₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
Trust me i would have seen him if he was a few blocks away from me!
I am on the lookout trust me
If i see him, i will rugby tackly him, buzz the METS and have him kept in detention till the Nigerian Authorities come and pick him up!
I am going to attend my girlfriend's redeem church branch this weekend, he might be there!

If you try that anywhere in the UK, you will likely be jailed for assault . You think Sanusi's jungle laws can work in the UK?

Also in the UK, someone would have lost their job for sending the EFCC after debtors; infact it would have unleashed a full fledged crisis in govt.

Good peice of advice; when in the UK follow due process and keep a stiff upper lip.

Perhaps this is the first sign of the "unraveling" of Sanusi.

^Avoid caps lock. It is rude.

Sanusi is taking the new bank chiefs to London where our jungle style banking system will be adopted, with the immediate distribution of the new chiefs to the UK's top banks.

illusion2:
This doesn't make any sense?    

First who is the 'you' that ND feeds ? Is it Chukwuma the spare parts dealer in Ilasa, Sikiru the battery charger in Abule-Egba or Mohammed the prof of Suya on Allen Avenue?

If ND 'feeds us all' , why are they (n-deltans) living here in squalor as well ?  

Stop making this a tribal issue,a Lagosian is someone that makes a living (or lives ) in lagos.

Once u reduce it to Yoruba,Igbo,ijaw,hausa etc u lose any sense u're trying to make. a lot of Nairalanders are 'Londoners' ,'New Yorkers' etc.

[center]STOP THE TRIBALISM. . . . . . . . . . . . . MAKE SENSE  [/center]

The ND feeds Lagos state, just like any other part of Nigeria. You are the one mentioning "tribe" here. Is the ND not feeding Lagos state? Can Lagos state feed itself, why are you running from the truth and reality?

Have you cautioned those who are talking about how Lagos needs its taxes and the FG should pitch in even more oil money to help?

babapupa:

Oh yes, and to top it up, they also wear Oyimbo hats and put feathers on them as well.

ugliest Halloween clown costume ever

This is jankara market (worse than Ibori's cap). Lagos is uncivilised and brutish, they are cannibals.
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Lynching by civilised people who deport other Nigerians

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[quote author=OYB_MEND link=topic=314786.msg4422467#msg4422467 date=1251250431]CBN no cook the list of debtors?[/quote]

otokx:
I don't understand how some people think left left. The "Nanny" is qualified for a loan of 13 trillion naira as long as she has an asset that is worth more than that. To start with she is not even Nigerian and the only asset she has is the boutique building. CECILIA will have to provide an asset that will liquidate that 13 billion. It is only in Nigeria that people get loans without any collateral.

Really?

I have taken several loans over the years without collateral in the West.

Foolish little boy. Don't worry, you'll soon be back home from school to sit in your mum's lap to suckle. . . She might even ask you to pay tax for the milk

^Love! Na wa o! Fashola's girlfriend

sjeezy8:
OK SOURCE PLEASE

IF Lagos gets 40% from FG, what is the big idea, doesn't FG get its highest revenue from Lagos State

I dont think your making a point

half of deltans have run to Lagos so. . . be respectful

Source? You don't even know the figures for Lagos states internally generated revenue (IGR) and yet you're here making a clown of yourself. Get off your arse for once, google is your friend; reading also alleviates ignorance.

"Half of Deltans have run to Lagos"? . You have no shame, do you remember this post you made elsewhere?

sjeezy8:
lol i got those facts from cnn bbc and aljazeera news thats for 2008 figures

Rank State GDP (PPP$)
1 Lagos State 33,679,258,023
2 Rivers State 21,073,410,422
3 Delta State 16,749,250,544
4 Oyo State 16,121,670,484
5 Imo State 14,212,637,486
6 Kano State 12,393,103,864
7 Edo State 11,888,446,884
8 Akwa Ibom State 11,179,887,963
9 Ogun State 10,470,415,017
10 Kaduna State 10,334,763,785

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_GDP in 2007

keep lying  TO yourself you guys are feeding the north and the REST of NIGERIA

I would have asked you to do the per capita arithmetic for Delta and Lagos based on population, but maths is your problem; I remember you posted the above to support your strange claim that Lagos accounts for 30% of Nigeria's GDP.

Are you talking about the same old and tired weapons we all saw? Or did I miss anything?

If anyone has pictures of the "awesome" weapons, can they please post them?

^Please avoid capitals, its rude.

sjeezy8:
Maybe you should if Lagos state wasn't the highest revenue generating state in Nigeria.
Not to mention those revenues are made off of taxed Lagosian workers.

