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Okay where the gbege dey happen ?

Hey guyz, u need to hear this !!!

Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil: The legs, because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil: Because I heard my sister's boyfriends say, “TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

Teacher: What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Pupil: When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY, IT'S SHOWTIME

ROFLMAO

@kronkykay  I been hear say pple wey worwor dey like fight, so that they can make other pple look like them with the help of bottles.
Na now i believe.

@All  This fool (kronkykay) is the perfect material you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Quote: bennie how u take know say i love diet coke?

Unqoute: Lets just say i know how to take care of women, if i want to.

U mean d wheel barrows?

where is d humour ?

@Migs No worry the peace party dey come up soon.

MENU: Strictly Goat Meat pepper soup.

_{Ben signs peace treaty with Tessybaby
they both shake hands and everyone is happy.}

@Clem muaaaaaaaahhh

Lol u trust me naaa. I no dey dull.

sup Migs ?

Just minding my business i guess.

the height of stupidity.
I cant stoop so slow as to exchange words with you. because from the look of things, u dey reason with your yansh.

@Migs That wont be necessary. Just slaps will do the magic.

copied and pasted but still kool.

lol

Haaa TT u wan break family ?

@TT oh thanx for d support man.

@TT see am, he think say them go share rice.

@Migs Olboy na waoo. i been think say we be guyz oo. na only hug i hug ur woman u dey provoke like this.
What of say i come . . . . .

shame unto which parol ?

i knew there was something strange about tessy.

oh. . . still kool with me.

@clem wetin i do u naa? of all things that put on skirt dinipre.

For what ?

Lol,
Let the gbege begin.

Now this is a new one, and very strange indeed.
@Migs,clem,saucekid,showbobo,TT et al, are you guyz pondering what i am pondering

lol

^{ben rushes @ tessybaby wanting to just shake her a little and warn her. Unfortunately d babe just break.}

U see what i have been avoiding. All these malnourished kids wey dey find who go kill them.
Now who wan sponsor this one burial, because the money aint coming out of my pocket.