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How does this affect the bargaining price of ashawo in Sabon Garri Kano or 45 Allen Avenue in Lagos

slaxzy:
Nigerians have a way of eulogizing their dead, when he was sick while didn't the so called Nigerian give him the best medical treatment! Only to start wasting our money on one burial that you can't even justify if his going to hell or heaven!

If your daddy die tomorrow (if he is still alive) make sure you find out his destination whether he is off to hell or heaven before you plan what you gonna do on his burial ceremony eeediot

Happy Birthday MOG wish you anoda 30 years ahead. And please this is to Pastor Adeboye's close associate, family, friends and fox as Daddy turns 70 i urge you all to observe this rule: TOUCH NOT HIS MILLIONS AND DO HIS PROFITS NO HARM. do this and it shall be weel with you all

Happy Birthday MOG wish you anoda 30 years ahead. And please this is to Pastor Adeboye's close associate, family, friends and fox as Daddy turns 70 i urge you all to observe this rule: TOUCH NOT HIS MILLIONS AND DO HIS PROFITS NO HARM. do this and it shall be weel with you all

Happy Birthday MOG wish you anoda 30 years ahead. And please this is to Pastor Adeboye's close associate, family, friends and fox as Daddy turns 70 i urge you all to observe this rule: TOUCH NOT HIS MILLIONS AND DO HIS PROFITS NO HARM. do this and it shall be weel with you all

Mr Joystickson Etuhu when ever you play for SE you make Mikel look like Messi and CR7 join together you are too slow too clueless lacks bites and what have you. but we are use to your childish talk becos last year wen we were preparing to play Madagascans in Antananarivo the headline was bad pitch this cattle rearing pitch that and true to type you guys went and struggled with an U23 escaping with a mere 2:0 win but just yesterday in the same Afcon qualifier match a relatively unknown team called Cape Verde with less than a population of any local government area in Nigeria trashed Madagascar 4:0 in the same pitch without losing a sweat.

andyanders:
@beeke

I did not say T.B Joshua is God. He heals in the name of Jesus Christ. Note also that I did not say, that T.B Joshua acknowledges that he is the healer. He is an instrument of God. He passes ALL Glory to God Almighty. We are talking of TB Joshua and people's opinion who he is.

My brother, note, I did not say he is God. When you follow his teaching and with your faith trusting in God and believing that Jesus Christ is the healer as the man of God, T.B Joshua says, That Jesus is the healer not him , you will be delivered of your problems.

And you in turn passes the glory to him even without knowing it please go back to your previous comment which i quoted see d highlighted parts and you will realized that you have so over crossed the line that you cant even see it

executinal:
How do you expect other people to benefit from this gesture if you refuse to broadcast and inform people through verious medium. Any Man GOD that is giving out and hides it from other is only doing for his close pals and not to the world. Do you know that due to this broadcast, it encourage people to come from all part of AFRICA and the WORLD just to get liberated.

You see i hate to debate Religion becos i believe is one of the many mysteries that we humans cant comprehend no matter how brilliant you want to make yourself look. one thing i have come to understand is different people interpret the holy book to suit their immediate needs and no doubts the power of media to broadcast the gospel to millions of people around the globe but again Jesus Christ when sending out his disciples/apostles he said "Go ye into the world and spread the "gospel" he never said Go ye into the world and advertize or over-dramatize your good works or healing skills, which regrettably is what many Churches are doing via the broadcast

andyanders:
Senior Prophet T.B. Joshua is a true representative of God on earth. Because of many people are spiritually blind, they fail to recognize his ministry and who T.B Joshua is. In fact, take your time to even think of the name 'SCOAN' Synagogue Church of All Nations. That name was given to him spiritually when he was nobody. Today, people from all Nations of the world, worship at the Synagogue Church of All Nations. That is to full the name SCOAN. Also note that he T.B. Joshua is a humble person, just they way Jesus Christ and other known prophet of God of old. He T.B.Joshua has given ALL he has to mankind. He does not enrich himself despite having all to his advantage. He gave ALL he has to see that he gave hope live to those that has been abandoned by the world.

Many men of God who don't agree with his method of teaching and practice is because most of them are envious of his rise. NOBODY can stop fire because T.B.Joshua is a FIRE from God. They criticize him because of of lack of spiritual knowledge.

Upon all the bad things and name calling of T.B Joshua by those pastors who I can say are spiritually blind, he still grows from strength to strength.  He has given hope to some muslims, pegans, mad people, in short, people from
different religious background. Note, he does not ask you to worship with his ministry. He will ask you to go back and worship in a true church. He is after one's spiritual life. Our souls.
Note, I don't worship there but have Emmanuel TV network in my house. I had chest problem of which I was almost dying, I could not reach to place my hands on the TV I held the cable of the TV while he was praying on TV, I had instant healing without going to his church. All I did was to connect my faith and it worked for me. Today, I am alive because T.B Joshua is real and watching him through the television, you receive instant healing, if you have FAITH. But without faith, you cannot receive any healing.

