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A family came to my house last week, hmmm I had to spray d house, on d fan open d windows, d odor from d woman whew was .........

white mosquito: So even guys get wahala like dis?

okoto kariri.

Ope wait make I shit finish.

Hmmmmm

Lie

How

Abeg mk dem live d man jor, na ram him d find. Good for him

Odiegwu choi

Easy starters!

Papa caro .hahaha

Kia pure wickedness. May she pay for it!

God is awesome!

demelza: Everything is wrong with this pix. From the ratty weave down to the leggings.
She just committed a serious fashion faux pas. Never wear a leggings, or its equivalent, with a short top. Cover up your female assets and stop looking like them cheap skank!

u r so right

Na waoooo dis is becoming common. Wot if ladies starts there own? Men pls oo u all need God's mercy. Tufiakwa!

Funny

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]The guy adores his centre of gravity.. Is that a crime?[/quote]mbanu

We live by God's grace!

wasak: so because GOD has blessed him with children He's begging for money?
what is wrong with Nigerians? whose business is it if ur wife delivered a million children? he should sell them to get the money...

crap!!!
Congrats anyway

ur type might never know d joy of kids.

U don kolo mental now. M so ashamed of u. D bible said flee from fornication, y u no run commot since? Don't worry till whn u no get womb again, den u will knw d value of wot u spoilt. Rubbish!

bellong: Why not start by reading and listening to good stories.... There are millions of successful marriages across the world, you only chose to listen to the bad ones.
We are what we listen to or attract. Change your perception, read good books, undertake a personal study of people who are in a successful and blissful union, then you will have good stories to share.

The creator of marriage knew we wouldn't be complete without it. Yes, it's one of the best gifts we can get from Him. Bad marriages are results of failures of the parties involved beginning from when they were still singles till they got married.

Between, you expect people to come here and tell you that their marriages are hell? Really!!!!!!

right

Ok good for him

sexymoma: During And After....
I eat one spoon, i eat small meat/fish
I carry one swallow, i eat small meat/fish
Then Finally; if it soup i use ma meat/ fish to wipe the soup from the plate.

u be Tiv person?

Ddy: Please are u telling me there are no jobless graduates in Winners or Redeem church. i think they must be. What is d pastor doing with such amount of money without helping the youth in his church. Every sunday they go to church,raise their hands & receive prophetic words like " by this time next week,God will bless you with new car,new work etc always hoping & hoiping while d pastors get richer from.your tithe & offering. please pastor share that 400 million naira to 2000 graduates in ur church. it will go them.200,000 naira each. It will go a long way helping them#gbam#

these r d tings dat mk pple not to go to church. Wot a shame. T.B does he hv a jet? I doubt nd God is blessing him nd using him.

Can u imagine dat? Nd pple go hungry in shiloh!

Whew dis is wot am talking about, dey shuld give me work there oo.

Airforce1: Yea the news z true..
My sis got an I.V from lola two days ago.... Definitely gonn be there

meaning?

ajayikayod: Bros small small o.
Wat message did u receive? a threat or invitation for conference (lol).

U can answer dt by asking urself if angels can send message too.
Please try allow bible experience guide and dominate ur ministering not personal experience.

lol

Wolvy X5: God protect your children from all these evil that's fast spreading.

ya diri otu ahnu

Hmmmm thought wizkid nd Banky seperated? Meanwhile Akon is now ibu.fatty

lomomike: There is a stage of life called “the meantime.” This is when you are in transition from one particular season of life into another. For example, when you are making the leap from being a college student to being a professional, from being childless to being a parent, and from being single to being married. This is a time of waiting, of anticipation, and of excitement. It’s also a time of preparation and growth. Or, at least it should be.

For many singles, “the meantime” leading up to marriage is difficult. The waiting can get old and can wear on you, which is why it’s important to be on guard for the behaviors and attitudes that come from getting impatient and from acting out impulsively. Consider these five behaviors to avoid while waiting to marry and determine how well you are doing in “the meantime.”

