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Once everything goes down, its the north that stands to lose out the most, because the south might fight each other for political relevance, but once the threat is to life and property, all ghe southern governors will always liace to form a united front against land grabbers. For the country to stay united, if it must, the northerners better call their fellow brothers to avoid raiding villages, because reprisals are always sure. |
Its only loyalty that can get you this |
Sex is becoming normal, mom kissing their kids on the lips, kids taught to dance seductively...And all, there is huge moral perversion,but thats all normal, change is the only thing thats constant |
In the north, no wealthy family send their Children out for Almajiri. In the South no wealthy family ever send yheir kids out as Witches or Wizards. The rich dont have to fast as long as the poor, because what money cannot do,more money will do,so they chase the more money rather than long fast and prayers. Its the poor, who are told by their imams, that everything western is Haram, that go over and beyond to forment terror.. Same way its the poor, who are told that everything they pray for must happen,and when its not, its their witch kids or parents blocking it, that forment terror. In all you are getting, get sense and get money. |
The city of Pompei was totally buried in Ashes, these things have been happening before and will continue happening, but to some, tje world will end tomoa. Reality check, the world ends for us when we die, the diciples thought the world will end in their time, but 2021 years on, the world is still on |
Lalasticlala this thread no follow merit front page ni, come read for yoursef sir |
newbornmacho:Back then, you could do a transaction and it will hang for days, without it being rectified. The moment that CBN made a law that banks who hold customers money more than 24hours should be sued or reported, the banks were now up and doing in that regard, i feel similar directives that will curtail hoarding should be put in place |
jlinkd78:This is brilliant, this will lead to s stable price of the naira, the BDC will now compete with banks to stay in business and in so doing, the naira will be strengthen.. This policy if implemented will be great, but trust the powers that be to revert it soon |
This looks good, the Bureau de change will now be competing to sell cheaper than the banks, the hoardingvof curencies and over inflation will be checkmated to a great degree. But this is nigeria, we always have good policies but bad implementation |
By Gods grace, we got to Fanisau in one piece, and it was there that the driver told us that he had just arrived from driving from Lagos to Uyo, the very morning he took us on our two days journey. I have been to Lagos and factored in, how a man was driving for 3days with no sleep, And at that point, i realised that there were no witches and wizards with tank of blood for innocent lives at Christmas, that it was rather the greed of most drivers, rushing to make two to 3 turns, before resting that was culprit. Omoh, at that point, I had the biggest phobia for ever travelling long for long distance, and throughout the whole of my service year, i did not dare to venture back on the road for anything as i stayed the whole year planning on paying for flight if need be on returning home. P.S: My heart goes out, to all those, who lost their lives on their way to camp, no one knows at the moment what really went wrong, but i believe that after all these years in existence, NYSC Should put up credible nationwide shuttle services, for moving Corps members, to and from camp, especially for those posted for long distance. |
Omohhhhhh, i turn, in the split of nano seconds, look driver, dey guy dey doze, spit dey drizzle from im mouth, i turn look road, dey Mack truck dey add speed as if say we dey dare am, omohhh, na so, I shout, Na im the driver wake look road, see as dey tramadol drinking, red eyed Mack truck driver, dey close in for the kill, na so the driver swerve comot, mehnnn na soo, i jus heave sigh of relief, and as i turn back look driver, i see say the adrenaline pump from close shelf with death bin dong clear im eye.. The guy's eye was now shining, but i still wanted the car to stop, but the stubborn goat no gree, we were hoping to come by a police check point and report him,but omoh, we no see shadow of check point from Kano to Jigawa,something wey person for see like 200checkpoint for South. |
Na so dem begin dey para for the driver, but the guy no jus send, him go just comot head from car the look road, like say the windscreen dey opaque, say im no fit see, omohh, my heart dey run fast, na so i dey reason say weda na like this e go end?! Omohhh, the guy sef begin dey dance, dey play music join, omoh de thing wan funny me, but i coke dey reason say weda my life bin be comedy may, d time wey dem wan drive me like lamp to the slaughter, i go dey laf? Omohhh, i bone up, e hungry me to just get power seize the driver beat up, but omoh, who go, go drag steering with driver with person for highway. Na so i humble, dey beg the guy on code, as my life come dey plan back in slow motion, i come remember say i still be virgin, i never even go law skol sef, o, and my papa no tey wen im die, so na so i go go meet am, i never even go law skol, then collect call to bar go give am? Omoh, as i dey think plenty, na so i see say our bus dey leave im lane dey go another lane, and say one mack truck dey come, |
