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banjeezay:
U say wetin?? So u wan use scope tear comot for country con dey form u wan go dey cheer Players for us here.Laye we go folo dey here ni oo oga. If june reach come my area we go dey folo cheer dem for television here. I promise u one bottle of 1759 per match join..

No mind the guy, he wan japa. No chance for am.

Xisnin:
Whatever was heard or said is immaterial, she was taken to a place she didn't want to go.
Would you like to be dropped off in the middle of nowhere at 1 am?

What would you do if a passenger in your car refused to alight even after you've asked them to? Bear in mind, this is a total stranger to you, also what would your brain tell you was going on if said obstinate passenger started giving out your location to unknown people over the phone?

These are honest questions and I would like to be educated on the best line of action. Thanks.

Irritating calves. Quite shapeless.

LadyPresh1:
Learnt food stuff business sir.

If you're a good cook, I would advise you to go to as many hotels as possible and let them know you're looking for work as a cook/chef. Check online for vacancies in that field as well. Good luck.

Jupxter:
What if we were just yapping?

See as you carry the comments for head like gala...


Chai. We just don't dg Nigerian ladies anymore, they're simpy confused.


You can comment next time without mentioning other folks next time, it will save you needless attacks.


But i understand though. Keep on propagating the sad tale of you don't need a husband in your life, and when a lady follows that advice, watch God do the same in the life of your daughters in future

Don't mind that one. It's a normal ploy to act like you don't need something when you know it's totally out of reach. Wetin I wan use single mother do? Who cares what LadyPresh condones? Her husband didn't find her worthy that's why she's out on her ass. It's tough and I feel bad for her and her kids but it is what it is. This is the future women chose, every choice has its consequence. I've had my own fair share of punishment from bad choices I made and I took my L in quiet and improved on myself.

Let women console themselves how they know, they can never tell themselves the truth. Don't bother.

catwalq:
Guy you are the real MVP. Sounds like an advice I would give my male friends or something I would do myself if I were a guy. Thumbs up!!!

Why, thank you. This is quite valuable coming from a lady. How's you business doing?

Jupxter:
Lol, we have more in common than i thought. I'm on the same conquest. I have a 2 year plan make as much money, and see the world. Dey will be okay... I aint settling for anything that's not crazy about me if i get to make a choice soon. But even then, i aint releasing my heart to any woman anymore, even a wife

Your heart belongs to you and you alone. Don't relinquish it for nothing and noone. Good luck with your plans.

Jupxter:
You see my bro, there's something we say in my clique, women/females make the wrong decision by default, even the smartest of them thinks oh, gee, i'm smart, i make smart decisions, but it's all wash, they don't make the best of decisions. I won't easily entrust power into their hands anymore. This is why when i see a wife complain about a bad husband, i can't help but laugh, most times they pee over the good guys, when they land where they find themselves they start singing sad tales. Done with those things, back to fixing my heart, mind and soul back to work. Money offers no regrets....sticking to my old game..

That's the spirit mahn. Personally, I have a three year plan to make as much mullah as possible so I can travel the world and meet people from other countries and broaden my worldview even further.

Women should strive to please men and not the other ways around. Any woman who isn't crazy about me is only good for sexual release and nothing more. If you can do better than me, good luck on your pursuit.

I really don't value female opinion much anymore. They've proven over time to be as myopic as hell.

tensazangetsu20:
I just sent you a pm.

Seen. Responded.

Jupxter:
It's what we keep saying, females and their selfishness, self-centered species...

Logical reasoning isn't exactly their strongest attribute. They rely on histrionics and emotional blackmail to have their way. This is why they mostly chat trash.

EfemenaXY:
Way too early for her to give it up. Many women peak around that age.

Sounds like she's totally gone "off" him. One possibility being she finds it boring with him. He needs to get to the root cause, conduct an honest self assessment of his abilities and up his game.

He doesn't need to conduct any shitty assessment. If she really wanted to continue fucking him, she'd bring up her reasons for declining advances. By the way, she already did, she said and I quote "I'm too old to be raising my legs". Retirement is retirement. Grandpa has been given an opportunity of a lifetime to engage with any other woman of his choosing. And grandma better not be caught raising those legs else sorry will be her name.

keepingmum:
whilst the "men" on this forum are advising and advocating for 2nd wife or sidepiece runs; i hope when the case is reversed and a woman in her 40's & 50's comments that her husband has gone limp/cant keep and erection/has zero libido, you will all rally round to offer her your d$cks for free or atleast give her advise on starting meaningful relationships with men (older/younger)

As for the other male species commenting, be reminded that when you encourage ANY man to step out on his marriage, the person he could choose to cheat with might just your babe/boo/wife/sister/cousin/crush

This is a disingenuous line of argument. The woman's vagina didn't suddenly get sealed, she has shown no interest in sexing her husband. Her vagina is still able to get dicƙ, she just doesn't want to. If a man can't get it up but wants to is a vastly different situation.

