawa by Beaf(op): 10:29pm On Jan 14, 2011
[size=14pt]Mixed reaction trail Atiku’s loss in Adamawa[/size]
News Jan 14, 2011 BY: UMAR YUSUF
Mixed reactions in Adamawa have trialed the former Vice President Atiku Abubakar loss in the PDP Presidential primaries held in Abuja Thursday.

While many jubilate over the crash of Atiku Abubakar, others wore gloomy faces and expressed disappointment at the loss of their son to clinch the sole ticket of the PDP for the presidential elections.

Speaking to Vanguard on condition of anonymity, they described as disgusting the loss of Atiku Abubakar, descrining the chance missed as possibly Atiku’s last attempt for the presidential race.

They were of the view that the crash out of the PDP northern consensus candidate was more annoying as he even lost out in his home state of Adamawa, describing the scenario as a signal that the former vice president is almost fizzling out of politics.

Others observed that the defeat of Atiku Abubakar in Thursday’s PDP National Convention dated back to between 1999 and 2007 when he was the vice president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and his impact was not felt much in his state of Adamawa.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/01/mixed-reaction-trail-atikus-loss-in-adamawa/
Politics › Re: Presidential Debate - Battle Of The Campaigners by Beaf: 10:15pm On Jan 14, 2011
Gbawe's comment about corruption being Nigeria's main problem is completely wrong and displays a fundamental lack of understanding of the Nigerian fabric, but going further to build his candidates profile around that is almost hilarious.
I will make a very bold and assertive correction; corruption is simply a by product of Nigeria's deeper problems. It takes a lot of understanding and deep thought to discern that the government structure of Nigeria was deliberately tailored by the cabal in such a way that ethnic bigotry, religious bigotry and corruption flourish, all for their financial benefit. Nigeria's biggest issue is our national architecture, this is something GEJ understands perfectly and in his usual quiet way, has begun tackling.
True federalism below the surface, will ensure accountability and the demise of corruption and ethnic bigotry. Jonathans govt is planting the seeds.

On the surface, true federalism is about the decentralisation of power from Abuja, the empowerment of states and local govts, the diversification of our economy, empowerment of the private sector, true grassroots representation, the ability to choose local leaders that are the peoples choice. True federalism is about citizen wellbeing, industrialisation and economic growth.
Jonathans govt has kicked of the true federalism process by taken up privatisation of key areas, like power, petroleum refining (3 new semi-private refineries are being built for $23billion); but there are also the the quieter and vastly more exciting and profound projects going on, such as the provision of a comprehensive statistics base for Nigeria. All sorts of statistics projects have kicked off, these include projects for taxation to projects that will provide the precise figure each and every one of Nigeria's 770 Local govts adds or subtracts from the Nigerian economy. There are also projects to localise certain elements of security.

Any aspirant that see's corruption, rather than its causes as Nigeria's problem lacks experience and the ability to think at an abstract level, of course, such candidate are non-starters who still leave in the primitive Worlds of coup plotting and command mentality of a lifetime in uniforms and regiments (police or military). But, leadership is not about how to use a koboko, it is about wisdom, patience and the healing touch, all of which Jonathan posesses. Civilian democracy cannot be approached with a barrack mentality, which is only a throwback to the years in which the errors of the Nigerian contraption where created.
Nigeria requires fundamental re-engineering of the sort only thinkers can wrought. At this crossroads in our history, we do no need wrestlers and boxers in govt, what we need is the calm, wise head on Jonathans shoulders.

Nigeria needs a man who can reach out to the various ethnic groups and religious faiths, as aptly demonstrated by Jonathans across the board victory at the PDP Presidential primaries yesterday (winning across Muslim and Christian states and all ethnicities); a victory that was delivered in the most transparent way; every Nigerian participated in the ballot counting, either as a witness or directly; a beautiful example of what Nigeria can be, a first in the country. That same transparency is what Nigeria craves and Jonathan, now unshackeled from the dirty politics of opponents (zoning, bombing, ethnic bigotry etc) can begin to deliver.