On one occasion, 3 of my children also got saved only by watching Emmanuel TV while sitting on a tick glass center table with 16mm thickness, the glass broke into pieces and none of them had any cut. In fact, I have never witnessed any such miracle in my entire life. Personally, I have never been to his church but, because he said, distance is not a barrier, you can get your healing from anywhere.

I stand here  to say, that for this generation, we have NEVER had someone like him. A man who sees you and recognizes you no matter your status. He eats with the less privileged.  How many of these flamboyant pastors will sit and eat with the less privileged? How many of them will remove his valuables and give out to the poor? Sometimes, I have seen people ask him to give them his wrist watch, hand band, anything he is putting on, he will remove and give out and even thank same people for accepting what he has given them. He gives out scholarship to millions of orphans and the less privileged. Watch TV and confirm this.

In fact, T.B Joshua is above what people think he is. He has a place in heaven and until the Holy spirit opens your eyes to see who this man is, you maybe in darkness. Ask God to open your spiritual eyes to know that T.B Joshua is a blessing to Nigeria, Africa and the entire world.

Please i will also want you to Note (cos i see you are good in noticing) that we must be careful not to unknowingly transferring Gods praises to TB Joshua because God can never share his glory with any mortal man so please "note" on how to apply break on your too much knowing of him cos the last highlighted comments in your post points to a person driving on a fast lane to only God knows where

TB Joshua has no doubt done great things to our world through (i believe)the grace of God in him i have got to much respect for him and the ministry he oversees but Jesus Christ said in the holy book that when we do good we must try not to attract attentions like the pharisees and scribe who does there work in public so as to receive praises from men! that those who did so has already received the rewards but rather he asked us to do every good deeds in secret so that our God who sees us in secret will reward us.

This where i have a very big problem with several churches not just SCOAN, 98percent of Churches are guilty of this act

Babamide:
Does T.b Joshua require recognition from God or from man?

God bless your wisdom

A BREAK DOWN OF MONEY WASTED BY NFF FOR A MIRACLE DRAW IN KIGALI "yet we claim to have intellectuals in this country"

#1: 180,000 USD FOR A CHARTERED FLIGHT TO AND ESCAPE WITH A DRAW IN KIGALI
#2: 485,000 USD FOR A FIVE STAR HOTEL "ROOM SERVICES EXCLUDED"
#3: 154,000 USD FOR LAZY, OUT-DATED, OVER-RATED, OVER-FED ANALOG PLAYERS FOR A DRAW AGAINST A TEAM THAT IVORY COAST AND BURUNDI TRASHED 5:0,3:1 RESPECTIVELY
#4: 340,000 USD SHARED AMONG CHRISTOPHER GREEN-PEPPER AND HIS GANG OF CRIMINALS AS ALLOWANCE TO ACCOMPANY A TEAM THAT NARROWLY ESCAPE DEFEAT
#5: 85,000 USD TO CHARTER A BUS JUST FOR TUESDAY LIGHT TRAINING AND BACK ON MATCH DAY
#6: 125,000 USD FOR LOGISTICS IN KIGALI BUT I WONDER WHAT THE MEAN BY THAT
#7: 65,000 USD FOR UNKNOWN SPY AND THIS PERSON WAS SUPPOSE TO GIVE THE TEAMS TECHNICAL CREW WHAT THEY NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR OPPONENT
#8: 55,000 USD FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR NFF PRESIDENT I WONDER IF IT WAS THE TYPE SANI ABACHA HAD BEFORE GOING TO MEET HIS 77 VIRGINS IN HELL
#9: 250,000 USD FOR MR SUPER SPORT PUNDIT AND HIS BACK ROOM STAFF
#10 LASTLY 50,000 USD WAS SAID TO HAVE BEEN KEPT ASIDE FOR ANY UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES AND I CAN BET (JOYSTICK ETUHU SNAIL MOVEMENT IN OUR MIDFIELD) THAT THE MONEY WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTED FOR LATER.

OUR NFF SPENT A SHOCKING 1,789,000 USD (ONE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A NARROW DRAW IN RWANDA. GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Not long ago somebody was sentenced to life imprisonment in the same Delta state for stealing a car stereo, in Kaduna a man was sentenced to 25yrs in jail for defrauding hid boss according to these judges it was to send a strong massage to criminals in the states that crime does not pay but bring before this same judge a politician of note and they will strike out the case for lack of strong evidence, Oh Nigerians when are we going to stand up to this criminals when are going to see that this so called leaders are our common enemies who uses Religion and ethnicity to chain is to everlasting poverty while they loot our commonwealth my future your future and that of our unborn generation away

I thought dat any time these thieves wins a bribe laden court case they will shamelessly come out to tell their gullible followers that "THIS IS A VICTORY FOR DEMOCRACY" why is it that since d news of his plea of guilt to corruption broke out none from the federal or state govt. has come out to sing the same chorus, i assume this one is not "A VICTORY FOR DEMOCRACY" anymore because from the President down to ordinary chancellors are criminals so no morale right to condemn what they know they are also guilty of.   Nigeria has long gone to the pigs

Quote from MAYOWAAK

James Onanefe Ibori won't lose much of his wealth. His beloved cousin is the Delta State Governor who has been stealing money since he took over from Ibori. He pays Ibori 200million a month since Ibori left power. Calculate that!

