EmptyCoconutHead:
u think I wanna ask u for friendship?

Lol just incase, so you don't even bother ooo.

EmptyCoconutHead:
it means thank you very much in calabar language..
pls I have something to share with you on WhatsApp.
can I reach the number on your signature?

Hope it is business? I am not single ooo

Treasure17:

Beauty is immaterial when it comes to achievement. I doubt if you've received yours too.

You guys are too brilliantly hilarious

Listar:

U want to gist d babe bah? Op focus on getting a good charger first, she might b someone's wife

LMAO Thank you ooo….Op is not serious at all!

smat101:
OP don't mind all these hypocrites Castigating you...
but why girls like dey chop like say dem never chop for one month when dem come visit their boyfriend.
I remember asking my ex to come visit, before she came I went to market bought all what she will need for the week she will stay...Only for all the provision to finish in 3 days.(left all the raw food for who to cook). That didn't pain me though the one that Annoyed me was the day she came I was at work so I called and ask her what to buy when coming back she said she wants to eat peppery meat... As per e don tay wah I see her, I went to chatter better pepper chicken (1/2 chicken) buy five alive join am...Hoping we will cook noodles and take it for dinner...
when I got home I dropped it on the table and said "Babe see the chicken o Lemme go and shower" ...Before I finished bathing the girl don down the chicken come dey do "hooo Haaa hooo Haaa" shouting pepper pepper gimme water...
I look on top table chicken don finish she didn't open the juice,I still the wonder wetin happen.
In my mind I just the "say pepper kee u there" though I ran outside to get a bag of pure water cos there was no water in the house...
That thing the pain me till today...
some girls are so insensitive and I detest that trait in girls...it didn't end there o I asked her to cook noodles let's eat, she was like Baby I'm tired help me cook it na (me that is just coming from work I'm not tired abi)... I just smile enter kitchen cook am sharp sharp,she still chop pass me upon the 1/2 chicken way she consume.

She get your Mumu button no be small you guys can do anything for love, sorry for s.ex

Weirdgee:
I think it means guy.

Hahahahaha this is so funny hahahahaha
It means Original poster looool

Trust me, they ain’t there to be laid but to charge their phones so they could communicate with their real boyfriends who they are madly in love with! Try nonsense and they will shut you down instantly. Same happened to me with a neighbor, and the moment he sent a text to me, tellin me he wanted to kiss me that evening...that was the end! Our friendship ended instantly.

smat101:
Honestly I use to be one faithful somebody but its all behind me...If we are dating I can cheat on you without remorse but if we're married I can't and won't cheat...There are two sexual sins that I've promise my self not to commit:

1. I will Never Cheat on my wife (though I'll never tell her) in fact I'll make her think I am cheating sef.
2. I will NEVER,I repeat NEVER sleep with another mans wife knowingly.
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You are obviously still a boy! We used to think this way back then as teens.

Jh0wsef:
In as much as "It is his money, and he can do whatever he likes with it", i am not in the "all is vanity" crew either, I feel there are more pressing issues he can sort out..

In the next 100 years. there won't be any Davido nor Wizkid but rather the legacy and impact left and not the jewelries.

If this N36million can be chaneled into empowerment programs or even orphanages, you'd be surprised to see how many smiles hd would put in people's faces. It's not even our government any longer, it's misplaced priorities.

Davido has gotten jewelries before, he's doing them again. is it that the diamond is not shining enough from the other jewelries?

Even the other Nairalander who won some millions on betting last year shared about 600k in a thread. His impact is still felt

I pray to God everyday to bless me if not for anything, but to be a Blessing to people. I love giving in my own capabilities

600k Where was I??

Miracle did same months ago hummmmmm

BrutusOj:
we black people especially Nigerians are still suffering from slave syndrome. How can someone fly all the way abroad to give birth cos of citizenship by birth?

Why not? If he got the money, of course he can choose to fly anywhere in the world to give the best to his wife and son...I’m pretty sure you’d do same, let’s stop being hypocrites...not calling you one before you start an e-war lol and by the way, Davido is an American already.

RTSC:
Since Donald Trump has stopped this overnight citizen syndrome, these free loaders have jumped to the UK.

Boris Johnson would cancel it soon. Maybe they would turn to Germany next.

Davido is actually an American citizen by birth..I hope you are aware of this.

So guilty of this I give out my number even before he requests for it and block him instantly : not playing hard to get, but most guys are so so so stubborn! Tell them you are married, dem no go gree. Just give them your number to stop further embarrassments and block them later.

EmptyCoconutHead:
sosongo eti eti

I don’t understand ooo

This rice issue is a serious one but no one is taking it up sadly! How long do we continue like this? Just when I started buying foodstuff my self....I’m so sad!

