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Caprigal:
Ah ah?

Lols...ba3 was low last night and had some other amebos to do else where. Lemme attack you now

First, I've been in and out of one or two relationships. Loving and the one you used is relative. We might not see it the same way. Sadly, I won't be satisfying your curiosity

Number 2: you would be mad he didn't remember your birthday. Agreed, it can be a lil disappointing (thanks to nollywood and telemundos) Bet before you act on your anger, is your birthday really about you Should it really be about you What about that women who was ready to sacrifice her life for yours on that very day? That women who was between life and and death just to give you life? Have you ever on your birthday told her thank you for your sacrifice and love? Have you ever bought her a gift on your birthday? Have you ever given her any special treatment on your birthday?Does she cross your mind lovingly on your birthday or you just see it as another day to get gifts and special treatment from her and should she fail, you keep face like say you chop shi*t?

If you have never done any of those, you have no right getting mad because someone forgot your birthday... Before I forget, have you ever thanked your dad for not running away?

In conclusion, a giraffe's coffee would have turned cold before it reaches the bottom of its throat. Ever thought of that? No! You only think about yourself

#Stop the selfishness#

blazer234:
Hmmmm....Abimbola!

What I do

asuo27:
What has make-up got to do with this?, I love looking natural, go on make up occasionally.

I just want to use it to illustrate our need for acceptance. How we alter our appearance to the one we believe would be pleasing to the society.

I hope you know powder is part of make up, Hair extension of any kind falls under make up, ear ring of any shape or size falls under make up, Vaseline or lip gloss on your lips is a form of make up.

I bet you feel really good on days people rain you compliments on your looks.

One way or the other, the need for acceptance plays a lot in our daily activities, the difference here is the extent we go to feel comfortable in our own skin, yes! and accepted. That's where emotional IQ comes to play.

Our emotional strength varies. While you have been able to conquer the desire to drastically alter your looks to what the society love to see, some haven't, can't and might never be able to.

Fact# In a group of friends, the fair ones gets hit on more than the dark ones.

I'm not saying every guy out there prefers light skin over dark skin but a good number would choose a fair skin over a dark skin while few don't give a hoot about the skin color but wouldn't mind a fair lady. The ones who really are a fan of dark skin are painfully few.

YorubaDemon:
12. When two girls start fighting over boyfriend or stolen pant

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*tears bra, weavon, pant and shimi*

Afi shimi

asuo27:
And i repeat that "it's a thing of the mind", followed by inferiority complex.

I know i'm darker than you, and have come of age to make certain decisions for myself that my parents will only frown at but wouldn't spank me, my selling point as a dark girl is my looks: skin color, facial looks, stature, and body building, accepting yourself totally and not feeling fair ladies are prettier is the altimate, when you're prettier than 90% of these fair ladies.

Once a girl starts patronising bleaching creams, is not because she feels guys love fairer ladies, but because she's insecure in her own skin which is a personality disorder.

What could have triggered the inferiority complex

The need for acceptance can push one do crazy stuffs. I did a lil of psychology in school. Especially when it comes to physical appearance.

Ma'am, do you use makeup?

Chrisrare:
U nailed it sis, dats just d simple fact. Its hard for some peeps to accept it though...

I guess most are denying it so they wouldn't be tagged disloyal since they are Africa and Africa is black when deep within them, it's all about the fair chick

I have two sister and they are both fair. When people want to insult me, they call me 'omo dudu' (black child) or they tell me that's why you are dark in complexion.

When mothers give birth to their female child, you see them unconsciously dotting/anxious over the complexion of the child. Just playfully tell them their baby will be black and listen to their funny responses.

You'd hear comments like my baby is becoming black as if it's a taboo.

I love my skin color. Every shade is beautifully made

Caprigal:
Okay have you ever been in a loving and devoted relationship before?

Ah!

Lezzlie:
Check your box, I will be showing you the first of many tricks to come.

Done that

Caprigal:
Okay you don't celebrate birthdays, got it.

Are you a muslim?

Don't get me wrong. If I have the money to celebrate, I will. I've once forgotten my own birthday and if not for Facebook, I'm not sure I would remember anyone's birthday.

We are wired differently, though

I'm a Christan.

What's all these birthday fuss for?

Lezzlie:
There's a way around that.

How?

asuo27:
I was forced to check your dp if you're fair, but the reverse was the case.

Society don't make people, people make societies, so stop blaming this on the society.

It has to do with these ladies perspective of themselves, bleaching is a thing of the mind and i hope you know there are black women who wouldn't dare use a bleaching cream and i'm one.

Oh yes! I'm dark skinned and I Iove my skin like ki lo de...

I'm like this because I took a conscious effort to love me just as I'm. One of the psychological need of human is acceptance.

Ladies want to be accepted by men...most of 'em prefer fair skinned ladies.

It's not a thing of the mind. If dark skin was considered just as attractive as fair skin, bleaching won't be as widely practiced as it is today. Inferiority complex play a very little role in all of these.

People make society which in turn make people.

Lezzlie:
Nothing refreshes like some good old numbers, especially those ones that were your parents' favourites you grew to attach pleasant memories to. Quite nostalgic.

Downloaded that yet?

