₦airaland Forum

bizzibodi:
Those in government should hide the face in shame who was there to count d terrorists, take stock of their weapons.they came on foot all the way from the north,no security forces arrest them,they attacked for 3hrs no military,no airforce,no gunships,no APCs,no armoured tanks mobilized to attack & destroy them.

come to think of it the Prison is close to an Airforce and Army formation just 3mintues drive. Yet no confrontation.

musiliyukayode:
My dear, I can feel for you and i hope The almighty God will direct you accordingly. My candid believe about relationship is that it is a woman who love and get married to a man. It may be difficult for you to forget about your EX if both of you are meant for each other since the absolute love comes directly from you. You are meant to be use for him at a later date. No matter who he is and how bad he treats you, you wont fill fulfilled until you finished the assignment. I will advise you go back to him because and allow God' s will to be done. He is your ordained man from heaven and you may not have happiness Where ever else you go since your love is absolute for him. There is likelihood that God will bring out an offspring that will be of an immense value to the world through both of you at a later date. God want to use you to better his life and the next generation later. I wish you the best of luck in life dear.

I don't subscribe to this advice, there no person that is meant for one person. One can find love anywhere and anyhow but you see abusive relationship is not is. There is no love in it. You cannot love someone and be beating the person.

Prettylitlady:
Yes he was the one that deflowered me. How do I do that??

Pls there is no soul tie anywhere, don't let anyone deceive you. If you eyes are still open that you can still write all this red flags then you are 50% delivered. This what you do

1) don't ever try to see him face to face if you do he will chop you and the cycle continues.

2) I know you still write his number somewhere and keep thinking should just call him to ask how his day is going, don't give devil that chance.

3) He doesn't love you, he is only using for his survival, if you stop giving him money he is gone.

4) He can easily kill you either by domestic violence (DV) or use you for Ritual since you are his mugu.

5) whenever his thoughts come to your mind remember that your death is in his hands.

6) Always remember all this red flags, love is not enough when it comes to marriage. Compactibility is. You are in love and be chopping beating everyday. Remember Osinachi the songstress.

7) He doesn't have a good mentor or friends, so who are you going to run that will caution him?? Nobody cos all his friends are bad guys with no great future.

All you need is someone that cares and respect you as a woman. With time love will develop.

Time will heal you, after awhile you will look back and be like did I really date this guy and was in love with him. Las las for whatsoever reason Don't ever go back to your Ex, see him as death and you will be fine.

Developit:
Trust me I m a very handsome guy, the kind your girl would wink at even while she is with you.

I come across a lot of them who want a relationship with me. But guys I have never been happy. I have a very small dick, about 4.6 inches and very tiny.

Anytime I want to get down with any girl and she sees my size she gets turned off. No matter how hard I try to make her understand its not my fault, they always tell me to up my game as I can't satisfy not just them, but any other woman.

Fact is, for the past 4 years I have never had sex with any girl. In as much as I hate masturbation, that's all I manage. No one should tell me masturbation is a sin. God knew its a sin any yet he gave a small thing

Fact is I'm 27 years, and most guy my age are talking of marriage.

Please I need help. I know there's a lot of people who would love to take advantage of my predicament to advertise their scam schemes, but I no go fall.

I just need someone who have used any method to increase their dick to help me. I have heard of Hausa Herbs, but I don't know how to get them.

Please I know about penis pump, jelqing, etc. They simply don't work.

I have bought a lot of enlargement herbs off Instagram vendors, yet nothing works.

Please I need a helpful advice or contact of where to get what will enlarge my rod. Sex is nothing everything, but 4 years without is is something. I can't molest innocent young girls nah.

Please I need help.....

you can satisfy a woman with fingers alone. Try to make them come first before you penetrate and come. With that they will not even notice your size. Learn the act of prolonged fore play.

Zanzibar1:
I have come here to raise this issue because i believe someone must have passed through what i am going through at the moment.