Jonathans outreach to the everyday Nigerian is evident with his prolific use of every available medium to reach out to the ordinary person, from church services, Muslim holy periods to facebook. He is a man WITH the people, a listener, an ordinary Nigerian like you and I who is in position to cure (and will cure) the ills of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Beaf Let's Celebrate While Blazay May Join by Beaf: 8:53pm On Jan 14, 2011
Nsiman: My beaf must be dinning, winning and dancing by now
I might be a bit less frequent on NL for the next couple of days, but my broda, join me and. . .

[size=33pt]Pop sontin!!!
Fresh air 2011!![/size]


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Lets not forget an important thing; we reach out to the core North. We join hands with them and hope as they build a brand new and progressive leadership, of the calibre the North deserves. Gone are the days of almajiri's, all hail the Sambo's, El Rufai's, Sule Lamido's, Goje's, Babangida's (gov) etc that will rise and sieze the bull by the horns. A great day is here.
Politics › Jonathan Is Changing Pdp For The Good - Nigeria To Follow by Beaf(op): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2011
I quite like this post from debosky. It points at very telling changes brought into Africa's biggest party by GEJ's administration. It isn't perfect, but this is what we for not just the PDP, but the whole of Nigeria, we expect positive, fundamental changes. Way to go GEJ, way to go!

Please add your views, lets debate the keen observations below.

debosky: Say what you will about GEJ, Atiku and the PDP as a whole, but this is a marked improvement on the PDP primaries of the past.

The previous ones always had sudden withdrawals from the race at the 11th hour, due to pressure brought to bear (usually by OBJ and his cronies) in an attempt to foist a candidate on the party, followed by a sham election of a 'consensus candidate'.

In this case however, no one was disqualified, no candidate was sabotaged by last minute court orders, no arms were twisted with fictitious EFCC investigations appearing out of thin air amongst others.

We all suspect that money would've changed hands at some point, but that is currently inevitable in Nigerian politics.

When all these factors are taken into account, this has been the most democratic presidential primary ever held by the PDP. There was no 'selection' this time and we could clearly see the winner emerge.

Yes problems exist in the PDP, they are still mostly a gathering of opportunistic thieves, but we could at least see an element of progress over the last primaries.

Now GEJ must do his best to unite the party behind him and then get the entire nation to support him. If he doesn't, the PDP infighting will provide more of a headache for him than any opposition party can.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-584783.960.html#msg7530370
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 5:40am On Jan 14, 2011
LeoMax:
IBB has delivered Niger to Atiku, it would have been a big shame
There is still no way to escape the word, shame for Atiku. Imagine after all the noise, threats of violence and ethnic bigotry, he could only win 4 states out of 37 (adding FCT); that amounts to 11%.
Imagine making so much trouble, only to score 11% in the final exam!

Atiku has been roundly disgraced.
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 5:15am On Jan 14, 2011
johndoe200:
[size=14pt]Bad belle. It's all over bar the noise from Atiku.

GEJ has won!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
Tell that deaf fungus jare!
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 5:04am On Jan 14, 2011
LaconicINC:
"I will dymistify incumbency factor" Atiku.I hope he has seen the power of incumbency and good governance.[size=14pt]Mr Zoning![/size]
Emphasis.

A man with nothing but bigotry to sustain his bid.
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 4:48am On Jan 14, 2011
"GEJ has never contested for or won any elections in his life."

Someone bera tell Atiku about the degree of defeat GEJ whopped him with. . . In an election!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Goodluck Vs Atiku. Who Do You Think by Beaf: 4:27am On Jan 14, 2011
Sista, Jonathan has already crossed the winning mark, so how can Atiku possibly win?
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by Beaf: 4:22am On Jan 14, 2011
holydante:
Oh my, ve slept 3 hours and woken, they are on delta satate, and am seeing abt 4 boxes still yet to be opened, yaaawnsss, Atiku is engrossed reading somefn on his phone, I bet he's on NL

Back to sleep again
I can assure you he isn't on NL, otherwise di man for don die! grin
He is pretending to read messages from his deserted camp, its an old trick; he has been setting off ringtones and pretending to be taking calls all evening. Really sad.
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 4:13am On Jan 14, 2011
appletango:
^^^

It appears we are talking about different things my friend
What are you talking about then? Phonecalls to bomb makers?

