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Politics › Re: Dedicated To Aisha2 by Beaf: 5:39pm On Feb 03, 2010
People like Aisha2 are one in a million. God give her more strength, blessings and happiness.
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 5:35pm On Feb 03, 2010
Cyberfreak:
@k3769,
that was a lot. I get the feeling you were trying to enlighten people and I am afraid you have only just wasted your time. You would probably be laughed at or accused of smoking 'conspiracy theory weed'.
Even christians that know of and expect the antichrist would still dismiss the NWO as just conspiracy theory. That 'antichrist' and the control he would have over every one is part of the NWO. The illuminati who are behind all this, are also expecting their promised messiah who would usher in the one government system of autocratic rule. Let me not write too much. [size=14pt]I dont want to look crazy.[/size]
I bet the people who are busy shouting 'death to the muslims' don't know that Mutallab was escorted into the plane with by a well-dressed man who gave him the clearance to board the flight without a ticked by saying Mutallab was a homeless man from Sudan and that they did things like that all the time. Let me find the link.
You look crazy, my dear. cry
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 4:34pm On Feb 03, 2010
montelik:
Take it easy, abi na fight grin grin
Yes o! When people as blood thirsty as Al Qaeda have started taking interest in Nigeria as the next disfunctional state they can occupy and all their apologists can do is strive for diversionery tactics, then my broda, na war!

Some of the Al Qaeda freaks on this thread will soon start telling us how Aondoakaa and the Northern cabal holding us hostage are really CIA and part of their drugged up "new world order". Everybody should carry their baggage and stop blaming others for the mess we Nigerians have created and are still creating.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Describe Themselves As The Longest Suffering People On Earth by Beaf: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2010
Their religion - whatever it may be - has taught them that leaders are ordained by God and followers must be content with being the meek lamb.

And Nigerians are faithful followers. They pray and pray and pray as instructed.

They rise in protest only when there is disagreement among the elite and they only go as far as they are paid to go.

Also, however strongly average Nigerians may believe in a principle or cause they are not willing to die for it.

They riot and kill fellow underdogs only in the conviction that they will survive.
Bullseye!!!
Very sadly, we are undeserving people wishing for "change".
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 4:10pm On Feb 03, 2010
habumaks:
Americans are at it again!
Osama is America
America is Osama
CIA is Al-Qaeda
We are not fools. They should come out straight and tell us[b] they want our oil[/b] let's just negotiate it.
They will just arrange and release one useless voice on Alzazeera and claim it is Osama. Which Osama?
We are not fools.

NONSENSE!!!
Bloody Hausa/Fulani like you. Do you have oil? Ole!
CIA my foot! You think you can spread confusion? Let your God forsaken Al Qaeda cross the border, they will be severly dealt with in Nigeria.
All you have are cattle. You don't have oil in your fu'cking desert and never will.
Politics › Re: Fond Memories Of Nigeria (fastforward 2020) by Beaf(op): 5:08am On Feb 03, 2010
SEFAGO:
Haha, you forgot the part where oil companies took their business elsewhere grin

U wish, this isnt happening, my favorite though  grin
Sweet crude and piece have a way of provoking very strong "come back" emotions in oil companies. grin
. . .But, like all responsible oil producing nations, the Niger Delta Conferderation will look to indegenise the oil industry to a sensible degree.
Politics › Fond Memories Of Nigeria (fastforward 2020) by Beaf(op): 4:47am On Feb 03, 2010
===Fast forward to the year 2020===

The country that used to be called Nigeria is no more, consumed by greed, rank stupidity, "praying" at the wrong times, tribalism, corruption and raw lust for power.

The video below, is how I choose to remember what could have been a great and proud country, packed with patriotism and satisfaction.
Sadly, those days are now long. In 2011, the unattended stresses tugging at the seams of our nationhood, shattering it into several pieces; the new nations of Arewa, Biafra, Middle Belt, Oduduwa and Niger Delta Confederation were formed.

Economic, technological and military alliances were formed between the nations of Biafra, Middle Belt, Oduduwa and Niger Delta Confederation. Soft loans and cooperation were provided by the oil bearing areas to nations within the alliance.
Arewa refused alliances with any of the former Nigerian regions on account of their declaration of an Islamic republic and hostilities in Southern Kaduna, Jos area, Abuja and the former Niger state. Arewa is currently in merger talks with Niger and Chad.

The Niger Delta Confederation is currently in talks with Cameroon for the return of Bakassi Peninsula. A referendum of its residents went overwhelmingly in favour of Niger Delta citizenship.