Approximately 40% of Lagos revenue comes from the FG; Lagos cannot feed itself. And nobody pays tax in Lagos, stop being a clown.
I'm hoping though that when you join politics you can move your Lagos out of the country and observe for yourself how quickly the state will go Bangladesh style hungry. Right now, we are feeding you guys, so be respectful.

sjeezy8:
Because beggars are also living off lagosian tax payers money, LESS non tax paying people = more money to be funded for Nepa

Really?
Thats like saying because Lagos lives off FG handouts, we should deport Lagosians to fund NEPA.

sjeezy8:
Very hard situation because Lagos State government cannot LEGALLY, provide assistance to those who are building houses in Lagos ILLEGALLY. (if you know what i mean)

I think its the Federal governement's obligation to relieve Lagos' popualtion density by allocating land and setting up more industrial means of production or agriculture OUTSIDE Lagos. Where cost of living is cheaper

These people should leave Lagos if they can't afford it

Mind you Lagos State Government was being generous by even letting them build slums in the first place. If it were UK or America they would knock them down immediately and arrest everyone who doesn't have proper documents for housing.

Don't sound like Goebbels!
One thing you must remember is that some of the people in those slums are from the Niger Delta. I know you guys have been saying on another thread that Lagos will declare independence. But until then, you must realise that the Niger Delta feeds you, be careful about your suggestions.

"Federal governement's obligation" ke! That translates as oil money from the Niger Delta.

^Really really funny but childish guy

larez:
@Sjeezy8:

Don't worry, you are almost right, but Atlas Cove is a refined fuel storage terminal that handles imported refined products. However, Lagos has probably more oil that most of the other Oil producing states, but these guys have no clue about this. Once we declare independence, they will weep that they had the arrogance to talk like they did to us. Once we begin developing our Oil fields both inland and offshore, nobody will want to go to do business with the rest of the country that we left behind. We shall be OPEC free and will pump out more than 3 times what Nigeria's quota is per day with OPEC.

Na mouth? These guys sha! So funny, Lagos declare independence! Una get de liver?

You're very very entertaining.

larez:
Yorubas with their rich culture need to be seriously cautioned. Stop yabbing these people about their comical clothes which consists of the used worn out Oyimbo shirt and the yoruba wrapper given to them as charity gifts from yoruba. Oh yes, and to top it up, they also wear Oyimbo hats and put feathers on them as well. Bad Yoruba people have concluded that these people were indeed savages before Oyinbo came to their villages. This is not right, and Yoruba people should stop. lol

See this fool. I'm talking about Lagos and you're talking about Yoruba. Fucking tribalist.

sjeezy8:
ignorance is bliss, youre walking around not knowing anything and are ok with

What place did you think MEND attacked? they only blow up oil revenue making places

Damn! This guy, you are beginning to surpass yourself. So FG imports refined petroleum through Atlas Cove for internal use. . . only for Lagos state to export as "their own oil".
My friend, pick your brain from the floor and use it. Abi you tink say dem de squeeze oil from akara?

sjeezy8:
. . .LAGOS STATE IS EXPORTING THEIR OWN OIL

Damn! Hahahaha!

@Afaukwu
I feel your pain!

sjeezy8:
the guy said it not me

so please dont be angry LAGOS STATE IS EXPORTING THEIR OWN OIL

So the ignorance goes farther than maths. Na wa, Lagos get oil!!!!

sjeezy8:
lol i got those facts from cnn bbc and aljazeera news thats for 2008 figures

Rank State GDP (PPP$)
1 Lagos State 33,679,258,023
2 Rivers State 21,073,410,422
3 Delta State 16,749,250,544
4 Oyo State 16,121,670,484
5 Imo State 14,212,637,486
6 Kano State 12,393,103,864
7 Edo State 11,888,446,884
8 Akwa Ibom State 11,179,887,963
9 Ogun State 10,470,415,017
10 Kaduna State 10,334,763,785

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_GDP in 2007

keep lying  TO yourself you guys are feeding the north and the REST of NIGERIA

. . .Now I understand. So you don't know maths, you just scream these rubbish figures at the top of your voice?

[Quote author=sjeezy8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8o5y5BmGs&feature=fvw
LAGOS IS 90% OF NIGERIA FOREIGN TRADE AND 30% OF NIGERIAS GDP[/quote]Dream on. The Niger Delta feeds you, all states are beggars.

[Quote author=sjeezy8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8o5y5BmGs&feature=fvw

LAGOS  IS 90% OF NIGERIA FOREIGN TRADE AND 30% OF NIGERIAS GDP

GO TO SLEEP

FASHOLA CHANGING LAGOS IS CHANGING NIGERIA[/quote]I wonder where you got those ridiculous figures from. My friend, you're beginning to sound as brainwashed as a suicide bomber.
We from the Niger Delta feed you in Lagos. If as someone on this page has suggested, Lagos is now more of a nation than a state; they can well leave the country, for the ND it will be one less mouth to feed. Ingrates.