GEJ, carry go!
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 4:07am On Jan 14, 2011
Abeg, lets open odeku to celebarate mummy's vote! grin
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:59am On Jan 14, 2011
appletango:
LOL

Yes of course beafy we are now just left with the vampires, THIEVES and jackals from the south south. And obj of course, I can't forget the baba of vamp, I mean fresh air.

By the way, now you've lost the core north and south west where are you gonna get your votes from?
I think you should take the place of baba suwe! Comedy pours out of you without effort.

All core Northern right wingers and hoodlums are now on their own, cut off forever from power in Nigeria. If I were you, I would save all this energy for phone calls to Boko Haram and other trouble makers. It will only make GEJ's task of nailing you very easy.

Your situation is now pathetic. The whole od the South, Middle Belt and progressive core Northerners have spat you out like a smelly thing.
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 3:51am On Jan 14, 2011
ahidjo:
[size=16pt]In any credible, serious election or convention, you will never hear anything like  GEJ 250, Atiku 0, Atiku 1000, GEJ 0, GEJ 1million, Atiku 0. Please note that I am never in the habit of replying anybody unless it is absolutely necessary. So far, I see no need replying individuals here. I do not engagee in pettiness(which Nigerians are known for). I talk about issues not people-that's for narrow minded folks. This is jus the start of the series aimed at sensitizing Nigerians on the dangers of electing or talking people into electing PDP. It is an irredeemably hopeless party. Be warned !!![/size]
Open your own thread where you can fill buckets with Atiku tears, preferably on a Ghanaian or Camerounian forum.

[size=21pt]Fresh Air 2011!
GEJ, carry go![/size]
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 3:42am On Jan 14, 2011
Atiku is being brutalised!!!
See the wicked "zoning" going on! grin grin

I hope they have ambulances in the place!
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 3:39am On Jan 14, 2011
@Ahidjo
Go back to Ghana.
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:33am On Jan 14, 2011
Imagine "weak," "sluggish," "scared," "clueless" Jonathan exposing Atiku's hairy, gorilla type arse like that!!!
Kai! Some quiet peeps are very wicked o! Na slow poison we de call dem.

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Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:30am On Jan 14, 2011
appletango:
Yes!!! Welcome to the New PDP - The party of the South-South. I guess you could do with all the "fresh air" down there what with all the flaring and what not.

I am actually laughing that the PDP has gone from being the largest party in africa to just a regional party in just one night. Very funny indeed.
It will be just Atiku and his fellow blood suckers, vampires, THIEVES and jackals that will leave the party. Everybody loves a winner! grin grin grin grin
Good riddance as you walk into the void.
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:27am On Jan 14, 2011
jason123:
is this beaf? shocked shocked shockedi am glad he said this!
Dude, I will be glad if you didn't comment on my words. I view you as some sort of unevolved mollusc who feels others cannot see through you from a long distance.
You're NL's fungus.
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:18am On Jan 14, 2011
appletango:
For once beaf, I 100% agree with you.
RIP PDP
Yes, RIP the PDP of hegemonists, sectionalists, bigots, evangelists of violence, bomb makers, religious fanaticss, THIEVES, retards and dunces. That is the PDP you knew and the one you crave.

A new Nigeria is being born, it will be exciting to see your kind joust with the wind and defeat yourselves. Afterall, you are Ciroma's pack of Don Quixote's, parasites and ethnically blinded fools.