Please enjoy the video.
[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0JwRW4_jo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jacob Zuma 'fathers 20th Child With Friend's Daughter' by Beaf(op): 3:23am On Feb 03, 2010
spikedcylinder:
What actually is his HIV status?
I don't blame him though. . . .it hasn't been said that he despoiled the woman in question, so. . . . . ?
Some might not care too much about that. Afterall, he very recently took a new wife and those in his harem haven't bolted. What a bushman to have as president! embarassed

Politics › Re: Jos Crisis: We Lost All Say Hausa-fulani, Igbo, Yoruba by Beaf: 3:08am On Feb 03, 2010
[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=205394.msg5436682#msg5436682 date=1265160045]You spell in German? huh huh[/quote]www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6
Politics › Re: A Billionaire And His Unusual Ways by Beaf: 1:36am On Feb 03, 2010
edoyad:
When the poor are comfortably so, nobody cares about how rich the greedy are or how greedy the rich are.
Read someone say that probably less than 1% of Nigerians earn 200k(Naira) a month, which is like minimum wage in the real world. We're uncomfortably [/b]poor.
"Uncomfortably"? I think the word might be "incredibly".
The average Nigerian is so blissful in wretchedness, that they never cross the border (even to Togo), talkless of believe that they are pauperised beyond credulity.

View the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_African_countries_by_GDP_%28PPP%29_per_capita]list of African countries by GDP per capita at Purchasing Power Parity ([b]Zimbabwe is an eye popping 18 places above us
, Ghana is 20)[/url]
Culture › Re: How to know a genuine babalawo by Beaf: 1:21am On Feb 03, 2010
sjeezy8:
Why do people keep using gbomo gbomo? Its about time you people realize its been popularized as slang for "pickin up babes".
Gbomo gbomo will always mean kidnapper.
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 12:57am On Feb 03, 2010
snowdrops:
I find your description of our hausa neighbours offensive and tribalistic.
You have been accused of this several times in the past.
You need to tone down your sentiments, or else there is no differnce between yourself and the northern extremist.
Why you have not been banned from NL heaven knows.
Who gives a sh'it?
Twice here, you have said events in Iraq could prove dire to your "fellow" Nigerians (who are your benefactors). I have responded by showing you problems that should be visible even to the blind. The truth is bitter, but you've got to swallow it.
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 12:47am On Feb 03, 2010
snowdrops:
2. Iraq war has had a significant impact on the globe and the political mindset of the citizens of the world. This may not matter to you , but to the semi-illetrate, unemployed muslim in kano, [size=14pt]events in the middle east can make a huge difference to whether the head of his warri born neighbour remains sitting on his shoulder or not.
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Did you get that? Or you want me to type in warfi? Tell me i wan help grin grin grin grin grin
Don't we already know that?

In the meantime, the almajiri in question is fed and clothed, only because of his Southern neighbours (the Warri born one, being quite important). The acursed almajiri produces nothing but sand, illiteracy, ignorance and thugery; he and his family are aflicted by a thousand and one debilating deceases (whose vaccines, his ignorance resists); he has been abondoned in the bin by his "leaders" to breed hoplessly with his kind like a pack of gnawing rats. . . Yet the FOO'L is angry about events in Iraq instead of with his "leaders", he is even willing to kill his benefactors for that.

Ode.
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 12:24am On Feb 03, 2010
snowdrops:
TROLL ALERT NUMBER 2
Now you are talking nonsense.
Your nuisance value on this forum is getting more and more palpable each day grin grin
Which poses more threat to National security? terrorism and ethnic cleansing or river blindness in the north.
Your ignorance beggars belief.
Now whats that empty space i see between your ears? grin grin grin grin grin
Ode. All Nigeria's problems are caused by UK and US and the war in Iraq? shocked
All you need do is look through your window, survey the squalor and backwardness around you, observe as 13 year old girls are led of to marry 55 year old men, spy on the almajiri's planning more wanton death and destruction; then get really angry if you have half a brain. Suddenly, things in Iraq will look distant, or do people in your village go to Iraq to buy their food? Or to get jobs? Ode.

http://www.popcouncil.org/projects/TA_NigeriaChildMarriage.html
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 12:09am On Feb 03, 2010
snowdrops:
As you are so eager to have the last word dont be that lazy to show the relevant section of the link.
Besides the Iraq war is an international event that affects every single nation on the planet i live in and in particular according to your hypothesis, Nigeria being the giant of Africa. grin
Any one with a brain cell will know that this is a significant revelation that can further infuriate the muslim world which includes the northern Nigerian muslims. You of all people should know the possible dreadful consequences this can have for southerners living in the north.
So my Beaf or whatever you call yourself, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Any Northern Nigerian that is more concerned with the Middle East than with Nigeria is nothing but a mental slave. Thats why there is Boko Haram, Kala Kato, wretchedness and almajiri's in the Hausa/Fulani areas of the North.
Concern yourself first with the visible Hausa/Fulani problems (if the cataract will allow you see them), they are; excessive levels of illiteracy, squalor, deprivation, exploitation, underage marriages, polio, river blindness, rejection of civilisation, desertification, emptiness, lust for power driven by laziness, poverty, street begging, terrorism, Mutallabs etc. All these things weren't caused by war in Iraq, ode.