Couldn't.
It's either I'm asked to subscribe to some shït or pay

Chrisrare:
D fact dat ladies r bleaching their skin despite d negative consequences is a solid proof dat men generally find light-skinned ladies more beautiful and attractive dan d dark ones. So i dont know what other proof ur luking for.

Tenk you for being objective!

Maybe when they unashamedly agree that fair skin is often favoured over dark skin, the way forward to curbing bleaching amongst ladies might present itself.

I've said it time and time again, why would a lady bleach her skin if the society/men do not place more value on a fair skin

Lezzlie:
Don Williams? Looooooooolz! I grew up watching my father play that in the morning.

Phil Collins isn't country but pop rock. You like oldies? Good music never dies and oldies seem to have soul modern music lacks.

Try that Song I sent you. And tell me what you think.

Time for my evening swizzle, dear.

Would definitely do that.

Thanks for the correction on Phill...yeah! I love oldies. They feed my soul healthy stuff.

joseph1832:
I thought you said your pussy_ isn't up for grabs by any Nairaland dick? Why the self assurance, afraid it might get rammed by a righteous dick?

Whether you like it or not, a dick will surely fit into your pussy_ let's pray the dick isn't owned by a looser.

That was no self assurance, that was me showing we are on the same page hence, no use bickering about it.

Awwwwwn...so sweet of you. I appreciate your concern.

Lezzlie:
I'm not of any school of thought! I base my assertions on observation which aren't entirely stereotypically free

Most exceedingly pretty ladies get carried away by their looks and what that look can easily get them without slogging.
It impedes, but a smattering amount have risen above looks to pursue various skills and crafts and discipline.

Have you listened to Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson?

That's my favourite country

When I say country music, I'm referring to Don Williams and Phil Collins and the others like Brad paisley and co. I'm not really a fan of Alan Jackson...I used to have some of his songs, though.

I think fish and some other tracks like that. Would download the song

joseph1832:
On the contrary, it's you who is delusional, if I ever want your puSsy_ believe me there are ways i'd go about it, and this isn't among. This is just letting you know your pussy_ ain't worth the pleasure of having my dick inside it.

I'd be dammed if my pusssy is worth every dick. This ain't no master pusssy that anything can fit into. Phrase it whichever you want to.

...you can never have my pusssy
What's more, you already claim you don't want it
We cool, buddy.

Lezzlie:
I don't flatter, for flattery is like lies covered with pastry.

I actually thought --without visual confirmation-- you're the average looking lass who hides her lack of physical graces in books to make up for nature's injustice.

So I was taken aback by your bedazzling smile.

I'm stricken not only by your looks but your deportments.

Any one who doesn't find you breathtakingly pretty should treat visual impairment and dichromacy.

What's your favourite type of music?

Dang! You are also of the school of thought that beautiful and dumb are in syncrony

Country music is my favorite

joseph1832:
Yeah, I've heard that before.

Oh babe don't think i'd loose sleep over one pussy_ I couldn't lay when I know there are many willing pussies_ out there waiting, praying patiently to listen to the ministration of my musing dick.

Then quit being delusional over one puss*y you will never have

saintfellow:
Lol im a lover not a fighter, this is a friendly greeting. Good evening.

A beautiful evening to you too

Lezzlie:
On the contrary, I see a coffee coloured, chocolate beauty whose well-shaped, radiant white teeth contrast her skin colour in a rare blend of unrivalled aesthetics.

You're well sculpted by God himself. All flesh in perfect moderation. But that isn't what gets me;

I'm interested in finding out how nature gave the rare virtue of beauty and intelligence to a single girl.

Lol...now, don't flatter me.

While intelligence might be somewhat universal, beauty isn't. Some other person might shrink at the sight of my DP. For this reason one might never find a suitable answer for your question

However, I appreciate that you think this much of me.

joseph1832:
Nope! I'm rational. Now say the truth and be free...

If I ever want to be fücked, there are lots of willing dicks around...
Nairaland is not on the list of places I'd search from

Don't tell you won't sleep at night if I don't affirm your delusion

saintfellow:
Hi miss bournvita

Should I brace myself for war or is this a friendly greeting?

Lezzlie:
You're rich in experience and cosmopolitan in breeding. It reflects in your world outlook.

That's you in your DP? Yes I just checked

I owe that to my parents. They move, we follow.

Yes, that's me in my DP...not to worry, it's not an offence

Lezzlie:
That's a rich cultural experience, coming from the south and growing up up north.

You schooled there as well ?

I was brought up in a number of states aside Bida, the rest are south west. That's if Ilorin can pass as a south west state.

I schooled in Jos (tertiary institution) And I was born there.

Lezzlie:
Is that your first visit up north?

Nope!
I schooled in Jos.
I was born in Jos but not brought up in Jos.

By birth, I'm from plateau state

Lezzlie:
lolz, no need, it's all just banter for banter's sakes.

I read you're serving. Where?

Kaduna

joseph1832:
Will you just admit you want me to fuck_ you?

Are you delusional as well?
Asewo!
Amebo!
The list is endless...

Lezzlie:
Just like a tiny razor to Samson's hair turned him to a human jelly. It is so.

I give up!

If I can kiss him, why can't I share toothbrush with him?

joseph1832:
Let me come inside and hear you pray. I know women pray very well whenever a dick is inside them thrusting away.

Will you just write in English already