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enkaydewdrop:
Watapun?
Somebody cannor ask you for baiday gift?

Bai wat On top pikin wey I dey pray day n nyt to mk ha grand entrance on my baiday
Iya Jay biko face frontu

cheeketo:
My rant

so last i was complaining to dh about how small pimples has built mansion on my face and made my face rough, dh replied by telling me its the pregnancy, to which i agreed, only for him to say "i think u will have a boy" (we both wanted a baby girl) and he added when women look beautiful in pregnancy they will have a girl, but when dey look ugly they will have a boy, so dh now thinks am ugly
wipes tears.

mamas is dh theory correct? who else has noticed this?

Nne,I dnt tink so ooo,I was cuteeee @preggy ooo,my skin dey shine tanda,no pimples,no nutin(only one devilish boil 4armpit) n I gave birth to a boy while my sis was UGLY n she gave birth to a gal.

Prettyhurts:
Am forever grateful that you've been faithful to me Lord.
Happy birthday to my humble self. Many more fruitful years to me

Hbd to u dearie n llnp!!! Hv a blast ok

enkaydewdrop:
Please make it 13th January...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...

Mmmuah!!!

Enkay!!!
Enkay!!!
Enkaydewdrop!!!
How many tyms I call u Tirii tyms I bliv.
Oya go n give Jay brezz.

zimunachimdi:
hahahaha. u will add with time. rock it while it last ooo. how is ur lo and how far as per that stuff? op settled.

I'm pushing it luv,I knw I wil win n I wil testify to us all.. tnks 4asking. My Lo z bubbling

zimunachimdi:
hahahaha. u will add with time. rock it while it last ooo. how is ur lo and how far as per that stuff? op settled.

I'm pushing it luv,I knw I wil win n I wil testify to us all.. tnks 4asking. My Lo z bubbling

jazzyjazz:
Make unaa no vex for me this night with all the plenty question where I get

Abeg ehn, pre-pregnancy my weight was always Btw 45kg and 55kg. Highest I've ever been is 55kg.

First trimester I hang for the 55kg even with the severe ms
But now I'm 15 + 2 and I'm weighing 60kg already!

Biko isn't 5kg a bit high at this point?

Only 5kg? N u r complaining I weighed 63kg pre preggy,@15 wks,I weighed 78kg!!!! I was looking at d scale n believing it was faulty. Infact I was depressed. U r ok pls,stop worrying ok

Mommy Zino,there was a therapy dat mom Zaynie shared,combination of St Louis sugar n palm oil on new born thread n all d mamas dat tried it confirmed it. I'd suggest mayb u give it a try cos I heard giving babies cough syrup isn't gud.
Slopy kisses to baby Zino onye sienna car

jazzyjazz:
Good evening mothers. Please what does it mean if lo is measuring few days ahead? At my last ultrasound I was sure I was exactly 15weeks but scan showed I was 15 + 3. Does anyone know what it means for lo to measure ahead?

Pls don't jump and pass sabi mamas

Sweetheart,dnt stress urself ok,its nutin,it myt just b dat u didn't really knw wen preggy occurred,dats y dey date +/-2wks. During my own tym I was soooo sure I was 4months gone n was slightly heartbroken wen I was told I wasn't. It's nutin to worry abt,come 18th Jan 2017,my baby wil mk it's grand entrance

zimunachimdi:
ua funny oo,thanks dear,btw,na him oo

How boy go get dat kind cheek n me go get bone God I'm sure u r watching... ur boy z cutee dear.mur grease to ur elbow

Towerofgrace:
*Yimu*

I'm loyal to ur govt ma... can I apply??

Ps: Mitchyy neva did ooo

mitchyy:
Face your work o. Leave my daughter in law alone

Ok,sorry ma... Bt just incase mommy Fortius we dey one corner ooo,nyday u feel like.... ehen. Dat z if dis young man doesn't break his head,somebody help. How can I mk dis guy stay put He doesn't crawl,he jumps,he wil want to jump 4rm handle of something to anoda.. God help me aswear

Fortius darling,ur baby z bae!!! C lips,c frosh skin,c cheeks. Incase if witchyy (mitchyy)doesn't do well,my cute baby wil tk over,ehen.

maureensylvia,duby z cuteeeee,c his face,so cutee.

Iphy z bae,hope I got d moniker ryt...

