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traffic police officer on duty.

Love ko, Love ni . . rabbish

To boost your finance, since you're already working harder; make fasting and prayers a regular thing to save more money.

sweetpie23:

Thank gawd I typed "heard" if u vex, na u sabi

debest1:
stop peddling rumours abeg 

I can't fit shout, please. . .

Abbey, tell me someone used your password to type that

A responsible man is one who is not irresponsible

abstinence is very different from contraceptives

maybe you provoked his anger the previous night

hmmm. . I don't think the DG should be at that speed (if really slow cos I'm not a driver) on a federal express road. I beleive he is the one going against the law.

Overtaking wouldn't come into mind, if he were driving at the speed the road is supposed.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=349329.msg4889522#msg4889522 date=1257780410]are you trying to assasinate him? [/quote]lol

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints.

"I see spots before my eyes," he said.
"It's due to old age," said the doctor.

"No food agrees with me," said the man.
"That too is due to old age," said the doctor. "The
digestive system becomes weaker as we grow older."

"My back is giving trouble," persisted the man. "Sometimes
the pain becomes unbearable."
"Old age," said the doctor.

This was too much for the man.

"Why do you go on saying 'old age, old age'," he
screamed. "If you cannot cure me, say so. I'll go
elsewhere."

"See how easily you lost you temper," said the
doctor. "That is another characteristic of old age."

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school.

On day One, the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school.

The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates."

"Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

lol poster u no well

where is the 10million naira cheque 1st cos I no trust u

It depends on the motive.

hmmm . .I don't think that ride is free

small pikin sef don dey get wide mouth

when has the dmub strated spoken?

It's Obvious.

hmm . . . poor ugly guys.

LOL keep 'em coming in one thread, Aristole. . .