₦airaland Forum

Plutarch:
I think its too forward 4 anyone to rush to defend sisi one d strenght of sarcasm here. Its better done by her.

That other did not see d sarcasm(if its so) does not tell any thing about their intelligence or english but only their sense of humour. There is no need comparing them with Dame who has a very poor use of english. That u r taught 'sarcasm' in d english class does not make sarcasm exclusively english;it can occur in all understandable languages.

I trust my Sisi she felt it will be a waste of time to reply those guys.
If i can read the first post and not detect the sarcasm in Sisi's post then i will question my own intelligence.

mshwwww, simple english you can't spoke!
 

What criteria did you use if i may ask?

How influential is GEJ from the south? forget the fact that he the sitting 'president'.

If this guy can 'influence' anything we will not be complaining.

KPac
God Bless You!

naijaking1:
Maybe I missed it, but where did it say the minister will be arrested

The probe panel set up by the House of Representatives probing the bogus contract of N4.5trn awarded to Single Window Systems and Technology (SWST) has summoned finance minister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala to appear before it today or face arrest. The panel also yesterday vetoed President Goodluck Jonathan’s decision to suspend the multi-billion naira concession agreement between the Ministry of Finance and a revenue facilitation company, Single Window Systems and Technology (SWST), which would have led to Nigeria loosing N4.5trn.

For Just 100 days in office, We are sick and tired of being sick and tired of him  

With the way he is 'presiding' over us one will even doubt if by 2015 there will entity called Nigeria and the GEJ himself will be so organized to organize an election.

Beaf:
[size=14pt]Nigeria: Two suspected Boko Haram members shot in Nigeria [/size]

News - Africa news .Security-Nigeria - Armed soldiers Thursday shot two suspected members of the violent Nigerian Islamic sect Boko Haram, in the northern state of Adamawa, the military said.

A military spokesman, Lt.-Col. Idachaba Idu, told journalists in the northern city of Jos that the suspects, who were riding on a motorcycle, were shot after they fired shots from the assault rifles they were carrying in Song, Adamawa.

'One of the suspects was killed instantly while the other was injured,' he said.

Boko Haram has claimed responsibility for the series of deadly bombings in Nigeria, including last Friday's bombing of the UN House in the capital city of Abuja that left 23 dead.

The group is based in Maiduguri, capital of the northern state of Borno, but has apparently spread its tentacles to other northern states as well as Abuja.

http://www.afriquejet.com/nigeria-two-suspected-boko-haram-members-shot-in-nigeria-2011090221555.html

Hope they wont kill this one instead of treating and making him talk?

This is true. With the killings in Jos it's just a matter of time before Kano will start it's own spill of blood.

The present governor was once a thug himself this was very obvious during the last election so dont expect to see any security measures to curb this, instead they will allow them to kill first and then the usual 'we strongly condemn this act' bla bla when people are grieving and mourning the death.

I weep for this country call Nigeria.

Just wondering if we carry out all these, will the beans be as tasty as it should be without the aforementioned? And if yes, will it still have the proteins and all goodies that our system need?

Thanks.

^^^
I actually posted that without checking your location. Now i know better.

claremont:
Nice responses so far, fingers remain crossed!

Claremont
Are you an Atheist?

Dear Mr President,

You are right on track.

Just a quick update:

We will assess you based on the number of bombs that have gone up since you assumed office including the one that have just gone off today at UN office in Abuja.

In fact it is going to be a continues assessment, you know what i mean,  JSS1, JSS2 and then at the end the overall result that's what we are going to do. We actually are doing it quarterly but since you want us to do it yearly we will be very happy do that. We just hope you can be able to cope with carry overs because you have failed 39 exams already. Lastly, we hope to see you graduate as you kept on promising us you will improve. In this university we dont tolerate drop outs as it is our rule that any student who drops out or absconds will face EXECUTION by our beloved and well trained allies Operation Anti Drunken Fishermen Unit a.k.a BK HARAMs

Thank you.

blank:
My brother just called. He is at National Hospital to see an aunty and saw many dead bodies especially Oyibo bodies. That they are mangled and dis-membered.

US and UK Citizens. A good reason for US to come into Nigeria. They were actually looking for something justify their coming and this is just one.

chamber2:
You are an Id.ot

If cold is an id.iot then you are idi.oooooooooot
A simple correction from a brother and you are already smocking!

