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The next thing you go hear na ban.

Anything for miss bla bla bla

@kronkykay you forgot to add our office time.

[size=8pt]MONDAY - SUNDAY, WE OFFER 24HRS SERVICE [/size]

@alidumusa Okay you needed a responce, here its is. . .

This free marriage thing is really get out of hand.
But Ituen is making maximum use of the opportunity. With the amount of wives he has both here in NLD and that im face me i face u apartment.

hmmm, so u need help now with seun number abi wetin ?

@Gunpoint, its evident that the last screw wey hold that your brain filled with sawdust don fall off.

LOL

I don't get it. Is something wrong with my sense of humour or is this joke f*ckin stale ?

Nnaa men let me use disi opochunity to inform you pple aboutu my new pure water compin.
The name ofu d pure water is Chinedu purewaters and sons and daughters Inc.

omg

@kronkykay U no need to worry, with d way girls plenty like pure water these days, i hear say dem don dey marry credit for some areas.
MARRY NOW AND PAY LATER
If i dey lie, ask Ituen.

CTRL C CTRL V. . .
@kronkykay we don see this shit b4 naaa

@kronkykay Man no be small thing ooo.
I had a tough experience @ dat shop oo because as time begin go, all the sales personnels (females) wanted to have a taste of the naija KOKO

and as a good christian i cudn't say no

hey hw u doing suga_lips? or shud i call you rebellious?
I havn't seen you on YIM for sometime now. Anyway i am in naija now.

blabla phobia LOL

@Poster Nice one. . . But if na me, i go gbege those sisters ooo.
That na set up naaa pure Scam.

@kronkykay man, u and i know i dont like long things.

@Clem Dearie, are u sure u read it ?

Hey guyz, what about benophobia?
The fear of being dissed by B£N

Kronkay Longest time.

Lol,
Kinda funny in a silly way.

Ituen baba three Gbosaa for U.

Now this is more like the NLD i use to know.
@Tufe Keep talking, maybe someday you'll say something that will finally make me laugh.

@Tufe  In ur own case, i don't think u're stupid; I think u're possessed by a retarded ghost.

@All Newbies  This is the joke section of NLD.
The main objective here is simple  "Anything for a good laugh."
So don't think d fact i pick on Ituen makes us enemies. NO

The motive is just to keep the thread lively and entertain all other members.
So anyone with guts shud feel free to bring it on .

@All bad belles  Bring it on.
. . . waiting. .

Na waooo ^{(starts singing)}
As i don become celebrity, everybody dey follow me.

LOL
I admire ur faith

^{Looks down @ success123}
Is that all u've got ?

Look here dude, from the way u talk, it seems u are new on NLD.
The fact we yab or diss anyone here doesn't make anyone anyone's enemy.
The motto here is simple.
"Anything for a good laugh" Thats y its the joke section.
So if u make a fool of urself by tryin to pick on me or anyone red hot here, U can become the joke.
Gbam!!!

@Poster Nice one. keep it coming guyz

@success123 I strongly recommend you download some sense @ www.trygetsense.com.

Hmmm what can i say ?
Birds of a feather.
@nightnurse You don't want to start with me i tell u.