EmptyCoconutHead:
thanks a lot dear .
How long before I start seeing changes and I read somewhere u said one needs to visit the gyms cos it may likely make u too soft maybe cos the drugs was initially meant for the ladies tho.
Lastly kindly share a cover photo of the drugs so I'll confirm it with the ones the pharmacist may likely give me..
Thanks a lot

Within a week or 2 weeks, you will start seeing changes. You can google the name, you will see the pack itself.
Yea, it’s advisable you visit the gym though not necessary but the major work of Apetamin is to make you eat more and it slows your metabolism down so your body can accumulate fat in the necessary places.

EmptyCoconutHead:
food boku for my house scatter especially garri vegetables and fish and I dey eat wella.
I'm just tired or xasten cos when u stop xasten you'll go back to your original slim stature.
Do u know if the weight gain in apetamin is permanent?

I believe it is, if you continued to eat well but at least take it for a significantly long period.

EmptyCoconutHead:
how much is it and where can I get it?

By the way, budget extra money for feeding oooo otherwise you‘d just be punishing your stomach. You need to eat like 4 times daily and also it has some side effects as a first timer but latter on it subsides.

EmptyCoconutHead:
how much is it and where can I get it?

Go to any good pharmacy and it is between 2,000 to 2,500 Naira.

ElasticStone:


I think it has to do with my body metabolism. I burn off my nutrients very quickly. I tried eating beans, fish and complan for the past 3months or so daily but my body is just recalcitrant to change.

Buy Apetamin syrup and thank me later! Works very fast, but as a guy you might need to gym so you don’t get all fleshy like a woman.

stupidity:
So you are small in stature and you are here on nairaland e-fighting all the time.

Go and get Apetamin syrup. Make sure you don’t work and you have enough food as well. Give yourself 2 to 4 weeks and thank me with your pvssy. I don’t give advice to girls for free

Op,

healthserve:
I think say Timi say him be gospel singer. Benjamin sha

Look well, they are just faking it up.

Once you reveal your financial status to some men...that's the end! they keep borrowing till nothing is left. smh!

Those days, my mum would have beaten those goodies out of me...I dare not even imagine such. He lied and he is too young to make up such lies...could be influenced by bad older friends, T.v and his environment. I'd advice you don't take this matter likely nor joke over it, because you might just be breeding a future criminal, God forbid.

iamadonis2:


True. Lately this has made me hardhearted. I know she's broke and may want to give her cash but I just think to myself:

" Oh well, why bother? She's gonna call him for help"

I don’t think he is going to sleep with her and I really doubt if there is anything serious going between them . He is only helping her out financially to cover up for the disappointment and heartbreaks he put her through and she is taking advantage of it. It will stop , don’t worry yourself ! Once the dude conscience is clear, he’d limit his help for her.

I had just finished my junior exams at that time. I was out playing with my siblings when I felt this disturbing pains below my abdomen, then I went to pee and there it was ....I was really sad, not because of the pains but because it ruined my playing hours. I told my mum later and as expected of most African moms, she started with stories of how she would cut me with new blade down there if I ever opened my legs to any man! She also went as far as pressing my stomach almost every night...trust me, it wasn’t a good experience.

Get K-BROTHERS soap, original one.

Reminds me of my first year in school.
I fell ill, so missed my major Business Maths test...well, I felt since we are humans I could beg my lecturer to make me do mine privately but he instead turned me down and gave me an option of sleeping with him and he was such a Very old man o! I was shocked as it was my very first time of experiencing such and that day marked the beginning of different threats from him! the pressures were so high and he promised to fail me forgetting that I have a bigger God. I am no fan of mathematics but with God’s help, I read like my life really depended on it and when the result came out...I got a distinction , it was a miracle! That was how my nightmares ended.

Younghacka:

Becca. . . How Did That Your House Matter End, Were You Guys Able To Get A Refund?

Still on it as the case has been taken to court,but really we have moved on but some of us still want justice to keep him from duping another set of prospective tenants in the future.

NobleAngell:
I don't care about her bum shorts... pls who's that handsome guy in the second pic. I'm asking for a friend.

That should be Gideon one of the former HM, I stand to be corrected because I don't watch this nonsense, thanks to NL.

puretayo:
One day animals like, cow, dog, goat, cat e.t.c will look back and kai they suffered gan for Nigerians hand.

what has this got to do with the topic? You guys are clowns

My favorite movies like Django unchained and also 12 years as a slave made me realize how bad slavery was in those years... Our forefathers really went through hell! Thank God, it is all over.