₦airaland Forum

bratan: If u love am, give am belle, n she say she get miscarriage (using antibiotics) na still marry am?

Oga i beg no querry me o,

I don talk my own

if u wan say it , say it

no need for all this style style talk.

only one way to show you love her,

if u give an belle, marry am

OK,

BRITAIN don carry ship go libya to evacuate all its citizens due to escalating violent.

but naija do like say nothing dey happen there, abi nigerians no dey libya??

Okeikpu: u don tokam finis Mary,chisos,Peter,Paul,Thomas, Moses & the rest....all whites, not a single black man... I think time don reach when we suppo apply some wisdom do u guys notice hw my pple take dey see Pope fransis as their second Jesus... hs pictures r allover my Biafran land.... Marys own na worst.....infact her status a lone surpasses 5million in the east... religion is a very serious problem in the world, especially in Africa.

its hopeless dats making pple so religious.

in the western world, the govt is mostly responsible for the welfare of the citizens, but in africa the govt dont give a hoot , soooooo

them need to rely on something naaa.

no forget o, na oyinbo show us jesus, but now wey them don rest for the matter.

we no gree rest

Biliamin: She is a Nurse in one of the teaching hospitals in Lagos. she discovered she was charged to resume night duty the week her Child is 6 months.

The challenge is where and how to take care for the baby at night when the mother is away on duty. All options seem to have been exhausted without a step to take:

1. The baby should be with the hubby at home. The challenge with this option is that the hubby's place of work is on the island and they stay on the mainland. He joins staff bus that usually leaves the office at 5:45 to 6 PM and doesn't get home until 8pm. Her resumption time is 7pm. she won't be able to leave home until hubby returns and the same thing happens in the morning. hubby needs to join the bus at 7 am and she might not be at home until 9 am. apart from this, the child sucks at night.

2. Engage a Nanny. No go area. where would the nanny be sleeping?

3. Invite a family member. All young family members are occupied and older ones (aged) don't want to stay in Lagos cos they would be the only one at home when everybody has gone to work (boredom)

3. Go to work with the baby. what happens when the baby is crying in the changing room and the mother is attending to a dying patient (this is extreme though) but the need to check on her baby everytime would not allow her concentrate on her job?

4. Appeal to the unit head who prepared the roster. The woman did not agree. she said they are short staffed.

5. She should resign. No go area. she supports the family financially

experienced couples... how have you managed situation like this?

Welcome to my world.

This is similar to what i went tru in my working days.

By morning my breast go don full of milk, meanwhile my pikin dey house dey drink cow milk. ::: $##

ijekul: She was tested positive for a banned substance after winning Gold for Nigeria

Okkkk

I remember. Tnk u

Mynd44: This is wrong Orlando Bloom should know that it is never right to hit a girl

Ouch

In other news

I beg who sabi cook better fried rice and chilli chicken.
Oga don order food, but leg no go let me stand dey cook. D pain is killing me.

Damn stilletos

ijekul: Its really sad she was too young

Bros i beg wetin happen to her?

ijekul: Just wondering what happened to our men and what they went there to do...compete I guess

Seek asylum

lakefist: May God forgive you for blasphemy I pray u understand sooner that your soul needs to be saved b4 it's too late.
My God is bigger than any less god or messenger you worship.

Oga forget all this talk

Untill africans learn to ask for proof , we will remain stagnant.

Strongfaze: I hope you are not looking at the map of Africa upside down. At number 10 it says Marian Apparition in Zeitoun (1968-1970) which is in Cairo, Egypt! And others were busy liking it. *SMH*

Wen i say africa, i mean africa. Not the one wey dem gather together for geographic or economic purposes.

Anyways, dats a story for another day

Not a single one in Africa

Oyinbo don talk,

Black man must to obey

Babymama1: The thing scares me to death
Sometimes when I am hanging my legs on those stirrups my thighs be vibrating with fear
Can you imagine a male doctor sitting on a stool with a very bright light shinning in your Jericho and he is inserting instruments and snipping some of your sumtin
Very invasive and scary
I wish there was a way to teach husbands to do it

Do you or any of the ladies have problems with male OBGYNs or male doctors in general poking and palpating you?

it doesnt really bother me o, maybe its because am used to my doctors, had them for almost 10yrs, and they are not fyne atall

but if its the guy in reception, lord help. He is so cute wit his tatoos eh? And i dont even like tatoos o. I wont even do the test sef for fear of losing control God forgive me. Aint i too old to be crushing on a guy

not really,

just my usual routine.

but that pap test (smear test in uk) worries me abit.

its quiet painful or is it just me?

KelvinGraphics:



U never still come Lagos ni? Abeg dnt 4get my Vodka when coming o

not yet o.

i dey fear kidnappers

This woman needs a gud bra.

its becoming ridiculous.

jericco1: hmm you must be from that part of the world.

yes i am,

And u??

Just kidnap d person or e pikin, ask for a reasonsble ransom.

U will get ur money sharp sharp wit interest on top.

See wat this country has turned to

Lol,

The only evidence i need to disbelieve all this religious crap, is comparing religious nations and not so religious ones.

E.g africa and europe.
For a continent that claim to love God so much, how can so much evil happen to them?

Dear lord, pls grant the innocent ones an avenue to get out of nigeria.

The rest will get wat they deserve.

Maybe if they have a gud life here here
They wont want to bomb themselves in hope of a better life in the other world.

Symphony007: FIRST FAMILY OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.
The cameron's.

awwww, I always forget of that his son dat died.

out oc site is sometimes out of mind.
R I P son x

ahnie: NExt.

pls my dear? Ignore dis woman o, U are probably wondering why no one is trying to correct her. But she is a known lunatic, pole just ignore her these days. U shudder do do same.

Ok, so Hollywood is just like nollywood,
After the success of 12yrs of slave , we r going to have a thousand movies about slavery abi?

Still cant see it, i beg make i go ready my children for school.

i dont feel very clever dis morning .

Am guilty of this, but only for parties.

IV says 2.pm , am getting there 6pm.

but if na oyinbo , 2pm na 2pm.

so u just act according to the race
or culture of ur host

VantagePoint: Then you should stop at those 4 kids.
Don't tempt God/Providence/Nature.

Hahaha, even without AS i don reach my limit o?

Cant afford more kids. Kids are just too expensive.

bigmodo: What options are available for a couple with the same A.S genotype so they wont produce S.S children, please assist us.

depends on where u live.

am As, so is my hubby.
we ve 4 kids all As.

its possible.

spyder880: Average price for wooden door frames is N2500

Ok tnk u.

how about the doors.

Chai, hackers really spoil nairaland o,

Since yesterday still no answer

spyder880: Painted with Sharon paints.

oga spyder pls i need some info.

Remember d door and frames u used for dis house? How much did they cost?

Builders in the house, pls is it ok to use iron doors as interior doors?

N how much do these door cost?