Are you suggesting that the man himself retire from sex? Are you serious? If roles were reversed, I can bet my year's salary your comment would be very different. What is bad is bad. Stop supporting trash.

Jupxter:
He won't be coming out anytime soon, i made sure he was remanded under strict conditions...

Cheers to more fulfillment, happiness and success

Cheers, bruv.

Jupxter:
Well, i'm taking it a step further. I don't need their poosays, i'm good without them altogether. The stress of handling a lady's just too much. Anyway, i handed over the good guy in me to the cops yesterday, so bad guy/man all the way !

Make sure the cops lock him up and fling the keys into the ocean. Congrats once again.

tensazangetsu20:
They go hear am so many men are taking the red pill. No more Mr nice guy.

Dem done dey hear am sef. Why do you think more women are proposing these days? Guys are shying away from wifing retired cumbuckets, and they're panicking. Go to female dominated blogs and laugh yourself hoarse. They are wondering where all the good men went while opening yansh for bad boys. Sickos.

Jupxter:
You always tickle my fancy @



According to a feminist icon, Sherryl Sandberg, the thing that makes bad boys exciting makes them poor husbands. Unfortunately, most guys know that bad boys get all the ladies and the good ones only get sloppy seconds. As a result, every guy wants to be bad now, fûck being a good husband.



Oh by the way, i justt jined the fvck good boys squad

Welcome aboard, brother. Better late than never. You'll notice more progress, fulfilment and happiness as you become better at not giving any fûck. One more thing, girls really dig the bad boy, so expect more pûssy for your dîck as much as you want. Literally. Congrats on going the winning team.

OP, give her the money. Not more than 5k.

Here's how you do it: tell her to come take it from your house. Probably a weekend or something. The idea is to fûck more than 5k from her vagina. If you don't have the stamina, I suggest you prime yourself using the usual methods. You must straff her not less than eight times in three days. Real gangster piping, not love making o. Let her earn her keep. Make sure you make her do as much perverted stuff as you can. Blowjobs, anãl, bring your friends over and ask that she services them. Ask o, no be by force o. If she refuses reduce her money. . Treat a hoe like a hoe. If she doesn't want to come or do, she should bye bye. Pûssy is everywhere, but money is not everywhere.

Don't feel bad she's an olosho. Take advantage of the situation. After all, you've given other babes more money than that. If na 10k you wan give am straff 20k comot for her body. You lose nothing.

She's obviously not long term material and doesn't like you like that. Learn to play this game well and you'll be a fulfilled and happy man.

DNA9:
Waiter!! Bring this man a bottle of Moet and a plate of vagina. He's a real Man.

Yeba. Plate of vagina ke. Boss, you go bad o.

ifyalways:
Since your wife is petty and won't let go, please stop the thank you sir. No point breeding enmity between them when you won't be there to save the poor girl from your wife's claws.

Thank you

Of course, your hypocritical nature displayed in all its glory. If roles were reversed, you'd have denigrates the man for having selfless esteem issues and a fragile ego and trying to bully. The woman in question sounds mentally/emotionally unstable.

Thanking his nice is the most benign, humane thing ever. You even threatened him with the possibility of the wife maltreating his niece because of thanks, because of fucking thanks. I truly doubt your capacity to empathise.

Mr. POTUS01, call your wife to order. Your house, your rules. Or if she wants to have all your thank yous, tell her to cook and serve you, that should be the quickest way for her to ensure your nice doesn't get any more thanks. Mark my words, if you capitulate on this, she'll do something more silly and you will still ask for even more ridiculous stuff.

One thing with women, never compromise on your values and principles. NEVER. NEVER. She will chipping away at you until you've got nothing left and you become a shadow of yourself. It's better to divorce now than 20 years down the line after you've given the best years of your life to her. When she wants to leave you cannot stop her. So, live everyday with her on your own terms or regret on the long run.

Gungnir:
Don't intend to have one in the first place. However, I was just pointing out the frankness in the way you said it or go about it.

Alright, cheers.

I would have advised guys to not be so literal as she's just marketing her product but this is how things change. We will laugh over this and then it becomes a culture to bone Real vs PSG because of good food that will still end up in the septic. So, no, bîtch, fûck you and your fûcking restaurant. And, oh, fûck Valentine's Day. .

Damn. It's so liberating not to be husband material.

Gungnir:
Badt guy...

