₦airaland Forum

buhariguy:
pass my power because the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra plenty for here.

When I saw plateau, I tot it was one aboki in jos.

Only idiotic pigs of Biafra are now the lazy idiots.

You will not see north, south west and we south south replying because buhari was not referring to us.

Lmao

I see suicide knocking on your door February 2019.

I'm praying for you seriously though.

authority2006:
Really? Kidnapping enterprise wasn't as a result of laziness? Highway armed robbery? Booming Baby factories, what about that? Hard drug pushing all over the world, is that part of hardwork? What about littering Nigeria markets with fake and counterfeit items? The list is endless brother.

And you think a lazy person can do all that? It's a shame that for all the Igbo man's ingenuity and hard work for which they are known world over, you singled out the illegitimate activities of evil minded persons not restricted to Igbos to display your stupidity.

But then, even at that, ask, and you'll learn that no lazy person can pull those strings.
If it were so easy, you will an armed robber by now. Abi no be you wey I know again?

Where is @Buhariguy.

This blunder by his master don pass him power.

Bye bye to 2019

My advice to men is, never marry a retired olosho. Once a soldier always a soldier.

A road once travelled is always easier. I pity any man who buys into the notion that a woman who has seen or experienced it all can never be tripped by it. That is highest form of self illusion.
Think about it, how easy is it for a man who has seen it all to quite after marriage?
Answer: Very difficult!
Statistics show that men and women who were sexually disciplined as singles were more likely to be faithful in marriage than those who were not.

As for this guy, I fear for him and that woman. His post shows he's really hurting badly. He needs help in order not to harm himself and perhaps the woman.

I fear for that woman's life.

Marriage is serious business, please treat it as such.

[quote author=blackboy post=66832384]if this is true. Security situation in this country needs to be looked into seriously[/quot

Looked into for what?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with security in Nigeria, we are in good hands and doing very well.
They are on top of the situation.
Every time, look into! look into!
A beg we are fine.

Elrufai is really hated by Nairalanders.
Never seen Nairaland so United in there opinion of any politician this much before.

His pride has killed him. Such a pity.
He was one northerner I respected, but he's just to fool of himself and his Fulani origin. He lacks respect for everyone except buhari.

A lot of Nigerians are just too lazy and greedy. Particularly the younger generation.

Shame!

awesomeJ:
I totally agree with every suggestion/point you've made.

We should research more on investment vehicles available across Africa.
Eurobonds are great hedges against currency fluctuations.
I don't really think anyone should keep idle funds in their dorm accounts, when those funds could be earning. The FMDQ provides secondary market for some of those bonds too, making it possible to terminate prematurely if you want. I however don't know what the investment threshold is.

Like I said, I appreciate every point you've made. Thank you.

Many thank to you Sir.

I'll sure share the outcome of whatever finds I make.

awesomeJ:
I think Kenya's too is that way. Not open to foreigners. The subscription rates for bills is often low, yet discounts are high with their currency being among the best in Africa.

How about we do some more research on this. From my findings, the best rates for money instruments are found mostly in Africa.

Other than TB, We can look at bonds as well. Most Bonds are denominated in Dollar and Euro. That is usually open to foreigners I want to believe. The bonds offer one very important advantage; it's shielded from domestic currency fluctuations. The disadvantage though is that the rates are lower. In Nigeria for example, the eurobond is around 7 to 8%, almost have the TB rate. During times of currency fluctuation however, it is a safer choice given that currencies in Africa tend to rally negatively against western currencies.

So let the research begin and let's see what we can come up with.

awesomeJ:
One sure thing to watch out for is the currency volatility.

For instance, 1 cedi is currently about #80.

So if you take 8m to Ghana to buy their bills at 20% yield, your capital would be 100,000 cedis, which amounts to 120,000 after a year.

However, if after that 1 year, the exchange rate has become #60 to 1 cedi, you'll be coming back with 7.2m versus 9.2m that you would have made if you stuck with our own 15% yield.

However, if you're sure this exchange rate risk isn't very likely, I think you can approach Ecobank. Since they are pan African, they should be licensed to trade Ghanian T-bills.

The naira/cedi rate seems to have been relatively stable though over the past year, and the little volatility seems to be in favour of the cedi. Should the trend continue, then it'll be a smart move.

Well said, thanks.

I'm Igbo. Not interested

I would have bought, but I'm Igbo. Nairaland has reprogrammed my brain to understand where home truly is and where my investments are safer.

When you have anything down east, I shall be interested.

I would have bought, but I'm Igbo. Nairaland has reprogrammed my brain to understand where home truly is and where my investments are safer.

When you have anything down east, I shall be interested.

