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Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor,
so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used
to be a civil servant,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for other business!!"
, , IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN

yeah, It does.

about beverages: coke is to fanta

what hen? your kolo don increase by 1

when will you work on the virus killing ur system sef

bye bye

u no see her tit

join the crew, dear. . .

plsea let our persdient be

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care."

The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn."

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off, just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I heard St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it

cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't

know, son, I'm still paying for it."

are you the one talking, Don?

see as the guy don vomit full everywhere

I beg ooooooooo ya head too big. no wonder

Ben and inglish dey sleep wake-up. na u, d only rascalized tout him dey talk 2

you no sabi lie. . .unlike a true lagosian. lol abj don tire u ni?

what exactly happened in USA?

ewu

wetin you dey feel like now? headmaster?

na lab rat you dey ask?

weldone nurse! studio don't ever trust these nurses of nowadays. . .

I pity for the brt wey go break her K-leg

talk well na. . . u dey wear pants?

Mama Ejiro like u

blind thin

abeg clear enter gutter

LOL them dey sag

nice thread

I dunno o

deevuu:
loll,
i no go fit write noise maker for poultry oooooo

u fit jor