Nah, nothing about being bad. Just the way it is. If you're rich they don't care. Even if you hide your marital status, girl wey no go gree no go gree. Besides, it reduces the chances of her falling in love. She knows from day one she's a stop gap. Everybody's a winner. You don't want your side chick to suddenly propose to you in public, do you?

tensazangetsu20:
Don't mind them hoes. It's always the mans fault. When she was marrying a bad boy, she didn't know it will end up like this. I have no pity for her and no man should.

One of the greatest side effects of feminism is that women are not held to account for the decisions they make. If a woman's bad decision making puts her at a disadvantage or works to her detriment best believe she'll find someone to put the blame on but herself.

I hope women can actually understand that bad boys make even worse husbands. According to a feminist icon, Sherryl Sandberg, the thing that makes bad boys exciting makes them poor husbands. Unfortunately, most guys know that bad boys get all the ladies and the good ones only get sloppy seconds. As a result, every guy wants to be bad now, fûck being a good husband. That shît is played out. Fûck marriage and fûck being the model husband. We want more pûssy and respect from our lovers. .

PS: No, ladies, you cannot have everything. Not even God can

Only men with low self esteem hide their marital status from potential side chicks. I would let you know from the door, you're either in or out. I won't deny my wife, if I had one, for a mere piece of pûssy. That's just childish.

Donald3d:
Its unfair that people come online to say things like this against other humans, one day you might be popular too, or your children.Would you like it if they are spoken to in such manner ?

Oh, please quit the hypocritical concern trolling. The girl isn't pretty. Anyone is allowed to point that out. Stop crying more than the bereaved.

Well, men have a lower life expectancy than women due to a varying number of factors.

Men also generally marry women who they're older than.

So, if a woman generally lives longer and marries an older man you get more widows than widowers.

shaybebaby:
Why post under a new monicker? Would be better if you'd used your main.

You ashamed or what? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Cest la vie.

Missing the forest for trees as usual. Beetter for who? You or her? Somebody is going through a crisis and you're concerned about how she's expressing herself? Common sorry you cannot say. No wonder you were dumped unceremoniously. You're weird.

Brooke60:
Relationship is hell fire not to talk of marriage. No wonder our girls just wanna be baby mama.
Our men did not really learn a good thing from their papa.
Enjoy your freedom, open your hart to love, not all guys are the same though. We still have angels among them.

Marriage scares me, I know what I am saying

Do you see guys eager to marry?

Whether you want to accept or not, men of this generation do more for their families than men of previous generations. How many of our grandfathers and fathers were emotionally available for their wives and kids? How many of your forebears were as involved in the lives of their children as today's men are? Is the cheating and marrying extra wives on the same level as our forebears? Is domestic violence as widespread as it once was? The answers to these questions are obvious to everybody. All of a sudden our fathers were better than we are, so you're saying your mother's and grandmothers had it better? . Wow. Maybe we should go back to how things used to be done in the old days then? Hear that guys? Let's go back to the old ways.

The problem isn't today's man, it is today's woman that is the problem. Today's woman wants to have everything and also answer to noone but her desires. Nothing is ever enough for today's woman. So, don't blame us when we avoid getting sucked into a bottomless pit of wants, standards and shifting goalppsts. We men have had it up to here and we are rejecting the narrative that we have to do more. If you notice, men are starting to do less and give less of a fûck about you or your wants. Why do you think the sex doll was such a hit?

Stay baby mamas and that would be a dream come true for most guys. Only foolish, ignorant men marry these days. Men who have no idea what true freedom is all about. Just impregnate a bîtch and send money for the upkeep of your child, after all, you do not need a man. Or do you suddenly do?

She's just expressing herself. No slutshaming, please. She's not a slut.

Lol. He's now rich. You can't laugh at him anymore na you for lose.

oyb:
nigerian feminism is i want the benefits of equality without the burdens.

i want to work and earn the same as a man, but while the man is expected to dedicate his salary for the upkeep of the family, my salary is for myself alone

i expect the leeway to take decisions for myself, but i expect my husband to manage the consequences of my bad decisions. i can give my entire salary to a pastor and then expect my husband to carry me for the rest of the month. i can waste money to fix car on my hair, and expect my husband to shrug and give me more money.

My friend, I advise you to go and research the experiences of 'oyibo' men. There's a thing called the Sexodus. Start from there. Maybe then, you can have an idea what you are talking about.

oyb:
nigerian feminism is i want the benefits of equality without the burdens.

i want to work and earn the same as a man, but while the man is expected to dedicate his salary for the upkeep of the family, my salary is for myself alone

i expect the leeway to take decisions for myself, but i expect my husband to manage the consequences of my bad decisions. i can give my entire salary to a pastor and then expect my husband to carry me for the rest of the month. i can waste money to fix car on my hair, and expect my husband to shrug and give me more money.

Oh, this is how it works worldwide not just in Nigeria.