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he needs to use the toilet. come out asap

No way! that's bribery and corruption in da church. The gurl has played some runs at ya back.

when it came to sex, they all ran away.

lol noun and verb. . english too hard.

I can't shout o

True talk. . .subscribing.

I wonder why it keeps breaking, ammamat

lol he's got no guts nw. . .  show yaself, ewu

It's your destiny to be as weak/strong as you are on bed.

[quote author=king-child link=topic=349813.msg4896184#msg4896184 date=1257865627]how can detect your girlfriend is double dating?
please i need someone to help me out cos
i am sending her away now,
can't believe her anymore.[/quote] pls do send the bitch away

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed , it said, "It is 5.00am; wake up."

It will do you good to stay away from moi, mr. mess

u can lie o

u try

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know
that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said,

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.

"Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair.

She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?"

"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

“Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” if you didn't I wouldn't have been in this trouble today with this woman! why did you have to die?

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so deeply? your child? your parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

A married man goes to confessional and says to the
priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman,
almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the
priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains
the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now,
say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then
walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to the man
and exclaims, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in
the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and,
like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

helep me ask the laffing ape

all don travel

you've got no problem, dear.

NL girls are too many to give one xteristic.

It's both at different time for different people.

Most are helping only in the church, and no other daily businesses.

Some of them let the husbands do the Fasting alone, while they eat all the thanksgiving supplies

una weldone o I love deltans cos of Lysaa

^^^^ then, what's the need?

abeg send her to school first o, before she go say 'NO' on top of alter ingrish can be difficult o

^^^^same thing lol

I'll buy etisalat itself liars

^^^that would make it 15 straight years

lol don't start.