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Where is that dead meat seller and his or her cohort. You won't see those idiotv came here to shout we love you bubu. My own is that na the same market all of us dey buy things. If heaven falls na on top all man head.

It happened to me when I was in school. I newly packed to an accommodation so my landlord son that gave me the house came to see me. I was lying down on my matrass wearing boxers. When he came I laid on my rug outing his head on the matrass for my mind which day this one start. He started conversation which I was not really into so before I know it I dose off only for me to notice someone hand heard fall and rested on JT. I move and his hand fall on the matrass him pretending to be asleep too. The next minute same happened I stood up and told him to leave I want to sleep. Some other time I noticed some guys will come and rub their manhood on my bumbum, the eye I will give you. On some the occasion I will be like is this what women go through on daily bases.

Olympus has f........allen, Vaseline crew gather here

doctore212:
I need 7 Oloshos tonight to celebrate this victory.


Am heading to Ndokwa this night, I will go to work from there on monday morning.

Am so happpppppppy.

Dj cuppy will copy all the remaining sperm this nite.

NGpatriot:
The same people crying here will come tomorrow to remind us how beautiful and clean Rwanda is, but they will tolerate, support and defend what Rwanda wont tolerate to keep their city clean.

They love to compare other countries with Nigeria and bore us to death how about how Nigeria is backward, dirty and lawless, but their are too clueless to figure out that they themselves are pathetic reflection of everything that's bad about Nigeria.

They will go to the other countries that they compare Nigeria with and obey their laws over there, but when they get back to Nigeria, they won't obey the laws, they wont support measures and laws designed to reflect orderliness and cleanliness.

They want to live in a beautiful and well governed country like America and Europe, but they can not obey the laws that the people in America and Europe abide by.

Nigeria is not ready, there are just too many lawless and unruly people.

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And you point is? Are you for or against the Opay bike?.
When we talk about been like America let the government put in basic amenities, good road, electricity, better transport system and let see if people will not follow suit. Our government have fail us period. For almost one week now I have not seen light and you are here talking America.

Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness

kindly go for staphylococcus-aerus test. it might not be skin infection

Buhari Buhari, and he still want to go for another tenure God forbid

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

Infact the topic should be the other way why is my girl friend losing interest in me

Numerouno94:
Bro no lady can Bleep wit me. Cos i dnt kip one girlfriend, nd i dnt behave lyk a sissy. I dnt do genuine luv wit dem, i only pretend to. Nd wen one bleeps up i block her 4 lyk a week nd continue wit odas. Man i luv my life. I dnt care being called a Casanova.

Did you start like, tell us you have never been heart broken as a younger person. Most people it after the heart break the come get mind. They will come here and be making noise as if say nacso then born them.

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

Dude go and make money. Go hustle the babe don go. She tell you say she no gree for the guy you believe am and she continue chatting and talking with him. Save yourself of heart � break it happens to most guys, yours won't be the ist or last. When make money babes will be at you call

So Jay-Jay go visit now ,e go be say him wan run midfield for super Eagles.

EaglesT:
The 6months quick notice is not supposed to be paid for

Quit notice not quick. Will you ever be a Landlord?

ihedioramma:
Hello, if you are paying for one year befor the six months quit notice is free you dont need to pay . If you are paying for six months befor you have three months free because is quit notice you have to use the six months and look for another hause . If you like the hause call the landlord and his lawyer talk face to face, if they don't want you to pack out any more ask the lawyer to give you letter for that .

That is not true he is meant to pay for the period of the notice. If you pay him for period more than that 6months then the notice will become invalid. Since he collected money more than the notice period. Thou any Landlord that is determined to get you out of his house might endure the 6months money as long as you leave his house.

Iamsammy:
did u know Burna boy father na fela manager

grand father

FindingNigeria:
Rivers Transport Company

Olodo

Recently the elite corps was at it again, and this time a victim of RTC who was of dual citizenship (Nigerian and Norwegian) and had in his possession multiple currencies ($100USD BILLS, 500 NORWEGIAN KRONES, UAE DIRHAMS, and GHANIAN CEDDIS etc. was given a taste of the FRSC SOP as usual.

Biko what is the meaning of the RTC.

BuhariAdvocate:
Lol na them. Unpatriotic people they will be crying about the situation of the country but they can’t do what would bring development to the nation.

You have issues with reading and understanding like you Cartoon Baba.
No wonder you dey support foolishly. This a committee and not a post they don't pay them that is what the friend meant. You are here trying to score cheap political point. Four years have gone with all the money saved, Canada is almost 70% Nigerian and more persons still want to run away.

dumo1:
I swear oga you sabi wella. When you get to Nigeria pot hole will remind you that you have arrived Nigeria and the hate will just flood in. Anyway you can't compare small Togo and Benin with Nigeria. Lagos alone is bigger than these countries.

Then what happened to countries like Russia, U.S., China etc Abeg we have no reason at all

ORIENTATION101:
Leeches .these idiots are even asking for petrol we pay biliions naira to subsidize monthly.
Buhari is not asking for too much , control smuggling ,and dumping of fake substandard goods to Nigeria and the border will be open for business.
Benin and Niger republic importers pay billions of dollars annually to their respective government on Rice only. 90% of the imported rice re free smuggled in to Nigeria without tax.

We can't continue to be Big Brother when we have our own problems too.
Economic relationship show be scratch my back ,I scratch yours.what re u bringing to the table for Nigeria to benefit from .

Cos our duty is high if not same people will import directly from abroad. They do so cos it comes In at a cheaper rate.