Lagos is a begging state like every other (including ND ones).

bombsquad:
Afaukwu it appears you dont know lagos too well. . .The money allocated lagos from Abuja is no longer commensurate with the population and the level of development a megacity like lagos is needed to maintain. .Lagosians pay a lot as tax to enable the govt keep the city standard and take it to the first world level the world expects of it. . .Lagos is equating itself with First world cities and can no longer harbour beggars and miscreants that have no known address or place to call home.Hence the brilliant idea to resettle them to their hometowns where they have accomodation.

What is wrong with that? Do you see beggars on the streets of london? A Leader has to be dynamic and spontaneous to cope with fresh challenges. .Change is difficult. .but my friend Afaukwu,change has come to lagos and indeed would soon spread to the rest of Yoruba land.

Can you indeed say change has come to the SE?

Reasoning of this type is the reason why the ND should stop providing almost half of the revenue for Lagos. A state that still needs to go cap in hand to the FG for revenue is busy deporting other Nigerians like they are better than everybody else.
I think the ND should leave these unproductive but mouthy regions to provide for themselves, lets see how long they will remain mouthy.

Lagos is a begging state like every other (including ND ones) so why don't they deport themselves out of the country?

The way this Sanusi guy is going is shocking. He seems to act before thinking and his actions always seem rash and crude.

So these days Nigeria markets bank MD's abroad? Are we exporting them?

Roadshow of foolishness.

what do you expect?

When we have Mend and other Militants causing havoc in the Niger delta, Criminals and mammon worshippers kidnapping people for ransome in the east(exported from Naija delta), Crazy and blood thirsty jihadists raping , looting and killing in the north as Boko Haramists. It seems the only remaining sane area is the south west.

No really, what do you expect?

Ignorance or foolishness.

Why can't they go to Abuja to threaten corruption? Or deal with corrupt officials in their states, before taking on the catapult weilding don quixote's of Boko Haram? Too much odekuing and suyaing can cause problems sha.

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[Quote author=THE AMAKA]
sjeezy shut the hell up dissing igbos.
what the hell?
what happend to one nigeria?

and igbos stop dissing yorubas. all of yall are a hot mess.[/quote]I didn't diss igbos i said common igbo biafran clown a biafran igbo is different than a sensible igbo lol ok!!! Biafra is a fake country made up by some delusional igbos, for the breaking of one nigeria

now you shut the hell up all wrong and misread[/quote]Two formerly honey dew eyed 9ja's have suddenly discovered that one is Igbo and the other Yoruba. . . Gbosa!!
Why do we keep up with this "one Nigeria" bullshit? And then "deport" each other?

I never thought I would quote the bible but, this is apt;
"husband against wife, fathers against their sons and brother against brother. Many will pray for death, but it will not come. Woe, woe, to the inhabitants of the Earth"

Gekko:
I don't know which movie you've been watching, but the one I am seeing the villains are Bank executives who unjustly awarded  loans to their friends and family without collateral.

Is there a law that says banks must lend with collateral or that banks can't lend money to certain groups of people?

If these people are suspects, the law should have very quietly followed its normal course; not al this jumping, shouting and conflicting announcements.

texazzpete:
She hasn't been arrested because she's escaped arrest. There's a warrant for her arrest.
I hope you do realise that hundreds of thousands of Nigerians have monetary deposits in the troubled banks, of which Oceanic is one? or the thousands of Nigerians that are shareholders in Oceanic Bank, are they 'silly and illogical' too?
There's a global financial crisis on, and our previously impregnable banks have been shown to be weak-kneed. There's also the extremely reckles nature of lending carried out by Oceanic Bank under Ms. Ibru, yet you think Nigerians should not be agitated?
Nobody gives a damn about millitary regimes. All we care about is our money, and the disaster that collapsing banks can bring to our economy. Is it so wrong to call for the heads of those who wilfully brought this evil upon us?

No one has been found guilty and neither has any convincing evidence of crimes been put forward, we are all clawing in the dark. The handling of our national finances needs to be undertaken with a high level of caution and diplomacy. It is quite evident that more harm than good has been done by the current crude public labelling and calls for blood without trial. Our currency is losing value, our stock values are dropping, there have been massive withdrawals from the affected banks, foreign confidence in our financial sector has all but evaporated. All in all, Nigeria is worse of from Sanusi’s actions.
If these guys are suspected of fraud, the best thing would have been to arrest and try them before a law court; not by the press or the public. Employing the law of the jungle belittles Nigeria first and hollows out our judiciary next.
As to Ms. Ibru doing a runner, it is hard to tell if this is true; but considering the extreme actions employed by the CBN so far, it would be a wise action.

I keep hearing "oh! the banks used depositors money!". Welcome to the real World, that's exactly how every single bank on Earth operates.
If things are suspected to have been done fraudulently, it is for the courts. It surely isn't for baying mobs and jungle law.

So if she gave someone a loan, that is now a crime? A lot of what I hear here is unbridled jealousy.

If the loan is proven to be fraudulent by a court, then we can begin singing burial songs, until it is foolish to spout uneducated judgements.