Problem started when in Kano, the last village to Jigawa, nature came back for its pound of f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶ sleep, the guy next to me, was out, i was about to join him, when on turning to drop my phone, after which i could relax well well, to sleep, i saw that the driver too was busy dossing... Omohhhh!! Na so the hotspot wey my village people bin dey tether to me disconnect, omohhh, sleep disengage totally, i do lough cough, knowingly, shocking both of them out of the doze, then i drew the guy next to me and told him to cast and bind his village people, that the driver too was tapping strong sleep,. We then joined force to fight for our life o, we tried to giat the driver, but he was still dozing off, i asked the guy if he could drive and he said no, we asked the driver politely if we could stop and rest for an hour, na so the man say no, say, we are almost there... Almost where, road wey you no sabi? Almost where!! The place our village people draw for map say we go stop?almost where!?! God punish you, and them�omoh, na so we tell other member of the bus of the plans of our village people for us, say good no follow for am atal, say our driver dey sleep like pregnant woman.. |
From there, the road was more straight forward, we were told that we only had to go straight, and we will bust through Kaduna, Kano and Jigawa, and though we did not believe that our hellish journey will become so easy all of a sudden, it did turn out that the road like most northerners we encountered, was just straight forward. In Abuja, we gold the driver to rest and continue in the morning, the driver did not want to hear any of that, he told us to get food for 20mins and be back or we will be boarding another bus to catch up, and that's how those behind slept while he drove, me and the guy in front we decided that we will have to keep the driver company and not join the snoring that was going on behind us. We made good progress, eased past Kaduna,and by morning we were freezing under the cold in Kanu, it seemed as if the road will go on forever, we had been going on nonstop,and yet, every one we asked for direction kept on giving us that pitiable, "ehyaa una never start" look. But then, weytin we go do, we drove through Kano, which seemed to be like passing through the 5 Eastern States,the journey seemed as if it will go on forever, and everyone we asked kept pointing into the sky in the horizon, telling us to drive on. |
The bus came late, it was very rickety in nature, and we all imagined, how it will ferry us up north, on a journey that would cost us almost 48hrs. But compared to boarding AKTC bus for 22,000 we all kept quite and managed what our 12,000 could afford us. On the road, we discovered that the driver did not even know the road to the north, not the popular Kaduna, not to talk of the road to Kano or the interior Jigawa state. Omoh, the way we were asking people for road, if it were now, na we for waka for awa leg go tell bandits to kidnap us. But God saw us through sha, missing our way, turning around and around like something turning_on_e_own, in kogi especially, we were just following any car, hopeful that it will lead us to a major known road. Hmmm, it was night,and we knew we were lost, we were just looking for signboards to read, and checking them off the maps and doing that "state and capital"thingy to know which state we were in.. Alter all the "un-merry" go rounds, we came to a road, where an Abuja' frequenter among us recognised will lead us to Abuja, and we thank our stars, that we were back in civilization. |
Righteousness2:If same archeologist talk say, earth dey 6billion years, you go cry foul, say na satan dey play script, now na God wey control them... Lols |
Omohh |
Cultism has always been the bane of the south, from nursery school, students dabble into cultism, either out of a sesnse of feeling among, or so as to be feared. The best way to fight cultism will be to have a complaint box around school, so students who are cultist could hv their names dropped and from there could be investigated, a board for that should be instituted in schools across board.. Cultism is becoming institutionalized, the best way to counter it should be a systemic aproach. |
While i may not be for the forceful vacination of people. But then, i will still love to ask our Nigerian pastors how most of their end time stories turned out. 5g network causing Corona, to Bill gate wanting to conquer the world, and all sort of bulshit. The funny thing is, it's still us that talk about 1world government that Support Crypto, i am into crypto, but truth is, if there will ever be a 1world govt it will be through Crypto where a single individual can control everything to the point of growing and destroyin market witj a single click. But hell no, its not Elon Musk, but Bill Gate, the very guy sharing mosquito net to checkmate Mosquito which has killed by far more than all other pandemics.. But hell no, our pastors will sleep in the net and come out and preach that we avoid Bill gate, and then the Technical Unit will Use *"windows"* to upload and stream it for the world to see, and they will use "4g network" which is only slightly different from "5g network". I know say weytin i talk no too too relate, but a lot of religious folks will come here to attack a president who might be trying to prevent what happened to indians from happening to his people... The moment, we stop being overly religious and really think things through with our God given head, will be the moment we find out thar the world is so much fun, and no need to be rushing to build mansions in heavens or Motels in hell.. |
Gud stuf |
Introverts are dope, they mind their business, its what everybody should strive to do |
Its becomin incessant, everyone wants to get rich quick in the north. The north is on self destroy, all the almajiri now see hope in kidnaping,banditary, or even ISWAP,now pays, The poor n hopeles youths they have nothing to losse, |
See question |
Ikot offiong always fighting, either with ikot udo, their neighbors in akwa ibom, or their neighbors in cross river |
Kull |
Wickedfacts:The one i am using is good to me. |
pendusky:Povoir is gud stuf, |
We go hear word |
Members of IPOB’s security arm, Eastern Security Network, were suspected to be behind the attack, according to a statement from the local authorities.https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/458846-breaking-gunmen-kill-two-police-officers-in-fresh-attack-in-akwa-ibom.html
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Lols, the story continues |
Which bank, its about to be dragged to shreds |
Hmmm police n soldiers now are endangered species |