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LazyGoat:
I'm really hoping so, am just so scared. I haven't been myself this past few days.

How do you mean you've haven't been yourself, did you check the mirror?

Hmmmm.

Na lie o!

We all die here. It must continue as before. In fact let's give it all to the North, they deserve everything.

Foolish sophisticated people.

This is just the beginning. I'll be the last to support restructuring on this grounds.

If it was okay to take from the ND and waste on the North, the same must happen on the tax revenues.

We must all continue to drink of the cup of stupidity as we have hitherto being doing.

Una good morning.

pocohantas:
If you think i am lying. Give her one Nigerian husband. By the time she cooks everyday, maybe pound akpu sef, bother about sidechicks, go for revival programs to pray against enemies, face MIL and inlaws wahala...

Give her just 5yrs and she will be used as case study on how women age faster.

Las las, she go still old, wrinkle join am self

Make we hear word a beg!

Gforce2015:
Another Igbo as usual spoiling our country name since 1900..

If ipob eventually get Thier Independence which they are craving for, I wonder how it will be. With all sorts of embarrassment behaviour which they have

Your own mental illness no be here o

Op you failed to add a good Christian should "never lie" which by the way I guess you're not; you said six things and you ended providing 3. That's a lie.

Repente!

sbashir10:
As part of the kaduna urban renewal plans currently taking place in kaduna metropolis, which encompasses four local government areas, namely kaduna north, kaduna south, Chikun and igabi.

The popular Waff Road mosque is as at today being demolished without any outcry from the Muslim majority of kaduna north local government where the demolition is currently taking place.

Question of the day, why are the Muslims of kaduna not complaining about the demolition of mosque which is dear to them??

Can you honestly say the situation will be the same if it were a Christian governor like yakowa doing that?

We are not stupid here friend. Ask you question to the pigs; they'll give the hypocritical answer you're search for.

What he said about Nigerians is indisputable fact.

I wonder why speaking the truth is considered racist in the West.

A beg make una leave the man jor!

Na so them wan kill Trump for calling Africa what it really is - "sh:t hole, and identifying one of its rulers as lifeless.

Carry go Johnson Jare!

Oooops:
Hi guys,

Thanks for your help as always!

I found a small ball-like growth in my baby’s neck underneath the flesh. Took him to the hospital but the doctor says he has LIPOMA and would require surgery to remove it.

My baby is just barely a year and six months and I’m worried taking him through surgery at this young age.

Doctors and medical practitioners in d house pls help. Is there any other remedies to remove lipoma or must it be surgery?

Note: I asked another doctor in same hospital but he seem to think surgery should be best.
Personally I wanna be sure if that’s my only options pls.

Mods, pls assist. I need help here.

Pictures for illustration

Lipoma is nothing to worry about. My advice would be for you to hold on for now; reason being that lipoma sometimes had a tendency to grow back again. What you see now may or may not be the full extent of the growth, but my prayer is that it is.
Allowing more time, perhaps years more will give you time to see if it increases in size or not.
If the growth is not pressing against any sensitive organ, you may leave it till he's older. Absolutely nothing to worry about.
You should however share my thought with you on this with the Doctor, preferably a dermatologist; it's there specialty.

Best wishes

This must be on the advice of the AG if you ask me. Onyema is not foolish to make this move against the FG just like that.

Consultation must be ongoing at high levels.

Court grants his request, and then FG can claim their hands are tied when US request extradition.

Common sense guys, common sense!

Igbo:
Lol. Nyamuri flat.heads were shouting ibo amaka the other day when he brought some fleet of airplanes.. we didn't know it was through fraud and shady deal!!

Now they have all gone missing, its not ibo amaka anymore

Eyaah! Didn't know you were soooo pained by the celebration o; Sorry!

Just try and block your big ears next time we're celebrating our own again, because we won't stop doing so; at least, certainly not to please an inconsequential anumanu. See that transformer on your street right? Yes, that one, you see it ehn?
Yes go hug it!

Ewu 10 naira.

