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lubbish *jst go to ur pastor

And if u use ur last cash to buy food this trying time...nd it burns Dnt cry jst look for a rope nd hang urself*it works wonders

Miriam20:
Snap na, shey na ya camera Vexing for no reason

aunty mind biko ur biz

blah blah blah if i tke a selfie wit my dad wil it get to frontpage? Mtchew

so d photo dn mk life easy for nigerians shey?
Abeg go away >
pple wey de enjoy de show una d evidence of good living; una de carry d marra for head>>smh
*chews chewing stick*

good a.m nairalanders...last night i was bored and so i decided to catch some fun in dis section
And then i stumbled on a masterpiece that nearly cracked my ribs; u wanna know?yes?!

Okay well then here it is; you gonna post something..nd if it got no likes>>>you win

Lets get started

hve you tried training vultures?

Dezolo:
lol.. Nobody

okay that is by the way*


how does wine serve as good to ur vagina?


Something tells me ur nt female...dnt u tink so too?

Dezolo:
her cloth tho.. Like the kinda material mama adekunle(our neighbour) uses to process akamu..

in burna boys' voice *jealousy no good o*

Dezolo:
But muna leave her na.. She was hungry, she's only human.

okay we've left her; bt sori o who did u c holding her

Yes. A lot of people think that if a girl has
sex during her period, she can't get
pregnant. But it is possible for a girl to get
pregnant while she is bleeding. This can
happen for a couple of reasons: Not all vaginal bleeding is a
menstrual period. Sometimes a girl will have a small amount of vaginal
bleeding at the time of ovulation - the
time when she is most fertile. Girls
who are ovulating sometimes have
some vaginal bleeding that can be
mistaken for a period. Sometimes ovulation can happen
before the bleeding from a girl's
period has stopped or within a
few days after her period is over. All girls can ovulate at different points
from cycle to cycle, making it
impossible for a girl to know exactly
when she is most fertile. Because
sperm can fertilize an egg for 72
hours (3 days) after ejaculation, having sex during a girl's period is
risky. Having unprotected sex at any time is risky: Along with the chance of getting pregnant,
you can also get a sexually transmitted
disease (STD), such as chlamydia, genital
warts, or HIV. The only way to prevent
pregnancy and STDs is abstinence. If you do
have sex, use a condom every time to protect against unplanned pregnancy and
STDs. And talk to your doctor about
additional forms of contraception.