Due to the dwindling rates both in TB and Money market funds in nigeria recently, am considering investing in the treasury bills or Money market funds of other African countries that offer better returns in terms of rate. Has anyone tried that before; and what countries do we know that offers better rates other than Ghana?

pls share any knowledge you might have on how to go about this and potential ups and downs.

Am considering investing in the treasury bills of other African countries that offer better returns in terms of rare. Has anyone tried that before; and what countries do we know that offers better rates other than Ghana?

The drugs consumed in the North are not necessarily hard or banned drugs. The drug problem in the North has more to do with abuse of otherwise useful drugs and other substances like gum otherwise used for patching tyres.

I stand to be corrected.

AntiBrutus:
All these slow guys on internet.
Chop what? Let's assume there was a chop, then they chopped each other dumbhead!

Always making sex look like a loss to the woman.
Then complain when some women charge for maintenance and depreciation of the nunu...

Cute dog, by the way. I need one, for free . No chop for the person that'll be nice enough to give me.

I agree with everything you posted, but yes, sex is a loss to a woman if it happens with any man other than your husband. Try as hard as you may, but that's the truth and that's why while men brag about it, women will never admit it.
Sorry but it's the truth.

Moral decadence is responsible for any view contrary to this.

Times may have changed but ideals remain the same.

haywire07:
So Hausas sef dey abroad dey behave like igbo

point of correction, It's not drug but robbery; that's a trademark of we Yorubas not Igbos pls.
Robbery, Fraud, rape, incest, adultery, ritual, and of course, skull mining; just leave those for us. It's our heritage and we won't share that with Igbos. Never!

She's certainly thinking of turning that joke to reality some day. The husband had better be careful.
And for her, she has just made herself a suspect for a very long time to come.

She's a crazy woman.

"If you can think it, you can do it".

Facebooker:

Saved all my hard earned pocket money to buy it. With the intent of unlimited porn from one of its channel like my besties jisted me.

I had to double my hustle to make that money, took extra dicks and it nothing came out it if. Mtcheeeeeew

Am i dreaming? Are you truly someone's daughter?

Good Lord.

propessor oshinbade no dey go leave?

Abi na monkey him be?

I no understand o!

If you're Yoruba, Pls avoid opening your mouth when taking a snap shot. It kind of exposes where you're from even before hearing your name.

Here they come for my head....

Na joke I dey joke o..... A beg!

buhariguy:
This idiotic pig of Biafra is really an idiot,
This is not a conviction list, but that of looters

Lazy idiotic Arewa parasite

buhariguy:
It should be succinctly put that idiotic pigs of Biafra are the problem of social media in Nigeria.
Turning everything into lies,
Even Martin Luther king family were disappointed in their behavior.

lol....
So even a lazy Idiotic Arewa parasite like you have recognised how powerful Biafrans are?

Una never see anything, when we finish with una, una go recognize sey ogogoro na mouth e dey enter but na head e dey scatter.

Umu Biafra kwenu! kwenu!! kwezuonu!!!

buhariguy:
It should be succinctly put that idiotic pigs of Biafra are the problem of social media in Nigeria.
Turning everything into lies,
Even Martin Luther king family were disappointed in their behavior.

lol....
So even a lazy Idiotic Arewa parasite like you have recognised how power Biafrans are?

Una never see anything, when we finish with una, una go recognize sey ogogoro na mouth e dey enter but na head e dey scatter.

Umu Biafra kwenu! kwenu!! kwezuonu!!!

fk001:
The fvcking coward, he cowardly ran away and left his people to die.







Ojukwu was a bigot and Coward.....



But before his death, he apologized to his fellow pigs and they forgave him.



No pig should qoute me

At least he was man enough to apologize abi?

Tell me a little about this piglet; how would you describe his cowardice and betrayal?

philo04:
are you sure it only rat that causes lassa fever?

It appears there is more to this disease than this whole rat story theyrthey're telling us.

I just hope Nigeria hasn't become a laboratory of some sort with Nigerians as Lab rats.

God help Africa.

AZeD1:
A large majority of them are being prosecuted so what's Reno's problem?

What's lai's problem too? Are a large majority of those pdp looters he mentioned not also being prosecuted?

Why are you being hypocritical?

fk001:
Someone is desperate to be and play for Nigeria


While some ungrateful pigs want to disunite Nigeria and break it into pieces

And you're so foolish to know that if only Britain gave him the opportunity, Nigeria would have been "God forbid ".

Your brain is fool of garbage

buhariguy:
Idiotic pigs of Biafra,
Hypocrite

Idiotic Arewa parasite.

Vampire

Honestly, I've lost the little respect I had for this short man. Same way I lost it for Adam's Oshomoolee