UK govt wants to collect the looted $250million and hand it back to Delta State government. Once the money gets to the Delta state, Emanuel Uduaghan will hand it back to Ibori. Case close.

Exactly

Please what is the kickoff time for the friendly match between SE and Rwanda in Kigali on Wednesday

This is the one and only reason why i went on a difficult journey some months ago just to locate the tomb site of my gran great four fathers to sworn  an oath of hatred and disgust for Mr NNAMDI AZIKIWEand Mr OBAFEMI AWOLOWO for fooli$hly buying into this one Nigeria sh*i*t ideology, how can a state governor who made promises of transforming the standard of living for his people base all his promise on awuf cash from FG how many countries in the globe that produce oil? i can go on and name several EU or better still African countries who dont have oil in their land yet the are far more develop than Nigeria as a whole. if we as a country must develop first we must get rid off our useless and analog constitution and come together to fashion a more people oriented constitution which will give every state and her people the liberty to grow and develop on their own pace we must have a constitution whereby Abuja will be less attractive to any power hungry moderfking lots. Until the above mentioned elders of SE/SW explained to me the rational behind their ill consumption of this Briton selfish contraption called Nigeria my hatred and disgust for them will remain till thy kingdom come  

Arsenal know how to hit Tottenham Hot spot real hard

Okija_juju:
Interesting piece. . .

Rest in Peace Ikemba Nnewi. . . No love lost, no love found. . https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Zen/levitation.gif

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SUGURU:
Let's look at the extent of casualties in Kano to that of Madalla before we nail him.

Which damage abeg go sit down na nuclear weapon abi na ballistic missile BH use for Kano? no be d same hand grenade wey dem hide for inside motor they use for both incident, maybe na becos media talk say one hundred and something die for kano but Madalla own na forty something abi no be d same media dem use tell us say Kano dey populated more than Lagos. abeg make i hear word. no be today Northern propaganda start.

skales:
How those dat affect the price of garri in the market?

God bless you for this short but sensible talk in fact may your first attempt for children be twins and d second attempt be triplet. 

D only thing dat is bringing them back is becos they have one thing in common "sniffing and injecting hard drugs on each other a.k.a the Bobby Brown vz Whitney Houston kind to union, soon she will be check in Rehab for real not just singing about it.

Please somebody help!! have they started already becos this morning i want to check my mails as usual but below is the response i get in all the attempts i made.


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Unconvincing Ghana!!! Who cares!!

There are places in Nigeria that are irredeemable and these are the top ten
1: Onitsha
2: Aba
3: Warri
4: Mile 1,2 and 3 in port-harcout
5: Lagos state
6: Benin city
7: Affiale still in Edo
8: Maiduguri
9: Calabar
10: Jos

Was this not dsame nail boys dat killed a man whom God has granted a safe trip from US to nigeria only to perish at this same spot in d hands of this thieves. God have mercy on Anambra most especially otunkwo onitsha and indeed nigeria in general

A Muslim friend called after watching the repeat broadcast he said that now he truly believe it wen we say that Christianity is a religion of peace, cos according to him no muslim will tolerate any act considered as blasphemy

Atigba:
Way back then in school, there is this lecturer of mine,every he does sucks it irritate me, mostly,he too de carry girls, imagine i woke up to his office one faithful day and caught him sucking one of my class mate bosom[b],to my surprise he even had a small robber that contain a liittle water,he use to wash any girls bosom that he want to sucks because sucking it?[/b], it irritates me, i hate that men, i hate that?

Please can you explain to us how you found out that d small robber containing a little water was meant to wash girls milk industry before sucking resume or are you one of those he had suck in d past. please say d truth and i pray it to set you free and again i need answer to this. wen you woke up in the mans office were you in your panties and bra?

In solidarity with the Aristo community in Zambia, my kochi will be free Today till 14th for cute guys (only if you fine pass idris elba) and beautiful girls. If you are in Benin holla!

diluminati make i carry my own CD come abi you get am for your cupboard. me i cute die

PointB:
Fixed.

We don't want his factory bombed in Kano, and Kaduna or do we?

alj harem:
you have started again. has dangote or globacom offices been bombed yet ? NO

You speak as if you dont know that Igbo progress is haram in northern Nigeria, so if they did not bomb those ones you mentioned Innoson motors might be targeted for one simple reason "he is an Igbo man"

This is not what Nigerians want to hear please SSS we want to hear that the self proclaimed spokesman has started revealing names of sponsors like IBB, Ciroma, Gusau, Atiku, Tinubu, Emir of Niger and others with report of GEJ ordering their immediate arrest. abi my fellow Nigeria i dey lie shebi na una mind i just speak so