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One way to understand scriptures better is to read the passage from different versions of the Bible, the same way we read from different textbooks or websites to understand a topic better when studying.

“Israel, remember this! The LORD — and the LORD alone — is our God.
Deuteronomy 6:4. This is what Good News Bible says.

Attention, Israel! God , our God! God the one and only!
Deuteronomy 6:4. This is what the Message Bible says.

I believe these make it a bit clearer what that passage says. Its say that our God is God alone ( in Nathaniel Bassey's voice..."You are God all by yourself).

From your writeup, I can deduce that you have good knowledge of scriptures. I'll advice you ask the Holy Spirit for better understanding on the subject.

P.S: The Bible does not mention the word "Rapture" at all but that does not change the fact that it is real.

If you believe this story you will likely believe me if I say we are experiencing winter in Port Harcourt at the moment.

*DEBATE OF THE DAY!!!*

You are a youth leader in a church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the church and gives you a sealed carton of noodles for the pastor and a sum of #20,000 for yourself.

When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a carton of noodles to him the pastor, and then give you #20,000. So he collected the #20,000 and gave you the noodles.

Once at home, you opened the package and realized that the content is not just noodles but also concealed, a well-counted sum of a million naira.

What will you do�️

1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

5. The average secretary’s left-hand does 56% of the typing.

6. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes

7. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

8. The name for Oz in the “Wizard of Oz” was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence “Oz.”

9. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

10. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

11. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

12. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

13. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

14. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

15. Almonds are members of the peach family.

16. New Jersey grows two-thirds of the world’s eggplant.

17. There are more chickens than people in the world (at least before that chicken-flu thing).

18. The “dot” over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

19. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

20. Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass are living.

21. Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

22. It’s physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.

23. One single teaspoon of honey represents the life work of 12 bees.

24. Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

25. It is impossible to tickle yourself.

26. A typical pencil can draw a line that is 35 miles long.

27. Astronauts get taller in space due to the lack of gravity.

28. Buttermilk does not contain any butter and is actually low in fat.

29. Your own dead skin cells make up the majority of the dust in your house.

30. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

31. A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.

32. Snails can sleep up to 3 years.

33. You can’t smile and breath at the same time.

That last one was not true, of course, but I just wanted you to smile , and I know you did because you tied it out, just to be sure.

McTobe:
Why is this thread still empty?

My dear, it is because it is not about snake, breast, nudity, boyfriend and girlfriend things, how to make N50,000 in 4hrs working from home, etc.

dayleke:
What's there not to believe?

In fact, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Ladyhippolyta88:
That is how he likes his clothes judging from the pictures I have seen right from time it seems he likes oversized Buluku clothes

Maybe he wants his legs to be receiving breeze uninterrupted.

Nwaide01:
I don't why some Christians reason like people who haven't read their Bible well, if not how can some people be ignorantly talking about 666 when rapture has not taken place.

My dear, you are a correct Sunday School Student! Three Gbosa for you!!!

PreciousId:
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You mean they met and found love on the show? Hope the love lasts sha.

Nbote:
Na jus one gallop go reduce their social distance to d ground

I pity the passenger.

If Church service cannot hold, why not just go to the court and conclude it there? All you need is a couple of witnesses, right?

You will spend less because there will be no reception.

Seductive, where? The man needs to work on himself. He needs to ask the Holy Spirit to help him not to look at her and other females and start thinking of something else.

[quote author=NoLeLe4Life post=87184318]Waoh! That ur cousin leg go long ooooo[/quote

Her Nephew; not cousin.

LosC:
It's not Salvage biko..
Savage

Choi! Abeg this is the Savage I see here. Laugh don kill me here.

EVILFOREST:
She's not too BAD naaaa
At Least she has a LOT to offer, in addition to her FATHER who will always be there to defend you people.

.....and also defend her specially if the husband messes up.....

SniperSmurf:
He had only daughters?

Yes, as you can see! Is it against the constitution?

pocohantas:
If she is the bride (and groom), then who be this? She has nice legs though.

Help me ask o. Very misleading title.

joinnow:
Was she wearing wig two years ago cos her hair is now blond. Its was black two years ago

All follow for the transformation things.

1. Your eye is the fastest muscle in your body – hence why when something happens quickly, we say ‘in the blink of an eye!’

2. You see with your brain, not your eyes. Our eyes function as a camera, capturing light and sending data back to the brain.

3. Heterochromia refers to a condition where your eyes are two different colours.

4.The cornea is the only tissue in the human body which doesn’t contain blood vessels.

5. When working at a computer, you should follow the 20-20-20 rule – look at something twenty feet away from your computer every twenty minutes for twenty seconds.

6. Human lips have a reddish color because of the great concentration of tiny capillaries just below the skin.

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. This is largely due to the fact that a majority of the machines and tools we use on a daily basis are designed for those who are right handed, making them somewhat dangerous for lefties to use and resulting in thousands of accidents and deaths each year.

7.Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

8. A human’s ears and nose never stop growing.

9. The largest cell in the human body is an egg (or ovum) and is barely visible to the naked eye.

10.The smallest cell in the human body is a sperm.

11. Taste buds are not visible to the naked eye; the little bumps that can be seen on the tongue are actually papillae, on top of which rest the taste buds.

12. Rhinotillexomania is the excessive habit of picking one's nose.

13. Omphalophobia is the fear of the navel.

14. Coprastasophobia" is the fear of constipation.

15. The space between the eyebrows is called the "glabella," which is derived from the Latin word glabellus, meaning smooth.