Am jst a humanitarian #Benblaq

CLOSED THREAD

They own oil blocs. They control banks. They
are leaders in their industries. They are some
of the biggest employers of labor. They are
officially the top ten richest people in Nigeria at
the moment and together, they’re worth
about $35billion. 10. Mohammed Indimi Net Worth: $670 Million A distinguished and highly successful
businessman, Mohammed Indimi is the sole
Founder and Chairman of Oriental Energy
Resources – a Nigerian oil exploration and
production company. He is also a founder of
many successful indigenous companies and sits on the board of several privately owned
companies encompassing all sectors of the
economy. Mohammed Indimi is a humanitarian and a
philanthropist and has received numerous
awards as well as honorary doctorate degrees
from notable Universities in Nigeria, Ireland
and the United States. 9. Abdulsamad Rabiu Net Worth: $700 Million Abdulsamad Rabiu was born into affluence. His
father, Isyaku Rabiu, was one of the richest
and most influential businessmen in northern
Nigeria in the 1970s and 1980s. He set up his
own business in 1988, importing rice, sugar
and edible oils as well as iron and steel rods. Today, the 55year old magnate runs BUA
Group, a conglomerate active in flour milling,
pasta manufacturing, ports and terminals
management and sugar refining. BUA Group
also operates two cement plants in Nigeria and
reportedly spent $500 million for a new cement plant in Nigeria’s Edo State that is
expected to open in early 2015. 8. Jim Ovia Net Worth: $850 Million Born November 4, 1951 at Agbor, Delta State,
Jim Ovia co-founded Zenith Bank Plc in 1990
and retired as pioneer Group Managing
Director/Chief Executive Officer in 2010 after
two decades of leadership which positioned
the bank as one of the largest and most profitable banks in Africa. In July 2014, he returned to the Zenith Bank
Group as Chairman and remains the bank’s
largest individual shareholder with a 9.3%
stake. He also owns Visafone, a telecoms
company and in August 2014, he started
construction of a $1.5 billion petrochemical complex in Akwa-Ibom in Nigeria. 7. Femi Otedola Net Worth: $900 Million Femi Otedola is the billionaire owner of multi-
billion naira indigenous oil giant Zenon – a
dominant force in the diesel business among
oil marketing concerns. His company supplies
all the important fuel used to power generating
sets of most Nigerian industries and manufacturing firms. These include Dangote
Group, Cadbury, Coca Cola, Nigerian Breweries
MTN, Unilever, Nestle, and Guinness, among
others. In 2014, Femi Otedola made $398 Million in
90 days as the shares of his Forte Oil Plc
surged 176% in that period. 6. Orji Uzor Kalu Net Worth: $ 1 Billion Orji Uzor Kalu started business at age 19 after
being expelled from the University of Maiduguri
for participating in the ‘Ali Must Go’ riots
against the then Education Minister. While his colleagues who were also expelled
took the school to court, he took a $35 loan
from his mother and started trading
commodities like palm oil, rice, sugar, salt and
flour. He diversified into furniture
manufacturing and transportation and became a millionaire in less than 2 years. He hit the big time in the early 80s when the
military government awarded him lucrative
contracts to import and supply arms and
ammunition to Nigeria’s military and defense
forces. Today, the former governor of Abia State is the
Chairman of Slok Holding, a conglomerate with
interests in shipping, banking, oil trading,
manufacturing and the media. 5. Tony Elumelu Net Worth: $1 Billion In 1997, when he was 34, Tony O. Elumelu led
a small group of investors to acquire Standard
Trust Bank, a struggling commercial bank in
Lagos, and restored the bank to profitability
within a few years. In 2005, he merged the
bank with the United Bank for Africa and transformed it from a single-country
commercial bank into a financial services
institution with operations in several African
countries. He served as CEO until 2010. He then
founded Heirs Holdings, an African investment
holding company, with investments in financial services, power generation, oil and gas,
agribusiness, real estate and hospitality. In the
same year, he established the Tony Elumelu
Foundation, an Africa-based and African-
funded philanthropy, dedicated to catalyzing
entrepreneurship across Africa. Today, he is Chairman of Heirs Holdings as well
as UBA Group Plc and Transcorp Plc, which
is Nigeria’s largest listed conglomerate. 4. Theophilus Danjuma Net Worth: $1.1 Billion General T.Y. Danjuma is the founder of South
Atlantic Petroleum Limited (SAPETRO). In his
early life, he had a brilliant career in the
Nigerian Army and retired as Chief of Army
Staff in 1979. Today, the former defence
minister is the Chairman of SAPETRO and also owns a stake in Notore Chemical Industries, a
manufacturer of urea fertilizer, as well as a
stake in NALComet, one of Nigeria’s largest
shipping companies. 3. Folorunsho Alakija Net Worth: $2.5 Billion Mrs Alakija started a tailoring company –
Supreme Stitches – in the 1980’s after a stint
in the corporate world. With clients like former
first lady Maryam Babandiga, her company
quickly rose to prominence among Nigeria’s
high society. In 1993, an Oil Prospecting License she applied
for was approved, making her the owner of
one of the most lucrative blocks in Nigeria.
Today, Famfa Oil, her company, holds a 60%
stake in the oil field that pumps about 200,000
barrels per day. Folorunsho Alakija is the only woman on the
list and the second richest woman in Africa. 2. Mike Adenuga Net Worth: $4.6Billion Mike Adenuga is Nigeria’s second and
Africa’s sixth richest man. He made his first
fortune by trading lace and Coca-Cola after
returning from his studies in the United States.
He also made key friendships with top Nigerian
military personnel and earned lucrative state contracts along the way. He founded Conoil Producing, an oil exploration
firm, which owns at least 3 producing oil
blocks and is exploring for oil on 4 others. In
2003, he founded Globacom, which now has
more than 27 million subscribers in Nigeria,
making it the second largest mobile phone network company in the country after MTN. 1. Aliko Dangote Net Worth: $21.6 Billion Aliko Dangote made his first fortune more than
30 years ago when he started trading
commodities with a loan he got from his uncle,
Dantata. Today, while cement, sugar and flour
– the three commodities that built his fortune –
still make him a ton of money, he has diversified into the oil business. Last year, along with a consortium of private
and international lenders, he raised $9billion to
construct a private oil refinery, fertilizer and
petrochemical complex in Nigeria. He also
plans to invest $1 billion in commercial rice
farming and modern rice mills. Dangote is Africa’s richest man and the
richest black man in the world, and if you
combine the fortune of all the other people on
this list, he is still $13 billion richer than them. It really would take a while before someone
else dislodges him from his number one
position

cock nd bull story...oyaif u de lie eh u go die dis night..if u de tok true sa amen

worefa... Anyhww e b aksu shuld stl expect mah sista

chammy4real:
OK dear.