. . .Look in your backyard first.
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On Him by Beaf: 11:41pm On Feb 02, 2010
Where exactly did she sit and how? shocked
. . .That boy might have died a very happy man. cool
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 11:36pm On Feb 02, 2010
^
My friend wash ya face! Since the cataract might be too obstructive, what do you make from this link? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-9.0.html
Also, why do you think there's a sub-section called foreign affairs?
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 11:26pm On Feb 02, 2010
snowdrops:
Ehn troll alert!! It does not say Nigerian politics section; from what i can see it says politics section. I know i dont have cataract.
You somehow missed this, "Our country Nigeria is the giant of Africa!". You can find it in more than one telling place. Retake that cataract test.
Politics › Re: Uniben Produces First Female S U G President. . . by Beaf: 11:21pm On Feb 02, 2010
vowiski:
Hurray,  Uniben has elected their first female SUG President,  The only and first female to contest for that position,  [size=14pt]she won 5 boys[/size] by a landslide. . . . More info soon!
grin grin grin grin
Now thats one lucky babe!

@topic
Thats another solid step forward for Nigeria. Well done Chineloma Eleodioma, congratulations Uniben.
Politics › Re: More Revelations:plan To Oust Saddam Drawn Up Two Years Before The Invasion by Beaf: 11:19pm On Feb 02, 2010
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
[size=14pt]Why is this not in the foreign affairs section? There are too many of these st'upid topics in the Nigerian politics section.[/size]
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 4:58pm On Feb 02, 2010
A lot of responders here are wimpering like defenceless babies.

So a lot of Nigerians think Al Qaeda is CIA? Such people are the biggest FOOL's I have ever come across. Why stop there, why not claim Boko Haram, Kala Kato and those fu'cked up almajiri's are CIA agents too?
Foolishness has no bounds in our country! Nigerian people will never take up their responsibilities, even when they are as simple as thinking things through, we would rather pray to God. Some people might as well run home to hide in their mothers skirts.
[size=14pt]
Yes, go ahead and blame the US for telling us the obvious, that we are a failing nation. Are we not? Where is our fuc'king president? Or is Aondoakaa a CIA agent to the fool's among us too? Cowards.[/size]


If Al Qaeda brings their suicide bombing within our borders, then we must finally cut of all sharia states and absorb their none Muslims. Let them go and fight with cattle. What do they have?
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 10:59am On Feb 02, 2010
EzeUche:
Fight fire with fire. If they wipe out a village, we should wipe out one of their village. They kill a man, we kill one of their men.

An EYE FOR AN EYE!!!!!!! angry
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Yar’adua: Saudi King Grants Use Of Air Ambulance by Beaf: 8:48am On Feb 02, 2010
I believe Yar Adua is either permanently indisposed or clinically dead.
If the man is still alive, I wish him a quick recovery, but right now I'm quite sick and tired of this coming today, coming tomorrow circus.
Politics › Re: Mark Refuses To Accept Executive Bills From Jonathan by Beaf(op): 8:37am On Feb 02, 2010
princekevo:
No they are not dumb, they jst manipulated on the VP's intelligence. Am jst sitting here watching how VP can act in full capacity of the president without any written letter from Yarasick or a proper swore-in as an acting president.
This is just like holding what belongs to a child with your hands above and giving him 1naira Akara for him to forget what belongs to him. This same people told him after the rally, that he does not need to be swore-in before he can act on behalf of the president, the same people rejecting a bill from him

In other thread some folks bought that deceit and said Jonathan could still act on behalf of the president even without a proper swear-in. This is a clear indication that he can do less or nothing without being swore in as an acting President. It is just painful that we have a  VP whom the can toy around with, whom they can manipulate his brain. We are tired of calling for him to wake up from slumber, It's his political future and not mine
. . .Interesting conclusion.
Is the consitution that is being flouted also his private version?
Culture › Re: The Official Isoko Thread! All Isoko People Should Post Here. by Beaf: 2:23am On Feb 02, 2010
THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199][size=1pt]i love my ND people. i hope i am welcome here. [/size][/color]  embarassed
[color=#ff1199][size=1pt]I take that to be digwo in Igbo, so vren do! Of course you are welcome! . . .Dis fine babe don make my heart begin pump again o![/size][/color] wink
Culture › Re: How to know a genuine babalawo by Beaf: 2:13am On Feb 02, 2010
The bushman, akigbemaru is a fake babalawo. He is a gbomo gbomo on NL. grin
Politics › Re: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: This Is His Photo by Beaf(op): 2:04am On Feb 02, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=372754.msg5429914#msg5429914 date=1265072060]Can this thread be locked or deleted, this kid is not worth a whole thread to himself.[/quote]. . .So why did you resurrect it? The last post before yours was on January 08, 2010. . . Today is February 02. huh
Politics › Re: Reuters - Al Qaeda in North Afica Offers To Help Nigerian Muslims by Beaf(op): 1:13am On Feb 02, 2010
tom28:
Total rubbish
[size=14pt]Those ppl portraying themselves as Al Qaeda are actually americans who are masqurading as Al Qaeda[/size] agents in the grand plan to distabilise nigeria.Remember that if nigeria slides into a second civil war its the americans who will benefit.
[size=14pt]
Foolishness.[/size]

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