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lol poster dey die for the name

This' rather not funny, poster. It's more like horrible and scary.

respect yaself, show online na where you dey hide since? abi Osama hold you hostage?

You are my healer. . .my provider. . .my shelter. . .I worship you today and forever.

lol elowa, happy new year. . .let's discuss our engagement night and forget about gossip

nich, be my lawyer

Every headquarters must not be in Nigeria. . .why did this call any attention?

lol nich, u don start

u dey try, let the place heat,

don't mind the lazy bone. . . common typing gives him problems. Abbey howdy?

Crazy Man, where you na?

lysaa:
seriously dani & ben, u want me outta this section right? u might just get your party started cos u're dulling me with your incessant locking of threads just because i post a chatty reply.

<sup>That's what you guys did to the Forum games. . .and the posts stopped counting.

see how free you are to chat with anyone on this thread, what's bad about locking threads that are full of offtopic posts.</sup>

Pls. . .don't go. We're only trying to restore the section. It's been infected.

Dani, why u dey vex. . .na you be the school teacher abi the craze man?

r231:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

lol eternity awaits u

dani1luv:
so na the reason you change ya siggy to He's Abbey

you no fit see road for afternoon, affin.

where is ya womb? inside ya brain? I was referring to Abbey jor

keep them coming

mother of my kids

A president that cannot talk to his people for more than a month now, is either dumb or dead. No three ways about it.

hmmm. . .we can't compare our mega city governor to that village champion

Jobless poster

It's not true. . . you guys shouldn't kill our president the way you did to Mariam. Tseeeeeeeeeeeeeew

^^^yeah. . .opportunity comes but once

na from her left mind o

Thread due for locking.

Pls use the chat thread for chats and offtopic posts.

_-Thread Locked~

^^Please look towards my end.

more. . .

Poor dumped guy. . .

tngtech:
and you think you are free, aight??

ask her

what else? They'll make a good couple.

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a
single drop."

The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.

The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."

The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.

The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."

The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

^{ave been posted b4 though}

u try. . .keep 'em coming

The guy needs the spirit of laughter to die