[size=21pt]Fresh Air 2011![/size]
Politics › Re: It Is Impossible For Jonathan To Win Primaries. Pdp Delegates Explained. by Beaf: 3:09am On Jan 14, 2011
appletango: there are reasons why gej will never win the pdp primaries, talk less of the election proper. here they are:

northerners account for 50% of this country's population. how accurate these figures are is not for me to judge but those are the "official" government figures and in elections it's the "official" figure that counts. for all their perceived fragmentation they are still the most unified bloc in the country and always pull together as a group when the need arises. before zoning/PDP nigeria had 3 southern heads of state with a TOTAL accumulated office time of 3 years and 9 months out of a possible 39 years. since zoning/pdp southerners have accounted for 9 years out of a possible 12. without zoning every other region/ethnicity/tribe/whateveryouwanttocallit outside of the north wouldn't have a chance in hell of taking the office of president. (everyone knows that it is zoning that has put gej in this position. without it he would be still be a non entity from bayelsa. it really is just that simple. in fact its just basic politics 101. anyone who say's otherwise is just naive). the north now feel aggrieved that they have only had 3 years in aso rock out of the last 12 years and will use their population supremacy to reverse this trend in 2011.

now here is the [size=14pt]key bit[/size]: northern dominance in population also translates to the allocation of pdp delegates as well:

North-West 860
North-Central 640
North-East 520
South-South 610
South-East 490
South-West 670
Total 3790

make no mistake about it the PDP is a NORTHERN party (2220 vs 1770) and people thinking Jonathan is going to win the primaries are borderline lunatics - yes i'm talking to you here BEAF. so lets assume the guy dominates the south-south and takes most of the south-west (very far from certain) his MUST make huge inroads in the south east (very unlikely) and the north (never going to happen) to even make the race close.

but this is NEVER going to happen.

the man is a dead man walking and this is why he has spent his 7-month tenure scheming, plotting and bribing, rather than governing and leading. it's almost laughable how such a crude man (pun intended) from the south south thinks he can outwit the cunning of the north. it took obj a good 8 years to obtain a level of control over the party system and even then his dream of total party control was scuttled. how goodluck intends to do it with no political base as well as an agitated north is madness and will inevitably lead to his political suicide.
[size=14pt]The end of an era. . .
I de laf ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
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Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by Beaf: 2:58am On Jan 14, 2011
After Imo, its 1397 - 375.
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 2:56am On Jan 14, 2011
It is now 1272 - 372. GEJ only needs a few hundred now.
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 2:51am On Jan 14, 2011
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 2:26am On Jan 14, 2011
Lets just say Sarah Jubril is a woman of contradictions:

there had been a mild drama when Sarah Jubril, the sole female presidential aspirant, started campaigning for him. “Mr. President you have done well for women; you and your amiable wife. Today you shall reap bountifully the reward,” she had said.

She, however, urged the delegates to vote for her as a solution to the zoning divide in the party.
“I represent zoning neutralizer. With Mama Sarah Nigeria shall not be labelled as one of the corrupt nations of the world. If you love Nigeria and you want your children to escape from this criminality that is going on, vote for Sarah Jubril,” she pleaded.
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/jan/14/national-14-01-2011-008.htm
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by Beaf: 2:10am On Jan 14, 2011
meine:
Please where is CIROMA from? That guy must be nuts, he should be stoned. I am beginning to see CIROMA as Jonathan's tool by presenting a weak atiku. ITS all a planned work.
Wetin pesin no go hear for NL? shocked
Abeg, slap yourself now!
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 2:01am On Jan 14, 2011
emmaruf38:
Nice one chaps,

Who know the total delegates across all 36 states?
. . .Plus Abuja, its 3,484. GEJ needs 1782 to win.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by Beaf: 1:51am On Jan 14, 2011
This is turning into a "land slap" victory!
Awon ti ku!
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by Beaf: 1:46am On Jan 14, 2011
Vigilante, give NL a rest for today. Atiku is reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally suffering! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The Official People's Democratic Party Presidential Primaries Thread by Beaf: 1:41am On Jan 14, 2011
[quote author=Ma_J_Blige link=topic=584783.msg7528275#msg7528275 date=1294965470]Total votes so far?[/quote]My last count was 843 - 271.

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