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I'll take this rather than snob me.

THE BEST WAYS TO TURN DOWN A GUY...

Guy: can i buy you a drink??
Girl: Actually, i would rather have the
money..
Guy: i'm a photographer, i've been looking
for a face yours.
Girl: i'm a plastic surgeon, i've been
looking for a face like yours.
Guy: how did you get so beautiful?
Girl: i must have not been given your
share.
Guy: will you go out with me this
saturday??
Girl: sorry, because i'm having a headache
this weekend.
Guy: go on don't be shy, ask me out.
Girl: oh get out.
Guy: what would you say, if i asked you to
marry me??
Girl: nothing, i can't talk and laugh at the
same time.
Guy: shall we go and see a movie??
Girl: I've already seen it.
Guy: Can i have your name??
Girl: Why, don't you have yours??
Guy: Haven't i seen you some place
before??
Girl: Yeah, that's why i don't go there any
more..
Guy: Hey babe, whats your sign.
Girl: Don't enter!!
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, no services today.
Guy: If i see you naked, i will die happy.
Girl: If i see you naked, i will die laughing.
Guy: Where have you been all my life.
Girl: Where i will be the rest of your life-
IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS...

Keneking: I feel like crying...what an inhumane condition and treatment. It reminds of one place in Isaac John, Ikeja back in the days (which is beside EcoBank now). One can get a quickie at night without even seeing the eyes of the other. God forgive.

I still de wonder how you take know.

Abegi! sack self even better. which work them de do before? make them come hustle! abi Government na person papa?

CFCfan: Chicago has witnessed about 4 different killings in the space of one week.

anyone selling assault rifles should be forced to close down! everybody should forfeit their rifles and after 3months, anyone caught with a rifle either home or museum should be sent to the penn. I rest my case!

Billyonaire: America is not safe, I advise all Nigerians living in that country to be very careful and should not enter public gatherings at odd hours. The proliferation of guns in that country even in the hands of suicidal Americans is a lethal combo.

......please always avoid cities like Chicago, states like california and New york, be security conscious, contact the local authorities or FBI if you find any situation suspicious. Also visit the Nigerian embassy website for regular updates or call 0800NAIJA.

I think its high time we issue a travel warning too!

homepage no comment? how far na?

where is UK please, is it inside Ikeja shopping mall? broke a$s country!

Don't quote me yet! I am strongly convinced that Darey Art Alade does not earn 15million naira a year! why would he happy-go-luckily import Kim with half a million green backs? I know its not my business, but hey! somebody must talk! not that Kim is a musician, crack jokes or something. according to sources (cos I can't pay a hundred K for that) she didnt spend up to 2hrs, in that case, let's. call it a flash. what was his motive of bringing Kim? I'm sure he didn't gain a dime. 75million naira no be beans o.......how far? the show would have been more gracious without kim, what a Kim can do a Nigerian can do better.

Na who you expect the baby to resemble before? landlord? abi na your fada?

I love this name! more like people's republic of china and this in one way or the other gonna increase the beaf ghanians and co have been cooking for us.

something about the last picture, isn't that same billboard we saw something like "Nigeria children are happy and healthy " advertising milk on the other tread somedays ago?

I can tell. You that this song was not leaked in anyway. This is how Psquare behaves! When alingo first came out, it was timaya's kinda beat they used before criticism from fans forced em to recook it. Watch out this beat won't be that. Same again when the video comes out. Yeye set of boys!

Dear President Jonathan, if your goodluck enables us lift the African Cup of Nations today after 19 years, kindly declare a public holiday on Monday 11th February and see how Nigerians will love you! Pls rebroadcast until it gets to Aso Rock! Thank you.

Huh!

I FELT LIKE RICK ROSS........CAN'T HOLD ME BACK!

PROUDLY NAIJA!

See as Lagos empty! Super Eagles go hear am if them mistakenly no win.

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what are they scanning please.......explicar!

THIS SPACE IS UNDER LITIGATION.........PLEASE DO NOT TRESPASS!

All of you tapping trash here that Wizkid is the main problem, maybe u should tell us how ungreedy your bosses are in your various places of work. truth is, THE NIGERIAN MAN HAS NEVER BEEN A GOOD BOSS! WIZKID DESERVES BETTER! ..........my nine piece!

@666, what tricks? a brother would like to know.

Alleinad: Humans have the power and God gave them, he said the death and life are in the power of the tongue. The blessings passed from abraham to isaac to jacob(israel) worked because humans can do that. David cursed the wisdom of ahitophel, it worked. Jacob cursed reuben, it worked until moses destroyed the curse. However, the bible says the curse causeless shall not stand.

pah! how come everybody is not equal? are u saying some know how to bless than others?

advocate666: Yes. There is a trick however. It works only if you believe.
It is wasteful to bless or curse an unbeliever.

in that case curses don't work when you don't believe?

Greetings! I have heard of people lamenting and blaming their life because they think they ve been cursed one way or the other. on the other hand, people rest their life on the shoulders of some people who they may change their cause in life.........aren't we mere an ordinary humans? can we really bless and curse people? if so, how come? what's behind this cause blessings and curses are mere words we can just shrug off.

OP, I don't know what you still want to know after all these replies above me. lemme tell you briefly how I was beaten by military men. I grew up in warri, one night, I was walking with a guy of mine who was notorious for smoking weed. I was at a know he was with weed that night and hapless for me we got caught, as someone innocent I even asked em to search me, to cut my story short, I was beaten like as if I was being handled by a machine. at some point, gravity disappeared and I was floating on air because one was giving me from the ground (he never allowed me to touch the ground) while the other was handling me from top. it was even worse when I tried to explain, on that day I regretted ever being a "bloody civilian ". Brotherly, I prefer armed robber to Nigerian men in uniform.

PetroDollaz: What is freaking wrong with a George W Bush highway in Ghana?Ghana can name their roads whatever.you have a problem with that?don't know why it's on NL.

Can you see a Kwame Nkrumah road in the US?

MSY: "The George W Bush Highway"....

In Ghana...

Crazy Africans.

I pity Africans!

Oh! this Nollywood hustler? we don comot from era of "who wore it better ", now na with and without make ups. make I go piss abeg! before I piss on thread, I just de wake up.

Which youth are u even talking about self? The ones wey like owambe pass anything so? abi the ones wey de do aproko for bbm like u? pity pity!

Same old crap! blurred visuals, munched soundtracks, poor screenplay and different untalented hustling actors and actresses!