can it really affect conception?

yeah it could! Mind u; its infection we r tlkin abt

beans

Ighoga898:
U know Nigeria won't believe it does because it comes cheap.. Its true, it clears d eye.

of what na

why not just drop ur date of birth...who knows u might just find ur soulmate nt necessary a date...mine is 05 december

chammy4real:
never used a public toilet never had sex never did a blood transfusion.

totally off from me.

then it could be hereditary talk to ur mum abt it*

An advice tho

when i ws younger i would stand beside my mother in the kitchen everyday cooking with her. One of the thing that was a mystery to me what that each time she slices the onion into half, my eyes r always irritated. When i try to run she would say "my friend will u come back here?dnt u knw it clears d eyes?". I grew wit that mentality,when i got to d university, i askd my roommates abt it,nd they bluntly disagreed wit me,we argued for almost two days; surfing d net nd goin bck to biology textbooks..Its almost 5yrs nw since we separated nd i still cnt unravel d truth.. Nairalanders what do u think is the health benefits of onion to d eyes?
While others claim that it only cause u damages; i tink different though

Mature nd serious comments pls

it could b infection Possibly gotten frm public toilet, unprotectd sex, or bloodtransfusion Go nd run a test b4 any other thing Oluwa bless u

johnny just come

so if u wer to b me dat ws called to advice buhari on hearing tips, d whole world could v heard of it




Lol benblaq z jst teasin o



Congrats bt wait.....

Ws it for free?

so wetin concern police again afta d gud samaritan dn settle d mata like human being

I swear if na sum pple for dis nairaland dem for use d boi for juju #burnt offering
tnk God m nt a nigerian
Smh for naija

bt y vigilantee go go de exchnge bullet wit gentlemen on d highway??i tot dia work ws jst to stay awake nd watch at night ,,,"vigil" ="vigilant"="vigilaantee"


Lately v bin seeing dem wit gun
Whereas dey r authorised to b wit jst cutlass


Anywaysss from d buttom of my heart
I say :



REST
IN
PEACE *in pope Francis voice"DOMINUS VOBISCUM"*

blessed virgin Mary had no other child okay??luke chpt 5 vs9 tlks aabt hw Jesus met simon at d sea , luke chp6 vs 12 tlks abt hw jesus calld d twelve apostles includin: simon(whom he named peter)nd his broda andrew, james and john, phillip and bartholomew, matthew nd thomas son of alphaeus ndsimon wu ws calld d patriot judas son of james wu became his traitor *are you okay?no!
Many years ago While Jesus ws hangin on d cross* standing close to Jesus cross were his mother,his mothers' sista mary the wife of cleopas nd mary magdalene, Jesus saw his moda nd d disciple he loved
SO HE SAID TO THE MOTHER *BEHOLD YOUR SON* THEN HE SAID TO D DISCIPLE *SHE IS YOUR MOTHER*,FROM DAT TIME THE DISCIPLE TOOK HER TO LIVE IN HIS HOME(JOHNS' GOSPEL CHPT 19 VS 25 TO 27) so hw did d other siblings come frm? Dnt b confused , come to d light

#TEAMCATHOLIC

kernel501:
I won't hurl insult or some unhealthy derogatory remarks on you, brothers don't fight. I quite understand you... We love you.
#OneLoveIgbos&NigerDeltans.

y did u quote me if i may ask
U knw wat?Jst act as if u didnt c my comment okay

easiest way!
weneva he is pressed during d day, he shud try to hold it for like 20mins b4 goin to urinate, by doin dat" he is trainin d bladder to hold urine for lng **though some pple wil b tinkin sumtin lyk "d bladder will jst burst* bt its ntin to fear cos der z ntn lyk dat" thnk me later

put cameroun pepper for ha private part wen she is slipin...i bet u..u sef go fear d kind speed she go use run



Thnk me lter

mk we assume sa dem no catch am..so jst to mk love to a fourteen yr old child dahz y d old man turned himself to adam eyah!








Bt wait o..i hope am nt d onli persn noticin dat..




D girl dress like dose indian teens wey de act bluefilm..checkout ha socks nd gown na..

anyhow eastern pple upgrade reach...my state is stl d most beautiful in nigeria evn til d nxt decade #GodblessAkpabio

missdebs:
8.) d man wu keeps jumpin from clubs,to church,to toilet to compile d 7 lists thread

badbelle is allowed

bt her face no show na