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but you should remain in a foreign country where you will always be treated as second class citizen.

LOL - alternatively, remaining in Nigeria where you are a first class citizen but where there are no human rights, does not sound too appealing!

Anyhow, we really do need to help our country, rather than insulting those back home.

@ thread,
it's a fact that wise people don't want to rule - they usually prefer to critique and give advice. Take, for example, Albert Einstein. He was offered to be president of Israel but he declined. Wise guy! I bet if they offered Wole Soyinka to be president of Nigeria, he would decline, because mumus rule and wise men criticise. Such is the law of nature.

chidichris:
are we afriad of our oil? ok since the oil dey here waiting happen? abeg make them come take this oil self. is it possible that this barracks come with slave ships because i need to get out of this place by all means.
if i see their ship, i will arrrest myself and my family, f i a m, usa here we come.

You are right my brother, don't mind all these people who break big big grammar for here. Na grammar we go chop??

AFRICOM is a blessing in disguise for Nigeria. This is the best decision Yar'adua has made to date.
Cheers - here's to AFRICOM!

The only Thing Nigeria Has to Fear Is Fear Itself.

Dis Guy:
so how many Nigerians do you know that will willingly accept a single bedroom dingy house
that is basically put together with pre-fabricated materials?
even as a gift??

I think millions of Nigerians would be happy to have them pre-fabricated houses.

It is not only world cup! Abuja or Lagos can host the Olympics easily.

Let's just say 2010 is a long time for SA to get its act together. Regardless, I do not see myself visiting SA for anything.

life don tire some people!

there is a reason for everything.

A Nollywood actress is not a true Nollywood actress unless she wears at least one or two horrendous wigs per film (please refer to the film "Abuja connection" for some examples).

A true Nollywood movie has a background theme song whose lyrics summarize the whole film and even let you know how it ends, in advance.

In a true Nollywood movie, you will see at least one close up shot of an actor's shoes, for no reason. They will do this whether the shoe looks good or not.

A true Nollywood film will contain at least one unlikely twist and many unrealistic coincidences (e.g. the main character's girlfriend turns out to be his sister, and the gateman turns out to be his father).

People are praying for Yaradua to survive his first 4 year in office without dying, you people are talking of 14 years.

If you want to go for a flawless, natural look that does not look "wiggy", you really should consider lace wigs, rather than the regular cheap synthetic wigs you can buy in the shop! Lace wigs are a hair revolution! They are worn by many celebrities including Beyonce and Tyra Banks. They are made with high quality Indian or Chinese Remy human hair, which is durable and does not tangle. Check this website: www.bargainlacewigs.co.uk. You can buy lace wigs and the accessories that go with them for really competitve prices!

jeolous, inferior, filthy, barbaric, saveges, bastards.

This is the perfect description of who black south africans are.

Maybe these Nigerian shit carriers should stop sending their shit money home, because then Nigerians back home will appreciate them more. Just a thought. When their families ask them why the stopped sending money, they should tell them that it's because of this dude named pawpaw on Nairaland. I bet they will all address their thanks to him.

To the person who started this thread: I've noticed here in the UK a lot of Nigerians work in bar/club toilets for a living. Whenever you use the restroom at a club, there will always be a Nigerian working there. Just something I noticed. I wonder what is it about Nigerians and sh*t? Do they have a fetish for sh*t or something? I'm just curious.

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