Shoo! It is a simple matter, look for who sabi solve maths, when you get the answer, withdraw the cash and give him 1k.

Dreamz77:
A friend of mine happens to be in a serious dilemma,he is a Successful young man,a Muslim but Unhappily Married!the gist -.

Some few years back my Buddy (Ibrahim)was fortunate to secure a Federal govt job which as we all know in naija is like hitting a jackpot!His family are quite rich and he happens to be the last born so he had so much benefits and little or no responsibilities.Dude was living large and as such was able to Conquer quite a number of ladies and you know our Naija girls,once you are a "money spender" you Automatically become their dream Man!Love of their life and all those rubbish etc.Every damn thing was good,we always balled together,i made him stop takin codeine and all this crazy syrub which I noticed most some part of Hausa's Cherish more than their O level(dats mostly their max anyway)well I introduced him to taking proper Alchohol like Hero,legend and my ever favorite "Budweiser "!he always payed the bills coz financially he was bigger! The main problem began wen he traveled to Philippines to meet with his dad,a Consultant in Manilla, their he met Zainab who was a med practitioner.this lady drove my guy crazy! Like literally crazy!First,wen she got back to Nigeria he became more obsessed ,their was no conversation we could make without he mentioning or Linkin it to her. He was becoming bitchy!Even wen we all go out together she always had dis disdainful grimace on her face like the people around there are beneath her.imagine ordinary Philippines naim she school (no disrespect for) dats not my headache atoll.In a nutshell,he wanted her badly and as we all know,as a Muslim its a serious taboo to lose ur virginity before marriage!Ibrahim wanted dis lady soo badly and I don't know mayb it was her beauty cause to be honest she was glaringly radiant in beauty and very erudite in speech. or maybe twas his percievd pedigree of her, I couldn't tell what the oomph was all about.She liked him too dou but he never took the time to understand that marriage is different from the normal menalin quest!They never kissed;touched nor romanced before he proposed which I agitated against but my friend went on with his plan and they got married.yes!He got married Blindy,and ever since Dia marriage has been more like its a hell in a cell match.First,this lady knows nothing about cooking,she can't even cook shit!Ibrahim always have to come eat at my place after work cause according to him she only prepares indomie and Egg!Secondly she is not a playmate unlike before she doesn't gist while watching tv or have naughty talks aside work and normal stuff like dey use to. Lastly she doesn't flow in bed(dead wood) and my friend through me has tasted some igbo girls and we know igbo ladies are beasts in bed(we love it like da)he complains of her being too modest in bed and this is funny cause I believe he solely got married cause that was the only way he could have her. At the moment, they not on talking terms cause he doesn't touch her anymore nor even eat her food (indomie).My friend was blind to get married with a wrong perception but I really feel for him dou he causd the drama himself.he is considering cheating on his wife at the moment just to relax his urge but I don't support cassanovering wen one is already legally married.The wife already believes me to be the shenanigan confusing her hubby not knowing m trying to save her marriage .pls dam, Any reasonable advice would be much appreciated guys cause I really don't know how to help out here. Tanx

OP, I feel for your friend and wish him well but I have a bone to pick with you on this matter.

Lastly she doesn't flow in bed(dead wood) and my friend through me has tasted some igbo girls and we know igbo ladies are beasts in bed(we love it like da)he complains of her being too modest in bed and this is funny cause I believe he solely got married cause that was the only way he could have her.

At this point, I reserve my comment.

OJay360:
Primary school English Reader.

No o! Intensive English, JSS1.

Beautiful!

The one with Lucifer and heaven was hilarious.

CandidNotes:
White wedding gown on top 9 months pregnancy...

Going by the pictures posted, I am thinking what the sister wanted to tell us was that "her brother's wife gave birth on their wedding anniversary"!.

For crying out loud, she doesn't look pregnant in the picture, unless that's not her.

Hello all. Can someone please give me information on the topic "Nigerian Sports Heroes and Heroines and their Contributions to the Development of Sports in Nigeria". It is part of my child's holiday project. I have searched the web extensively but only come up with their achievements but nothing on their contributions.

Thanks in advance.

Story!

Someone with this kind of handwriting cannot be this dumb.
The story is made up.

My fellow females who have been viewing this thread to read comments just like me. One thing keeps appearing: WIGS!!!

PLEASE, henceforth let's do the needful. Wig no be by force. You can carry your natural hair sometimes. You owe no one no apologies. After all na only you waka come.

TaminaliaCatapa:
I have only 2

One is the tight which shows under their skirts or gowns; if it doesn’t show I don’t mind, but when it does and especially it is of a noisy colour like red or lemon, it’s dissatisfying to look at.




Badly fixed wig: some ladies will visit you and the odour from their wig will last a decade on your pillow. I’m not sure if there is the wash option for your wigs but in the event there is, kindly do so.
I won’t forget another glaring fact about the parting in the wigs. How would a chocolate complexioned lady have the parting the shade of Tonto Dikeh? This goes either ways, the bottom line is, it’s a turn off!

I'm a female but I so love your list. I saw No. 1 in church, it was pink!

MyGeneration:
Your papa no do the mechanic your mama no do. Them send you go.

Your parents should be attested for child abuse
You should be in a school not a mechanic workshop

In fact, I am so heart broken and speechless that all I can say is "No Comments".