Zimunachimdi,nne,ur baby z cuteeee,tel ha to dash me small cheek na mk I add to dis bone wey I get

mompurity2,ur babies r ..

Mommy Akachukwu,eziokwum Akachukwu di na ndu unu lovely bs.

Cute cute babies evrywia!!!

mztyqal dear,as I was reading I was shedding tears 4u n his innocence.. God wil speedily wipe ur tears n grant u plenty smiles(children). D bible says dat our children wil round about our table,pls hold on to dat word ok.
It z well wit ur soul n ur home.

Hbd to u mummy lamide n llnp... I wish u all d sekxy goodies life gat to offer n some mur. Wa last ok
Cc: cherrymum1.

Congrats to u mommy olatebony!!! Welcome little butterfly

Evacroft:
Abeg quick question,i got a carton of baby wipes of lansinoh which contains 6 packets and 84 wipes in each packet, but just discovered it's expiring by Nov and am an August momma,i just called d shop and dey said it will finish by den. How true is this pls? It's kinda urgent abeg mamas.

Cc: zaynie,liftedhands,britneystacy and other sabi mamas.
Abeg no jump am pass.

It wil nt finish oooo,dem just wan stop u 4rm bringing d goods back,no mind dem..

Personally,I dnt go 4 products dat their expiration date z close by..

jazzyjazz:
Ahahahahahahahahahhahahah!

Aunty beyedew no mind dem o
Na me do mistake
Na 14th January o
Excitement no gree me see road b4

No worry ya baby fit still show for ya baiday

If dem lyk mk dem give u all d EDD wey dem want!!!
Ogbasaghim

jazzyjazz:
So I Had my first antenatal today. It was so great! Went so well! Asides from being exhausted and hungry from spending long hours at the hospital, today was a very good day!

Dr ordered for a scan, lo was just bouncing upandan! Moving tiny legs, opening and closing mouth! And then waved at me. I almost cried oo!

Finally oga sonographer said, "congrats madam, e be like say na oga get this one"

So I'm officially team BLUE!!!

Thought I was exactly 15weeks today but scan says I'm 15weeks and 6days! Wow!

Dem hammer me plenty folic acid plus fesolate drugs and also tetanus injection.
Doctor booked me for another appointment in 6weeks and the nurse booked me for another tetanus injection in 4weeks!

EDD changed from 18th January to 7th January 2017

Today has been awesome!!!

Taaaaaa,tufiakwa!!!! Taaaaaaaa

I was here!!!!

Dear Bryan n future babies/grandbabies/great-grand babies,weneva u come to dis wonderful nl(i knw it wil stil b in existence) just knw dat ur momma/grandmomma/great-grand-momma was here!!!

2016!!!
D year I joined dis wonderfully family!!! Gat so much luv 4 y'all

mitchyy:
2015 at last.....

My wedding year!!! Whoop whoop!!! Also the year Hansel was conceived.

Wait o, am i the only one that remembers the particular kpekus that led to their baby?


No Uniben student here sef?

No darl,not only u,infact I bliv I knw d particular spe.rm dat led to my bfp...

U don't wanna go tru wat I went tru,using pen n book to narrow down how I got myself in d mess I was in then.. Funny enough I was done wit ovulation wen I went to do d "do"...

C me thinking weda I got preggy by a guy dat just stared @me ,maybe while staring he magically did it.. Kai kai kai

Yayyyyyy!!!! ‎
‎
2015!!!!! Where do I wanna start 4rm,d year dat I felt I wasn't going to survive.
‎
So dh(den bf) disturbed me omo(nwa) corper to come bk as he was missing me,I decided to gv him a valentine surprise,got engaged dat same day n did d "do". After all d janglover, 2wks later I use torch dey find my ever faithful af,ino c am.. No sickness,no nothing,so after much much I decided to check mysef out,I almost shi.t 4pant... wat?? ‎

2015!!!!
I got married 2d cutest n sweetest man on earth n got plentyyyyyyy sisters.

2015!!!
I gave birth to d cutest n funniest baby on earth...

2015!!!
5 gals out of my entire extended family got married.

God pls let me meet dem @ 2015!!!!! U Lord knw des mommies are on d roll,pls dnt allow anything come btw me n meeting dem @2015 page Amen...

