₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
Someone that have been in LP since 2002 is now a mole in APC?

Oga shut up, the man is corn-ected

Don't be foolish oga.

If you are considering a litigation process, it means you're well off; and if your neighbor taps your light, it simply shows that he hasn't money to buy generator not to talk of fueling it. Am not in anyway supporting illegality nor asking you to not confront one if you deem so.
Rather, I'd that you walk up to your neighbor and tell him about that, then, you can formally ask the reasons behind his actions and if you can fuel the gen for both of you, I think you should do that, if not quietly disconnect him and settle the case.
Pesin wey no get money for gen, how you think say taking him to court can solve any issue?

Our welfare system in Africa is the poorest, yet we brag about our community life.

Tntsi:

Just write, OBIDATTI is coming. Tinubu is going no where , and submit.

Sure odd.

I have a premonition that this boy in question might be related to the senator somehow.
And someone had contacted the senator to help a certain distant relative (the boy) who is struggling in Lagos. But as usual, the senator declined to offer any sort of help to this boy; an action the boy harboured in his heart. And boom! Fast forward to 2022, the senator needed a donor, he remembers a certain boy needed help so desperately and could do anything for assistance, so he was called up at the negotiation table.

Senator: I have a daughter who is sick,
Boy: yes senator
Senator: and she is very very sick; you know you are my (says whatever and however they are related)
Boy: yes sir, I even told (one uncle) to ask for your help last 4 years........
Senator cuts in: yeah, yeah, yeah..... Now is the time to give you grace
Boy falls to the ground: yes, uncle........
Senator: I want to take you to the UK, do you have an Int'l passport
Boy: Sir, where will I even get that one?
Senator, dials the number of Nigerian High Commissioner to the UK: Please my brother, help me contact your visas office tomorrow, I want to take one of my boys to the UK to change his life.
Commissioner: Ok sir
Senator to the boy: don't worry, God has remembered you, once we return from this trip, I will give you 10million naira.
Boy: what!!!!!

This must have somehow transpired between the "Big man" and a certain "distant relation".
Luckily for the boy, luck ran out of the Senator, because he had planned to cut his two kidneys, dump his corpse in the UK, and tells his people, that he ran away over there.

The moral of this story is that, the person you abuse today thinking that you have the power and might to do what you like, will haunt not just you, but the entirety of all that's left of you.

The corn-effect!!!

DenreleDave:
Never!!!!!

Buhari was a disaster just like Peter obi... The only difference is that we were able to detect the ex-convict who was Detained, deported and demolished in UK...

If we had be observant, buhari should not have ruled us... Men like Buhari and Peter obi are disasters..

Over-rated and under average rulers


I never for once support buhari... The only time I support him was dealing with Ip0b terro rist

More like you get erections with the "likes" you get on Nairaland.

lavylilly:
Impossible, Nigerians are very docile, it will be =N=700/800 per liter. Stock up

As if you got that from my mind: we are a suffering from Stockholm syndrome.

yarimo:
That is very commendable from the DSS

I just observed people like you spill gibberish because of "Nairaland Likes"
I just pray the same, when meted against you or yours won't draw condemnation, but as usual, commendation.

The suspect admitted to have broken into Engr. Lambert Miebi's living home at Agudama-Epie in the guise of looking for his friend who is a relative of Lambert.

Further interrogation revealed that he had sold the Laptop with the sum of twelve thousand naira (12,000.00) and the buyer has been reportedly arrested.

Nigeria and Charge-and-bail journalism;
How can you call a thief caught red-handed a suspect?
This is the height of it!

You better become their brand ambassador

FreeStuffsNG:
Thank you daddy
seun mynd44

Accept my commiserations;
That guy really punched.

Oluromantic:
Straight and simple.

Lesson;
-Dont build house on in-laws land
-if you must build house on in-laws land, it should be removable

It must have wheels

Newdawn30:
Prof debate chimamamda

You don't need to go that far; he should debate @Datti first let me see how he'd survive that heat; you think common sense na by English?

This is stark semblance not just the physiognomy but also is the dispensational tools and implements of education before both of them.

Both are solders (don't ask me how) in their prime; but while OJukwu was with the most powerful tool in his days (pen and paper) , the younger was with the most powerful tool of his age( the computer).

Both also have their most powerful snacks.

He's not only a dancing governor; he's a drummer too.
Our God is a wonder worker.
I just love this man; he understands this life.