@cold
I was tempted to correct especially the 'consented' guy but i rather smh.

example:
gulfer spelled satellite as sattelite
another guy up there spelled liar as lair
another one said 'i no' instead of i know etc.

mummy3:
You've just got an admission into JSS 1, my brother you never see nothing. How can it continue this way with children that are yet to arrive in future. by the time you start buying pampers, cerelac, sma, toys, clothes, shoes, medical bills, text books, school fees etc, you'll now realise that life can never remain the same and you'll now realise that your wife has slightly or heavily changed from colour blue to colour red.
I wish you wisdom and understanding to lead your home shia.

Mummy3,

I think you got it all wrong. I think the picture you are trying to give suits your very person. Dont give me the "all women are the same" shit!

Pampers, Cerelac, Toys?? If i can buy new cloths, shoes, manage medical bills, pay my wife's tuition to pursue her 2nd degree, you think i blink when doing such for OWN baby child(s)? come on,

I have so many examples around me of those who can afford these things you've mentioned in folds but still crying out so loud. I love my wife and the kids that are underway and i can assure you i am not rich but working very hard continue this new found life!

Da Doctor:
AT THE BOLDED. JUST ENSURE your WIFE DOESNT MINGLE WITH MINDS LIKE EBONYVILLE AND MRS CHIMA! ELSE SHE WUD ONE DAY SAY U ARE USELESS. JUST ADVISING OH!

Thanks Doctor!

This i am really working very hard on it. For now i am her best friend!

Physically:

When i look at myself in the mirrow i wonder what kept me from marrying my wife since the first few months we have met (we courted for one and half years).

Emotionally:
I b.ang my wife with all the relaxations in this world without any thought of the HIVs and the drama of 'i missed my period' etc back in the days.

Financially:
So so prudent in spending and managing my finance.

Hyginically:
My wife is something else! She can even 'inspect' my shoes to make sure no sand or any dirt is attached to it before 'allowing' me into the house, can u imagine?

My marriage is 18 months and 15 days today and i always silently pray to God to let it continue this way till the end.

Bloody Lie!

I have been in kano for the past 3 months and how come i never notice this socalled army?
The red cap was just worn that day to signify their support for the dude thats all.

Cheap publicity!

@ Passyjango

^^^ yeah right! how much did he pay you to come here and spew this rubbish?

You try sha but you need to try more.

He is FAKE!!!
I am the real Beaf.

@poster
The drunken fisherman is nothing but a Snail. We dont have a president.

Why focus this debate on the 'Sambo' in his name? This is simple. The father who is Igbo by origin married a Hausa and gave birth to a boy and decided to name him Sambo. End of discussion.

Mr. President have indicated his intention to evacuate Nigerians from the UK saying it is no longer safe, but they declined saying they prefer to die than to come back to Nigeria.

BRB with my unconfirmed source.

@ Beaf , Fake Beaf

When are you going to apologize to the people of Nairaland for deceiving them with your st.upit and misleading analysis that made them (of course not my likes) into voting your visionless, dump and drunken fisherman?

Who is paying you again into clamouring for Sanusi's sack? You have 2 looong years b4 that can happen

3direct:
no medical attn:, The guy no dey dig well, he dey show mercy, pin her down, raise the Y letter and support Backside with pillow, throw caution to the wind lol , she not gon die, dem no born the place, he must tear!! O sure ju!!

Man you wicked o.

efisher:
It is a fake. Beaf dealt with some folks during the election and a lot of them began to have sleepless nights hence the impersonation.

Are you saying we've had beaf in this forum before me?

Sun of god:
Is it 'Beaf' or Beaf!'?

The above quote shocked me - I was on the verge of issuing a curse.

Moderators / Seun, please investigate.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-656617.0.html

What do you want Seun to investigate? Open a panel of enquiry?

@ Dump Poster

What is the connection between the boy in that picture and the cars, 'restaurant' at the background?
If you want to convince my likes dont use this type of pictures. That pix is CorelDrawed or Photoshopped.

And where did you get Almajiri in that story?
Kefero!

enyojo:
No one is contesting the fact that either by crook or by hook, Jonathan has been declared the winner.
However, No one should think Buhari has failed.
[size=14pt]Let us wait until 2015 to truly know who the eventual failures will be.[/size]
It may be the 'theoritical' 22 million voters for Jonathan or Jonathan himself- That is if he fails to deliver the goods

What really baffled me was that there was no jubilations/celebrations after the results were announced. To think 22 million Nigerians wants the status quo, free and fair election my foot!
After 4 years we will surely know whether it is Buhari, 22 million voters or GEJ that failed.