1. Sleeping with another person’s spouse
The desire to be married or to be loved should never lead you into a married person’s bed. Not only do you contribute to breaking a marriage covenant, but also you set yourself up to be cheated on once you get married. Furthermore, your self-esteem plummets when you stoop that low just to feel close to someone. The married person may string you along and promise marriage to you at some point. But just know this, if he/she cheated the first time, there is a strong likelihood that cheating will occur again. Either way, you will reap what you sow.

2. Being jealous or envious of another person’s spouse or marriage
I’ve heard from single women who say, “I can be a better wife than she is.” “She doesn’t treat her husband like he’s supposed to be treated.” “I’m nicer/sexier/smarter than she is. Why can’t I find a man?” On the other hand, men might wonder, “How did he get that kind of woman?” “He’s not making the kind of money that I am making.” These types of comparisons don’t lead to the marriage of your dreams. They lead to competition, low self-esteem, and an envious attitude. When you secretly desire someone else’s marriage, you don’t have any room in your heart for God to bless you with your own marriage. Instead of making comparisons and being jealous, why not be happy for the couples you know and do your best to stay out of their business because no one knows what happens in a marriage behind closed doors.

3. Appearing desperate and lonely
I remember my parents teaching me that how you carry yourself matters. People will respond to you and respect you based off of what’s on the outside, first and what’s on the inside, second. Sure, things should be flipped, but the reality is that they aren’t. That’s why appearing desperate and lonely is not a good look for someone desiring a healthy, happy marriage. Grown, single women can appear desperate if they are always dressed provocatively or if they are constantly seeking attention from a man. A man might want you for a night if you appear easy, but I doubt if he will want you for a lifetime partner. Grown, single men can appear desperate, too. Every time you see them they might be trying to pick up a different women. They grope and grab women, use cheesy pick up lines, and wear too much cologne. They are just desperate and maybe even a little creepy. To attract a woman who will respect you as a man, you need to dress like a man and not like a teenage boy. You also can’t appear to be on the prowl. Appearances matter for men and for women.

4. Speaking negatively about the opposite sex and about relationships.
What comes out of your mouth matters. All men are not dogs, and all women are not gold diggers. All men will not cheat, and all women aren’t trying to trap you in a relationship by getting pregnant. If you speak negatively about the opposite sex, then you meet and date negative people. You also have to stop speaking negatively about love and relationships. If you have been betrayed in the past, that doesn’t mean you will be betrayed in the future. Statements like “I don’t trust anybody,” and “I’m not giving my heart away again” set you up for failure. You will never experience the blessing of marriage if you don’t trust or open your heart. So be careful how you speak about your future spouse and about marriage. Your tongue can block you from your blessing.

5. Attaching your happiness and identity to another person
If you don’t know who you are right now and if you aren’t happy in your single status now, things will not change once you jump the broom. Another person can’t make you happy, even if he/she is your spouse. It’s sad to see one person in the marriage be totally consumed by the other to the point that he/she doesn’t know who they are. Just because you come together as one in marriage doesn’t mean you don’t have individual personalities or interests in life. The union of marriage helps both spouses grow into who they are individually while at the same time grow together as a couple. So, regardless of your marital status, be happy now, love who you are now, and walk in your purpose now.
If you are single and desire to be married, your day will come if it is God’s will for your life. What you do now, in the meantime, has a profound impact on what happens once you say “I do.” So, don’t block your marital blessing by getting impatient and opening yourself up to the wrong attitude or behaviors. Instead, focus on how you can experience the blessings of life now, which will make your marriage stronger and happier once it becomes a reality.

http://munaluchibridal.com/5-behaviors-to-avoid-while-waiting-to-marry/

my friend stopped talking to me or pinging me just because I traveled home for my trad nd white.

U235weapongrade: Okpa di okuuuu

hey Jesus! Funny people!