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Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 3:35pm On Jan 13, 2010
Trust Nigerian pure water
Jokes EtcRe: I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids by Ben13(mod): 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2010
Gaco:
@poster, Nice one! smiley smiley smiley grin
@Abbey_city, Ben-10 & Teeco, huh I reserve my comments sha.
lol are you the "kid's" teacher in question? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Im Lookin 4 A Date Hit Me Up by Ben13: 3:25pm On Jan 13, 2010
You've got too many fones. . .you scammer? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Comment by Ben13(mod): 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2010
The super chickens disgraced you yesternite and you still support them. . . .Tseeeeeeew
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Do Girls Call Any Of The Numbers Listed Here? by Ben13: 3:16pm On Jan 13, 2010
maybe your number aiint sweet enough. Try a number with rhymes. tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Younger Sister Need A Boy Friend by Ben13: 3:13pm On Jan 13, 2010
Your younger sister wants a boifriend and she can't charm one with any of her xteristics? Something is wrong, dude.

Get her a pair of breas t.
Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Ben13(mod): 3:12pm On Jan 13, 2010
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.

The message reads:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note,


really hilarious grin

atkinboy:
Fink you Fink you Fink you efrebody. cool cool
huh? talk well now. . . .bring more jokes.
Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Comment by Ben13(mod): 3:10pm On Jan 13, 2010
nich, super eagles abi super chickens? sad grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:05pm On Jan 13, 2010
wetin? get behind me, satan. . . cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Real Reason Nollywood Producers Use Ghanaian Stars by Ben13: 3:02pm On Jan 13, 2010
One particular marketer who attested to this is Abdusallam, Ghana’s most prominent movie marketer. Abdusallam, we learnt tells Nollywood producers to use Ghanaians and get a N1 million market order from him. He was said to have paid some producers even before they finish shooting sometimes.
Money rules. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Post Your Comment by Ben13(mod): 2:59pm On Jan 13, 2010
It takes an enemy of joy to say that grin

Clems, set the ball rolling, let's catch the fun cheesy
CultureRe: Traditional Requirements For Calabar Girls. by Ben13: 2:56pm On Jan 13, 2010
I'm sure some kind of fetish sacrifices will be included. . . tongue
HealthRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Cockroaches? by Ben13: 2:53pm On Jan 13, 2010
The Local Insecticide will do a good job. . .
LiteratureRe: A Letter To Imam Farouk (laugh N Forget your Sorrow) by Ben13: 2:49pm On Jan 13, 2010
Nice write-up, poster wink
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Protest In Abuja 12-01-2010(more pictures) by Ben13: 2:46pm On Jan 13, 2010
[size=19pt]After The Protest, What Next?[/size]

Everything gets back to normal?
Will Yaradua speak to Nigerians?
Or was it just a show?

sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Serious Question by Ben13: 9:47am On Jan 13, 2010
lol Some ladies don't want your love, not even to be your GF. . . They call it sex partners.
Jokes EtcRe: A New Word Has Been Added To Oxford Dictionary by Ben13(mod): 9:38am On Jan 13, 2010
A similar thread already exist.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-378312.0.html

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Jokes EtcRe: New Dictionary Word(mutallab) by Ben13(mod): 9:37am On Jan 13, 2010
A similar Thread already exist.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-378312.0.html

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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 9:15am On Jan 13, 2010
lol . . .nich can deny o cheesy

Dani, where the refreshment money? embarassed

Pharoh:
You need to be scared oo because exchange by barter dey included for my pay terms grin

You get mouth wait till you here my terms before you start to feel like big man. grin

Oya send your case file to andoakaa chambers for proper review. cheesy
That's the olden days. . .modern pharohs don't trade that way. cool
RomanceRe: Thank God I'm Searching No More. by Ben13: 4:49pm On Jan 12, 2010
hmmm. . .chip never tell me the unlucky babe o
RomanceRe: Where Do You Meet Your Spouse? by Ben13: 4:19pm On Jan 12, 2010
yemium:
wish i could answer,
at your age? embarassed grin common look for one
RomanceRe: Where Do You Meet Your Spouse? by Ben13: 4:15pm On Jan 12, 2010
^^no! embarassed

I met mine at the bank. . .queuing at times is good. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 2:57pm On Jan 12, 2010
lol pharoh just want moi to panic about his price grin don't worry, swirat kiss

Pharoh:
You sure say you one employ moi grin, I am very greedy and jealous ooo cheesy
I'll pay you well if EFCC arrests you instead of me after the court session cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Must Read For All Ladies In Here! by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jan 12, 2010
what's the probability that you're not a scam-mer too. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 1:19pm On Jan 12, 2010
It's not necessary, swirat. His greetings would take u away from moi. . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Yoruba Girl In Imo State. by Ben13: 1:18pm On Jan 12, 2010
lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 1:15pm On Jan 12, 2010
LOL thank gawd say yo don show grin just wondering why all of una tatafo go run leave moi hia.

I need a lawyer to fight nich and the EFCC, tot you'ld be good since you're a King in Egypt. grin

how much is ya pay?
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Such Big Cowards? by Ben13: 1:13pm On Jan 12, 2010
Those countries you mentioned, Liberia, Ivory coast, Cuba, are their citizens better off after the fight. Truth is, the elites will escape with their families while the poor fight each other till death. The rich always come back and regain their top positions after the fight. Ask Ojukwu.

Its in the house of the coward that men stand and point at the spot where the brave man's compound used to be.
Jokes EtcRe: I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids by Ben13(mod): 1:04pm On Jan 12, 2010
you never serious at all. Apply urgently, It's free. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: I Named My Dog Dele by Ben13(mod): 12:51pm On Jan 12, 2010
Mine used to bear Abbey, but now I've degraded it to Dani sad cheesy
FamilyRe: Her Parent Forced Her Into Marriage Only To Dicovered That he Is Impotent by Ben13: 12:49pm On Jan 12, 2010
Poor lady. . .the mistake she made was to have allowed her parents force her into marriage.

hmmm. . .hope she won't lost everything if she quits the marriage. Let her just remain, maybe it's her destiny.
Jokes EtcRe: I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids by Ben13(mod): 12:43pm On Jan 12, 2010
pele, omo UK cheesy

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=375948.msg5293979#msg5293979 date=1263226910]but i wasn't a teacher nw.[/quote]you don't need a certificate to be a teacher to "kids" (goat pikin) cheesy

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