Ino go carry last!!! Ahnahn!!!
Una don pass my sec.schl grad yr,pass entering uni year,pass meeting my honeybunch's year. Dis 1 won't pass me by. Ahnahn....

2014,d year I grad 4rm uni n entered NYSC camp as an ekiti corper!!!!!

Congrats mommy Fortius,me luv u n ur bae long tym ... make I dey read back.

melly245:
abeg thief mitchyy own,e go suck ur brezz,suck ur neighbor own,sotey u go carry feeding bottle dey beg brezz for road

Oh Lawd !!!! U no get chill @all. Zero chill

Liftedhands

Mama Ekene,its alryt,I dnt tink God can bring something we cannot carry our way. Pls tk her in n as much as possible try to tolerate ha meme .
May God reward u as u extend help to a preggy woman wit meme .
My luv to frosh Ekene bobo.

sugah:
Sorry for my MIA.
Still feels like a dream. Still waiting for someone to wake me up.....but I guess its happening.
My mum would be laid to rest today 10,000km away from my present location. Im going to try to follow the procession online so id be MIA for a couple more days.


Congrats to all the newest mamas.

May her soul rip dear,its well

zionx:
Good Evening Mamas... Thanks so much for your prayers and words of encouragement... It has really helped me. I feel so much loved. 'Weeping may endure for a night but joy comes in the morning'....Love you all.

I'm sooo sorry 4ur loss mama,pls cry as much as u can,dont lose hope ok,God sees it all,He does knw d end 4rm d beginning n His plans r perfect. B strong ok,God wil give u d grace to pull through this period.

It z well wit ur soul n may ur hubby soul rest in d Lord,Amen.

All thes cute cute cute babies!!!!!
Me liky!!! Mamas u guys r doing wonderfully well..

@dexterush, Hbd to ur sugarpie(abi wetin u call am,I don 4get) n llnp... U guys r cuteeeeee,y won't dey ask who d momma of d twins r??

Hi fam.... sorry 4d mentions I haven't responded to,I couldn't post msg on nl,was only able to read,like n share.

Jazzyjazz luv,just lyk mitchyy(witchyy ) n other mamas suggested,get leggings,dey help a lot,den u get cute big tops dat u can use to rock d leggings,d amt u want depends entirely on ur pocket ok luv. Tnk God ur hmo ish has bin rectified.
Concerning d hosp,well,hv bin waiting 4abj mamas to talk abt national hosp bt so far none has said nytin abt it,my sil swears by it n that was where she birthed ha 3kids. Dnt knw abt d price tho.

Snr Modath,ma we r still on it ooo,d drama plenty bt I'm very confident I wil win,tnks 4ur love ma,I really appreciate u a lot.

How d sekxy waddling dey go God wil make it easy 4u all in Jesus name,Amen.

olatebony:
Praise God Mamas! It ended in praise! The angels of God ushered in my beautiful Chizara this morning weighing 3.1kg normal delivery with little tears! All glory to His name! BS comin......g sooooooooon!
Safe delivery to d remaining july mamas and other waddling mamas

Congrats mommy Chizara,welcome back ma. May Chizara b a source of joy in ur home.

tyconcepts:
President Mofe For #ThreadCuties

.. God bless u kiddo.

Iyabetajos,kpekus on.

*In flavour's voice*
Baby fire dey go oooooo baby oku,oya baby fire dey go ooooooo baby oku... U must testify soon.

Congrats to mamas dropping it like it's hot.. God bless ur los.

Jazzyjazz,pls luv wen u wnt to stand up,stand wit style,thru ur left or ur ryt... lyk my gyna told me. It z well wit u.

Na who talk say mk enkaydewdrop hoohaa no c show 4 15months? Dat someborri needs to b jailed,fire dey go,sha no swallow frog..

Mitchyy n melly245,ur babies r cuteeeee!!!! Kiss their toes 4me..

Mommy Zaynie!!!!! Nawa to u ma oooo,I just said let me rescue d tv remote control 4rm d destruction dat it wud hv seen if my son had gotten to it b4 I did n u don appear n disappear bk!!!! Nawa ooooooo,nawa ooooo. Face,i no c.
Hajib,i no c.
Mama of the cuties,i no stil c.
Like mommy Maureensylvia said,abeg repost... I'm glued to my fone,i wont even blink,dis pinckiture wil nt pass me bye.