There is this Lady i met in March, she is super classy and has all the curves and looks like a model. What brought us together was just a friendly convo and a friendly tease that i admire her nails and since then she has been all over me.
She asked me if i lived alone and i told her i currently stay with a friend because i just relocated to the city based on job hunting levels. She asked what my plan was and i told her that i would like to first get an apartment while i sort out other things.

I don't know what exactly she does for a living although she said she sells women hairs, bags and shoes. I have actually seen her post them on her whatsapp. What surprise me the most was that she doesn't deny me access to her phone. This made me to loosen my grip a bit regarding my phone privacy ... Then one day, she saw a loan app message requesting me to pay my outstanding debt, she asked me how come and i told her the truth that i was seriously broke and i wanted to take her out. I wanted the two of us to go swim together and have fun. And that was why i took the loan. She frowned and asked why i was stressing myself to impress her .
She transfered some money to me to offset the debt. it all happened like juju. i am still trying to wrap my head around that.

I am trying my best to fit in with her but something is really off somewhere. I don't want to assume i know entirely what she does for a living but then, i have grown to really admire her. I wouldn't want to call it love but all my thoughts are always about her nowadays. Like 4 days ago i questioned her about some friends of hers i saw on her icloud and since then she has been giving me tough time.

Lately, she told me point blank that if i cant get my own apartment, she'll have to stop dating me. she said she is ready to even pay part of the money involved but a nigga got nothing to afford even a face me and face you room. I have tried my best to explain to her how i am even surviving and how broke i am to get a 150k self con. She keeps saying i am going to get a job and ill be fine, that i am a man and i will certainly raise the money if she as a lady can raise part of it.

I dont know why she believes so much in that tho cuz i have been very opened to her. My mind has been filled up and i dont have anyone to share it with thats why i brought it here. i have my doubts about her but i love her.

Please pardon any typos, i am writing this straight from my heart

[b]The truth remains that you will be under pressure to hold her down. She definitely loves you but the pressure from her friend will finally break you guys. I was once in this same situation. I have no good paying job, instead of me to be praying for God to help me get a good job i was busy praying that God should help make the lady stay with me. She pushed me a limit, and finally left me. I was heart broken to the extent the even her younger fine sister wanted to replace her but I was not feeling her. I just wanted her back at all cost. Miss world meant nothing to me then. I latter get over it after several months. I concentrated in my training and finally got a job with an Oil servicing firm with a good pay. One day from no where my Ex called me trying to connect back. I just focused my mind on all the bad things she did to me during our relationship. Of course I didn't take her back. I moved on and I thank God for it. Am married to the woman God prepared for me, very helpful no pressure on any side.
All this long sermon is for you to prepare your mind she will leave at the point you are about to have to break through.[/b]

Acme45:
Good day friends, I was checking for another thing online 3days ago. And I saw my very good friend's name boldly written by the sex video only for me to open it to discover that it was her.

She got married few months back. and the date the video was uploaded online was just about two months to her wedding. And I'm very sure she's not even aware of it and if the husband accidentally see this video. Definitely the woman will be sent out.

I have not been able to tell her because of how she will react to it. pls what's your opinion on this matter on ground. I just wonder how will a matured woman will allowed herself to be filmed. Stay one place them go say no, see what going from one dick to the other has landed her. Pls should I tell her or face my front?

Link to the video, let me check something

NwaAmaikpe:





Someone asked to be prayed for, that she's been shot.

Another person asked if she was dead.

In my opinion, that question could have been for one of many innocent reasons.
i). Maybe to know if to continue praying for her or ii). to get information from her to relay to a rescue team.

Then the said lady dies.

And suddenly, Abolore, the man who asked a question out of concern is the villain and not the monsters who killed her.

Who is more heartless?

Abolore who made a tweet or the governor who has refused to resign despite the systematic genocide, constant massacre, an airport invasion by terorrists and a full blown act of terror on a passenger train in the space of a week?

Nigerians are just wired to transfer their frustration-triggered emotions at the wrong object.

Where is the government, where are the armed forces when you need them?

