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TheManOfTheYear:
Yeah Missy, but a lady can lay her hands on a guy right?

Awesome Missy!!! You're so intelligent. In fact, I would love us to go on a date, I believe I can learn more from you

This sounds somehow sarcastic

CalvinGaye:
It actually does WHAT!!!!

Mtcheew

Aabegi make I see road joor!!

Let her go and learn the skills better from Lai Mohammed. Coz she no Sabi blow lie at all.

Lol, you might not believe but it does actually although it's rare. The sperm can find its way into the vagina even without penetration.

Really??

emmyN:
One of the most foolish statements I've come across is, "Never raise your hands on a lady no matter what". How about never raise your hands on any of the gender?

True talk. Gender inequality doesn't affect only ladies. It affects guys as well. Take the issue of rape for instance, no one pays attention to a guy being raped.

Minemrys:
I am a guy, and this thing has n0thing to do with gender equality. It's just that both parties aren't matured in this situati0n. It's a damn wedding. The minute 0ne party saw the other wanted making a scene out of n0thing, why n0t just walk away? S0me people are just childish sha. What's the fuss over a chair anyway? It's just a chair.

If only they had asked politely, the guys might have let them have the seat.

Some ladies are just so rude and always feel so entitled. I read a comment recently on a thread where a guy said a lady embarrassed him by pulling up his shirt thereby exposing the fact that he held up his trousers using a wire. If for say nah the guy do that kind shit to a lady whether by mistake or not, they'll be shouting harassment and attracting sympathy.

NockMedia:
I am not trying to justify what the lady did, but never raise your hand on a lady as a man. Don't.

Neither am I trying to justify what the guy did, but never raise your hand on a guy as a lady. Don't.

Davoneskay:
Breaking.....
FINAL RESULT
Eyitayo Jegede SAN = 888
Agboola Ajayi = 657
Eddy Olafeso = 175
Bode Ayorinde = 95
Banji Okunomo = 90
Boluwaji Kunlere = 33
Ebiseeni Olusola = 29
Godwin Erewa = 14

Congratulations to Eyitayo Jegede. He really worth it. Unlike one noise maker.

This looks kinda fair. The gap between eyitayo and agboola isn't that wide as compared to that of the APC primaries. I really pray eyitayo wins laslas and after using four years too, he should get out and let someone else occupy the position.

Mine was in my first year at the university. A lecturer told us to read a particular topic - common law & equity cos he'd be asking questions on it in the next class. That was how I read it and even formed different definitions on my own. The day came o and the lecturer started by asking the meaning of common law and equity. I was sha waiting for the man to ask me too and I maintained eye contact with him twice. That was how the man called me too and asked a different question entirely. I wanted the ground to swallow me up that day. Come and see shame, I asked those around me before standing up but no one knew the answer. I was so so embarrassed that day but I learnt two things, I never forgot the answer to the question he asked me and I learnt never to maintain eye contact with any lecturer. It wasn't funny that day. As in I wanted to cry. I felt like a dunce. Lol.

The second one was in my final year in secondary school. That was how my dad decided to use one old car to drop me in school. The fact that the car was old wasn't the problem. The problem was that my dad had to connect wires from the bonnet and placed the battery in front seat right where I was sitting. I still don't know why he had to connect wires from the bonnet into the car. That day I was sha praying not to be seen by any of my mates but as God would have it, there was fee drive that day and all students were in front of the gate, waiting to be checked in. As a result of that, I wasn't only seen by my classmates but the entire students as well. I just bone face join queue that day.

Relationships are about give and take. I see no reason why you should be in a relationship with someone that can't give up something for you. Wake up bro and at the same time, do what's right.

I really don't know why most governors now see a second tenure as a necessity for them.

southniyikaye:
This baby looks like Churchill

exactly

This crazy shii happened in my secondary school too

Goldenheart:
We was on the assembly ground one lovely afternoon, we just finished singing "Now da day is over night is drawing near..."

The previous week, a company just finished constructing a tall telecommunication mast close to the assembly round.

... After the song, one tired student looked up at the sky moving sky and said oh it looks like the mast is coming down. every one looked up and they thought the mast was actually coming down.

it wasn't long everyone panicked and there was a stampede within minutes, a lot of students were injured...


turns out the mast wasn't actually coming down, the movement of the clouds made it look like it was coming down.

Nice

OP trying to be sarcastic.

Just a little time and there won't be any whale for them to kill anymore.

Nairaland and old news are like 5&6

Why is she now telling us what we know already?
Oshi

I don't wanna believe the rumour is true

She's now 19?

These ones will just kill this guy
I can imagine one of them rolling over him while they're all sleeping.

Blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called children of God.

Am I the only one who finds her body so unattractive??
All these ladies hiding under the guise of actresses Una wehdone oo

This guy is just too stupid
Nonsense!
I'm tired of reading this kind of news.

I'm not surprised. The "highest number" of illiterates come from the north.
I'm not being tribalistic here.

@op, I'm sure you meant to say "hoeloshos" and not "slay queens".

2am or 5am

Her dressing contradicts her message..i wonder why some people find it difficult to practise what they preach.