ROYH:
So, I've been using this pc for quite some time now apart from the back up that it does not have, everything else is working perfectly until last year around June when I discovered that it's enter button and some other 2/3 buttons ain't functional again but since there's screen keyboard, I don't necessarily bother much about it as I can still be managing it.. So it wasn't in used as I do use it frequently again, so there's nothing to worry about until around December last year that I wanna use it and it started displaying this BOOT DEVICE NOT FOUND

I don't know what's wrong with it maybe it's software problems or hardware.. Please any solution would be highly appreciated.

Open the Hard Disk compartment and check if the device is plugged out. If not, change the hard disk.
This is simply a Hard Disk problem

Naira20:
Kikikiki...Very Poor Photoshop skills

As usual, APC drones don't record videos

APC will just go and snap refuse at Ojota and recolor it like the new naira notes

Baba this is savage nah; you no get mercy ní?

bergs2:
Wonderful work I must say.
Little tweaks will make it make more sense:

First, the way to the lobby should be made directly from the living room.
Secondly, there should be a convenience for visitors.
Third, most of the rooms especially the Masters and other rooms should be cross-ventillated.

And why was the kitchen door opening outside, this blocking passage way?

Wonderful work I must say.
Little tweaks will make it make more sense:

First, the way to the lobby should be made directly from the living room.
Secondly, there should be a convenience for visitors.
Third, most of the rooms especially the Masters and other rooms should be cross-ventillated.

Nazgul:
This looks more like a skit. The reality here is that the total cost of all those sugarcanes in his wheelbarrow isn't enough to buy a POS machine.

And even if he miraculously buys one, how many customers would feel comfortable inserting their debit card inside that POS machine just to settle a sugarcane debt of less than N200.

Don't believe everything you see on the internet.

And you want me to believe your comment?

What men do for women.
And one woman will even give them a directive never to come back without money

No wonder they die earlier.

grandlexuz:
If you were a politician will you hoard a billion Naira in Naira notes when storing in hard currencies like US dollars and Euro purchased through the black market is quite convenient. The majority of Politicians and corrupt officials hoard cash in hard currency.

Did I just hear you say that?

windvane:
if I was paid to attend rallies,I will defend it with my chest.i pay my bills myself so it's none of anyone's business what I do to sort that out...well I am not part of the gullible ones..once the government introduces something new but harsh,all they need from gullible nigerians to support it is to tell them that it will work against corrupt politicians and zoom,they will all back it up ........I am waiting to read why the scarcity still looms....only the wise one knows that scarcity of fuel and scarcity of new note are both doing samething in the minds of naive nigerians

I am both naive and gullible from your assertion.
Case closed!

windvane:
those rented crowds around have and they spend the new notes

Hahahahahahaha.
I asked you if you received any and you are mentioning rented crowd.
We're you part of the rented crowd that got the new notes.
If you care to know, people are queuing up at ATMs for their new notes; you can join them.

NB: If CBN does not revoke this directives, our politicians are the worst hit.

windvane:
kikikiki you are very funny.....meanwhile crowds rented for campaign rallies are paid in new notes...did it fall from heaven?

Have you received any?

juvewalex:
The New notes will still be stocked in large numbers as well in few years from now if government think this is the only way to fight against corruption while courts in Nigeria set free politicians when they face corruption charges.

You stole #9b and court would ask you to pay option fine of #100m .

If we all think these politicians would not have gotten the new notes in large number by now , then we lying to ourselves. People that their banks take cash to them in their comfort homes.

Oga, forget, this is affecting everyone.
If you had 9b in cash outside the financial system, you'll understand the reason the politicians are working against this move.
It will affect the politicians more.
Ask yourself, how much of the new notes were printed; how much will one politician stash away alone; why do you think the once empty senate sessions are becoming filled?
Well, they cannot be far from the fact that the move is targeted against them buying votes and other inducements.

Abia State has been blessed with poor and inefficient leadership back to back to back to back.

unohbethel:
Imagine oo A whole Former Ambassador came and listened to Peter Obi speech even asking Questions during the interview, and he was very impressed about it




Vote for someone that u will be proud to present as ur president not one that will be stammering like a he_goat eg balablu

Most Africans and most importantly Nigerians are allergic to intellectuals

dynicks:
NIGERIA OUR COUNTRY!!

UNA DOINGS DEY ON ANOTHER LEVEL....KAI!!

The way the guy in that meme dey, I know say na garri dey that plate so.

At this time and age, I think these arguments are needless.

Was he also the camera man?

Just asking for a friend.

Naijanascam:
And the shortage and hike in pump price in nigeria now is not something of great concern to him......


No problem

And, greater concern though is that he's even the substantive minister of petroleum resources.