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Wait a minute. . its seems am floating here.
I don too hear husband and wife talk here recently.
who is marrying whom now in NLD? Last time i checkd, the celebrated couples where:

Migines and Clem
Ituen and Tessybaby.

Abeg i need update on all newly weds.

ROFLMAO

@poster Nice one

@poster Wait a minute, who do u expect to read this essay ?

@webdezzi and if i do? hw does that affect the holes in your boxers?
_{that's if you are even putting on one}

8. If he doesn't call, take it as the most personal of insults.
- Then after you vex finish, feel free to hug the nearest transformer.

17. Always try to set up your single female friends with your single male friends.
- I bet you, you will have yourself to blame.

**yawns**

@Ituen For your left auricle paded mind now, you don talk abi ? where the sense nw for your post ?
You knw something ituen? from experience, i have come to find out that pple like you make more sense when u shut the f*ck up

from excess bla bla bla

@TJ your mate dey run things, you dey cling on mimiko pants.
Na your mama i dey pity,because when dem born u, dem close street dey rejoice say them born pikin.
What a waste.

_{looks down @ ituen and shakes head}
Man just because you recently connected that virus u call a system, so we no go hear word again for NLD?
For your information, i dont browse in a cafe, i browse from the comfort of my room.

Hmm, see ituen see levels. _*hiss*

ok what really gets me excited ?
Ok when i have a new girl friend to add to my collection.  

No blame dem, if you 've noticed most chicks brain dey function like a pentium 1 pc. Their head dey take time to boot.
So you see its not their fault, they just have lesser hard drive space.

Na thuggie our man ona dey enter like this ?

Lol i really miss you guyz.
I am back nw, so anybody wey get gbege with me shud bring it on.

Hw are we sure this is not SCAM ?

@Poster, remixed or not, that was a nice post.

Some chicks or chickens think all guyz are mugus, dem dey forget say we all na Nigerians.
Sharp PPLE.

What has the joke section turned into ?

See all of ona see joblessness.

;d

Lol, I think i miss Naijagurly's stupidity.
OMG I just love the fool in her

lol
@clem, so where is migines? u are the only person i believe shud be in posession of that information.

@Ituen, I never see tessy oo abi ona don break up ? whether i go quickly apply.

?

lol

@clem I haven't been in the country for sometime now.
Been real busy lately. But i am back now.
So who dey worry now for NLD ?

hmm Ituen @ it again.
Man u need back up ?

shitty female talks
_{leaves room}

Copied and pasted but still kool to read.
@Poster: keep it coming

hmm so ituen is now the hot guy on NLD ?
wonders shall never end