Am rooting for Mr Ibu, I hope he was not evict today cos I no get light to watch. He will surely win the N60M. Team Ibu gather here.

Am rooting for Mr Ibu, I hope he was not evict today cos I no get light to watch. He will surely win the N60M. Team Ibu gather here.

WriterX:
listen boy ( I used the expression boy because I dont believe a man would be comfortable slinging this crap up there) .

ending your life does not solve your problem rather just an avenue to create more problems for those around you.

for God sake get hold of yourself and get out there and do something, if you think because you got a certificate and that automatically qualifies you for a better life no bruh not even a first class cert qualifies you for that.

how ironic that same air you breathing someone out there is paying for it , life can't be what we want to be always, pick yourself up put a smile on your face and tell yourself "live for another day "

Borrow if you have to, star something else, you got talent, try giving it a shot, try anything, even a sales boy my friend, what you need is a change of scene, read books, find new friends, challenge yourself my brother.

you owe your future kids and wife this much, remember it only takes one opportunity to change your life what I want you to realizeis this opportunity comes in different ways, shapes, places, people, even the worst incidents present opportunities.


I got a friend, a grad student who has decided to develop his father's land to survive but I dont think I have seen this guy sad for a bit.

that's life, your ability to survive in this country is your ability to adapt, to be patient and to be focused.


Nor go kill yourself oh please, you can't suffer here and go-to the above and restart foundational suffering course 101 in hell

he is a lazy youth so he cannot even go and start teaching at least, evn go court go they do Affidavit or take brief for Lawyers not in court for some token. abeg he have no excuse.

richPHAROAH:
these are what we need to know. why is he always using white cloth
2. why is he saying he is just interested in the phone and valuables. why cant he just do away with the valuables after rendering the girls powerless.
for him to kill means there is more to this. please give us sensible info please

Most hotel use white bedding ok.
Some questions sef dey tire person. The question should be why kill them after tying them up and collecting all the have.

foster212:
But pythons don't have fangs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=fangs+of+python&rlz=1C1GCEU_enZA821ZA822&sxsrf=ACYBGNQtPBFhYCq6cr5cuSmUQ6Z545khag:1568653741631&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=-YpCltre-QaZxM%253A%252CxEVrTvQRbTA3KM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQDN_cUOjigVNZx02x12e3N3MBtrA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0oq7I6tXkAhXrSRUIHQLjBPcQ9QEwA3oECAYQDw#imgrc=-YpCltre-QaZxM:

Emotionss:
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Are you saying at my age I don't know the difference between a 12 feet python and a 6 feet ball python ?

that is no normal python again but Rock Python

blackmantis:
African ball pythons are very docile and would rather curl up into a ball when cornered than attack.

In my village in Akwa Ibom they are known as ASABO and are not killed.

Growing up, when we visit our grandparents at home we find them sometimes curled on the rafters of the local kitchen where they get warmed by the fire set up below. They can remain there for days.

If they get the our way we simply cut a leafy branch and tap it gently. It will curl into a ball and then we roll or carry it away to another location.

ASABO PLATFORM

NNEWIsuper:
meleszenawi is actually an Edo boy who sweeps gutters in Onitsha..he hears Igbo though and wants to be Igbo by all means

CAPSLOCKED:

THIS IS HOW FALSEHOOD AND SUPERSTITION IS BEING PEDDLED. IF NOT THAT MOST OF US ARE EDUCATED WE WOULD BELIEVE THIS STORY AND PASS IT TO OUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN AFTER THEM, SO IT BECOMES FOREVER.

THE PYTHONS NATIVE TO NIGERIA DO NOT BITE. WORSE OF ALL THEY DO NOT HAVE VENOM.
NO PYTHON IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN OBSERVED TO BE VENOMOUS.

I'M SAVING YOUR STORY WHICH YOU CLAIM ACTUALLY HAPPENED SO THAT WHENEVER I READ IT, I'LL APPRECIATE SCIENCE, BIOLOGY, AND EDUCATION THE MORE, AND PUT IN MORE EFFORTS TOWARDS THE EMANCIPATION OF MISINFORMED PEOPLE FROM THE CHAINS OF SUPERSTITIOUS AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

Snakes when threatened can bite watch Natgeowild, but they dont have venons just the fangs will injure you.

AngryNijerian:
I know one woman that python mistakenly bit in her farm. She said to the python; why will you bite me, don't you know that i'm daughter of the soil and besides i didn't intentionally march you. Immediately the python's venom started dripping off her leg. You will think its a story but it actually happened.

You don't kill python here, some see python entering their room at night but won't bat an eyelid and will probably sleep in that same room with the python. If you don't like its presence take a stick and take it out of your house while you throw the stick away because if you don't it will trace that stick back to your house.

which bus/stop will i drop of the truth Python doesn't even have venom. the are strangler or constrictors.

fyneguy:
lol This is impossible.

South Africa to Lagos is between N120k and N150k. For 200 passengers, it would have been N30 Million (N150k x 200) and the Airline would still have made a profit.

What did he spend N280M on?

the plane ran empty to SA and he have to pay SA govt. for landing and hanger cos that is not his rout. This is not Oshodi so stop doing some stupid calculations you know nothing about. Ordinary run route wey no be own if agbero catch am he will pay through his nose.

felaismyhero:
bro,but why are you guys killing people here? i have found that most political leaders around the world belong to cults.in the us,there is free mason,skulls and bones society,etc.but this guys don't kill human beings! maybe it's a sign that most members of cults are unintelligent in nigeria!

Cult all over the world is = Death