[quote author= post=84151693]I have a mist fan honestly I don't see any difference with normal standing .. I think what you need is a fan with battery and a feature for solar panel to be connected..

if you want to use the mist feature on these fans with battery it cost more power e.g a 4hour battery will only last less than half of that when used with must function . and I think its counter productive since you need to stay cool for longer.[/quote]I think I like the idea of a fan with battery.

Is there any particular brand you can recommend?

[quote author= post=84151693]I have a mist fan honestly I don't see any difference with normal standing .. I think what you need is a fan with battery and a feature for solar panel to be connected..

if you want to use the mist feature on these fans with battery it cost more power e.g a 4hour battery will only last less than half of that when used with must function . and I think its counter productive since you need to stay cool for longer.[/quote]Thanks.

I see nothing wrong with taking a hiv test. It's free, you have nothing to loose but everything to gain.
Again if you've not had unprotected sexual intercourse in the last 6 - 8 months, then you can confidently rule out std, but still have the test done, I'll advice.

Your symptoms could be a minor skin issue, it could also be a indication that something isn't right with your health.

Please go do a comprehensive testing, whatever it is, you're way better of knowing and fixing it now than later.

The heat is here and I don't have money to buy A.C. now, and even if I did, you can't trust Nepa to give the light when you need it most.

I'm thinking of buying mist fan because of the water vapour cooling effect, however I'm not sure if it's a good idea for indoors because of effect of moisture particularly on some furniture. I know it's great for outdoors but not sure of the possible downsides indoors.

Anyone with knowledge or experience; can you please share?

Thanks.

Hello Aussig,

I'm sending you an email shortly. Pls do kindly respond.
I'll be quoting my Nairaland name therein.
Regards.

smat101:
Good day aussig...
I can't outline my business concept here in the open just like that, It took me months of mistake, strategy,resources to get where I am today...
If you really want to invest in my business, quote me with your email or phone number.
I'm willing to share everything with you in private if you are willing to invest fine,if you're not willing fine.
NB: ROI is great...
and I've spent over 800k already on this enterprise, I just need an investor to l acquire some equipment which will maximise our profit.
Thanks

Depending on how it goes between you and Aussig, you may want to contact me on this email: sukersocrates@gmail.com.
If your proposal is interesting, I can come in if needed, but only after your discussion with Aussig the owner of this thread in fairness.

Ok

FindingNigeria:
This will suffer low patronage.
We will move to money market and mutual funds.

The money markets rely heavily on TB for investment.
The money markets rates are already crashing as we speak.

Pavore9:
Nice, you get to figure it out. I have friends who are in the field and do get them share so many opportunities
Do make sure your postgraduate studies is outside Nigeria.

Why the suggestion to study outside Nigeria; is it because of a lack of good learning here, or simply because of the prestige of a foreign degree?
I actually love your advice on this choice of career. It's a career I have always had a natural passion for, and one I know I could excel in.

I studied Econs Bsc and have found your suggestion useful on how to make the switch as stated above.

However, my only cold feet now is steming from your suggestion for overseas study leading to my questions above which I hope you provide answers to.

My cold feet is based largely on two factors:

1. Family: can't leave my family to study overseas for an extended period

2. Financial implications: A study abroad could cost a fortune.

I'll love to interact more with you on this subject if you don't mind.

Haryoureendey4:
please what do u mean by IT?

Information Technology

Awol1:
A stupid philosophy from a noisemaker.

The only reason somebody like Naira Marley is relevant is because most people's head is so empty they have to fill it up with noise in the name of music.

I used to hear music being defined as "Food to the soul"; maybe the definition has changed, if not Naira Marley's series of noise should never qualify to be called music cuz they are no food to any soul.

Marlians kor, noisemakers ni...

Remove 2 face and p square; all others just dey make noise.

Miscreants are what we refer to as musicians in Nigeria and Africa.

simpleseyi:
Go to war nah, the 1967 to 1970 Christmas party in which over three million Igbos were sacrificed to the Yoruba gods of Ogun, Sango, Obatala, Aiyelala and Esu Odara and several millions of Igbo women and ladies were used as sex slaves will be a child play to what will happen you if you thread the path of foolishness again.