Has Nigeria degenerated to such a level of citizenry hopelessness that rather than hold elected leaders accountable and demand they resign if they can't effectively govern, we are bothered by a tweet from an individual who had no hand on the mayhem.

Always known for talking out of point. Go back and read the non-sense you just typed.

VaselineCrew:
You know how Naija is na, they don’t take positive decisions to make things better.

They will rather delay and delay and delay.

That is why in white man country a dead body on the streets is evacuated immediately, but in Naija, they will let the dead body rot for days on the streets before, finally, removing it.

I’m just tired of this country bro, may God help me relocate, amen!

I have tried to talk sense on this nairaland for years, but it’s always fellow Nigerians that will beat you down and say they prefer to suffer than join the rest of the civilized world.

No light for weeks, something that should be trending on nairaland everyday, yet all you see is apc party fights, wike, Tinubu...

The citizens are not ready to develop at all and the future looks bleak. Look how that guy swam inside gutter to celebrate Buharis victory. As in so you entered gutter filled with poo, pee, algae larvae... just so “celebrate” your hero. Are those the kind of citizens that should decide for me and my family?

Look at the useless NYSC scheme, a scheme they told you was meant to foster unity. Imagine that. So till today we waste one year of children’s lives just so we can pursue unity, chai, my head is aching me.

Nigeria will just give you a headache.

@the bold the mumu gutter swimmer is dead and buried since that time. The vulture guy still dey, dey collect 30k/month

Iyaebe:
All in all,this is the only person that understood me and not hatred or jealousy as the rest of you thought. Well I'm minding my business.

No one understand you anything.
How on earth can you be this wicked.
You are loving/fucking your Cousin hence
you don't someone else to have a share of him.
On a second note you are too lonely, you don't have
boyfriend and cannot stand seeing your friend have someone to herself.
Envy and Jealousy is the last class before graduating as [b][/b]WITCH.

Babsojimjim:
The third party was first contacted by the lady and not the man, and when the man was questioned he had to respond.

Other advises of yours are acknowledged, but what would now be the fate of their little daughter,mind you she is not even having in mind to go stay with her parents but rather to visit them spend a day or two and go back to her accommodation at school where she recently graduated from. Of which the man does not want their little daughter to be in a campus environment again.

Just come out opening and say it is you, so people can advice you. All this my friend this my friend that. Get of it. Na so you carry you friend matter for head. Since she want to go back to her campus accommodation bro just know that she have found love in one of the campus boys and feel that she could trap the boy. Not knowing that the boy is using her for benefits. Las las na she go loose cos no one will really be serious with her.

cliqtips:
I'm not sure how this skit made it to the FP but She's obviously catching CRUISE. She's a tiktoker and that's her.

Mod una dey fall my hand jare

Person made a video of her on bike too speaking one funny English.

same okada woman, she is cashing out small small

Kingmena:
If true this bad

Do you know, I can send you a material that will help you restructure your business to function without your supervision and maximize profit when you contact me for just a token

use it to restructure you own business and become the richest man in Babylon.

sammyj490:
I'm writing this on behalf of a friend, he got an employment opportunity into an oil company here in Nigeria. Also he got an opportunity to travel to Canada as a P.R.
He's confused on which to choose, please help out.

Which oil company is that and in what capacity? What is the salary? To me if the salary is up to 1Million and it is a permanent job not a contract job let him stay here. If it is Oil servicing company I may have some reservation.

TarOrfeeek:
All the money for there no reach 5 million.

But this is Social Media, make we dey bobo ourselves.

It is even more than N8Milllion, N1000 is almost N6Million while the N500 is over N2Million

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wonyi:
How about the taste?

like I said everything about the apple is funny, the side the looks the taste is the worse.

Omicron007:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I bought one small sized apple the other day for Two Hundred Naira.
After consuming the fruit, I began to reminisce on how I have planted apple seeds as a young kid and watered them every time. Sadly, none of the seeds I planted was able to germinate.

Growing up, I once heard that Apples cannot grow in Nigeria because the land is not fertile enough.