Bishopking:
@op
Your argument is highly flawed sir.
To start with, I would say the nature of a community determines the accepted behaviour of foreigner living in it. You must know that the north is not the only place in africa where such people migrate to in good numbers. They go to northern ghana where the indigenous population also share same language, religion, complexion among others with them. Yet, it seems to me that the inhuman treatment and massacre of south nigerian people is unique to northern nigeria.
From historical perspective, your argument is even more ridiculous. We know that northern nigeria hausa people have always seen their southern neighbour as infidel to slaughter in order to get to paradise.
I know that most imams, politicians from the north who often incite their otherwise docile population to bloody massacre are true nigerians. We know them.
Based on these facts, I humbly say that your argument is amusing

The poster might be right! i read somewhere that most of these crazy/blood thirsty Almajiris were imported from neighboring chat and niger in search of livelihood, most of them were abandoned by their poor parents who does not know how to control their libidos and knows nothing about birth control. Of course they come in with their slades posing as students in search of Islamic education.

hoodboy:
Okay lets start from this joke a friend posted on F.B: Election Quiz for Dame Patience Jonathan: If UMBRELLA is UMBLERRA,PRESS is PLESS,then what is ELECTION??

ERECTION!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=650619.msg8168600#msg8168600 date=1303279296]@Beaf:

1) "Begging the question" is a logic error, not a sin. Not dishonesty. It is simply assuming what one must prove/argue is true. Here are two examples:

A) If I'm trying to convince you of X, I cannot assume X to be true in constructing my argument. It would be begging the question to say, "Assume X. Then X is true.", and have that as an argument for the truth of X.
B) Suppose that it is true that X and Y logically imply Z. If the truth of statement X is also dependent on Z, then that would also be an example of begging the question. . . since for me to use X in my argument, I have to assume Z. So I'm implicitly assuming that the very thing I'm trying to prove true (Z) is true! Again, a logical error.

There are more examples and variants of this basic theme. But this in a nutshell is begging the question. Or at least, how I understand it.

2) Now, let's look at what I wrote, which you claim is begging the question. We'll # each sentence, too:
I guess you are interpreting the above to be an argument for the truth of statement #4. Thus, for you, statement #4 is my conclusion, what I am trying to prove/argue is true. By accusing me of "begging the question", you are claiming that somewhere in my argument, I've assumed that statement #4 is true in order to prove it.

Now, why exactly are you wrong? Why did I not beg the question? For the following reasons:
A) First of all, sentence #1, #2, and #3 are not being used as evidence for the truth of sentence #4. #1, #2, and #3, if true, do not imply #4.
B) I do not assume that #4 is true to ensure that any of #1, #2, or #3 are true. Sentence #1 is always true. . . it is a conditional statement. Same for sentence #2. The truth of sentence #3 of independent of that of #4.
C) At a more fundamental level, none of what I wrote was a proof or argument for #4. I cannot be accused of begging the question if I'm not even arguing for #4.

So in a very technical, precise sense, I did not beg the question. Hopefully this should be enough to convince you or anyone else reading.

If anyone here is good at logic as well and you've caught a mistake made by me, please feel free to chime in. It has been a while since I've taken philosophy, so I could easily have made a minor error somewhere above.[/quote]Ok Sir,
All understood. It's break time Sir, can i go have some snacks because i am really hungry and i feel like 'peeing'

Ouch! am i in a wrong class?

HIROSHI:
After hours of protests and looting of shops belonging to non-indigenes, over the loss of the presidential election to President Goodluck Jonathan; supporters of General Buhari were seen jubilating in Kano when they saw military planes hovering over the Metropolis.

They concluded that there was a coup and the jubiliation cut across the masses and the some elites who equally would not want an 'arne' (meaning non-believer) being declared the winner.

They were also seen chanting 'a raba' (the country should be divided).

Seun how can topics like this finds its way to the frontpage a minute it is created?
mR HIROSHI or whatever you are called stop speading lies. I know there is tension in Kano ( i am in Kano right now), there is no such thing as jubilation because of coup.

WE ARE VERY MUCH AROUND!

We voted for Integrity and hope for a better Nigeria, unfortunately most nigerians are ok with status quo i.e. if the saturday elections was free and fair.