Dark heart

Just read what you blotted out.
The future is hardly predictable.
Don't be shocked, the next war you're wishing your enemies could end up with your mother and sisters as sex slaves this time around.
"Never say Never"

Diseased minds

Gentlemen, any one who has applied for redemption from StanbicIbtc MMF yesterday or today?

I did yesterday morning, and usually by evening latest my account is credited, but up till this moment, over 36 hours after, I'm yet to see a thing.
Meanwhile yesterday afternoon I got the usual notification you get prior to being credited.

Worse part is that I called customer service this morning, and they promised I was going to be credited, but till now nothing.

Anyone with similar or different experience in the past 48hours.

This is very unlike Stanbic, thus my little anxiety.

Nukilia:
This guy is a psychopath
Chai!

He may or may not be.

Threatening journalists could be a ploy by his counsel and him to feign insanity, in which case they hope to avoid the death penalty.

But Sorry for him, even a mad man is held fully accountable in Nigeria.

greatbrian:
I hope this is not true.


If it is, am not in support of such

Which kind yeye talk be this?

Make one wonder what you support.

You're talking about no supporting like it is even worth considering support for.

Something tells me you're a uniform zombie yourself with a near dead conscience.

[quote author=wwwihy post=83337037]Save Journey sir

The President has been on the beat.... It is left for hailers to dance to the tune... While the Wailers continue to masturbate on their wailing and pointless criticisms[/quote]Good luck to you Sir.

Obviously your life has never been this good as it has under Buhari.

I pray that your present state of enjoyment remains constant and permanently so with you forever and ever, Amen!

lollybizzu:
Haha what more illustrations do you need?

Even the pointers self explanatory.

Just read through again, with time you'll grab.

Did you see where I wrote "more helpful"?

I didn't say I did not grab Oga, things can always be simplified so that more audience can grab and benefit.
Anglophones like you are not very many on Nairaland.

Next time proof read before clicking send.
Your spelling get k-leg

Darevofpeace:
(1)Show compassionate love

Children are so lovely, they reciprocates back to the society what they see there parents doing right in the family.
Showing your children real and compassionate love makes them emotional secured and to believe in themselves.


(2)Teach them daily tasks.

Children should be raised up by teaching them how to work diligently with there hands and mind.
Teach your children that hardwork pays and that in the real life scenario,uneasy lies the head that would desires a crown.
Teach them how to set goals and put a specific deadlines to all set goals.


(3)Teach them to make integrity based decisions.

Children should be taught how to think and not what to think.
We are in a time where fatherly roles are been eroded away.
Children should be taught how to do things right and not be influenced by peer pressures.
Children should be taught not to follow the crowd to do evil and that they should stand out when they are happy with decisions been proposed by there friends.


(4)Teach them delayed gratifications

We are in the era of 'fast and furious' people want to achieve a ten years goals within six months.
Human wants instant life results like an instant coffee, and have no tolerance for patience.
Children should not be given everything they asked from the parents.
The bad effect of giving your child all things he/she requested is painting a picture that life would give them everything without a struggle to work hard for it.
The long term effects of this is more pronounced after the death of the irresponsible parents who had raised a none diligent children.


(5)Teach them an independent lifestyle.

In the journey of life,two is a crowd in destiny.
All parents must teach there children to always stand out amidst the crowd.
Learning a life of not depending on others by children accelerates there emotional maturity and intelligence.
They should learn proper accountability to themselves and to the society.
Parents should teach there children that it's okay for them to have a private life of there own.
Children should learn from there parents that it's okay not to follow the crowd to do evil.

O.p, next time illustrate your point, it will be more helpful.

9jaBloke:
Embarrassing.

At the end of the day, self control defines a human.

There's promiscuity in every man.

I agree with those bold words(Food for thought)

manmen:
Actually we Yorubas can't wait to see 3 millions children starve to death and serious poverty in the East like the Abia kerosene saga

Just read what you posted again for God's sake!

I wonder what is contained in skull.

Meanwhile, I'm reporting you for the poooo of a post.