So, does apple really grow in this country?
Have you seen an apple tree?

yes my dad planted one ling time ago, but the apple it produces are funny looking something like guava shape.

Adamma91:
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When you're asked to bring proof of business registration. I hope you won't be dumbfounded?

Ask me any questions regarding registering your business, and I'll give you my honest answer.

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I hope you've not change your mind?

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pls how can I recover my Cac username. regards

Ezewuzie01:
Why is the PDP so desperate for electronic transmission of results? It's like they have positioned hackers to tamper with results. While they are dreaming of hacking results, APC is busy poaching their governors one after the other. Abia state governor is next to decamp and then they will go for Adamawa. It seems like the more Nyesom wike makes noise on TV, the more ApC sucks the life out of PDP.

does that make APC competent, have life improved with their cross carpeting? Have your life improved think about it

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

my dear broken relationship is better than broken marriage. Any red flags you cannot bear now, don't take it to your marriage cos he will not change them. Find Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo books on marriage it will help you alot.

JamParkMe:
He should be given a honorary medal for killing those two bandits. Two less lowlifes for the army to worry about.

which army be that. Abegiiii

mistijude:
It's still a surprise to me why CAN,PFN and other big men of God have not sent their condolence message regarding his death till now!

cos he was not a member and they doubt his source of power.

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LaboPolitics:
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I have a hunch the guy you quoted did the killing himself. I'm sure I'm not alone but o [sup]}thers are scared to call that guy out.

Phillipson02:
Helpers will locate you from today till next month, since u don't know me but bring out ur time to help me out . Tanks you are the man . Now am not nervous , this party is a big man's party n I have never done mc B4 in my life . Man needs money

why not look for a experience hand to co-host with you. you learn from no go block your way by messing the guys show.

Kingsleystunner:
yes I am from anambra nnewi north ichida azigbo

Ichida and Azuigbo are two different town how come you are from the two towns. though they are neighbours sha but not in same LGA

johnkey:
All the mumu boys they're always planning to get married. why not plan to make more millions or plan to travel out.

did you read where he said when he get back. that means he is abroad.

nawa ooo, i think say LASU student dey rugged.

Onyi22:
Watch and see how the bittered, broke frustrated guys on this forum will start bashing this innocent lady for saying her mind..
If I may ask, why should a lady in her normal sense date a poor broke guy talk more of having free sex with him.
Dump him, I repeat dump his useless ass if he's not boyant enough

the bed bug on that your matrass will be very poor cos they wont even see blood to suck from that coke and fanta dirty legs. But come to think of it if your legs we see are this dirty, how your pant and yr Vg wan dey smell. One simp will say he want to put his tongue there, to catch ebola.

I'm truly in love with this guy. We are happy together, We understand each other perfectly. With him I'm � myself, No pretence. Same with him. He's everything I want in a man, but the problem is that: he doesn't have money. He keeps trying, but things are not working. no job and he's from a family where everyone are on their own facing their challenges, no support.


He's 35yrs this yr and I'm 30 already. He wants to get married, but he can't afford it.

Lately, I buy almost everything for him, to support him.

Age is not on my side, yet the only man I love and that loves me can't afford to marry me. If we're married, it will be easy for me to share everything with him without my family members putting eyes.

My Aunt called me stu.pid that i should accept a financially stable man instead of being with a man who can not afford to take care of me.
I have little money I saved to support my wedding as well, but he have nothing.

Married people in the house please help.
I want to have direction plan for my life coming year.

Marrying the one you love or the one that's financially stable. What's your advice and opinion?

Pls if that guy is from Delta State especially Kwale and some other part of Delta to be precise kindly run their men are very very lazy, all good for nothing. Depends on their women for food and cloth

ghettokid1:
https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/nigeria-miss-out-on-2021-u20-africa-cup-of-nations-place/15m5flbl8mwe7180vqr4nh3dk3

Everything and anything Buhari touched dies un-natural death

orgylover:
osque dont desturb u 24 7

No church can be on 24/7 too. Mosque near you must wake up by 5:00am like it or not. Call for prayer with the loudest speakers.